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tbh my assumption on dating apps is nobody takes it seriously because there are dozens of backup plans for both parties.

That said, to borrow the wisdom of the old internet: fhuta
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You cannot say anything on Reddit. I don't even know how many sub reddits I've been banned from now for just speaking obvious truths. Someone posts a photo of their new Nikes. I say I'd literally kill myself if anyone saw me wearing that peasant trash. Banned from the Nike sub. Someone posts a photo of their new car. I say Volvos are only used for snaring children outside schools. Banned from the Volvo sub. Maybe I shpuld copy Jeff Marvel and go on Twitter.
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I'd ban you for being a Scottish cunt honestly...
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Fair
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(06-10-2026, 08:56 PM)Nintex wrote: I'll leave the ball in her court. If this is truely 'soul mate' level she will keep my interest
She's back to work send me a pic of her pink cookie, I realized her favorite flower was pink.
Now we're chatting about her pink couch, pink bed sheets, she's going through a pink phase she missed out on as a child.

I said that pink probably looks good on her and now I have a picture to judge Thinking
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Here I was thinking she sent you pussy shots...
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Eat that cookie nintex
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Pink pyamas and red panties

Asking the most important questions 

Trumps
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(06-11-2026, 08:47 PM)Nintex wrote: Pink pyamas and red panties

Asking the most important questions 

Trumps

Whew
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Visited a gym I used to go to ages ago. They have all the same equipment. Back then it seemed impossible to reach the end of the weight stack. I’m weaker than usual with the cut and a couple weeks away from the gym. But it was too easy to stack everything. It’s like returning to the starting area all leveled up to fight rats again. There is no sense of accomplishment.

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Mad few days ahead of me. 

First we’re off to download, but only for a day. That being said driving down today and have a mission about this evening.  

Then after download on Saturday we’re going to Buxton, where I once had four days installing some unbelievable interactive bullshit in arctic conditions up a ladder with no safety equipment. Going to be a victory lap of sorts.

Then on Friday I’ve got one of my childhood best friends funeral. 37, grim.
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Sorry to hear about your loss. As of late I hear about a lot of people dying in their mid 30's. Mostly suicides or bad/poor health decisions that ended in their early demise.

The gym went great yesterday, we're making good progress again. The same incline bench press I did 7/6/4 on, I now hit a streak of 8/8/8. Next time we'll do a negative exercise, I have to lower the weight slowly and the PT will pull it up. That way he says we can go with much higher weights. We're also going to work on my flexibility especially my hips.

Leg muscles are still the strongest. According to average benchmarks for this exercise I'm stronger than 64% of male lifters my age. 
The girl was like: "you lift 80kg with your legs??? that's like twice my weight  omg "
Added baked eggs to my diet which helps. My weight is not budging much though which has pros and cons. 

Went to the dental hygienist this morning perfect score. She is going to Prague, I heard the nightlife is fantastic but she's going with her mom so she wasn't sure if she could "partay". She holds her instruments in a very peculiar way with most fingers spread.

Now I'm cleaning up my house a bit. What is barbie girl doing. Eating candy at work obviously.

My first personal client send me the details of a job he asked me to help with. He has a good domain that he wants to sell but nothing running on it. So we'll built something with AI that increases the value 10x and split the take 50/50, kind of like flipping houses. No rush, no deadlines, no hourly wage 9 - 5 bullshit. Funny enough he was my first client ever back in university. Taught me most of the basics of business, taxes and everything else. He posted this on LinkedIn, I send him a message and he said he had posted this to lure me in. 

Yesterday I talked to a guy with great personal branding that seemed way ahead of me and yet he asked me what to do next with his business. He was working the phones busy with sales, he asked me how I got clients. 
I said well so far they find me. And what do I actually do? Well I know a guy that knows a guy who knows a guy and we all end up making money Trumps
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Pink pyamas made up her mind. She pulled my leg by saying she would go to a rave tonight to spend her hard earned cash and escalate. 

When I didn't respond she quickly backtracked to watching a movie at home. I said that's more fun with two people. However, that's the plan for tommorow. That's when she wants to escalate. 

So I'll be on my best behavior tonight as well or will I.  Trumps
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I pinged her she seems game for tonight but quite nervous. She send me a screenshot of a chat with a friend which I think included a bit more than she intended.  lol

We'll see what happens Trumps
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I don't actually know what happened with my mate yet, it's all very sad and odd.

I ran into him in Tesco a couple of weeks ago, first time id seen him since my mam's funeral.  He told me some story about getting stabbed 14 times a few weeks before...but he looked okay? He'd had loads of health issues and it was one of the reasons we were close, cos nobody else had like died that many times and came back. But he was also a mad roid heed and did all kinds of crazy drugs so I've kept my distance. Anyway, a couple of days after I saw him he rang me and I saw the phone go and I thought nah I can't be bothered with that right now I'll text him back later, so I did. Between me deciding that and texting him he died and I don't know how.

Anyway, today I get to see that amazing ginger bird from Die Spitz's tits, he'd have liked that.
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(06-13-2026, 10:44 AM)Besticus Maximus wrote: I don't actually know what happened with my mate yet, it's all very sad and odd.

I ran into him in Tesco a couple of weeks ago, first time id seen him since my mam's funeral.  He told me some story about getting stabbed 14 times a few weeks before...but he looked okay? He'd had loads of health issues and it was one of the reasons we were close, cos nobody else had like died that many times and came back. But he was also a mad roid heed and did all kinds of crazy drugs so I've kept my distance. Anyway, a couple of days after I saw him he rang me and I saw the phone go and I thought nah I can't be bothered with that right now I'll text him back later, so I did. Between me deciding that and texting him he died and I don't know how.

Anyway, today I get to see that amazing ginger bird from Die Spitz's tits, he'd have liked that.

Never heard of them, but please tell me more
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That's rough and all too common. Best way is to enjoy your own life among the living and support the people that are still around.

Sounds like you already did a lot to help him.

When I went to buy groceries the first thing I ran into at the entrance is that pink flower of hers again.
I told myself to ignore such signs and totems but it meant something to her last time so I bought it anyway and put it on the table.

I'm going to take a nap and confirm the time around dinner so I'm well rested for tonight.
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She drank too much and can't drive.

Anyway I proposed to come over and said I'd spank her for the alcohol abuse later.

We'll see what happens maybe I'll give her a call.

Fuck it I'm going out 

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Already talked about this with the PT. Her drinking in combination with a eating disorder could be a real problem.
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She feels bad about it oh well Trumps
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Here's how you can tell the Lewinsky stuff was overblown

If it was president Hilary clinton and jeff goldblum in the oval office, would anyone be impeaching? no
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Bill Clinton was a real President OFFICIAL TEAM TRUMP SEAL OF QUALITY™
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tl;dr recently had a social event and like most introverts/autists, I’m able to fake being outgoing and normal. Usually followed by a cool down period where you play the Shadow The Hedgehog Reloaded fan fix in a self loathing stupor or sleep.

Now all week I’ve been getting messages from people wanting to meet again. I met up with one friend who was there and she goes, “oh so-and-so wanted your phone number”. 

Not like this!

It’s like they don’t know that "Who I Am", a planned track, was added to GUN Fortress Hero and Final Haunt Dark endings.
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Had a great night at the pub drinking with the owner talking business. Before that an ESA event manager.
Watched some football had a few beers. Also did a quiz guessing guilty pleasures with a chick from Bumble.

Not many girls around. Brazilian chick asked if they could turn the sound on or what other bar had TV sound but no bar in this country does that. Later on she ordered some food so the owner fist bumped me that I got her to stay. For a Brazilian she wasn't hot though 

Trumps
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Saw a post on Reddit from someone claiming to be 14 yr old begging for a free guitar so they could become a musician. No just any guitar. A Gibson. I said if they were really 14 yrs old they could get one no problem by selling their ass at the nearest rock concert. Banned.
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(06-14-2026, 11:27 PM)Snoopy wrote: Saw a post on Reddit from someone claiming to be 14 yr old begging for a free guitar so they could become a musician. No just any guitar. A Gibson. I said if they were really 14 yrs old they could get one no problem by selling their ass at the nearest rock concert. Banned.

Melody is only 14?!?

Spoiler:  (click to show)
14” of forehead heyooo
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I got the supergirl meal at kfc and it came with this blue soda like blue fanta or something with weird boba blobs in it that are like blue raspberry-flavored

and I'm just thinking, I don't know if this really embodies the spirit of supergirl
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(06-15-2026, 06:59 PM)Uncle wrote: I got the supergirl meal at kfc and it came with this blue soda like blue fanta or something with weird boba blobs in it that are like blue raspberry-flavored

and I'm just thinking, I don't know if this really embodies the spirit of supergirl

The what

Dead
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Nintx at the bar in my head
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Bought a ninja creami recently and it is pretty amazing but violently loud. Every time I use it I think about this Simpson gag.



I’d take it back with me if it wouldn’t set off earthquake alarms.
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(06-15-2026, 08:21 PM)who is ted danson? wrote:

Nintx at the bar in my head

You'd be surprised how people worth 20 - 80 million prefer to just throw some darts in a pub.

Still, most people I hang with make 50k+ sometimes I forget that the median salary is 30k. People saving up for 2k IKEA couches and all that. The kind of money I spend on steak in Canada.

This evening I should get an interesting call. People are figuring out what I figured out months ago.
You can't find anyone who knows sales and AI. And most AI specialists aren't AI specialists, they're just WordPress developers who learned how to prompt in ChatGPT.

The best talent is already at ASML, Nvidia and other big tech companies. Europe is screwed.

Nintex however, is very much in demand. Trumps
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