The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[benji]

Good news, I thought he might have to travel south to California, but Portland has the same program: https://www.portland.gov/portland-solutions/reunification

They'll pay for your one-way bus/train ticket home.

[simiansmarts]

Good news, I thought he might have to travel south to California, but Portland has the same program: https://www.portland.gov/portland-solutions/reunification

They'll pay for your one-way bus/train ticket home.

Will they also pay for a rental truck to carry Malds’ essentials (shelves of anime figurines, manga and video games)? Or are they gonna have to stay at his exes’?

[almostheathen]

I wonder if Molly get half of the toys in the breakup?

[benji]

Will they also pay for a rental truck to carry Malds’ essentials (shelves of anime figurines, manga and video games)?

That would unfortunately raise too many questions about exactly how homeless he is. As if we needed even more proof of the inherent transphobia of this shithole country.

[simiansmarts]

 
 

[Lonewulfeus]

If he tries to go to a women’s shelter, we could be in for a real laugh.

[benji]

"try Zillow"

[killamajig]

https://bsky.app/profile/melodyshreds.bsky.social/post/3mkog6tcqxc2c
8:03 PM

Indontneedtoeatinsotneedtoeatidonidontbelongheretbelongidontbelonghere;;;;

Eat.

12:12 AM

eating rn

Thank you. 💕

Wow, that was close. 4hrs not eating, dudes lucky to still be alive.

[simiansmarts]

If he tries to go to a women’s shelter, we could be in for a real laugh.

I don't know if Malds is brazen enough to try that.

[Straight Edge]

I will personally match Mald's monthly budget for rent

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

I can't believe Melody's bussy wasn't good enough to earn their keep. 

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

https://bsky.app/profile/melodyshreds.bsky.social/post/3mkog6tcqxc2c
8:03 PM

Indontneedtoeatinsotneedtoeatidonidontbelongheretbelongidontbelonghere;;;;

Eat.

12:12 AM

eating rn

Thank you. 💕

Wow, that was close. 4hrs not eating, dudes lucky to still be alive.

maybe if inordinatefondness actually cared beyond those virtual hearts melody would be housed by now.

[almostheathen]

hamburger money turns into rent money such injustice TT

[benji]

[Snoopy]

2 straight guys who convinced themselves they were lesbians decided to shack up together in lesbian heaven only to discover they were straight guys with dicks. It sounds like the plot of one of those 90s comedies. Dude, where’s your clam

[kaleidoscopium]

 
 
"my exes place" 


  
  
its over
it hasn't even been 6 months

How does concern for the "housing market" work for a neet exactly. 

At least his parents got a short reprieve. I do hope they take him back tho. Poor malds

That’s a good question. 
 
I wonder what Molly’s side of the story is here since he hasn’t even acknowledged Malds on bsky.

Not exactly true, Molly retweeted Malds post asking for advice on finding new places soon to move out

[nachobro]

wouldn't be shocked if this was a deal where malds was only ever gonna stay there temporarily til they got a job and fatso figured they'll make it last years like they did with their parents

[NekoFever]

2 straight guys who convinced themselves they were lesbians decided to shack up together in lesbian heaven only to discover they were straight guys with dicks. It sounds like the plot of one of those 90s comedies. Dude, where’s your clam

I did wonder how long the fantasy survived reality when they realised that their uwu lesbian fantasies involved sucking more dick than they were led to believe.

[nachobro]

also wtf 'ideas" does fatso expect for houses they can live in indefinitely for $0?

[kaleidoscopium]

wouldn't be shocked if this was a deal where malds was only ever gonna stay there temporarily til they got a job and fatso figured they'll make it last years like they did with their parents

Well, he did say “move out of my exes house”, think Molly didn’t realize how fucking nuts Malds is and broke it off before it got too weird. Do wonder though how squatters rights and what not will go into effect, especially being in Portland/washington area likely can’t just toss Malds to the curb. Gonna be a fun new twist to this saga

If I’m reading this right, Malds has switched from a “guest” to being a “tenant” after living there for 14 days and moving furniture in, likely getting mail as well. 

And because of their renter/tenant protections, Molly would have to take Malds to court to get him removed, cannot change the locks or cut off utilities, etc unless there is some criminal action present.

[nachobro]

moving all those gay ass gundams in gonna be the best choice of this bald asshole's life

[kaleidoscopium]

Missed this tidbit, “OUR ex’s place”  


https://bsky.app/profile/tesstevy.bsky.social/post/3mkvsuxgoo227

Malds stank so bad Molly jumped out the polycule

[simiansmarts]

also wtf 'ideas" does fatso expect for houses they can live in indefinitely for $0?

 
Reading between the lines, it sounds like Malds is just begging for some other trans bskyer that lives in the Portland Oregon area to let him move in rent free. He clearly has no plans to go back home after moving all his shit across the country. Not to mention the undpaid rent and credit card debt that he fled the state for. 
 
kaleidoscopium mentioned that Molly may not actually be able to kick Malds to the curb due to renter/tenant protections so this saga is going to get very crazy.

[Uncle]

wouldn't be shocked if this was a deal where malds was only ever gonna stay there temporarily til they got a job and fatso figured they'll make it last years like they did with their parents

Well, he did say “move out of my exes house”, think Molly didn’t realize how fucking nuts Malds is and broke it off before it got too weird. Do wonder though how squatters rights and what not will go into effect, especially being in Portland/washington area likely can’t just toss Malds to the curb. Gonna be a fun new twist to this saga

If I’m reading this right, Malds has switched from a “guest” to being a “tenant” after living there for 14 days and moving furniture in, likely getting mail as well. 

And because of their renter/tenant protections, Molly would have to take Malds to court to get him removed, cannot change the locks or cut off utilities, etc unless there is some criminal action present.

is there any indication that he's even thinking about any of this though?

I get the impression he's too dumb to think "wait a minute I could just stay here obstinately as long as I like," he doesn't know his rights, hence all the stuff about needing to get out fast

[kaleidoscopium]

wouldn't be shocked if this was a deal where malds was only ever gonna stay there temporarily til they got a job and fatso figured they'll make it last years like they did with their parents

Well, he did say “move out of my exes house”, think Molly didn’t realize how fucking nuts Malds is and broke it off before it got too weird. Do wonder though how squatters rights and what not will go into effect, especially being in Portland/washington area likely can’t just toss Malds to the curb. Gonna be a fun new twist to this saga

If I’m reading this right, Malds has switched from a “guest” to being a “tenant” after living there for 14 days and moving furniture in, likely getting mail as well. 

And because of their renter/tenant protections, Molly would have to take Malds to court to get him removed, cannot change the locks or cut off utilities, etc unless there is some criminal action present.

is there any indication that he's even thinking about any of this though?

I get the impression he's too dumb to think "wait a minute I could just stay here obstinately as long as I like," he doesn't know his rights, hence all the stuff about needing to get out fast

He is a barely functional mental patient pretending to be a woman, don’t think he has the capacity to google tenant/renters rights