The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[Straight Edge]

Wrong thread

every thread at the bire is the wrong thread

[benji]

The prison-like straightjacket of the idea of a "correct thread" is fascist and colonialist in nature. In the Global South discussions flow freely without any topic or any other bounds as is common in discussion among whites.

[Averon]

Haven't been following these car wrecks. So Melody is finally trying to get a job and be self-sufficient. Did their parents finally kick them out/died? 

Good luck. Even in a decent jobs market, who is gonna hire a 40+ year old manchild with zero job history?

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

You'd think someone with a dozen girlfriends would have an easy time finding somewhere to live.

It's almost as if it's nothing more then an online fantasy...

[benji]

Did their parents finally kick them out/died? 

Even better, he packed up all his stuff and moved from near Youngstown, Ohio to near Portland, Oregon to be with a "girlfriend" who is now demanding he move out before the end of the month.

[Straight Edge]

Oh and he managed to buy a gyro from a food truck all by himself.

[NekoFever]

This “girlfriend” appears to have a pattern of talking oppressed transbians online into moving across the country to be with them, giving them a beautiful lesbian throatfucking, bragging about it online, and then moving on to a girl with a nicer five o’clock shadow.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

This “girlfriend” appears to have a pattern of talking oppressed transbians online into moving across the country to be with them, giving them a beautiful lesbian throatfucking, bragging about it online, and then moving on to a girl with a nicer five o’clock shadow.

Melody is a victim.

[kaleidoscopium]

https://bsky.app/profile/melodyshreds.bsky.social/post/3mlzg43j3x22g

[killamajig]

WTF is going on with that wrinkly ass finger? 

[kaleidoscopium]

WTF is going on with that wrinkly ass finger? 

What eating food truck gyros does to a mf

[kaleidoscopium]

Love the image of Malds having an existential meltdown in the same house as these two fat guys larping as lesbian wives. Twisted sitcom material  

[Propagandhim]

https://bsky.app/profile/melodyshreds.bsky.social/post/3mlzg43j3x22g

check out the alt-text on that image

[simiansmarts]

WTF is going on with that wrinkly ass finger? 

That finger should be a Mald's signal to take an extended break from jerking it. It's gonna fall off if he keeps at it.

[Propagandhim]

She really wants that Switch 2

[BIONIC]

https://bsky.app/profile/melodyshreds.bsky.social/post/3mlzg43j3x22g

check out the alt-text on that image

[Snoopy]

Malds isn’t bald. He just has a very large forehead

[nachobro]

this mf dissed themselves in their own alt text

[simiansmarts]

Misato was too much of an old hag for his taste 
 

 

[Potato]

Love the image of Malds having an existential meltdown in the same house as these two fat guys larping as lesbian wives. Twisted sitcom material  

Stop dude, I'm starting to feel sorry for Malds. I don't like it.

[Propagandhim]

Reminder:  Capitalism doesn't just stop on the weekend.  It doesn't just go "durrrr I think I'ma stop doin my shit this weekend, fuck y'all I'll be back later."   Y'all make me sick.  I hope y'all love the weekend out galavanting in the countryside while I have bills to pay you pieces of shit.

[simiansmarts]

There is nothing fetishistic about this at all. 
 
 
 
 
  
incel looksmaxxing?? 

[Uncle]

   

[simiansmarts]

Stop dude, I'm starting to feel sorry for Malds. I don't like it.

You don't have to. Just here to let you know that Malds considers employment a last resort when facing impending homelessness. He seriously never expected to work when he packed up and moved all his shit to Oregon. 

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

I thought Melody had an offer? Sucks if it got taken away.

This whole situation is fucked for them. 

Imagine being used and thrown out like a cum tissue after being promised the world. Fuck Moly.

I feel bad for Mira because they fell for the same trap too.

[nachobro]

maybe melody should have gotten to work making dinner and cookies instead of being a lazy cunt

[Straight Edge]

Malds has floated to 40 years of age with no job or responsibilities. I don't feel sorry for him.

[simiansmarts]

Malds has floated to 40 years of age with no job or responsibilities. I don't feel sorry for him.

According to chief archivist benji, Malds worked at a gas station for some years before committing to the NEET life.

[benji]

[Boredfrom]

This “girlfriend” appears to have a pattern of talking oppressed transbians online into moving across the country to be with them, giving them a beautiful lesbian throatfucking, bragging about it online, and then moving on to a girl with a nicer five o’clock shadow.

So the trans version of this:

Woman who scammed thousands of hopeful parents looking to adopt is sentenced to 20 months in prison

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/05/15/politics/woman-scam-hopeful-parents-adopt-sentenced

But the parents are mentally vulnerable virgins.