The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

am I a good person?
Logging off. I'm not okay.
Feeling sad hours.
Need to be held.
Ugh
Going into a bit of a lockdown.
I just want to be happy again.

Weaponized.

[Besticus Maximus]

Hi I'm a fat woman with a tiny cock, in case anyone needs any reason to live

[benji]

What is an NGL post and how can it be sabotaged?

Those dumb anonymous question things they do. It can be sabotaged because anyone can follow the link and say something. Violet previously claimed he knew who was doing it and it was an ex or something like that. Now it's apparently Kiwi Farms and their big thread about him no one will bother to find out doesn't exist.

Hi I'm a fat woman with a tiny cock, in case anyone needs any reason to live

Maybe think about putting a collar on that and wife it?

[kaleidoscopium]

I see the job search is going well

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

I see the job search is going well

I wonder how much he could get if the sold them all.

[Besticus Maximus]

I see the job search is going well

I wonder how much he could get if the sold them all.

Are the relics of a long-gone good intention to build some plastic shite with glue and that of interest to speculators and collectors?

[simiansmarts]

I'm glad he mentioned this though because my search turned up an Era-unrelated discovery of him by their random trans thread and it includes this glorious image:

he was doing that stupid fucking AGP smirk pre-wigs and makeup 

[benji]

I'm glad he mentioned this though because my search turned up an Era-unrelated discovery of him by their random trans thread and it includes this glorious image:

he was doing that stupid fucking AGP smirk pre-wigs and makeup 

I think you mean genuinely smiling instead of trying to hide they're dead inside.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

I think you mean genuinely smiling instead of trying to hide they're dead inside.

No, he definitely didn't mean that.

[Boredfrom]

I see the job search is going well

I wonder how much he could get if the sold them all.

Are the relics of a long-gone good intention to build some plastic shite with glue and that of interest to speculators and collectors?

As long they aren’t build and most pieces are intact, sure as hell.  

Depending of the “Grade” some of them would be either be in “way cheaper than a video game” to “WTF this box looks like a for prebuilt PC” range.

[Besticus Maximus]

Is it better to have a gundam, than to build one? Damn that sad 

[Boredfrom]

Is it better to have a gundam, than to build one? Damn that sad 

Just to be clear, Pre Build figures are actually cheaper than unarmed model kits. The whole point is building it.  

Melody could get decent money if he sell his stuff as he has lot of Master Grades.

People drop a lot of money just to build this stuff. 

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

There's around 500+ dollars worth of resale value in that pile of gunpla.

[Potato]

I've always been curious. Is that shit just like Lego and you just click it together according to the instructions or do you have to paint it and glue it?

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

You snap the pieces together after snipping them out. You can paint them if you want but the majority of them are already colored.

[Potato]

What's the fucking point then?

[NekoFever]

I'm glad he mentioned this though because my search turned up an Era-unrelated discovery of him by their random trans thread and it includes this glorious image:

[jooseloose]

Violet is literally :/

[Boredfrom]

What's the fucking point then?

You still need to cut and sand it. And the pieces can be small as hell, like less than the border of your nail. 


A lot of people also customize it and paint them.

Is entertaining to build it, specially because they are so well made that everything “clicks”.

[Straight Edge]

What's the fucking point then?

Gender euphoria

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-playstation-is-getting-yelled-at-everywhere-online-even-sonys-movie-accounts-are-getting-bullied.1566946/page-3

People love posting this image without reading the part that's just 13 people out of 833

[kaleidoscopium]

They'd rather we post the ColdSun Hogwarts Legacy one?

[Boredfrom]

What it has to do with this thread?

[Lonewulfeus]

What it has to do with this thread?

Like people of gender, mw2 sucked?

[benji]

[Besticus Maximus]

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

A money making idea for sure.

[Boredfrom]

I mean he could lock in and make the next Lisa The painful or To the Moon and…  yeah right

[FatShiteFamily]

I have a time machine and can confirm this actually got made.

Plastic Hearts & Melted Runners: The Polycule of Destiny

In this turn-based, hyper-niche, romance-strategy RPG, you play as a household of four transbian roommates who accidentally open a portal to the **Runner Dimension** after knocking a bottle of Tamiya Extra Thin Cement onto an overloaded surge protector.
The mundane world collides with the plastic underworld. Now, their unfinished backlog of HG (High Grade) and MG (Master Grade) Gundam figures have come to life. Unfortunately, they haven’t grown to giant mech size—they are still exactly five to eight inches tall, incredibly fragile, and refuse to move unless they are securely plugged into an Action Base (sold separately via real-world microtransactions).

### **The Party**

You must manage the chaotic interpersonal dynamics of your party, where every character is simultaneously a disaster and trying to date everyone else:

* **Chloe (Class: Estrogen Alchemist):** Uses her horde of unfinished DIY hormone vials to buff the party, but suffers a permanent "Brain Fog" debuff that randomly skips her turn.

* **Maya (Class: Airbrush Bard):** Blinds enemies with toxic paint fumes. Her weapon of choice is a poorly thinned coat of metallic pink paint that ruins the resale value of any figure it touches.

* **Roxy (Class: Thigh-High Rogue):** Sneaks around the battlefield (the living room rug) to steal extra plastic sprue cutters. She gains a 5% agility bonus if she is wearing programming socks.

* **Bree (Class: Polycule Tank):** Absorbs emotional damage for the group, but if her "Dysphoria Meter" fills up, she retreats to her room to play *Fallout: New Vegas*, removing her from combat for three turns.

### **Gameplay Features**

* **Real-Time Decal Application Quick-Time Events (QTEs):** To execute a special attack, you must manually apply a microscopic water-slide decal onto a moving 1/144 scale Gundam shoulder shield using your controller's joysticks. If your hand shakes, the Gundam explodes, permanently deleting your save file.

* **The "Thin Your Paints" Mechanic:** Every Gundam figure you recruit requires regular maintenance. Fail to dilute your acrylics, and the Gundam’s joints lock up permanently, rendering them a static, ugly paperweight for the rest of the game.

* **The Complicated Romance Web:** There is no traditional leveling system. Instead, stats are determined by a **Hyper-Fluid Relationship Matrix**. If Chloe and Maya are flirting, their Gundams get a attack boost. However, if Roxy feels left out, she will initiate a four-hour unskippable dialogue sequence about communication boundaries, lowering the entire party’s defense.

* **The Ultimate Villain:** Battle through waves of toxic online forum moderators and gatekeepers to defeat the final boss: **The Clean Room**. You must defeat the sentient Dyson vacuum cleaner before it sucks up the V-fin of your prized RG Gundam Exia, which dropped on the shag carpet and is lost forever.

### **Critical Reception**
> "The dialogue is just 40 hours of the characters calling each other 'good girl' and arguing about which *Mobile Suit Gundam: Witch from Mercury* episode was the most romantic. The combat system requires actual tweezers. 1/10." — *RPG Gamer Weekly*

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

That's more thought than Melody will ever put into it.