The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Me reading this page:

[filler]

Me reading this page:

me reading every post on this forum including my own 

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Me reading this page:

me reading every post on this forum including my own 

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[BIONIC]

Me reading this page:

me reading every post on this forum including my own 

I’d like this post twice if I could

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Me reading this page:

me reading every post on this forum including my own 

I’d like this post twice if I could

Someone needs a milking.

[Lonewulfeus]

Stop dude, I'm starting to feel sorry for Malds. I don't like it.

You don't have to. Just here to let you know that Malds considers employment a last resort when facing impending homelessness. He seriously never expected to work when he packed up and moved all his shit to Oregon. 

It’s hilarious to me that for someone who constantly shouts “Trans rights are human rights” they never seem to know which rights they already have.

[benji]

Seriously can't Shreds google "women's shelter in Portland area"?

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Benji wants Melody to be attacked by terfs. She can't go to a woman's shelter, chud.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Women in the shelter seeing Mel coming:

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[benji]

*male socialization intensifies*


Let's hold a forehead off!

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[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

"In a time where societal support is at an all time low, due to the things we say and do..."

[malfoyking]

What a bunch of girlies... lol.

I just do not get how these people live their lives this way. It's mind-boggling.

[simiansmarts]

Women in the shelter seeing Mel coming:

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You think the women’s shelter will let him set up his monster rig PC?

[simiansmarts]

Let's hold a forehead off!

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So that’s what Tessa looks like!? They’re all balding obese thumb men who looks 20 years older than their actual ages! 
 
I wonder if Molly is aware of Malds’ tenant rights and is hoping he’s just too stupid to Google it so he can be kicked out at the end of the month

[Bootsthecat]

Malds with the empty tissue box, tess with the unused exercise equipment.

Says it all

[killamajig]

Hello fellow ladies, may I join the pollycule?

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

I'm not cut out for this. 

I feel worse everytime I see updates from them. I can only hope they can all find help.

[simiansmarts]

Tess looks like he’s gonna give me a mission in Haven City 
  

[filler]

I'm not cut out for this. 

I feel worse everytime I see updates from them. I can only hope they can all find help.

[Ethan]

This is something I'm wondering. Initially, these people are straight guys who are really into "young-looking" anime girls with big boobs? So despite what they constantly say, biologically, there's no way they're actually getting aroused by each others, right? That's why their "relationship" works on Bluesky where they can pretend they're their anime avatars, but it falls apart when they actually meet?

[Besticus Maximus]

This is something I'm wondering. Initially, these people are straight guys who are really into "young-looking" anime girls with big boobs? So despite what they constantly say, biologically, there's no way they're actually getting aroused by each others, right? That's why their "relationship" works on Bluesky where they can pretend they're their anime avatars, but it falls apart when they actually meet?

Different combat types, like eevolutions.

[simiansmarts]

This is something I'm wondering. Initially, these people are straight guys who are really into "young-looking" anime girls with big boobs? So despite what they constantly say, biologically, there's no way they're actually getting aroused by each others, right? That's why their "relationship" works on Bluesky where they can pretend they're their anime avatars, but it falls apart when they actually meet?

incel to trans pipeline 
 
real women are so out-of-reach that they've settled for pretending to be women with the discord bros to act out their favorite lesbian hentai. "we're not two gay dudes, we're actually uwu kawaii wholesome yuri!   "

[Snoopy]

Poor Melds. He played the victim for so long he literally talked himself into having to suck dick for rent.

[Potato]

Poor Melds. He played the victim for so long he literally talked himself into having to suck dick for rent.

Is it really still sucking when he's getting throat fucked?

[benji]

This is something I'm wondering. Initially, these people are straight guys who are really into "young-looking" anime girls with big boobs? So despite what they constantly say, biologically, there's no way they're actually getting aroused by each others, right? That's why their "relationship" works on Bluesky where they can pretend they're their anime avatars, but it falls apart when they actually meet?

Don't forget to factor in how starved and desperate they are for human interaction and affection. This is why the "relationships" last so short and people are always moving in and out of the polycule. There's a rush of euphoria at first, with all the posts about how in love and blah blah blah, followed by dwindling into nothing until they "break up" all having met maybe once in real life. They're basically hookups with acquaintances for people without the social experience or mentality not to immediately escalate it to wifedom and then overreact in the wake of disappointment without the social skills or honesty to navigate it.

[simiansmarts]

when you find the factory that makes all the bluesky "trans girl with glasses" 
 

[saltygeneraltso]

I don't think there's actually much face fucking going on and I'm pretty sure that's why Meld's is getting kicked out.

[Potato]

Once again, The Bire called it and the result was inevitable.

Most of these fat slobs want a nice uwu 1000-year-old dragon as their "lesbian" love interest, but what they get is a 40+ year old gay manchild who is more than willing to sexually assault them for rent and then discard them once he's found a more compliant gimp.

[Bootsthecat]

I'm glad malds had an adventure at least. Better than never leaving his bedroom forever. Hopefully the 'rents take him back I guess.

[nachobro]

The melodys and violets of the world are real pissed about being called out by this
https://bundleofstyx.substack.com/p/dump-your-puppygirl