Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

While Uncle's post may be provincial

Just like his nipples.

[Uncle]

I know what a woman's body is capable of

[Uncle]

I think the first place I heard the word provincial was as a kid watching beauty and the beast where belle sings about how she wants more than this provincial life

does that mean she probably had provincial nipples?

and she wasn't satisfied with them, she wanted an upgrade to cosmopolitan nipples?

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lindsey-graham-has-died.1575388/page-10#post-157834402
https://www.resetera.com/threads/lindsey-graham-has-died.1575388/page-10#post-157834486
https://www.resetera.com/threads/lindsey-graham-has-died.1575388/page-11#post-157834915

As a gay man….



He was a self hating gay right? Not that it matters at all but I'm sure he'd hate for that be his legacy

It was a long open secret Lindsey Graham was gay and was forever a bachelor until he met his end.



Edit:quick Google search says it is being reported as Cardiac arrest in DC. I still somehow hope a gay hooked was involved for added hilarity.

Edited out this bit

The juicy bits are (please forgive me Mods for being conspiratorial) is that he died from a 'sudden illness' and the reporter who broke the story was from Bangkok.

It's really a damn shame he died in the closet just so he can continue being an evil hawkish bootlicker to a homophobic regime. I think there's a version on Lindsey that would've become a Never-Trumper but something snapped sometime after John McCain died

Glad the piece of shit is dead but what the fuck are they doing

[Snoopy]

See. Told you. The God’s exist

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lindsey-graham-has-died.1575388/page-10#post-157834402
https://www.resetera.com/threads/lindsey-graham-has-died.1575388/page-10#post-157834486
https://www.resetera.com/threads/lindsey-graham-has-died.1575388/page-11#post-157834915

As a gay man….



He was a self hating gay right? Not that it matters at all but I'm sure he'd hate for that be his legacy

It was a long open secret Lindsey Graham was gay and was forever a bachelor until he met his end.



Edit:quick Google search says it is being reported as Cardiac arrest in DC. I still somehow hope a gay hooked was involved for added hilarity.

Edited out this bit

The juicy bits are (please forgive me Mods for being conspiratorial) is that he died from a 'sudden illness' and the reporter who broke the story was from Bangkok.

It's really a damn shame he died in the closet just so he can continue being an evil hawkish bootlicker to a homophobic regime. I think there's a version on Lindsey that would've become a Never-Trumper but something snapped sometime after John McCain died

Glad the piece of shit is dead but what the fuck are they doing

I’m just hoping republican senators, like celebrities, drop in threes

[Let's Cyber]

Lindsey Graham has passed away after a brief illness, his office told me tonight.

The longtime senator and staunch Trump ally had just returned from Ukraine.

[DavidCroquet]

This whole thread is funny 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/official-concept-art-for-%E2%80%98avengers-doomsday%E2%80%99-enter-at-your-own-peril.1574980/#post-157794532

Was hoping to see Kate Bishop & Ms. Marvel.

Yeah, I have no idea why they're marketing the characters that make money instead of the characters whose movie bombed or the one who only appeared in one Disney Plus show 5 years ago. It's fucking weird!

Probably the patriarchy at work once again. 

falcon on jobber duty again, got the real Chinese star wars poster edit placement there

so much for being the new captain america huh?

I was also "impressed" by the black panther placement. Remember when that was one of THE big IPs of the MCU? Now it's relegated to "someone would be mad if we didn't reference it on the poster" status.

[Straight Edge]

I think the first place I heard the word provincial was as a kid watching beauty and the beast where belle sings about how she wants more than this provincial life

does that mean she probably had provincial nipples?

and she wasn't satisfied with them, she wanted an upgrade to cosmopolitan nipples?

I first heard the word "provincial" in Panic by The Smiths.
We are not the same.

[Nintex]

Lindsey Graham has passed away after a brief illness, his office told me tonight.

The longtime senator and staunch Trump ally had just returned from Ukraine.

My first thought as well or the Iranians.

[Let's Cyber]

My first thought as well or the Iranians.

Naw he was old as fuck and his heart gave out. 

But I do like to play this game where when big news hits, I come up with most kneejerk, conspiracy-brained, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow hottake imaginable and then see how many dumbdumbs online are parroting that same thought unironically. There are always at least a few.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/maga-stars-float-wild-theories-about-lindsey-graham%E2%80%99s-sudden-death.1575442/

It's not just the GOP though, Era has plenty of their own brand of conspiracies; I don't know where they get off thinking they're immune to this type of behavior. 

[BIONIC]

I know what a woman's body is capable of

You know about it as well as nintex I’m guessing

[Uncle]

I think the first place I heard the word provincial was as a kid watching beauty and the beast where belle sings about how she wants more than this provincial life

does that mean she probably had provincial nipples?

and she wasn't satisfied with them, she wanted an upgrade to cosmopolitan nipples?

I first heard the word "provincial" in Panic by The Smiths.
We are not the same.

[i mg]https://cdn-images.dzcdn.net/images/artist/458e4ee61a7fc57a79ac2b9b20c47bd9/1900x1900-000000-80-0-0.jpg[/img]

so you think they had the same nipple hangup, or

[Orange Juice Box]

You're lucky I couldn't immediately find RedMercury's debunking of this dangerous ideology.  


So close.

Not the same but a person accused of rape emerged with solid proof that they had not been anywhere near the women.  Someone on Era argued that just because he was acquitted of that rape didn't mean he didn't commit other rapes so we should not celebrate them.

[Jansen]

back when blind items were a thing the rumours were that he was a goddamn menace hunting after men, he was THE gay republican senator. basically every story should come out, probably won't but should. he's the modern day j edgar hoover as far as hating and also participating.

Totally normal forum bdumbs

[Lonewulfeus]

My first thought as well or the Iranians.

Naw he was old as fuck and his heart gave out. 

But I do like to play this game where when big news hits, I come up with most kneejerk, conspiracy-brained, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow hottake imaginable and then see how many dumbdumbs online are parroting that same thought unironically. There are always at least a few.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/maga-stars-float-wild-theories-about-lindsey-graham%E2%80%99s-sudden-death.1575442/

It's not just the GOP though, Era has plenty of their own brand of conspiracies; I don't know where they get off thinking they're immune to this type of behavior. 

Funny enough this was the plot of a Jack Reacher novel except it was a 2(?) star general instead and he had classified info go missing and it turns out he was gay and banging dudes on the side.  So that’s my assumption, banging some dude and had a heart attack so the guy got the fuck out.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-era-ot2-trans-rights-are-human-rights-youre-joking-not-another-one.1300074/page-202#post-157836790

Kyuuji?

[Let's Cyber]

Funny enough this was the plot of a Jack Reacher novel except it was a 2(?) star general instead and he had classified info go missing and it turns out he was gay and banging dudes on the side.  So that’s my assumption, banging some dude and had a heart attack so the guy got the fuck out.

he was definitely a bottom 
 

[killamajig]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/has-anyone-here-gone-completely-straight-edge.1574548/page-3#post-157793215

I'm an addict, used to be hardcore cannabis use disorder addict and quit in November. Best decision of my life considering how bad weed is for executive functioning and memory management and focus. Now I'm quitting another addiction, day 10, very very hard, but after that I'll be totally sober of anything except my pharmaceutical meds. It'll be life changing for me

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/has-anyone-here-gone-completely-straight-edge.1574548/page-3#post-157793215

I thought "straight edge" was when you go around in a white t-shirt at punk shows and beat up people who admit to taking drugs.

[Snoopy]

Yeah guys. I kicked my coke habit now all I’ll need to do is kick this heroin addiction then I’ll be totally straight except for the fentanyl

[Boredfrom]

These old Dems need to go with him.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lindsey-graham-71-has-died-of-a-brief-and-sudden-heart-attack.1575388/page-21#post-157846417

Why are they pretending that Dems grave dancing is normal or good?

[Alpacx]

back when blind items were a thing the rumours were that he was a goddamn menace hunting after men, he was THE gay republican senator. basically every story should come out, probably won't but should. he's the modern day j edgar hoover as far as hating and also participating.

Totally normal forum bdumbs

Jane Edna Hoover says "Trans Rights"
   
Edit:

[Boredfrom]

Oof, Warren. You don't sympathize with a Nazi

Era still has a general lack of vocabulary…

okay you got that housing bill passed now please for the love of fuck stop self-immolating.

if you can't be honest that LG was a ghoul then I don't care how admirable of a dem you are, you need a fucking retirement

sigh are the only heroes left in this sitcom AOC and bernie????

Bernie, the old dude that supported Platner?

[HaughtyFrank]

These old Dems need to go with him.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lindsey-graham-71-has-died-of-a-brief-and-sudden-heart-attack.1575388/page-21#post-157846417

Why are they pretending that Dems grave dancing is normal or good?

These people aren't actually upset whenever Trump breaks decorum, they're mad that not everyone else breaks decorum as well.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-playstation-%E2%80%98no-disc-no-buy%E2%80%99-boycott-immediately-splinters-in-the-face-of-black-ops-ports.1574947/#post-157794544

 User banned (1 week): trolling

Yes. We're at war and people have chosen their sides.

One side fights for the benefit of both digital and physical gamers.

The other side are corporate asslickers that dont like people being mean to their favorite toymaker.

Sad state of affairs

[Garfield]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/has-anyone-here-gone-completely-straight-edge.1574548/page-3#post-157793215

I'm an addict, used to be hardcore cannabis use disorder addict and quit in November. Best decision of my life considering how bad weed is for executive functioning and memory management and focus. Now I'm quitting another addiction, day 10, very very hard, but after that I'll be totally sober of anything except my pharmaceutical meds. It'll be life changing for me

Cannabis is only "addictive" if you have the willpower of a spoiled grade school kid. I wonder what fake addiction he thinks he has now while he ignores how bad it is to be addicted to Xanax. But it must be ok because a doctor prescribed it, obviously.

[Taco Bell Tower]

Wtf? Since when? None of the accusers said anything like "Mike Z physically touched me"

Totally just made that shit up.

I can only assume they were having a conversation at work and Mike said: "you know I think it's perfectly okay to grope a woman's breasts".

"I love ham sandwiches."

"I love groping women's breasts."

iunderstoodthatreference.gif

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/has-anyone-here-gone-completely-straight-edge.1574548/page-3#post-157793215

I'm an addict, used to be hardcore cannabis use disorder addict and quit in November. Best decision of my life considering how bad weed is for executive functioning and memory management and focus. Now I'm quitting another addiction, day 10, very very hard, but after that I'll be totally sober of anything except my pharmaceutical meds. It'll be life changing for me

Cannabis is only "addictive" if you have the willpower of a spoiled grade school kid. I wonder what fake addiction he thinks he has now while he ignores how bad it is to be addicted to Xanax. But it must be ok because a doctor prescribed it, obviously.

He's Latino, it's probably self-prescribed.

[who is ted danson?]