Random Talk

[Potato]

Dude, just don't on LinkedIn. No matter what.

[DavidCroquet]

You're thinking of Berserk

I forced my wife to watch this one.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

It’s golden week and many restaurants are closed. Walked for a while until I saw one place was open so I went in. And it turns out it was a vtuber restaurant. Hundreds of fumo dolls around this small shop. TVs playing streams of vtubers. How to phrase this… everybody there was mad autistic. Nice guys. They huddled up and were talking about me before one approached and started asking questions. Like “which vtuber I was committed to”. Mostly, the feeling of being out-autisted was new/

ok but which vtuber are you committed to?

[Polident]

It’s golden week and many restaurants are closed. Walked for a while until I saw one place was open so I went in. And it turns out it was a vtuber restaurant. Hundreds of fumo dolls around this small shop. TVs playing streams of vtubers. How to phrase this… everybody there was mad autistic. Nice guys. They huddled up and were talking about me before one approached and started asking questions. Like “which vtuber I was committed to”. Mostly, the feeling of being out-autisted was new/

ok but which vtuber are you committed to?

I knew of a two or three through osmosis during the COVID era. So I pointed to the dolls and went “that dog girl…played Doom?” and the guy gave me a thumbs up and said “Nice.”

Actually the reviews of the place are very sweet. It’s people saying they’re socially awkward and it was a place to chat with likeminded individuals and be open. And the owners thanking them.

[Polident]

Made a sudden choice to visit Osaka for a week with no forethought and I’m on the shinkansen and I’m already regretting this decision.

[Potato]

Embrace the chaos. Live free of responsibilities like pre-booked accommodation.

[Polident]

I just walked around last night until I saw a sign that read “Why are you here…?” I feel like Scarface or Halo.

[Uncle]

I just walked around last night until I saw a sign that read “Why are you here…?” I feel like Scarface or Halo.

you should feel like a gta protagonist

   

[Nintex]

Well the corpo money came in
I got free tickets to the biggest digital marketing event of the year in Amsterdam
Next week a networking event
I'm getting an intern tommorow to do the social media



But Nintex you told everyone you're leaving including your competitors



Well I'm going on vacation for 2 weeks in june and then I have another 8 weeks of vacation time left. So we'll see what happens.

[Polident]

Somehow got into a conversation with two randoms in an elevator yesterday and they convinced me to visit Universal Studios Nintendo solo. And apparently it’s a decent time because the golden week crowds are finally gone. So last night I decided to losermax and am going there now. But I’m reading getting into the Nintendo zone is a lottery or some shit and I was supposed to go at 7 AM. 

Life doesn’t want you to see  a grown man sweating inside a Yoshi costume - Cillian Murphy as an Irish mafia Netflix person.

[Polident]

It’s crowded and hot.

I was doing this block matching game from Mario 3. I got three out of four stars and I hear this Japanese guy say “this foreigner…he can do it!” and I fumbled and got a tanooki leaf. My life is over.

[Polident]

I think after a certain hour it is all students and, without exaggeration, there are about 300,000 pairs of girls taping their phones to a wall and doing dances. Literally the only place it isn’t happening is next to the fake cigar shop Native American. Because they’re racist.

[Potato]

The girls or the native American?

[who is ted danson?]

WHAT ABOUT YOUR BALLS?

[Potato]

Didn't they discover that the reported levels of micro plastics was exaggerated due to the researchers weaning plastic gloves?

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

I hope to be the first man whose semen is 100% comprised of microplastics.

[Uncle]

mine has macroplastics, it's really crunchy coming out

[Potato]

I hope to be the first man whose semen is 100% comprised of microplastics.

It's about microplastics, not micropenises mate. 

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

I hope to be the first man whose semen is 100% comprised of microplastics.

It's about microplastics, not micropenises mate. 

I will beat you to death with my macrophallus.

[Polident]

This hotel I’m at has free alcoholic drinks. I ask the ladies behind the counter for some. They say it’s self-service. They just stand there and watch you. Presumably to guilt you into not getting sloshed. Or Louis CK is the owner.

[Polident]

As if it needed to be said, I’m a retard. I tested it by getting five or six shots of sake, two glasses of wine, and a mini beer can in one tray. Already sleep deprived and haven’t eaten since morning. And I almost never drink, so I’m feeling a little off. I get on the wrong bus. Didn’t realize until a ways away from my destination. Jumped off in the middle of nowhere and it’s pitch dark. Decided to walk 25 minutes to where I was heading. 

If I get murdered, my only regret is not lining up 35 minutes to take a front double bicep pose photo with Donkey Kong yesterday.

[BIONIC]

As if it needed to be said, I’m a retard. I tested it by getting five or six shots of sake, two glasses of wine, and a mini beer can in one tray. Already sleep deprived and haven’t eaten since morning. And I almost never drink, so I’m feeling a little off. I get on the wrong bus. Didn’t realize until a ways away from my destination. Jumped off in the middle of nowhere and it’s pitch dark. Decided to walk 25 minutes to where I was heading. 

If I get murdered, my only regret is not lining up 35 minutes to take a front double bicep pose photo with Donkey Kong yesterday.

Post hog before you get brutally slaughtered TYIA

[Polident]

As if it needed to be said, I’m a retard. I tested it by getting five or six shots of sake, two glasses of wine, and a mini beer can in one tray. Already sleep deprived and haven’t eaten since morning. And I almost never drink, so I’m feeling a little off. I get on the wrong bus. Didn’t realize until a ways away from my destination. Jumped off in the middle of nowhere and it’s pitch dark. Decided to walk 25 minutes to where I was heading. 

If I get murdered, my only regret is not lining up 35 minutes to take a front double bicep pose photo with Donkey Kong yesterday.

Post hog before you get brutally slaughtered TYIA

benji has emergency hog pics on file for such an occasion. they’re .7 millimeters smaller than current progress. please imagine the difference. thank you.

[Potato]

As if it needed to be said, I’m a retard. I tested it by getting five or six shots of sake, two glasses of wine, and a mini beer can in one tray. Already sleep deprived and haven’t eaten since morning. And I almost never drink, so I’m feeling a little off. I get on the wrong bus. Didn’t realize until a ways away from my destination. Jumped off in the middle of nowhere and it’s pitch dark. Decided to walk 25 minutes to where I was heading. 

If I get murdered, my only regret is not lining up 35 minutes to take a front double bicep pose photo with Donkey Kong yesterday.

Post hog before you get brutally slaughtered TYIA

benji has emergency hog pics on file for such an occasion. they’re .7 millimeters smaller than current progress. please imagine the difference. thank you.

Best get into the jelqing tips forum then

[Nintex]

Some german folks came into the bar to celebrate a wedding.

A blonde fraulein taught me what an Irish Car Bomb is.

Jagermeister tossed into a guiness

Germany is back 

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And yes I talked to a bunch of business people who as usual are like: "Nintex just start your own business, just do it so we can do business with you". but can I trust these people

[Nintex]

Correction it was a baileys tossed into a guiness.

Baileys und guiness, baileys und guiness. Irishen car bomb!!! 

[DavidCroquet]

I hope to be the first man whose semen is 100% comprised of microplastics.

Researchers have nicknamed him "The Extruder"

[Besticus Maximus]

Code Geass. This is complete shite, right? I'm not just making it up. Episode 14 and it's like if some weeaboo from famiboards made a death note. I'm starved of robots

Edit: Can some of you weeaboos recommend me some animoo on crunchyroll, I need something good before I try and forcefeed dorehedoro