The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Fat Matt is gonna end up buried in some serial killers backyard at this rate

Yeah, who else would see those vibes and think "yes, this is what I'm looking for".

[Potato]

"I still need to work on something more permanent but this will give me the time to do that hopefully" 
 
Malds is gonna have to rizz the shit outta his next roommate if he wants a permanent place with no income. Molly got bored after a few months, maybe second time's the charm? 
 
 

Soooo, I guess the throat fucking didn't last...

[killamajig]

Fat Matt is gonna end up buried in some serial killers backyard at this rate

Yeah, who else would see those vibes and think "yes, this is what I'm looking for".

[kaleidoscopium]

Oh no, a third is entering Malds and Steve’s relationship now too… 





Sounds like an in person for these two soon as well…

[Snoopy]

That's pretty cruel. Telling Malds they'll be together soon when they know he's about to become a homeless with a cat

[Ethan]

"seeing your jerky got me so inspired after thinking back to my dad teaching me how to do it and agh i'm excited for melds and I (and maybe you too) to do it together soon"

 

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there's no way there's not a very disturbing double entendre here

[filler]

starting to remind me of the epstein emails 

[simiansmarts]

 
 
Malds is DETERMINED to land on his feet! Walking an hour to get home and buying from a food truck takes HARD. WORK.  

[almostheathen]

That post gyro high is talking.

[filler]

proud of you melody. most you've walked in 30 years 

[Boredfrom]

Fat Matt is gonna end up buried in some serial killers backyard at this rate

He honestly going to end like Sam Nordquist.

[Snoopy]

[kaleidoscopium]

Gyro got Malds powered up, love it

[jooseloose]

Malds: "I'm fucking powerful"

[DavidCroquet]

After the news of this short walk, I’m putting 20 fantasy bucks on Malds becoming a detrans success story in 5 years.

[filler]

guy is feeling like a hundred bucks 

   

[Potato]

After the news of this short walk, I’m putting 20 fantasy bucks on Malds becoming a detrans success story in 5 years.

Gonna take more than a 20 minute walk, but hey it could be the start of a butterfly effect random chance success story

[nachobro]

 
 
Malds is DETERMINED to land on his feet! Walking an hour to get home and buying from a food truck takes HARD. WORK.  

honestly, its a good start

[Lonewulfeus]

 
 
Malds is DETERMINED to land on his feet! Walking an hour to get home and buying from a food truck takes HARD. WORK.  

honestly, its a good start

I feel like the food truck kinda cancels out the walking but still better than not walking and door dashing the food I suppose.

[simiansmarts]

Malds' credit score must be absolutely abysmal

[benji]

The Copyright Machine has come for the Good Eats episodes on YouTube so we'll have to settle for this woman doing it:

[filler]

 
 
Malds is DETERMINED to land on his feet! Walking an hour to get home and buying from a food truck takes HARD. WORK.  

thinking about it. an hour walk for melody could just be like a quarter mile 

[filler]

"seeing your jerky got me so inspired after thinking back to my dad teaching me how to do it and agh i'm excited for melds and I (and maybe you too) to do it together soon"

 

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there's no way there's not a very disturbing double entendre here

       

   

[Snoopy]

Yesterday I was sitting around scrolling wlw on the Hub when I suddenly had a revelation. A vision of ice cream. Was it a message from God? Most likely. So began my epic 70 minute odyssey to the supermarket. Along the way I contemplated on many things. Should I get vodka or Jack Daniels. A pizza or a curry. Maybe some chocolate chip cookies. I saw an old Marlboro baseball cap in a shop window. I thought about buying it and then I did. It was very spiritual. When my pilgrimage was finally over I sat on the couch with my ice cream and thought about maybe starting a shelter for hot lesbians who haven’t got ice cream. It seems like a lot of work but I feel very determined to get them off their feet

[simiansmarts]

 
 
ugh...my fucking mom put on some annoying ass capitalist propaganda about "boosting your career"   
 
 
 
my stupid fucking family doesnt get all the shit i have to put up with on mothers day ugh...i'm supposed to be the one being celebrated!!

[nachobro]

imagine me not being the focus as a childless dork on mother's day

[benji]

Completely agree. They should quit and just live at their parents house with no income.

[simiansmarts]

The amount of disdain Violet expresses for his family despite being 36 year old failson NEET who relies on them for housing and food genuinely pisses me off.  
 
This is an extreme example but it’s the exact same ungrateful language that failure-to-launch adult children use before they murder their parents in an undercooked scheme to collect life insurance money.

[simiansmarts]

Imagine this skit but Jordan Peele's character is obese, wearing a purple wig and has shoddily applied goth girl makeup. That's Violet Wren 
 

[jooseloose]

 
 
ugh...my fucking mom put on some annoying ass capitalist propaganda about "boosting your career"   
 
 
 
my stupid fucking family doesnt get all the shit i have to put up with on mothers day ugh...i'm supposed to be the one being celebrated!!

  It's Mother's Day. What the fuck does that have to do with you, Wren? Why are they always so self-centred?