Random Talk

[who is ted danson?]

Situational awareness crashing 

Leopold is the new SBF?

[who is ted danson?]

I would invest in a a Nintex contrarian thesis AI fund

[Nintex]

My boss asked me not to destroy his business with the venture capital and is going to offer me a reward for my years of hard work so we can wrap this up.

He said that if I don't do it someone else will anyway. He basically bought off the risk.

He asked why I wasn't happy about all the offers. Well I've been part of a small group of rebels fighting against the star destroyers and helping others along the way for years. Now the commander of the star destroyer will target their remaining escape pods and food storages.

[Besticus Maximus]

Whats the reward? I got some monopoly money points the other day just by surviving the quarter, up to £230 in gift card spends in 2026 so far just sitting on my arse 

[Nintex]

I've got no idea what he'll offer. Probably in the 10k range max from his personal crypto savings or whatever.
But if he does that I retain my right to unemployment benefits, which is the most important factor of why I can't just quit without landing another job.
Who knows if you get hit by a fatbike or something.

Anyway we've come a long way to optimize the government project. Instead of 950 hours, we can do it in 250 with a heavy dose of AI automation. We've more or less created an agentic software factory with langGraph so we only need architects and no developers. We can sell this to 26 government entities so for the overall take that means 26 x 192 = 5 000 000. That's the kind of money that attracts venture capital and that's what the black jew is after to become market leader again.


The black jew has offered me:
- CEO role
- Seniors who could act as CCO, COO, CTO and head of R&D
- equal share (20%)
- An agentic software factory that is far beyond anything the competition has
- Possible government contract that is repeatable 26 times
- 1500 a/month to cover costs

The venture capitalists have put on the table:
- 250 FTE (with 40FTE directly under my control)
- Buy & Build of 6 agencies with an experienced CEO and CTO
- 150k a year / stock (although unclear how much)
- 30 million in revenue (my division has 8 million)
- 15% growth target

It also has a very cool name as does the venture capital group. I will become part of the venture capital board too.
The vibe I get is that they will do the steady 22 million "boring" business as is and I get to use the 8 million and elite remote workers to start my war.

Nintex, you're going to hand over the agentic software factory the rebels are building as a gift to the empire don't you?
Maybe but I'm wondering if that was the play of the black jew all along because he knows about the offer. I figured he would counter offer but instead he asked how much I needed and then said: "You can make money for yourself or money for someone else, that's your choice". He thinks this is all pre-destined anyway. 

Good times at the pub after ran into another former tech CEO he knows the legendary black jew.
Helped him out in his early days. He asked me some great questions and gave me his business card.

Let's see if this guy shows up again at my pub tonight.

There is a lot of money at stake here, a 30 million business.

[who is ted danson?]

You should take over the mobile ar vr company and make a competitor to the Snap spectacles

[filler]

I'll kick all of you in the balls. ill mitch style!

[Besticus Maximus]

I have an offer to go be a lead dur dur dur.  I’ve entirely bullshitted my way into this. As you all know, I do no work at all. But I do worry that I wake up one day  and trump has tweeted my job away. So sorry American capitalism I’m taking the new job with more money and less time with decision making yanks.

[Polident]

Had a satchel of soup stock in my kitchen from some point months ago. Got it in my head I want to make soup. Went out and bought a bunch of vegetables and cut them up and made a huge pot of soup. Then I remembered it’s boiling hot outside and why do I want hot soup. I didn’t have enough containers to store all the soup. Some is in an old protein shaker bottle. My fridge is full of soup. Fuck everything.

[Nintex]

Good times at the pub after ran into another former tech CEO he knows the legendary black jew.
Helped him out in his early days. He asked me some great questions and gave me his business card.

Let's see if this guy shows up again at my pub tonight.

There is a lot of money at stake here, a 30 million business.

The executive coach was there again but he was drunk af. The others don't think the origin of the offer is relevant. They agreed that not everyone gets these kind of offers but it's more the compound interest effect but applied to networking and delivering results.

The black jew used to be a market leader, the business guy was the market leader in advertising. Not to mention the 150+ projects I've done over the past 10 years. Most are referrals. 

And they had a good point, I can talk about the business guy, the impressive network and connections but I should focus on my own vision and what I want. So if my vision is to blitz the competition for 12 months by taking their clients and best people, run massive ad campaigns with cinematic advertisements and disrupt the market, that's what I should bring to the table. 

As for the government project the development work is almost complete and we're close to contract signing. They said I should not become part of someone elses comeback story. It was a side gig and it should remain a side gig. Otherwise the same thing will happen as last time with the business guy, he gives up or changes direction and I have to look for a new project. Just as "my" employees have to look for something new or maintain what I've built now that I'm leaving and my boss has no alternative.

Anyway had a chat with mr black and told him about the interesting conversations I had and he pressed for details so I told him that his 'acquaintance' was too drunk to say anything meaningful. He went quiet and silent 

[Nintex]

I have an offer to go be a lead dur dur dur.  I’ve entirely bullshitted my way into this. As you all know, I do no work at all. But I do worry that I wake up one day  and trump has tweeted my job away. So sorry American capitalism I’m taking the new job with more money and less time with decision making yanks.

Here I was with mr. Rogers last week on friday. The market leader of HR software in the Netherlands from 2004 - 2019 when he sold his business.





I walked them through the Jira board I set-up which is structured to run the entire project from start to finish notice all the Lays bags. 

There is no bullshitting whatsoever. I was worried my boss was right and I couldn't do this without his help or the team but it has been smooth sailing working with strangers on this using my first time right principle. At this rate we'll finish this thing within a month or so. 

When I tell people I've been invited to be managing director of a big tech company they see it as a logical progression after completing the SME game and doing all the different corpo projects.

But Rogers made a good point he is a former internet troll himself and he says I'm selling myself short as someone who pretends he's just winging it.
He was surprised his hunch was correct and I could actually manage a project that's already running and bring order to the chaos.

[DavidCroquet]

*Jira mentioned*

[who is ted danson?]

Hire filler as a scrum master

[BIONIC]

Hire filler as a hog master

Fixed