Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Why does the AI think people just squirt mustard and ketchup on their tray at McDonald’s 

Because Americans are trained from birth in using over excessive amounts of condiments to make up for not having an actual living wage.

It's also why you see them putting a bunch of plastic utensils in their to go bags when they visit certain fast food places

[Taco Bell Tower]

*Tearfully opens his PS5 wishlist*

*There's nothing on it*

I'm doing my part!

[Snoopy]

If every person who bought a Jordan Peterson book got shot in the head or run over or thrown into woodchippers or blown up or beheaded or fed to sharks. I wouldn't be totally against it, but it's a conundrum. On one hand murder is wrong. On the other it could only be a net positive for humanity and entertaining too.

[DavidCroquet]

So I noticed this new talking point about the classic "MW2 Dedicated Server Boycott" meme. 



Several Reset posters repeat it here:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-playstation-‘no-disc-no-buy’-boycott-immediately-splinters-in-the-face-of-black-ops-ports.1574326/

Important to note regarding this image is it's often presented in the incorrect way. There are 17 pages of people who joined that boycott and all you're seinge is the first page, what it actually shows is 19/833 people playing COD.

19 out of 833 members there playing COD.

Because many of us remember looking into this when it was relevant, as other members will be able to back-up. It was, by far, people mostly NOT playing COD. This is an image often presented in bad faith or ignorance that does not prove the point people think it does. A surface level reading of it is meaningless.

What's the actual implication here? That a significant number of people quit playing the series after MW1 and never returned? That the dedicated server boycott was...successful? That "many of us remember" the opposite of what the image illustrates, and that is more meaningful than...an actual screenshot? All of those are really bad arguments, but it's not at all clear which one explains why this is suddenly a no-no meme or what's wrong with it.

[Uncle]

Of the unlimited options available, why would anyone show a child what about bob.

they also love UHF and Clue

[Uncle]

Why does the AI think people just squirt mustard and ketchup on their tray at McDonald’s 

[Polident]

Are you sure this extended grace was due to him being a white man or because he had the right "vibe"? Morris Katz insisted voters were tired of politicians who felt like they were "grown in a vat", but Platner also at times felt like he came out of vat... just a different type of vat. Specifically the "salt-of-the-earth-rugged-frontier-farmer-bootstraps-pulling-no-nonsense-outsider"-vat that gave him a similar vibe our favorite shorts-and-a-hoodie wearing senator also gave off.

That's the thing, that rugged everyman as an ideal is something only a white guy can pull off and steeped in racism itself.

It goes back to how the American worker is sold to you as the rural white guy pickup truck Bud drinker: you see it in commercials, when liberal media wants the pulse of 'the people' in their choice of interviewee, in political events where someone called Bubba shows up about his 'small business' (worth 20 million) is being hurt by the other parties policies. It's why Ted Cruz whips out his cowboy hat when on the stump. All that even though that is not what the average blue collar worker looks like: hell how many blue collar workers live in cities because cities need food, trucks, plumbers too?

Zohran's politics, personality and hobbies should have him in a hoodie and sneakers. But he wears a suit 24-7 for a reason, even in a photo op where he plays some soccer he rocks a tie under a jersey.



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Not saying you can't have minority outsider pols but they have to be a different cloth ie Zohran. America worships working class white guys because they built this country (not black people), put in the infrastructure to explore to expand West (not Asians), and are the ones working the farms (not Latinos). They Are The Real Americans (cue Ford commercial…) lol. They are the only ones to get +3 in all stats when they put on flannel, timbs and can give a good speech.

 


Honestly he may have a point ( he just posted in the dumbest way possible) but I feel the “white blue worker” buff has its limits and it’s probably more to do with charisma.

But the notion that “minorities need to be this way”   is telling in how brainrotted are identity politics.

Seeing these guys referring to Zohran Mamdani as “Zohran” and Graham Platner as “Platner” says more than they realize.

[Uncle]

it's because they're subconsciously thinking You Don't Mess With the Zohran

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/physical-disc-production-ending-in-january-2028-for-new-games-releasing-on-playstation-consoles.1565773/page-136#post-157764313

 User banned (1 week): trolling and cross-site drama

Really interesting find from the guys at IB, if I recall GSD in Spain is very reliable and provides real data for anybody wondering. I doubt this data differs much in other european markets

I don't have any issue with you sharing content from Install Base (to the contrary!). Especially when it can add some relevant data points to the discussion.

However, when a member decides to hide numbers, probably for data sensibility concerns, the common courtesy would be not to share it.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/physical-disc-production-ending-in-january-2028-for-new-games-releasing-on-playstation-consoles.1565773/page-136#post-157768090

 User banned (1 week): metacommentary and engaging in cross-site drama

I don't have any issue with you sharing content from Install Base (to the contrary!). Especially when it can add some relevant data points to the discussion.

However, when a member decides to hide numbers, probably for data sensibility concerns, the common courtesy would be not to share it.

How is this ban worthy ?

The user has just shared a polite request to not share hidden numbers

He is the admin of install base

This is absolutely one of the worst bans I've seen

[Boredfrom]

That is an insane ban. They would ban anybody sharing hidden threads outside.

[HaughtyFrank]

They banned him because they want the other guy to keep posting install base data 

[Potato]

Are you sure this extended grace was due to him being a white man or because he had the right "vibe"? Morris Katz insisted voters were tired of politicians who felt like they were "grown in a vat", but Platner also at times felt like he came out of vat... just a different type of vat. Specifically the "salt-of-the-earth-rugged-frontier-farmer-bootstraps-pulling-no-nonsense-outsider"-vat that gave him a similar vibe our favorite shorts-and-a-hoodie wearing senator also gave off.

That's the thing, that rugged everyman as an ideal is something only a white guy can pull off and steeped in racism itself.

It goes back to how the American worker is sold to you as the rural white guy pickup truck Bud drinker: you see it in commercials, when liberal media wants the pulse of 'the people' in their choice of interviewee, in political events where someone called Bubba shows up about his 'small business' (worth 20 million) is being hurt by the other parties policies. It's why Ted Cruz whips out his cowboy hat when on the stump. All that even though that is not what the average blue collar worker looks like: hell how many blue collar workers live in cities because cities need food, trucks, plumbers too?

Zohran's politics, personality and hobbies should have him in a hoodie and sneakers. But he wears a suit 24-7 for a reason, even in a photo op where he plays some soccer he rocks a tie under a jersey.



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Not saying you can't have minority outsider pols but they have to be a different cloth ie Zohran. America worships working class white guys because they built this country (not black people), put in the infrastructure to explore to expand West (not Asians), and are the ones working the farms (not Latinos). They Are The Real Americans (cue Ford commercial…) lol. They are the only ones to get +3 in all stats when they put on flannel, timbs and can give a good speech.

 


Honestly he may have a point ( he just posted in the dumbest way possible) but I feel the “white blue worker” buff has its limits and it’s probably more to do with charisma.

But the notion that “minorities need to be this way”   is telling in how brainrotted are identity politics.

Seeing these guys referring to Zohran Mamdani as “Zohran” and Graham Platner as “Platner” says more than they realize.

It seems a uniquely American thing to refer to certain celebrities by their first name. Says to me something about the cult-of-celebrity culture in the US where people are almost convinced the celebrity's cultivated public persona is their friend.

[Boredfrom]

They banned him because they want the other guy to keep posting install base data 

Is scummy. Obviously is smarter just not to share confidential data to begin with, but ERA knows people can lose their livelihood by sharing this shit.

[Boredfrom]

In that regard. 

If is the case that psychical media still sells in EuroCountries like Spain (I’m kind of skeptical), is Sony dumb enough to potentially kill half of his Euro Userbase?

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/where-is-journalism.1573051/

It's baffling to see this thread as various outlets including Kotaku, IGN, Stephen Totilo's Game File, and even Gamesbeat have all just published stories where they made phone calls and dug into WARN documents to try to unpack the consequences of this week's bloodbath. Even though some of these outlets have been gutted and have little to no resources for original reporting, they're all still doing it, working their asses off to try to get the new information that's all over ResetEra right now. Plenty of people have been on the phone with Xbox all week if not all month trying to find out what's going on. So kindly piss off

I love how all these game “journalists” always talk like they’re on the front lines and our last line defense against the demonic hordes. Like bitches, you write clickbait for kideo games get over your fucking selves Jesus Christ

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-dr-lights-dream-of-humans-and-robots-living-together-in-equality-ideal-or-foolish.1574710/

"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."

It's this quote that X8 ends on. Light's ultimate dream is the defining question behind all of Mega Man lore.

But if this dream ideal or did it cause more harm than good?

It's an interesting dilemma.

Interestingly enough, in Mega Man 11, Wily counters this with the mindset that robots can't be anything more than tools. And since he's the villain he's meant to be wrong. Yet ironically, it was Wily's creation who realized Light's dream.

I love Mega Man lore, it's amazingly deep.

He’s like Jeff but with like half the IQ

[BIONIC]

Which one of you fuckers is this

[Boredfrom]

Luddites speak:

People are desperate to pretend that things will "go back to normal" as if tech companies aren't actively and deliberately destroying the world and society as we've known it to enrich themselves.

 

Look, I’m not fan of the current generation of techbros, but if they are destroying society they are doing lousy job on it.

BTW, this comment is from the iD layoffs thread.  Get a grip.

...the genocide should have been the turning point. But, I suppose at the least, Xbox shouldn't be looked and talked the same way with what they've done with id.

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/windowscentral-the-doom-maker-id-software-has-been-shredded-but-id-software-will-continue-to-endure-update-half-of-frankfurt-office-now-laid-off.1574167/page-6#post-157781596

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/where-is-journalism.1573051/

It's baffling to see this thread as various outlets including Kotaku, IGN, Stephen Totilo's Game File, and even Gamesbeat have all just published stories where they made phone calls and dug into WARN documents to try to unpack the consequences of this week's bloodbath. Even though some of these outlets have been gutted and have little to no resources for original reporting, they're all still doing it, working their asses off to try to get the new information that's all over ResetEra right now. Plenty of people have been on the phone with Xbox all week if not all month trying to find out what's going on. So kindly piss off

I love how all these game “journalists” always talk like they’re on the front lines and our last line defense against the demonic hordes. Like bitches, you write clickbait for kideo games get over your fucking selves Jesus Christ

Game journos in general are idiots and Jason is an asshole… but I think he is the last person to shit on about click bait and not trying.

(Not that Jason is right about that hypothetical golden age where game journos had resources to OG reporting  )

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-move-over-there%E2%80%99s-a-new-low-rail-bridge-in-town-9-foot-7-in-bridge-in-ohio.1573153/#post-157710316

East of Columbus*

Zanesville isn't great but at least it's not Circleville...or Steubenville....or Youngstown...or...

There are so many towns in that area that just feel like black holes of despair. I will never forget the time that a dude stalked me through the Wal-Mart in Heath because I looked at him wrong from my car in the parking lot while looking for a parking space.

He’s back

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-move-over-there%E2%80%99s-a-new-low-rail-bridge-in-town-9-foot-7-in-bridge-in-ohio.1573153/#post-157710316

East of Columbus*

Zanesville isn't great but at least it's not Circleville...or Steubenville....or Youngstown...or...

There are so many towns in that area that just feel like black holes of despair. I will never forget the time that a dude stalked me through the Wal-Mart in Heath because I looked at him wrong from my car in the parking lot while looking for a parking space.

He’s back

He never left our hearts.

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-political-era-2024-ot1-starmergeddon.928968/page-501#post-157727656
Bire fav plagiarize with some insight.

But we arent a belief that can be stamped out, we are part of the natural world, and giving those ghouls *anything* is just needless cruelty.

He, like typical, has it backwards. Beliefs can't be stamped out, people can.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/woman-arrested-after-posting-game-of-thrones-gif-sues-city-after-losing-121k-job.1573459/#post-157723483

The problem with this thinking is that whenever something does come of it you immediately have people who find stuff similar to this that the perpetrator posted and are like, "Why didn't the police act on this? It's so obvious they were going to commit a crime!".

Who cares what uneducated laymen think?

Literally the position of cops.

Zohran's politics, personality and hobbies should have him in a hoodie and sneakers. But he wears a suit 24-7 for a reason

Because as the Mayor of the MOST IMPORTANT CITY IN THE WORLD he spends all his time dealing with people in suits or the female equivalent?

I've long thought a lot of people on Era (and PoliGAF before them) believe that executive branch officials jobs (and politicians more broadly) are actually the photo ops and speeches.

Amusingly, you know what politicians you see the most often not in suits? Presidents (sans Trump who literally wears nothing else except when he golfs) because their time is so important and completely managed. Would krazen think that George W. Bush's "politics" or whiteness should not have him in a suit? Yet because he was a workout fanatic he took a lot of meetings (with Americans or foreign friends) in his workout gear. When he met Sam Alito for the first time before appointing him to the Supreme Court it was this and he was sweaty from running or something. Because as soon as he was done, he'd be whisked off to something else. Obama and Clinton were similarly often in golf clothes. It's not disrespectful because everyone knows their time is less important than the President's.

As typical, they neurotically overthink this to make it fit their stupid theories about "systems" or whatever else. Like all recent NYC mayors, Mamdani wears a suit because he wants to seem respectful to other people in suits he's spending all day meeting with. When he goes in public and appears in a suit or having merely taken off his jacket it's because he's going to go to some other meeting right after the photo op. (He likely dresses down when solely meeting with staffers, like on the weekend or whatever, again, like normal people do.) It's not some attempt to manipulate the public or the systems of capitalism.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Which one of you fuckers is this

[Let's Cyber]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/palworld-full-release-surpasses-470-000-concurrent-players-on-steam.1574392/#post-157764574

Remember when people here said the game is dead

Not really

Era's had look at the bitch eating crackers-itis for Palworld the second it blew up homeboy. And before release it was treated as the quaint, funny little Pokémon plagiarist game, which turned into righteous condemnation and clutched pearls once it made a bunch of money.

[Snoopy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-move-over-there%E2%80%99s-a-new-low-rail-bridge-in-town-9-foot-7-in-bridge-in-ohio.1573153/#post-157710316

East of Columbus*

Zanesville isn't great but at least it's not Circleville...or Steubenville....or Youngstown...or...

There are so many towns in that area that just feel like black holes of despair. I will never forget the time that a dude stalked me through the Wal-Mart in Heath because I looked at him wrong from my car in the parking lot while looking for a parking space.

He’s back

That was a police detective investigating him for the disappearance of a games journalist

[DavidCroquet]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/physical-disc-production-ending-in-january-2028-for-new-games-releasing-on-playstation-consoles.1565773/page-136#post-157764313

 User banned (1 week): trolling and cross-site drama

Really interesting find from the guys at IB, if I recall GSD in Spain is very reliable and provides real data for anybody wondering. I doubt this data differs much in other european markets

I don't have any issue with you sharing content from Install Base (to the contrary!). Especially when it can add some relevant data points to the discussion.

However, when a member decides to hide numbers, probably for data sensibility concerns, the common courtesy would be not to share it.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/physical-disc-production-ending-in-january-2028-for-new-games-releasing-on-playstation-consoles.1565773/page-136#post-157768090

 User banned (1 week): metacommentary and engaging in cross-site drama

I don't have any issue with you sharing content from Install Base (to the contrary!). Especially when it can add some relevant data points to the discussion.

However, when a member decides to hide numbers, probably for data sensibility concerns, the common courtesy would be not to share it.

How is this ban worthy ?

The user has just shared a polite request to not share hidden numbers

He is the admin of install base

This is absolutely one of the worst bans I've seen

I’m in favor of both of these bans. 80% for the funny. 20% because a nerd crying about his “secret” numbers from his splinter forum (even as he continues to be active on the original forum he fled from) deserves to be a dedicated ban reason.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot3-make-her-look-more-corpulent-more-stuffed-where-the-eyes-cant-escape.275780/page-545#post-157792732

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot3-make-her-look-more-corpulent-more-stuffed-where-the-eyes-cant-escape.275780/page-545#post-157792732

wlw but also does Echos not see the belt?

What's the reasoning behind the whole unbuttoned trousers/shorts thing? it's not like she's at much risk of her pants falling, is it just to get more look at her navel? What's the logic behind it?

[DavidCroquet]

"It's not like she's at much risk of her pants falling", she types, slavering at thought of digital Jubilee's generous hips, bearing her flirtatious shorts almost as well as they are designed to bear children.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

as an aside, the more I see "wlw" I think about a caveman. "UNGA BUNGA! WOMAN LOVE WOMAN!". Seems somehow appropriate.

[Disco55]

you know what else is kinda funny, they love Muppet Christmas Carol (as anyone should) and as we were watching What About Bob I was like wait...this music sounds oddly familiar in some ways, just the way it's orchestrated, the way it flows

and I looked it up and What About Bob and Muppet Christmas Carol were both done by the same musician, Miles Goodman, only a year apart...makes sense since they're both involved with frank oz

and I swear you can hear little similarities

https://www.resetera.com/threads/palworld-full-release-surpasses-470-000-concurrent-players-on-steam.1574392/#post-157764574

Remember when people here said the game is dead

Not really

Era's had look at the bitch eating crackers-itis for Palworld the second it blew up homeboy. And before release it was treated as the quaint, funny little Pokémon plagiarist game, which turned into righteous condemnation and clutched pearls once it made a bunch of money.

And they are doing it again because it's clear that it wasn't forgotten. (Though it has been hovering around 20-30 thousand, which is plentiful enough)

Aside from this, i'm glad for once in this country that a major corporation had gotten taken down a small peg or two legally. Nintendo's patients were absurd and should not had been approved in the first place.