The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[nachobro]

dropped for a dude with a fuckin thumb for a head  

[Lonewulfeus]

Can’t wait for fat Matt to start begging for funds to move back home

[Uncle]

dropped for a dude with a fuckin thumb for a head  

I was scrolling up from the bottom and thought "thumb" before I saw your post

[simiansmarts]

did not expect malds shit to go poorly so quickly, whats next? homeless or back with those poor parent who thought they were safe?

My current theory is Malds moved in under the belief he would be the exclusive kept woman of his polycule bro (offline monogamy/online polygamy) so he could've just played videogames, wear pretty dresses, jerk it and be financially supported for the rest of his life. Now that another polycule bro has hit the love shack, trouble is slowly brewing.  
- not enough money to go around if the new roommate also wants to be a kept woman that eats for four people 
- relationship drama as Malds realizes he may not be cut out for the polycule life, no more undivided attention means more imsorryimsorryimsorry posting
- Malds' might've completely burned bridges with his parents as soon as he moved back out which means he has nowhere to go if the polycule thing doesn't work out 
  
This is a lolcow soap opera in the making. 

no mention of Malds lmaoooooooo

[Uncle]

"things haven't worked out as well as I was hoping" OF COURSE NOT

these people are masters at constructing elaborate fantasies in their heads

is it an autism thing? believing so hard in your expectations that you convince yourself it'll be exactly as you pictured it and nothing could possibly go wrong?

like, not even really related to this at all but another lolcow, there's chibi, who is this guy







longstanding embarrassment online

his dream was to become a teacher in japan and he finally followed his dreams and moved out there

and surprise surprise, they don't like socially inept weeb weirdos over there either, and he's been struggling

he doesn't know enough japanese and he hated the conditions he was working under, his hosts, a few months back was only getting 3 hours a week of work, and they were threatening to revoke his visa

   

what is it with these people moving far away just expecting everything to be great?

[simiansmarts]

Chibi is a name I haven't seen in a hot minute   
 
You know something amazing is about to happen when these socially crippled weebs manage to actually make it to their Mecca of Glorious Nippon  
 

[Ethan]

what is it with these people moving far away just expecting everything to be great?

Nah, even if it's naive, it should be encouraged.
It's actually a refreshing change from the usual woe is me/I'm disabled and can't get out/send me money.

I don't know this guy, but it's ballsy to move to Japan and will be a good learning experience.
Same thing for Melds. Even if the polycule implodes, at least she got out of her parents' basement (for a few months).

[Jansen]

This shit got so boring so fast. Not even malds can keep me.coming back consistently

[killamajig]

This shit got so boring so fast. Not even malds can keep me.coming back consistently

What? Posting "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I want to die 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭" literally for years is getting tiring? 

This is what genocide looks like folx. 

[Uncle]

what happened to that other person with the cat who was grifting constantly?

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

what happened to that other person with the cat who was grifting constantly?

Absolutely nothing has changed.

[DavidCroquet]

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

"things haven't worked out as well as I was hoping" OF COURSE NOT

these people are masters at constructing elaborate fantasies in their heads

is it an autism thing? believing so hard in your expectations that you convince yourself it'll be exactly as you pictured it and nothing could possibly go wrong?

like, not even really related to this at all but another lolcow, there's chibi, who is this guy







longstanding embarrassment online

his dream was to become a teacher in japan and he finally followed his dreams and moved out there

and surprise surprise, they don't like socially inept weeb weirdos over there either, and he's been struggling

he doesn't know enough japanese and he hated the conditions he was working under, his hosts, a few months back was only getting 3 hours a week of work, and they were threatening to revoke his visa



what is it with these people moving far away just expecting everything to be great?

I like that jump

[kaleidoscopium]

Malds moved back around January right? A 3-4 month run is better than I thought it would go, curious what the next steps are… Steve lives in Canada with their own “problematic” parents, Fatatha lives in… Florida in a shoebox of an apartment… haven’t seen them post about the third in awhile… Malds might just have to return home the prodigal son.