Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)
https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintendo-stressing-me-the-heck-out-with-all-this-time-limited-donkey-kong-stuff.1546171/

NINTENDUMBS NOT EVEN ONCE
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Princess Bubblegum, post: 156202780, member: 2627 wrote:Both heroines being sexualized, particularly Theodora, really kills my interest in Fortune's Weave. T_T
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(06-09-2026, 03:42 PM)Jansen wrote:
(06-09-2026, 03:39 PM)Snoopy wrote: No way SB2 gets banned now. The nints would go apeshit

That's just the first game which was deemed acceptable somehow by their criteria.

Somehow it became acceptable once the bald ginger man bought it
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(06-09-2026, 03:58 PM)Jansen wrote:
Princess Bubblegum, post: 156202780, member: 2627 wrote:Both heroines being sexualized, particularly Theodora, really kills my interest in Fortune's Weave. T_T

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(06-09-2026, 01:58 PM)Nintex wrote: The catch 20 is that if AI can do it all the people that can build the AI's will do it themselves.

damn nintex so efficient he saved 9% off the traditional catch
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I love this masterful trolling nintendo does where their idea of diversity is to come up with this ashy muted grey-brown skin that isn't represented anywhere at all in real life among any populations, and then change absolutely nothing about their physical characteristics so they look identical to every other anime character, and they get to say "see look she's black or something, problem solved"
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(06-09-2026, 03:58 PM)Jansen wrote:
Princess Bubblegum, post: 156202780, member: 2627 wrote:Both heroines being sexualized, particularly Theodora, really kills my interest in Fortune's Weave. T_T

Oh no, not the warrior mommy in a chainmail bikini 

nooooo
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I guess its cool to use AI now?
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(06-09-2026, 05:02 PM)cRumB wrote: I guess its cool to use AI now?
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[Image: 88bb9d5d7eca216e461499eb32fc79da.png?ex=...height=375] Comeon
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(06-09-2026, 05:05 PM)cRumB wrote:
(06-09-2026, 05:02 PM)cRumB wrote: I guess its cool to use AI now?
[Image: 5081cf607486d6a83716f74ee078f058.jpg?ex=...height=687]
[Image: 88bb9d5d7eca216e461499eb32fc79da.png?ex=...height=375] Comeon

Unlike Stellar Blade that's canonically a prepubescent boy 

Yikes
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Quote:MOD edit: AI generated content removed.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time-remake-announced-coming-2026.1545826/post-156212248

lol
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Maledict wrote:I'm not sure "queer people don't exist at all" is that much of an improvement tbh with Metaphor. I just think Atlus cannot write good stories and characters and so far, nothing they've made aside from the original Persona games seems to say oth
erwise.

Fucking historical revisionism. People were gushing for the stories of those games, even Metaphor. Is always the same dudes gaslighting themselves in believing they were bad received because they are desperate for validation in a game made for Japanese teenagers.
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(06-09-2026, 04:32 PM)Uncle wrote: I love this masterful trolling nintendo does where their idea of diversity is to come up with this ashy muted grey-brown skin that isn't represented anywhere at all in real life among any populations, and then change absolutely nothing about their physical characteristics so they look identical to every other anime character, and they get to say "see look she's black or something, problem solved"

Don’t encourage BCT. But that's none of my business...

(I heard the white haired and brown skinned character trait is supposed to be a Indian stereotype Yeshrug Mike )
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(06-09-2026, 05:10 PM)HaughtyFrank wrote:
Quote:MOD edit: AI generated content removed.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time-remake-announced-coming-2026.1545826/post-156212248

lol


User warned: Please refrain from posting AI generated content Feels bad, man
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(06-09-2026, 05:21 PM)Boredfrom wrote:
Maledict wrote:I'm not sure "queer people don't exist at all" is that much of an improvement tbh with Metaphor. I just think Atlus cannot write good stories and characters and so far, nothing they've made aside from the original Persona games seems to say oth
erwise.

Fucking historical revisionism. People were gushing for the stories of those games, even Metaphor. Is always the same dudes gaslighting themselves in believing they were bad received because they are desperate for validation in a game made for Japanese teenagers.

I'm trying to imagine a world where heismay isn't a good character and I'm becoming infuriated.
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From constructive 

CaptainMatilder, post: 156162910, member: 44024 wrote:Lot of female streamers celebrated the game as well and did have some positive remarks on the design btw. "Damn girl", "Looking good" etc.



Weird world.



coffeecat, post: 156207913, member: 45885 wrote:I mean, a lot of women like being attractive and sexy, and feel it's empowering and fun, whether that's in videogames or real life. I know tons of women who love "problematic" and male-gazey character designs. Really there's nothing wrong with fantasy escapism, and that includes sexualized character designs. The harms are more about how it affects people's perceptions of actual women in the real world, and how that contributes to their treatment by men, systems and institutions.



I personally still think Stellar Blade is gross and gratuitous (to speak nothing of the character's face), but like, it doesn't surprise me at all that a lot of women see a cool strong pretty woman kicking a bunch of ass and are into it. Let's not act like all women need to be a monolith as far as what types of representation they like in media, or can't have nuanced, complex or contradictory opinions about sexualized characters.



ArkhamFantasy, post: 156211717, member: 7520 wrote:To add to this, the issue isn't that she's female, the issue is that she's a child.



coffeecat, post: 156212755, member: 45885 wrote:Correct, and that part is concerning. But also probably says a lot about beauty standards and expectations in media that a lot of people (both men and women) didn't immediately flag it either. Unless we want to start accusing all the women who were into the game of being pedos too, which is.
.. uh, yeah, let's not.

God dammit coffeecat you just told on yourself
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(06-09-2026, 05:10 PM)HaughtyFrank wrote:
Quote:MOD edit: AI generated content removed.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time-remake-announced-coming-2026.1545826/post-156212248

lol

wowwiee wowwo nintendo released some exclusive screenshots just to me, they said I could share them with the bire only

   

   
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Ocarina of Time remake done by the Wayans brothers
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when I re-saved them to jpg, microsoft paint was like "ah yes we preserved the C2PA metadata verifying that this image was created with generative AI 🤓 would you like to learn more?" and I was like the hell you won't so I simply copied the pic and pasted it into a new empty image and saved it that way which scrubbed it

OH!
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(06-09-2026, 05:41 PM)Jansen wrote:
coffeecat, post: 156207913, member: 45885 wrote:I mean, a lot of women like being attractive and sexy, and feel it's empowering and fun, whether that's in videogames or real life. I know tons of women who love "problematic" and male-gazey character designs. Really there's nothing wrong with fantasy escapism, and that includes sexualized character designs. The harms are more about how it affects people's perceptions of actual women in the real world, and how that contributes to their treatment by men, systems and institutions.



I personally still think Stellar Blade is gross and gratuitous (to speak nothing of the character's face), but like, it doesn't surprise me at all that a lot of women see a cool strong pretty woman kicking a bunch of ass and are into it. Let's not act like all women need to be a monolith as far as what types of representation they like in media, or can't have nuanced, complex or contradictory opinions about sexualized characters.

Kind of funny that a burka thread member has that opinion when the entire existence of that burka thread presupposes that all women must hate sexualized character design. Also I bet you if someone posted that in the burka thread they'd get banned.
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The fuck is a black chamber?
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(06-09-2026, 06:00 PM)Jeff_at_the_laughfactory wrote: The fuck is a black chamber?

https://thebire.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=74&pid=14613#pid14613

(09-22-2023, 12:32 PM)Uncle wrote: December 7, 2020 - the Black Chamber incident

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=46912.msg2943479#msg2943479

Mr. Nobody wrote:Who the fuck is Black Chamber?  WHITE PEOPLE

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in the grand tradition of gaf and era, game OTs are celebrated events that take hundreds of hours to put together full of massive gifs and walls of text (56k warning!)

cac chamber signed up to be the official OT creator for cyberpunk, a prestigious honor which as a total shill for the game he took very seriously

however as we know, cyberpunk is unabashedly transphobic, what with its pr guy who made an attack helicopter joke (the fact he was fired doesn't absolve the company) and its "mix it up" chromanticore in-game ad featuring a woman with what looks like a penis (the LGBT creator who designed it does not speak for all LGBT people)

in spite of months of abuse toward him, cac chamber was always polite, welcoming and kowtowing towards those who wanted his OT shut down, he agreed it should be closed in honor of trans remembrance day and did the dance required of him to show respect for era's outraged communities



finally, the other day people demanded to know whether his OT would feature a statement from the trans members of the site to reinforce that this game was only allowed discussion under protest, and he kept repeating that everyone would be welcome to the thread 💯, though not stating plainly that a statement would be included (it would be, he was already working with the mods on it)

mods defended him, and his politeness and welcoming nature only upset them further

he proposed on his own that he would take a one month ban in order to placate those who were upset...mods didn't want to ban him as he hadn't broken any rules, but he insisted!  which only made them hate him further, as he could just play the game in peace and enjoy it on with the cyberpunk discord, they wouldn't be able to make him flail while he was gone

they dug and kept digging, posting completely reasonable pms he had made, trying to get him got

finally they found a 2-year-old tweet that appeared to be maga-ish, at which point the house of cards tumbled, everyone disavowed him, b-dubs (he of the 5-year-old racist gaf posts) perma'd him and said they would be taking over the OT and was shocked and mortified at what had happened and they would be carefully moderating all discussion of cyberpunk

and now era is rapidly eating itself and witch hunting everyone who looks at them sideways, it's open season on digging up old and off-site bad behavior

RIMSHOT!
 
oh and also kyuuji who spearheads the transphobia lynch mob maneuvered her outrage into a free key of the game, so she will be playing it "just to check out all the transphobia," having played era like a damn fiddle

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after all this, Black Chamber did a post-banning post-mortem lap of a few forums (archive), saying hi to those who had been watching events unfold

while eager to stretch his legs out and speak freely for once, it turned out he was of course not guilty of any of the things he'd been accused of, and was in fact just a guy who was really looking forward to cyberpunk, and willing to do whatever was asked of him to design the OT and discuss the game on a video game forum

I don't 

if he was some spook mastermind, now would be the time to go mask off and reveal his evil trolling and get slapped on the back by his chud buddies, but he was just a (frustrated) fan

his "maga" post had been taken out of context and was intended as "hurr durr this is how you sound republicans," in reality he disliked trump and tried to stay apolitical

he eventually went on to create the cyberpunk OT at d-pad.life and lived happily ever after
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(06-09-2026, 06:00 PM)Jeff_at_the_laughfactory wrote: The fuck is a black chamber?

ur mom’s snatch lmao goteem
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I wonder what the rest of OOT looks like though. I wonder if Nintendo even knows or if it is one of those things with a release date set in November that they only have this 5 second demo of and Retro Studios is scrambling to puzzle together.
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(06-09-2026, 05:42 PM)Uncle wrote:
(06-09-2026, 05:10 PM)HaughtyFrank wrote:
Quote:MOD edit: AI generated content removed.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time-remake-announced-coming-2026.1545826/post-156212248

lol

wowwiee wowwo nintendo released some exclusive screenshots just to me, they said I could share them with the bire only

Spoiler:  (click to show)
Gamecube hut exclusives!?  omg
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(06-09-2026, 04:32 PM)Uncle wrote: I love this masterful trolling nintendo does where their idea of diversity is to come up with this ashy muted grey-brown skin that isn't represented anywhere at all in real life among any populations, and then change absolutely nothing about their physical characteristics so they look identical to every other anime character, and they get to say "see look she's black or something, problem solved"
Only weirdo freaks like Neoxon care about this stuff, he also believes East Asian don't count as POCs because they're white-adjacent or some shit.
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(06-09-2026, 06:22 PM)Nintex wrote: I wonder what the rest of OOT looks like though.

   

   

canon Trumps
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(06-09-2026, 06:00 PM)Jeff_at_the_laughfactory wrote: The fuck is a black chamber?

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Black Chamber was one of the first resetera struggle sessions
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Ashes of Dreams, post: 156219625, member: 69945 wrote:help

6/18 - The Adventures of Elliot
8/27 - Metal Gear Solid Master Collection Volume 2
9/17 - Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave
9/24 - Control Resonant
9/24 - Silent Hill Townfall
10/15 - Castlevania: Curse of Belmont
10/22 - Final Fantasy Resonance
"2026" - Bloodstained: The Scarlet Engagement
"2026" - The Duskbloods
"2026" - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake
"January 2027" - Final Fantasy XIV: Evercold
1/15/27 - Stranger Than Heaven
2/18/27 - Persona 4 Revival
"Spring 2027" - Final Fantasy VII Revelation

It boggles the mind how this man could ever have financial difficulties.
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