Random Talk

[Nintex]

Fun night at the threatre opening.
Some chicks also dating and shared some stories. There is helicopter pilots on these apps who take them on helicopter rides.
Do they stick with them, no, they just want the helicopter ride and share the profile between friends. The guy was boring so they all ditch him after the helicopter ride.  

Guy in Amsterdam took her to a casino, paid for the whole thing. She's a feminist but he insisted. I guess the meta in 2026 is just get your wallet out. 
Did he get any. Of course not. 

The date is set for friday. She is in a very good mood but also a sort of lonely mood, better strike when the iron is hot.
If it doesn't work out I can just hit the bar after. 

Anyway at work things are crazy. I am removed from management but my marketing strategy got approved and that's more or less the company strategy. But the boss is sort of dissapointed that it boils down to spend more money on ads and there isn't something more "exciting" about this. That's kind of the thing he is stuck on, he has to do more work if I advertise more. The reward for success is ultimately just more work.  

Had a good talk with the guy I made COO, he thinks I should take over as CEO. 

[who is ted danson?]

[Nintex]

Date confirmed 

Marketing budget approved.

First thing in the morning the boss told me to increase the budget.
The COO said he wants to increase it more if this works but doesn’t want to tell me yet.



The boss hasn't gone on vacation in a while and I straight up told him that nothing he did made any significant difference or couldn't have been done later.

The staff is beyond confused. I've suspended my management duties but I have more control than ever. They speak to the COO he tells everything to me, I make the decisions.

[Nintex]

What a shit fucking day. 

I worked until 11:30 PM and still not everything is finished.

The date was already postponed because she's having her period but there was also sudden heavy rainfall so maybe for the best.
She liked my joke that we avoided a wet butt on the terrace after complaining about her bleeding cunt and apart from that I left her to pass out with her pain killers until she resurfaced again around 01:10 AM to discuss her cute short legs.

Oh well I'll spread out the last remaining work things over the weekend and hopefully dem legs soon. 
We'll see what happens.

I think I'm going to call it quits with another one. She's polite and all but there isn't any energy. We exchange maybe 1 message every 2 days or so and nothing ever leads to any real conversation. Nothing I can really relate to. Kinda boring so no weekday alcoholism, fuck this and fuck that and trying to avoid responsibilities at work.

[Nintex]

After a day of womaning I send her 2 shirtless pics and now she's on her way over.

[Nintex]

It was funny, there was literally none of the energy we had on the chat when we first met. When she realized I liked it when she pushed back a little things started to move those shirtless pics were a cheap trick, did I take any other dates on the ferris wheel. Well it worked, didn't it and sure I did  

On the ferris wheel I kissed her on the cheek first. She asked if a little bruise on my lip from shaving was a cold sore and I said no and started making out and she liked that I was assertive. I said: "Well I guess we do click" That was within 10 minutes of the date or so. Next the beach to catch the final sunrays and make out some more. The bar, where I sat down at the table with her favorite flower in full bloom, so that was an emotional "the universe meant this" moment for her. 

At my place I put on some music and we read her astrology profile and made out a couple more times. We were both tired but she recognized the Mia Wallace art on my wall and said something seemed off. So I suggested to watch those scenes, which are my favorite. We danced to the split like Mia and Vince did in the movie. Made out some more. I made her feel how good my bed was and she asked if I liked the view but she was too sleepy to take things further and frankly so was I. So I walked her back to her car for another make out session and finally a hug. 

Anyway it took about 2 hours or so of which 30 minutes was spend making out and 15 minutes of teary eyes over sunsets and favorite flowers and she said she wants to see me again so I do think that maybe a 2nd date is in the cards.

34 / 4'11 (she's really that smol with puppy eyes) / 99 lbs / no kids / small tattoo of a cat that died at age 3

Hell even Trump came up. She asked if he would succeed in buying Greenland after I mentioned flying over it on my way to Canada.
I said, don't underestimate the Donald, we'll see what happens.
  

The government guy called after I asked him waddup. He's building a business to sell the software they're developing and found a great AI developer. He wants me to be the commercial guy for the enterprise and do some ground work before the project turns over from the government to us. I think I'll start working 4 days after the summer and do this gig. Possibly a business worth millions. We'll set up a meeting to discuss details. He send me over his plan and I see a lot of possible improvements to scale this thing to Nintex in a penthouse.

[Rendle]

Was looking for the Lavinia Woodward thread on NeoGaf but google can't find it, anyone with an account able to do a search for me? Weird thread to delete if it's gone.

[Nintex]

34
4'11
99 lbs
Blonde

But bad hearing.

If she annoys me I can lift her up and put her in another room she says.

Still going strong but there are also other interested parties. One I put on hold for now because I wasn't feeling it.

The other definitely still an option. 

The market is fucking crazy right now. Websites can be vibecoded with AI by literally anyone.
Talked to the guy in the same business as me who has the same strategy. Wait out the storm and afterwards you'll be the last one standing.

Oil is rapidly moving to $12 a gallon

[Besticus Maximus]

Is nintex actually a projection of Benji's personal life?

[Polident]

I’ve been doing a proper weight cut for the first time in years. Probably for some deep rooted reasons I’m not introspective enough to grasp. And even with crippling body dysmorphia, already finding it impressive how getting leaner can make body parts look bigger. Well, not all body parts.

[Nintex]

The girl was stuck in a rut again busy weekend blah blah.

So I send her a video message of my gym gains. Pumped up veined arms, bare chest.

Now she brought up seeing the movie again but I told her I want to set a specific date because I'm a busy man.

So busy that I'm going to buy a lawn chair to chill on.
Overall I've been carried away by all the romantic signals of this 99.9% match that were probably all just a coincidence and my quicker progress on this first date is all thanks to more experience and a better physique overall. 

If she's too busy tonight I'll just head to the bar hang out with the zoomer chicks again. Maybe send her a video of teaching more of these chicks how to split the G of a Guiness with the guy from the Sushi restaurant. 

The place is called Hiro Mina but I call it Hiroshima.

[BIONIC]

Very few forum posters I’ve wished more ill upon than Nintex

[Nintex]

Fun times at the bar hanging out with the entrepreneurs 

My client sort of did the goodfellas intro. One guy is worth 20 million, another 40, 60, 80 etc. .

He said fuck your boss and help us out 

[Nintex]

34
4'11
99 lbs
Blonde

But bad hearing.

If she annoys me I can lift her up and put her in another room she says.

This is still drama free 2 weeks later. She was busy this weekend. But suddenly I got updates on her attempts of using the oven to make food which weren't half bad. She had to look after the neighbours dog as well as her own so that was quite the event.

My friend thinks it's the intelligence gap that makes his work. I can't make it too complicated. He's right, I couldn't have long conversations with this girl that were interesting enough but I could have long make out sessions. She also says what she thinks, needs or wants. She is also lazy af and spends most of her spare time on the couch with her dog. 

She's a little insecure but otherwise not so difficult to deal with all I need to do is say that she's doing a good job, participate in fixing the easiest problems imagineable and don't forget to say that she is cute and pretty. every so often she floods my chat with hearts. Yesterday she said she wants to see the movie soon so we'll see if that happens.

[BIONIC]

Nintex the kind of guy that thinks cam girls mean it when they say they love him

[Nintex]

I'm not getting my hopes up because I've been dissapointed so many times but we'll see what happens.

She's hasn't given me any signals that she likes me any less.

[Potato]

If the intelligence gap isn't too bad for her, why are you worried. I'm sure she won't mind coming down to your level.

[Polident]

Was out with friends, catching up and all, talking a bit loud. Random ladies overheard us and was like “oh, you live in Japan? What’s that like?” and started chatting with us. Cultural sites. Restaurants. Onsens. Her friend was sitting there quietly for 10 minutes and then suddenly goes 
“omg do you like anime? do you like pikachu?  “

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[HardcoreRetro]

Should've shown her your signed Bible Black phone case. 

"It's about chicks with dicks!  "

[who is ted danson?]

I'm not getting my hopes up because I've been dissapointed so many times but we'll see what happens.

She's hasn't given me any signals that she likes me any less.

You just gotta love this girl, that's all it takes

Pierce Brosnan and his wife is the ultimate aim. Channel your inner Brosnan

[Nintex]

I have given this woman much more love than some others in the past and it is working out.
She highly approves of love bombing with a little sexual innuendo and sarcasm as well as picking her side in whatever drama is going on at the workplace.

Anyway she's sharing more things like her interior yesterday so trust is building. And she enjoys short clips and videos of what I'm doing like updates on the result of leg day at the gym or visiting the car dealership. Arm and chest day (i.e. shirtless) is more to her liking than legs and feet though.

But I did uncover her red flag. She has a eating disorder which explains the low energy and why she is so lazy. No dealbreaker but these things do start to stack up. She has nutritional supplements and is working on this but it is a severe issue especially combined with her drinking. I figured there was something more than sarcasm behind the "I need a man that can cook" on her wish list.

The list is now as follows
- Bad hearing
- Punched a hole in the door (anger issues)
- Nightmares (but this could work to my advantage)
- Drinks a bit too much (but they're all alcoholics)
- Eating disorder / can't cook

But still these things are manageable. 

My personal trainer now that he is in the relationship is finding out more about his girl that he wished he knew sooner. Now she's going on a girls trip to Greece for a week with a friend and I told him that's the danger zone. But she's not a party girl like that anymore and they're going to the quiet part of the island. 

At the same time he has 4 tickets for a Pitbull concert but he's not taking her on a double date kind of thing like he planned earlier.
Instead he's just going with the lads so he doesn't have to look after her. 

This guy is my last hope for that generation if she rides the cock carrousel in greece and he fucks mids to noise from pitbull instead of mutually investing into the relationship it's all over and society is doomed.

[who is ted danson?]

The car dealership? Are you looking for a car again? We all need Cartex updates

[Nintex]

Well I am looking at the Ioniq 3 but I'll probably buy that in a few years time as the next car when it's significantly cheaper. Sort of reminiscent of the Hyundai i20 Coupe I'm driving right now.



For now I had to go there for the first regular car checkup and my girl Hyun Dai passed with flying colors so I took her to the spa(car wash) to celebrate with the diamond program. It took 2 hours longer than it was supposed to because the dealership and my car was selected for a random DMV check. They said it was't necessary because I got my car in October and they did a full check up and maintenance, so this was more like updating the paperwork. But they insisted on doing the check anyway so I had to wait for this government bureaucrat to arrive. 

He wanted to meet me for a client interview as well but I told the car mechanic to tell the guy that I know myself and that I'd probably end up in an argument about how his job would be something more useful in North Korea or if he was aware the Soviet Union had ended. Why the fuck did he travel 2 hours for a 10 minute check-up and make me wait at the same time. That's 4 hours wasted for 2 people. Was there a department to file a complaint for this bullshit. After he told the guy he was good on the interview and I could leave for the car wash and get ice cream after while chatting with my favorite government bureaucrat 

Just now I chatted with an Iranian Bumble girl. Anyway I gave her the lo down I'm in touch with another girl. The first date went fantastic but it turns out she has a eating disorder. I leave it up the women if they want to visit at this point I'm not going to drive 2 hours to learn you have a black kid or are homeless. She said it was a good strategy recently had a date with a guy that didn't mention his disabled arm and leg. I was like, how was he ever going to fuck you. She didn't want to visit my town she was a city girl that liked good infrastructure blah blah blah, I was like yeah but Amsterdam doesn't have that. We call it the Peoples Republic of Amsterdam around these parts because most of it outside of the tourist spots with the commies in power and the rainbows everywhere resembles a more gay version of North Korea. In general the big cities in this country are just shitholes. Some small cities, I would've shot myself years ago if I lived there.



There won't be a date but least she knows how fucking awful Amsterdam is. Although there might be. She engaged in the conversation more than I expected.

I just remembered I had a date with an Iranian girl (i.e. Persian princess) around this time last year and boy has my perspective on this changed.
Poor girl has slim pickings too, a guy with a disabled arm and leg and literally an AI fascist that's not even exclusive.

[Polident]

If every girl you date has an eating disorder, maybe you’re the one with the eating disorder.

[Nintex]

No this is a new one actually.

But she's working on it who knows what could happen

[Besticus Maximus]

Just be nice to them 

[Nintex]

She wasn't around today so I decided to leave her be and not disturb. Didn't have anything interesting to share either. Tommorow are more exciting adventures dentist and fiber optic internet. She'll holler if there is a development. This one also a bit feisty though, she likes my rants because it gives her the green light to go fuck this, fuck that as well. She got bullied for being short and deaf so she's not really a heal the world type of person.

The Iranian girl is happy she could openly rant about the disabled guy and she said I was right she picked this country by accident. 

Usually people say she should be thankful for being here, she can't say what she dislikes about it without people getting mad etc. . 
But she says, you just say you would've shot yourself if you lived in those godawful gray towns that they keep defending and that it's a dump so she's having a laugh.

Sure our country is nice but they completely fucked up urban planning. Towns are being surrounded by gray boxes for data centers and logistics and prefab housing.
All these beautiful sights wrecked because everything needs to be "cheap" and "functional". Syrians, Palestinians, Somalis and god knows what else housed there who use their gardens for nothing but garbage disposal, illegal Turkish sattelite TV and grilling halal animals. 

[Nintex]

She'll holler if there is a development.

She had slept poorly for 2 nights. Good and bad things that happened over the last few weeks that are keeping her mind busy she says and her hangover lingered. She's back on the couch with a dog for support. Happy to learn that my dental check-up went well. Overall her state is improving and I'm one of the "good" things. 

My cute dentist had a fantastic green camo Metal Gear cargo outfit and was just back from her Thailand trip. 

Now we're at a crossroads again. Wait for dog girl to recover or look for more options.

Overall things are just moving way too slow for my liking. Had a call with a co-worker nothing much going on at the office the last 2 weeks either. He doesn't even have anything to handover to me for his vacation. Which is not a good sign for how dull the summer is going to be.

[Potato]

Don't stick your dick in crazy. 

Remains to be seen how crazy she is, but the signs are there.

[Nintex]

Don't stick your dick in crazy. 

Remains to be seen how crazy she is, but the signs are there.

Yup.

My vacation started with a fantastic date and fizzled out quickly with errands. My mother is also sick again retarded neighbour started drilling at midnight which fucked up her sleeping schedule.

I'll leave the ball in her court. If this is truely 'soul mate' level she will keep my interest if not I may find a better date for the weekend and this was just the best so far. Just as I type this I matched with 2 new ones. I keep forgetting that the problems of these girls are not necessarily my problems. Do less not more.