Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Potato]

Edited: Comediansmasher lore

I once had a job very briefly for Comcast where they put me on outbound debt-collection phone calls to Spanish-speaking customers.

I don't speak Spanish.

I told them this.

They didn't care.

I lasted three days before I quit.

I think we've heard this customer service smasher lore before.

[BananaBlast]

Oh, my dude, you don’t know? 



Inb4 Bionic tries to claim I’m a furro bitch like him: is a fucking Sseth video. 

Funnily enough, I found out about that cursed game from an Era post.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-sony-santa-monica’s-kinetica-the-most-blatant-fetish-game.1410847/page-3#post-150296857

[DavidCroquet]

On or about January 17, 2026, CODY LEE SMITH also sent a direct Instagram message
to Donald J. Trump, Jr., stating “I’m going to rape your worthless father while Benjamin netanyacuck
sits in the oval CUCK throne and watches with his jugular cut while the life leaves his pathetic eyes and
then after I’m done your getting raped.”

 User Banned: (Permanent) Sexually Fantasizing about Donald Trump... the murder fantasy is ok tho

Alternative joke: this guy really just wants to rape some dudes?

[HaughtyFrank]

Edit: Just take at this retarded map for reference

"Poor South"

*Includes Saudi Arabia and UAE*

"Rich north"

*Includes eastern Europe*

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/%E2%80%98everyone-is-replaceable%E2%80%99-death-rattles-oregon-amazon-facility.1490158/#post-153739939

 User banned (3 weeks): advocating violence

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnn-wife-falls-off-dinghy-while-she-and-her-husband-were-making-their-way-back-to-their-yacht.1491262/

Thread posted by Slayven. Locked by Transistor saying no shock threads, in a shocking display of a mod being publicly moderated.

Thread now purged. :(

https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/09/us/lynette-hooker-bahamas-husband-arrest-hnk

Not worse than a lot of other stories you see on Era.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/james-cameron-bolsters-support-for-paramount-wb-merger-and-david-ellison.1491466/

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/anti-masturbation-nazi-sneako-gets-whacked-off-in-public.1491457/#post-153791404

Man I wish the guy had made solid contact.


On another note it's good for these people to be afraid of going outside. I want these pieces of shit fearing for their lives.

Maybe allowing the forum to cheer on political violence of any kind makes harder for posters to know which kinds aren't acceptable.

[benji]

On another note it's good for these people to be afraid of going outside. I want these pieces of shit fearing for their lives.

Staff should post a list of which groups you're allowed to post this about.

[BananaBlast]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ruby-rose-accuses-katy-perry-of-sexual-assault.1489777/#post-153726694

 User banned (3 weeks): Misogynistic rhetoric

Wtf man. She's already kinda in lame time out. This should finish her.

So fucking weird this is considered "misogynistic" when fauxmoi and stan twitter make posts like these all the time.

[Besticus Maximus]

I care because throughout history art has been a means of upward mobility

Yeah, upward mobility from the lower - upper classes to the middle upper classes

[Daffy Duck]

bodied

Same thing. Why would a portable PS6 not play digital PS5 games?

Power difference? Why do you act like it's this 'oh, so obvious' thing where there can be actual hurdles regarding compatibility. It's a big reason a lot of us believe that it's not even going to play BC PS5 games that are not Power Saver supported.

Mate, don't pick an argument with Zeo, it's not worth your time, lol.

You okay?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mlid-ps6-portable-leak-yes-it-has-backwards-compatibility-ps4-ps5.1491385/page-3#post-153796201

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/anti-masturbation-nazi-sneako-gets-whacked-off-in-public.1491457/#post-153791404

Man I wish the guy had made solid contact.


On another note it's good for these people to be afraid of going outside. I want these pieces of shit fearing for their lives.

Maybe allowing the forum to cheer on political violence of any kind makes harder for posters to know which kinds aren't acceptable.

In this case, fuck streamers, I'll allow it.

[Taco Bell Tower]

bodied

Same thing. Why would a portable PS6 not play digital PS5 games?

Power difference? Why do you act like it's this 'oh, so obvious' thing where there can be actual hurdles regarding compatibility. It's a big reason a lot of us believe that it's not even going to play BC PS5 games that are not Power Saver supported.

Mate, don't pick an argument with Zeo, it's not worth your time, lol.

You okay?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mlid-ps6-portable-leak-yes-it-has-backwards-compatibility-ps4-ps5.1491385/page-3#post-153796201

I like how that's his response when people point out not to engage with him 

[Snoopy]

I'm against Nazi punchers who don't know how to throw a punch

[Mediocre Lager]

On another note it's good for these people to be afraid of going outside. I want these pieces of shit fearing for their lives.

Staff should post a list of which groups you're allowed to post this about.

You're allowed to post this about any Nazi.

Yes, that obviously includes Jews.

[malfoyking]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/good-omens-final-season-official-trailer-prime-video-may-13-one-90-minute-episode.1491853/

Gaiman is still allowed though.

[HaughtyFrank]

They didn't make it anywhere close to the amount of gay I wanted out of them so never even bothered watching either.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lttp-the-old-guard-2-what-the-hell-happened-spoilers.1491889/post-153807700


Have they ever considered watching gay media?

[killamajig]

Saying "These two chicks should kiss!" means you're a feminist on Reeee.

[Straight Edge]

Old Guard 1 was pretty good for a Netflix movie. Old Guard 2 was abysmal shit I couldn't even get half way through.

[Boredfrom]

The Incest Train keeps going:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/today-in-character-assassination-capcom-makes-alex-marry-impregnate-his-cousin-step-sister-in-sfvi-who-he-also-helped-raise-from-a-baby.1465594/page-29

It's really pathetic that Capcom can't just bite the bullet and fix this properly.

Now a beloved character will be a meme forever because they can't admit they made a mistake.

[nachobro]

beloved? alex? 

[Superstar]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/anti-masturbation-nazi-sneako-gets-whacked-off-in-public.1491457/#post-153791404

Man I wish the guy had made solid contact.


On another note it's good for these people to be afraid of going outside. I want these pieces of shit fearing for their lives.

Maybe allowing the forum to cheer on political violence of any kind makes harder for posters to know which kinds aren't acceptable.

Not sure what is more pathetic, sucker punching someone or that "punch" itself. I have a feeling the video cut off as the guy gets up and beats him.

[Taco Bell Tower]

The Incest Train keeps going:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/today-in-character-assassination-capcom-makes-alex-marry-impregnate-his-cousin-step-sister-in-sfvi-who-he-also-helped-raise-from-a-baby.1465594/page-29

It's really pathetic that Capcom can't just bite the bullet and fix this properly.

Now a beloved character will be a meme forever because they can't admit they made a mistake.

He's really sad that Alex isn't gay 

[clockwork5]

Hey white furries! Let’s talk about driverless vehicles. 

I'm not setting an impossible standard. You did, because you made the claim that this technology will absolutely result in a net gain in lives saved across the board. I'm simply asking you to prove it. If you can't, either retract the claim or amend it to just the basic observation that traffic deaths will go down. No need to the capitalists' job for them with grand declarations that this will have utopian impacts on life all across the planet. Like slow down, there; we have to defeat climate change first.

The 44k figure would ostensibly have to include pedestrian collisions and drunk driving crashes, as the figure apparently represents all deaths related to car crashes within a 30 day period. But let's assume it doesn't and add on 7k deaths from pedestrian hits and 13k deaths from drunk driving to the 44k. You're still not at the high end of assumed deaths from lack of healthcare in this country.

My argument is also assuming the best case scenario for Waymo: that the introduction of all self-driving cars in the US would see a total decrease down to 0 deaths from traffic collisions overnight upon implementation in the US (not possible but I'm trying to be charitable). The year over year comparison with lack of health insurance would be variable depending upon availability of insurance during any given Presidential administration, quality of insurance, any major health crises (like another pandemic), etc.. Some years would be a net positive or net negative; I'll give you that. However, given that we've just had a rollback on ACA subsidies which means an increase in people dropping from health insurance (that's me! I'm in that category, woo!) and a decrease in quality of insurance off the board, given the unemployment crisis happening now, its compounding effects on other issues such as housing affordability, food availability, etc., and the fact that the AI bros are super-fucking gung-ho on mass displacement with no real off-ramp or safety net in sight, I expect in the coming years from now for there to be more deaths from lack of access to healthcare alone than what you could offset even if you could Thanos snap every car in the US to turn it into a self-driving one right now.

But I can't see too far in the future. Who knows; maybe there will be some breaking point somewhere (those gas prices getting spicy) and Americans will finally psychologically begin to realize that we have the ability as thinking, sapient human beings to have an impact on the material world due to their physical actions and start organizing for a world where we can have self-driving cars and lack of death due to lack of access to the resources necessary to sustain life. Maybe. I dunno.

All I'm saying is a few of you are making large claims when it's not necessary. =P

[Uncle]

nepenthe should be arguing that the expense of the technology means people now pay way too much for a self-driving car and then they don't have the money to pay for their cancer treatments and die from that

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dave-chappelle-knocks-republican-party-for-%E2%80%9Cweaponized%E2%80%9D-transgender-jokes-%E2%80%9Cthat%E2%80%99s-not-what-i-was-doing%E2%80%9D.1492051/page-3#post-153817693

We need to get him to tour, does Sabrina Carpenter need an opener

[clockwork5]

nepenthe should be arguing that the expense of the technology means people now pay way too much for a self-driving car and then they don't have the money to pay for their cancer treatments and die from that

Right. Her argument is basically “self driving cars would save about as many lives as universal healthcare, but not more.”

It’s like OK, that sounds pretty good 👍

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/absolute-green-arrow-is-coming-and-hes-killing-billionaires.1440943/#post-151548916

Always nice when a superhero is a good role model.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/absolute-green-arrow-is-coming-and-hes-killing-billionaires.1440943/page-3#post-151886509

Perhaps real life can imitate art eventually.

[jooseloose]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dave-chappelle-knocks-republican-party-for-%E2%80%9Cweaponized%E2%80%9D-transgender-jokes-%E2%80%9Cthat%E2%80%99s-not-what-i-was-doing%E2%80%9D.1492051/page-3#post-153817693

We need to get him to tour, does Sabrina Carpenter need an opener

Have I missed something? What's Sabrina Carpenter done now to piss them off? Be a hot, white blonde woman?