The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[nachobro]

dropped for a dude with a fuckin thumb for a head  

[Lonewulfeus]

Can’t wait for fat Matt to start begging for funds to move back home

[Uncle]

dropped for a dude with a fuckin thumb for a head  

I was scrolling up from the bottom and thought "thumb" before I saw your post

[simiansmarts]

did not expect malds shit to go poorly so quickly, whats next? homeless or back with those poor parent who thought they were safe?

My current theory is Malds moved in under the belief he would be the exclusive kept woman of his polycule bro (offline monogamy/online polygamy) so he could've just played videogames, wear pretty dresses, jerk it and be financially supported for the rest of his life. Now that another polycule bro has hit the love shack, trouble is slowly brewing.  
- not enough money to go around if the new roommate also wants to be a kept woman that eats for four people 
- relationship drama as Malds realizes he may not be cut out for the polycule life, no more undivided attention means more imsorryimsorryimsorry posting
- Malds' might've completely burned bridges with his parents as soon as he moved back out which means he has nowhere to go if the polycule thing doesn't work out 
  
This is a lolcow soap opera in the making. 

no mention of Malds lmaoooooooo

[Uncle]

"things haven't worked out as well as I was hoping" OF COURSE NOT

these people are masters at constructing elaborate fantasies in their heads

is it an autism thing? believing so hard in your expectations that you convince yourself it'll be exactly as you pictured it and nothing could possibly go wrong?

like, not even really related to this at all but another lolcow, there's chibi, who is this guy







longstanding embarrassment online

his dream was to become a teacher in japan and he finally followed his dreams and moved out there

and surprise surprise, they don't like socially inept weeb weirdos over there either, and he's been struggling

he doesn't know enough japanese and he hated the conditions he was working under, his hosts, a few months back was only getting 3 hours a week of work, and they were threatening to revoke his visa

   

what is it with these people moving far away just expecting everything to be great?

[simiansmarts]

Chibi is a name I haven't seen in a hot minute   
 
You know something amazing is about to happen when these socially crippled weebs manage to actually make it to their Mecca of Glorious Nippon  
 

[Ethan]

what is it with these people moving far away just expecting everything to be great?

Nah, even if it's naive, it should be encouraged.
It's actually a refreshing change from the usual woe is me/I'm disabled and can't get out/send me money.

I don't know this guy, but it's ballsy to move to Japan and will be a good learning experience.
Same thing for Melds. Even if the polycule implodes, at least she got out of her parents' basement (for a few months).

[Jansen]

This shit got so boring so fast. Not even malds can keep me.coming back consistently

[killamajig]

This shit got so boring so fast. Not even malds can keep me.coming back consistently

What? Posting "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I want to die 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭" literally for years is getting tiring? 

This is what genocide looks like folx. 

[Uncle]

what happened to that other person with the cat who was grifting constantly?

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

what happened to that other person with the cat who was grifting constantly?

Absolutely nothing has changed.

[DavidCroquet]

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

"things haven't worked out as well as I was hoping" OF COURSE NOT

these people are masters at constructing elaborate fantasies in their heads

is it an autism thing? believing so hard in your expectations that you convince yourself it'll be exactly as you pictured it and nothing could possibly go wrong?

like, not even really related to this at all but another lolcow, there's chibi, who is this guy







longstanding embarrassment online

his dream was to become a teacher in japan and he finally followed his dreams and moved out there

and surprise surprise, they don't like socially inept weeb weirdos over there either, and he's been struggling

he doesn't know enough japanese and he hated the conditions he was working under, his hosts, a few months back was only getting 3 hours a week of work, and they were threatening to revoke his visa



what is it with these people moving far away just expecting everything to be great?

I like that jump

[kaleidoscopium]

Malds moved back around January right? A 3-4 month run is better than I thought it would go, curious what the next steps are… Steve lives in Canada with their own “problematic” parents, Fatatha lives in… Florida in a shoebox of an apartment… haven’t seen them post about the third in awhile… Malds might just have to return home the prodigal son.

[nachobro]

 

[simiansmarts]

 

These hoes ain’t loyal

[almostheathen]

lol malds got kicked to the curb

[Uncle]

I don't want malds to be homeless either, I don't want him to suicide or anything

[simiansmarts]

 
 
"my exes place" 


  
  
its over
it hasn't even been 6 months

[filler]

anybody here live in oregon 

[almostheathen]

man drunk posting is wild but i give the likes

[BIONIC]

We can finally support Melody on ko-fi again

[Bootsthecat]

 
 
"my exes place" 


  
  
its over
it hasn't even been 6 months

How does concern for the "housing market" work for a neet exactly. 

At least his parents got a short reprieve. I do hope they take him back tho. Poor malds

[BIONIC]

Agatha needs to pick up the slack

[benji]

As if you needed more proof this country is a hellworld with no support system for trans women.

[simiansmarts]

 
 
"my exes place" 


  
  
its over
it hasn't even been 6 months

How does concern for the "housing market" work for a neet exactly. 

At least his parents got a short reprieve. I do hope they take him back tho. Poor malds

That’s a good question. 
 
I wonder what Molly’s side of the story is here since he hasn’t even acknowledged Malds on bsky.

[benji]

It's that he believed Shreds when he said he just needed to escape from abuse to get back on his feet. And it turns out that Shreds is an even bigger victim of capitalism and transphobia than they knew.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

At least his parents got a short reprieve. I do hope they take him back tho.

What did they ever do to you?

[simiansmarts]

It's that he believed Shreds when he said he just needed to escape from abuse to get back on his feet. And it turns out that Shreds is an even bigger victim of capitalism and transphobia than they knew.

I guess Molly buying Shreds a new $700+ GPU was also part of helping him get back on his feet. Something to keep his head above water but it didn't work out in the long run. 
  
Molly doing what he can to get Malds out of his home.

[benji]

How does concern for the "housing market" work for a neet exactly. 

The housing market is probably especially bad for Shreds because he has a court judgment against him for unpaid rent that he fled the state rather than repay. (This is not to be confused with the court judgement against him for unpaid credit card debts that he has refused to repay. He refused to show up to court and attempted to avoid being served in both cases however. The unpaid rent case is the one in which he refused to comply with a court-ordered audit.)

That also makes it harder for him to get welfare provided housing.