Social Media Thread of Social Media Drama

[benji]

[Polident]

For the past week I’ve been getting updates on public shitting in a new electronics store. This fella is offering a theory as to why.

I've figured out why there's so much accidental incontinence happening at the Ikebukuro Yodobashi. There's no toilet up to the fourth floor, and on top of that, all the escalators are single-file with no way to pass. In an emergency, you're totally screwed. It's bittersweet, considering how much I relied on the toilet here back in the Seibu Department Store days. By the way, when I peeked into the fourth-floor restroom, all the stalls were full.

The saga continues

[benji]

This guy probably sucks since Elon hired him after all but I never get tired of the whining in the replies when he does this.

[Rendle]

To be fair if that's his rap name that's unfortunate, I remember reading about some kid whose GamerTag was "Gaywood" and Microsoft forced him to change it, the thing is, his name was Richard Gaywood. Bad bans, bad community notes, bad mods, where have I seen this before...

[benji]

[DavidCroquet]

Sent from my iPhone

[benji]

[benji]

[Polident]

For the past week I’ve been getting updates on public shitting in a new electronics store. This fella is offering a theory as to why.

I've figured out why there's so much accidental incontinence happening at the Ikebukuro Yodobashi. There's no toilet up to the fourth floor, and on top of that, all the escalators are single-file with no way to pass. In an emergency, you're totally screwed. It's bittersweet, considering how much I relied on the toilet here back in the Seibu Department Store days. By the way, when I peeked into the fourth-floor restroom, all the stalls were full.

The saga continues

I went here today and there was no “poop terrorism” and the store was cleaner than the other locations. Once again the media is pushing the false narrative of terrorist attacks.

[Nintex]

The Golden Age 

[benji]

[benji]

[DavidCroquet]

I’m definitely jealous of the goon sesh these guys must be having. 

Literal Scary-Movie-blasting-the-ceiling tier orgasms, the way they just move through life assuming every woman not in immediate eyeball range is sneaking off to get fucked raw on the bangbus by like 30 men of color.

[Besticus Maximus]

I bet if you surveyed the guys they'd all rate themselves at least an 80 on metacritic for shagging. But this is a fallacy, because how can they both expect to be able to dick with the Returnals and Avowed's when their bird has no experience? How can you be a master shagger but also all the best ladies have never had any sex? It's impossible bro, chasing a dragon, fuck off

[Polident]

I’m definitely jealous of the goon sesh these guys must be having. 

Literal Scary-Movie-blasting-the-ceiling tier orgasms, the way they just move through life assuming every woman not in immediate eyeball range is sneaking off to get fucked raw on the bangbus by like 30 men of color.

We lost something when porn became more than a bit crushed real media video and it’s some Hungarian lady whose name you don’t know and will never know because the file name was “brunette french sex”

[benji]

I’m definitely jealous of the goon sesh these guys must be having. 

Literal Scary-Movie-blasting-the-ceiling tier orgasms, the way they just move through life assuming every woman not in immediate eyeball range is sneaking off to get fucked raw on the bangbus by like 30 men of color.

I bet if you surveyed the guys they'd all rate themselves at least an 80 on metacritic for shagging. But this is a fallacy, because how can they both expect to be able to dick with the Returnals and Avowed's when their bird has no experience? How can you be a master shagger but also all the best ladies have never had any sex? It's impossible bro, chasing a dragon, fuck off

We lost something when porn became more than a bit crushed real media video and it’s some Hungarian lady whose name you don’t know and will never know because the file name was “brunette french sex”

Guys who girlfriends and wives definitely were having interracial bukkake gangbangs every other night instead of being virgins before they met them.

[benji]

[benji]

Checking back in:

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[Polident]

Finally back on escalator Twitter

[Besticus Maximus]

Polident is the poster im jelly of

[benji]

[benji]

Why'd he (or his lawyer supposedly) lock the replies?

Everyone in the prison was cheering and shouting along with the guys outside yesterday.

As people marched and did pushups, the cell next door to me said “Tate, this for you? Man you the Top G for real”

Tristan and I watched as much as possible from the window.

Thank you all so much for the support. The entire world sees this is a setup. They will not win.

After all of the lies they’ve told us NOBODY believes them anymore.

More amazingly, my uncle, who I haven’t seen in almost 20 years drove up from Union Springs Alabama.

My dads half brother, must be 80 years old, he was outside.

Brought a tear to my eye.

To anyone who was at the protest make sure to DM me a selfie or video proving you were there.

Life is a book, this is a chapter, chapters end - and our movement will be bigger stronger and more well known than ever before.

They think they hurt me, but they empower US. They make US bigger.

I will NEVER forget those who had my back in the heat of battle.

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[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

“Tate, this for you? Man you the Top G for real”