The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[benji]

"I just want to matter" says local area man desperate to avoid all responsibility.

[benji]

Incase you forget what she looks like:

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

"tits"  

Anyway, this dumbass read one of my favorite schizo "books" and was floored.  

He posted it to his publicly shared proton drive so his followers can read this masterpiece, but I'll link to the actual guys wordpress: https://hmk.am/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/%D0%90narcho-autism-by-detroit-leprechaun2.pdf

Because they responded to this person:

 
He blocks embeds but here he is singing a song from a musical: https://bsky.app/profile/apuppyisanangel.bsky.social/post/3mnkpaijpsk24

Spoiler: puppygirl (click to show)(click to hide)

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FOR BIONIC: Unlike the incels who have no friends and will die alone of The Bire, the puppygirl fairly regularly posts pictures of her recently ejaculated girl hog. So you'll probably want to affirmingly check that out.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

 
A moment ago I didn't know you existed. Now I actively hope you never get that money.

[kaleidoscopium]

Zoom in on his steam page, it’s so expected

[benji]

This dude has like every new release and they're all installed. All kinds of shit I wouldn't pay $20+ for and he's got it all probably at full price.  

At least he plays this shit I suppose: https://steamcommunity.com/id/Melodic_Slayer/games/?tab=all

Trying to get to his Steam profile I came across Cenuaru's top playtimes:


Also there's a "[something] GUIDE TO FEMINAZING" tab open on the other monitor.

[killamajig]

https://steamcommunity.com/id/tesstevy

Apr 9 @ 4:01am
hi cutie wanna fuck you

[Propagandhim]

"so yeah, i'm anarcho-autistic"

[FatShiteFamily]

Trying to get to his Steam profile I came across Cenuaru's top playtimes:

5.5 hours a day every day for > 12 years if he bought FF XIV on day one. 

Autism is indeed one hell of a drug

[Uncle]

Trying to get to his Steam profile I came across Cenuaru's top playtimes:

5.5 hours a day every day for > 12 years if he bought FF XIV on day one. 

Autism is indeed one hell of a drug

assuming you sleep 8 hours a day and work 8 hours a day, you've got about 8 hours of free time every day

assume 60 years of your life are spent in good health, where you can reasonably do about anything you like with that time

365.25 * 8 * 60 = 175,320 hours of quality free time in your life

24,577 / 185,320 = this dude has spent 13.26% of all of the free time in his life on this one game

imagine devoting more than a tenth of valuable time in your life to a single game

[Besticus Maximus]

assuming you sleep 8 hours a day and work 8 hours a day, you've got about 8 hours of free time every day

assume 60 years of your life are spent in good health, where you can reasonably do about anything you like with that time

365.25 * 8 * 60 = 175,320 hours of quality free time in your life

24,577 / 185,320 = this dude has spent 13.26% of all of the free time in his life on this one game

imagine devoting more than a tenth of valuable time in your life to a single game

I suppose benji just really likes titanfall

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

"so yeah, i'm anarcho-autistic"

[benji]

I suppose benji just really likes titanfall

I think I barely have over a thousand hours nowhere near three years of playtime, I have more playtime in Civ V. Can I even really call myself a fan?

[Uncle]

civ v is the best one

[malfoyking]

Definitely NSFL Melody's profile. Fucking gross.

[simiansmarts]

 
 
big melds standing on business, he actually jerks it to kids so he's somewhat of an expert in this field  

[benji]

Today in Affirmations:

"I just want to matter" says local area man desperate to avoid all responsibility.

These dudes, man:

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[Besticus Maximus]

Given himself a big auld todger there

[simiansmarts]

I think Ruby got a visit from the popo about making online threats to his place of work which made him all depressed and want to log out. 
 

[kaleidoscopium]

What is a tomboy transfem… isn’t that just a man in a wig?

[Bootsthecat]

What is a tomboy transfem… isn’t that just a man in a wig?

Was just about to post same. 

A tomboy lesbian transfem, no less. Long-haired man who dresses like a man, and likes girls. It's rough being a persecuted minority like that.

This is the multiple personalities tard, right?

[kaleidoscopium]

[simiansmarts]

 
 
"wifey" 

[benji]

Was just about to post same. 

A tomboy lesbian transfem, no less. Long-haired man who dresses like a man, and likes girls. It's rough being a persecuted minority like that.

This is the multiple personalities tard, right?

Not too long-haired, look at his FFXIV character. A shorter cut. That's what makes it "tomboy" because he's not one of the regular girls, he's fun, into boy things like MMORPGs and suppressing emotions and liking sex.

I don't believe Cenauru claims to be plural, but he is the girlfriend of Android Sophia who not only does claim to be plural but wrote a whole Era post about his headmates holding a conversation discussing a MCU show.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

 
 
"wifey" 

It's just two guys having a good time.

[benji]

omg me too:



He's budgeting better:

[simiansmarts]

The way they've weaponized their learned helplessness is extremely malebrained coded

[Besticus Maximus]

You can tell it’s about a bloke because it doesn’t include things like ‘is often late’ and ‘gets annoyed when I watch something without her’ or ‘talks a lot about their work enemy and how they’re conspiring against them’

[Ethan]

You can tell it’s about a bloke because it doesn’t include things like ‘is often late’ and ‘gets annoyed when I watch something without her’ or ‘talks a lot about their work enemy and how they’re conspiring against them’

Puppygirl/catgirlfriend doesn't have to worry about that.

[Lonewulfeus]

omg me too:



He's budgeting better:

We seriously need a dislike/disgust button

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

We seriously need a dislike/disgust button

That's often how I feel when I press the like button. 

It's not "I like this" so much as "I appreciate the effort you've gone to in revealing to me this thing I wish I never knew about, and if it one day contributes to my being able to kill people over the internet with my mind, you deserve a like".