Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Boredfrom]

BTW, is clear mods dont even bother to read Shinobi ProPalestine threads:

How low and disgusting is the world willing to become for an apartheid occupying genocidal state? How many of Earth's 8 billion people need to suffer at the hands of nation that has 10 million people?

 Listen...you gotta understand.

A) the holocaust

that's it, there is no B. I was going to mention how Jews have been persecuted historically, but so have Roma/Romani people and...we don't see them have an apartheid-state being funded by the entire western world.

 

Outright anti semitism.  

https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-quietly-closes-foreign-office-unit-that-monitored-israel’s-international-law-violations.1500370/#post-154138645

And Fady just bumped the thread to say “cool antisemitism bro”.  

100%, and they keep using the same lie to the point where they've been committing genocide after genocide and ethnic cleansing and starting wars and yada yada yada for close to a century now.

 Lie?

Holocaust Denial? 

(Committing genocide after genocide after genocide  )

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-you-work-for-fascists-does-that-make-you-a-fascist-ars-technica-palantir-employees-are-talking-about-company%E2%80%99s-%E2%80%9Cdescent-into-fascism%E2%80%9D.1502014/page-2#post-154248364

This is also the case if you're door knocking, donating to, voting for, or supporting democratic politicians that are pro genocide and/or pro surveillance state.

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-you-work-for-fascists-does-that-make-you-a-fascist-ars-technica-palantir-employees-are-talking-about-company%E2%80%99s-%E2%80%9Cdescent-into-fascism%E2%80%9D.1502014/page-2#post-154248364

wait uhh what if you own stock in fascists

I've made $600 on Palantir stock in 5 years

I had no idea what I was doing or what I was buying into, someone recommended it and I was like durr ok

[NeppyNep]

That famiboards shit 

These fucking people need to go outside and touch some goddamn grass. It’s a message board and they are all no doubt like 30+ years old, acting like a bunch of emo teens.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

I'm more annoyed by how bad these wannabe assassins are at it. The first one snuck up on a roof in broad daylight and had worse aim than Stevie Wonder. The 2nd tried to hide in a bush in an area patrolled by helicopters. Now this one who tried to dash past a bunch of guards carrying a shotgun. These are not serious people.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_assassination_plot_in_Tennessee

They also planned to wear white tuxedos and top hats during the assassination attempt.

At this point I assume that any aspiring political assassin is basically retarded. I haven't been proven wrong yet!

That guy who got Shinzo Abe did a perfectly cromulent political assassination.

So that's what's been missing from all these attempts - cromulence.

[Boredfrom]

The Japanese dude actually had a sob story, so a genuine drive to actually try to accomplish it.  

The last dude manifesto sounds like a ERA poster.

[benji]

I'm more annoyed by how bad these wannabe assassins are at it. The first one snuck up on a roof in broad daylight and had worse aim than Stevie Wonder. The 2nd tried to hide in a bush in an area patrolled by helicopters. Now this one who tried to dash past a bunch of guards carrying a shotgun. These are not serious people.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_assassination_plot_in_Tennessee

They also planned to wear white tuxedos and top hats during the assassination attempt.

At this point I assume that any aspiring political assassin is basically retarded. I haven't been proven wrong yet!

That guy who got Shinzo Abe did a perfectly cromulent political assassination.

Andrew Jackson, James Garfield and Teddy Roosevelt were all shot by someone walking up to them and shooting. Jackson survived because the gun misfired (twice) and he beat the guy with his cane. Teddy survived because the speech in his coat pocket was so fucking thick it slowed the bullet. Garfield might have survived but the pre-hygiene doctors stuck their hands in him looking for the bullet multiple times.

edit: How could I forget Ford:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempted_assassination_of_Gerald_Ford_in_Sacramento
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempted_assassination_of_Gerald_Ford_in_San_Francisco

And Reagan was basically the same, Hinkley was 20 feet away:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempted_assassination_of_Ronald_Reagan

edit edit: SHIT, how did I forget Czolgosz walking up and shooting McKinley at a fair and the doctors also likely killing him: 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_William_McKinley

And while he wasn't President, it's also how anti-Zionist direct action was taken against RFK:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Robert_F._Kennedy

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-is-said-to-be-in-talks-to-send-afghans-who-aided-u-s-forces-to-congo-include-400-children.1497849/#post-154046305

The sequel to 9/11 getting seeded left and right during Trump's administration— hell a whole cinematic universe at this point. May this absolute shithole country never know peace.

Guy who considers himself a foreign policy expert but has absolutely zero clue what happened in the Middle East during the previous three administrations.

And standard reminder that the guy behind 9/11 (and WTC93, Embassy bombings and USS Cole) was a billionaire who had a beef with the Saudi royal family for not being religious enough.

[simiansmarts]

That famiboards shit 

These fucking people need to go outside and touch some goddamn grass. It’s a message board and they are all no doubt like 30+ years old, acting like a bunch of emo teens.

  
https://famiboards.com/threads/donkey-kong-community-st2-ohhh-bananza.14427/page-141#post-2269473

So... this is farewell DK Community....

Not to delve on details, there's been going on certain things on the boards that no longer make me comfortable in this place and I'll be requesting a ban shortly.. But I want to thank everyone for giving me this space to geek out about one of my favorite franchises. I don't have any replacement for this particular corner of the internet and I genuinely will truly miss this.

But if anyone still wants me to see ramble to the walls, you'd probably still find me active on BlueSky (as long that site lasts, I suppose).

For the good memories and friends in here: Thank you!

  
32 year old man btw 
 

[Cheers]

Another one week slap on the wrist 

Yet she will be malding to the max all week.

[BIONIC]

That famiboards shit 

These fucking people need to go outside and touch some goddamn grass. It’s a message board and they are all no doubt like 30+ years old, acting like a bunch of emo teens.

Some of us are allergic to grass, chudlord

[Averon]

How can they go outside to touch grass while they are being genocided?  

Bet you would tell Anne Frank to leave the attic, too, huh? 

[benji]

It's not my job to touch grass. You want me to do labor? PAY. ME.

[Besticus Maximus]

Grass everywhere is some yt european bullshit, literally, abolish it. It's fucking colonialism in the soil. I hate this fucking world, first NFTs and AI now this.

[Potato]

That famiboards shit 

These fucking people need to go outside and touch some goddamn grass. It’s a message board and they are all no doubt like 30+ years old, acting like a bunch of emo teens.

  
https://famiboards.com/threads/donkey-kong-community-st2-ohhh-bananza.14427/page-141#post-2269473

So... this is farewell DK Community....

Not to delve on details, there's been going on certain things on the boards that no longer make me comfortable in this place and I'll be requesting a ban shortly.. But I want to thank everyone for giving me this space to geek out about one of my favorite franchises. I don't have any replacement for this particular corner of the internet and I genuinely will truly miss this.

But if anyone still wants me to see ramble to the walls, you'd probably still find me active on BlueSky (as long that site lasts, I suppose).

For the good memories and friends in here: Thank you!

  
32 year old man btw 
 

With this exodus of the usual suspects, I imagine Famiboards is going to enter a renaissance period in its lifecycle.

[wsippel]

It’s too funny. The third post in the red/blue button thread is some retard who mixed up the colors. 

I MIXED UP THE BUTTONS! lol

I meant to say blue

That’s why I am pushing the red button. Too many people are so stupid that they don’t even know what button they are pushing. I’m not potentially putting my life in the hands of people who don’t even know which button does what.

That and the fact that 100% of people who have a child who depends on them are pressing the red button, excluding the idiots who get confused and push the wrong button, of course.

Maybe I'm too stupid to understand the conundrum, but how is this even a difficult question? Everybody who presses the red button survives regardless, meaning blue is the "maybe suicide" button. So only people who don't want to live should even consider pressing the blue button.

[benji]

Maybe I'm too stupid to understand the conundrum, but how is this even a difficult question? 

Y'all showing your ass by thinking it's morally acceptable to kill some people when you have the option of saving everyone. And that's exactly why anybody who would push the red button deserves some community justice.

[Potato]

It's not my job to touch grass. You want me to do labor? PAY. ME.

You want me to just PAY. YOU?

What about all those people in the Global South who are suffering generational harms caused by capitalism, colonialism and white supremacy, huh chud?

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

I press the blue button, knowing that if I die, I die as the morally superior being.

If I live, the Red Purge begins.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Capitalists only care about themselves so they would press the red button.

Anyone who says they would press the red button are nazi capitalists.

Simple as.

[HaughtyFrank]

That famiboards shit 

These fucking people need to go outside and touch some goddamn grass. It’s a message board and they are all no doubt like 30+ years old, acting like a bunch of emo teens.

A perfect example of how an outrage cycle is just build into their DNA. The "crime" was someone saying they instead of she and yet the reactions are on the same level as cyberpunk outrage which was already an absurd controversy to begin with.

[Daffy Duck]

The problem is men. It's men. It's always men.

It is like fucking impossible for men to ever treat women (and girls) as anything but inherently sexual objects.

This one tickled me.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/gamergate-2-0-chuds-furious-about-a-consulting-company-named-%E2%80%9Csweet-baby-inc%E2%80%9D-which-overviews-scripts-to-make-sure-nothing-offensive-was-written.823731/page-199

[jooseloose]

ClickyCal'
User banned (1 week): inflammatory accusations

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/psa-dmitry-glukhovsky-the-author-of-the-metro-book-series-who-is-directly-working-on-metro-2039-with-4a-games-is-a-zionist-and-a-genocide-denier.1494103/#post-153881686

 User Banned (1 Month): Inflammatory Generalization; Antagonizing Fellow Members; History of the Same

Just what the world needs, another milkshake duck.

Are we going to give him a pass here like with Daniel Vavra or?

Half this forum has given Microsoft a pass, who did much worst. Including some people in this thread. So I imagine it is going to be largely overlooked.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/welcome-new-members-introduce-yourself-here.119184/page-48#post-154261972

Hi! As an avid user on Famiboards, I wanted to see what this forum had to offer as well. I can't wait to get to know you all.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-25-2026-trump-rushed-off-stage-after-shots-fired-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner.1502125/page-21#post-154257472

It's kinda crazy that we've seen what we've seen from this administration and staging a shoot is people where draw the line of "they wouldn't do that" just because it sounds like a conspiracy theory.

Trump has raped several children and probably eaten their corpses, if this was staged, it was one of the tamest things they've done.

[Mediocre Lager]

This Famiboard shit has been the best content we've had in months. Keep it up, I wanna see what they get up to.

[Mediocre Lager]

This Famiboard shit has been the best content we've had in months. Keep it up, I wanna see what they get up to.

GENOCIDE!!!

[Taco Bell Tower]

doops.

User requested ban

He'll be back again 

[Snoopy]

Maybe we should join this Famiiboards group. We could teach them our ways

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/psa-dmitry-glukhovsky-the-author-of-the-metro-book-series-who-is-directly-working-on-metro-2039-with-4a-games-is-a-zionist-and-a-genocide-denier.1494103/#post-153881686

 User Banned (1 Month): Inflammatory Generalization; Antagonizing Fellow Members; History of the Same

Half this forum has given Microsoft a pass, who did much worst. Including some people in this thread.

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/april-25-2026-trump-rushed-off-stage-after-shots-fired-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner.1502125/page-21#post-154257472

Trump has raped several children and probably eaten their corpses