Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Taco Bell Tower]

The term chud...is it supposed to be some kind of sick burn or something...? Becasue it just sounds like self censoring to me? 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.H.U.D.

[Kyon1988]

jeff is the only person who unironically sweetieposts in 2026. he really is an egg or just closeted gay.
 
 
 
dumb chud uses jeff's trademark insults on hasan but jeff swoops in to put a stop to that 
 

Zeo has no opinion of his own. He just copies the person he's sponsoring at the moment. EZA, Kinda Funny and now that idiot Hassan

[Boredfrom]

The discourse around Captain America's bulge is getting extremely obnoxious. You can't talk about equality without getting into equity. The prevalence of the male gaze is a goddamn barrier to entry that women have to pay. That skin is nothing in the grand scheme of it all. Men have it all, if it drives away some dudes they just turn to other 5 billion games catering to their tastes.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot3-make-her-look-more-corpulent-more-stuffed-where-the-eyes-cant-escape.275780/page-545#post-157458523

She is probably close to Nepenthe in being the most bitter double faced mod in ERA.

[who is ted danson?]

The IGN poll thread got me thinking: does anyone here still use or read IGN? The last time I watched one of their videos was probably close to 15 years ago. The last time I read one of their articles was probably close to 20 years ago. 

Who tf is still propping them up

[HaughtyFrank]

The discourse around Captain America's bulge is getting extremely obnoxious. You can't talk about equality without getting into equity. The prevalence of the male gaze is a goddamn barrier to entry that women have to pay. That skin is nothing in the grand scheme of it all. Men have it all, if it drives away some dudes they just turn to other 5 billion games catering to their tastes.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot3-make-her-look-more-corpulent-more-stuffed-where-the-eyes-cant-escape.275780/page-545#post-157458523

It's just hilarious how bitter they are about the possibility of a male character being sexualized. It would ruin their whole shtick so they have to scream against it.

[Jansen]

There's something off-putting about Rivals and the developer's sexualization of men, in how inauthentic it feels, that these skins and animations are created to be comedic rather than inherently desirable, a wink and a nudge to the audience, a token to balance the scales, preempting critique of their leering pornographic sexualization of women.

I think inauthentic is a great way to put it! I feel like that sexy gambit skin some people referenced in that thread is one of the few cases I've seen from them where it doesn't feel that way

I like how the Cap stuff has swiveled back to some women like this therefore your takes about it are invalid. Plz shut up women on era who say otherwise.

[Uncle]

Captain America would obviously have an underwhelming todger on account of the fact that he’s an American and his entire existence is devoted to overcompensating for an unimpressive appendage with big cars and slavery

Not to mention the super steroids, ain’t no way that man has functional equipment at this point.

why does everything ruin the dick

you take steroids, big he-man bulk up drugs? dick shrivels and dies

you take estrogen, feminizing uwu cute girl drugs? dick shrivels and dies

no drug makes dick big and strong

did the Lord above know that if one existed, it's all that men would take forever

[Nintex]

After the fat drugs the expand dong drugs obviously comes next

[Besticus Maximus]

True story, I was in the gym with my lifelong best mate earlier today. He pointed out some guy I didn't know and started talking about him as if I did. He was like its spence man, you know! and I was like no I don't. Then he told me he was known for having a massive dong and his party trick was he could touch his own bumhole with his bellend on a softy. Tbh it didn't seem that impressive and I wasn't expecting to be able to use the anecdote.

[D3RANG3D]

The term chud...is it supposed to be some kind of sick burn or something...? Becasue it just sounds like self censoring to me? 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.H.U.D.

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More like....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.H.U.D._II:_Bud_the_C.H.U.D.

[Polident]

Captain America would obviously have an underwhelming todger on account of the fact that he’s an American and his entire existence is devoted to overcompensating for an unimpressive appendage with big cars and slavery

Not to mention the super steroids, ain’t no way that man has functional equipment at this point.

why does everything ruin the dick

you take steroids, big he-man bulk up drugs? dick shrivels and dies

you take estrogen, feminizing uwu cute girl drugs? dick shrivels and dies

no drug makes dick big and strong

did the Lord above know that if one existed, it's all that men would take forever

All gear heads are regularly taking cialis. Both to increase blood flow to their wangs and to achieve that vascular look. Hugh Jackman is on dick pills every time he’s playing Wolverine.

[Uncle]

dumb chud uses jeff's trademark insults on hasan but jeff swoops in to put a stop to that 
 

why does every single picture of hasan look like 

   

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/celebrate-native-americans-on-july-4th-usa-independence-day.1568626/

Guess who

Someone said Indian and he got confused

[Potato]

Captain America would obviously have an underwhelming todger on account of the fact that he’s an American and his entire existence is devoted to overcompensating for an unimpressive appendage with big cars and slavery

Unlike the English who are proud of their tiny dongers!!

[D3RANG3D]

Umm, like chuddie...it's like first nations, or aboriginal or whatever...so I'm like glad, that I could like, educate you; or some junk...!

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[Jonsey]

If it’s trans vs Jeff I’ll take trans any day

[Potato]

I just love the fact that they put a massive sausage on Captain America and the collective nation of men just went, "Ok, whatever" and the don't sexualise women Puritans are losing their shit.

[BIONIC]

The IGN poll thread got me thinking: does anyone here still use or read IGN? The last time I watched one of their videos was probably close to 15 years ago. The last time I read one of their articles was probably close to 20 years ago. 

Who tf is still propping them up

Jeff

[simiansmarts]

I just love the fact that they put a massive sausage on Captain America and the collective nation of men just went, "Ok, whatever" and the don't sexualise women Puritans are losing their shit.

Listen, the RE puritans just want the sexualized videogame ladies to only be kissing other women (preferably trans ones that are obese britbongers) and rejecting heterosexual male advances. Is that too much to ask??

[Taco Bell Tower]

entremetGPT
https://www.resetera.com/threads/persona-4-revival-rise-kujikawa-trailer.1568857/#post-157461754
Professor Beef

chie is right there

entremetGPT

I think you mean the best

[DavidCroquet]

True story, I was in the gym with my lifelong best mate earlier today. He pointed out some guy I didn't know and started talking about him as if I did. He was like its spence man, you know! and I was like no I don't. Then he told me he was known for having a massive dong and his party trick was he could touch his own bumhole with his bellend on a softy. Tbh it didn't seem that impressive and I wasn't expecting to be able to use the anecdote.

Besticus Maximus? More like Biggus Dickus.

[BIONIC]

Not to mention the super steroids, ain’t no way that man has functional equipment at this point.

why does everything ruin the dick

you take steroids, big he-man bulk up drugs? dick shrivels and dies

you take estrogen, feminizing uwu cute girl drugs? dick shrivels and dies

no drug makes dick big and strong

did the Lord above know that if one existed, it's all that men would take forever

All gear heads are regularly taking cialis. Both to increase blood flow to their wangs and to achieve that vascular look. Hugh Jackman is on dick pills every time he’s playing Wolverine.

I’m on dick pills every time I like a post

[Let's Cyber]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/marvel-rivals-has-introduced-a-swimsuit-skin-for-captain-america.1567858/page-7#post-157451188

A lot "progressivism" here is thinly veiled Puritanism.

If you say so...

🙄
Wow. How stupidly myopic.

[NekoFever]

I took the niece and nephew to the Harry Potter studio tour today and I can only assume there was a Nazi rally in town because it’s the only explanation for the thousands of people there. Not one rent their clothes or turned their back when Joanne appeared on screen and they were selling a ton of merch considering her bigotry has killed the franchise.

[TylenolJones]

I’m risking my job by posting this, but I work for a company that ran a focus group for marvel rivals. I’m going to leak footage from the most recent one since it is very relevant and Jeff marvel himself participated (guy with glasses). 

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[Potato]

I took the niece and nephew to the Harry Potter studio tour today and I can only assume there was a Nazi rally in town because it’s the only explanation for the thousands of people there. Not one rent their clothes or turned their back when Joanne appeared on screen and they were selling a ton of merch considering her bigotry has killed the franchise.

Gotta burn something on the purity bonfire

[Uncle]

Umm, like chuddie...it's like first nations, or aboriginal or whatever...so I'm like glad, that I could like, educate you; or some junk...!

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aboriginals are bullshit, I bet lots of people had abs before them

[D3RANG3D]

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

The discourse around Captain America's bulge is getting extremely obnoxious. You can't talk about equality without getting into equity. The prevalence of the male gaze is a goddamn barrier to entry that women have to pay. That skin is nothing in the grand scheme of it all. Men have it all, if it drives away some dudes they just turn to other 5 billion games catering to their tastes.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot3-make-her-look-more-corpulent-more-stuffed-where-the-eyes-cant-escape.275780/page-545#post-157458523

Yeah imagine if they figure out that they can put on a dress and force themselves into women only spaces.

[simiansmarts]

“Men have it all” is what Bubblegum thought when he saw that Japanese game dev he was in parasocial love with wasn’t actually queer and had a husband.