Random Talk

[Uncle]

"Notice that this penis is flaccid. Your decisions in the near future determine whether or not it will become erect. Do not leave me disappointed."

[Nintex]

Had a date planned at 21:00 today. The same old "are you brave enough to show up teehee" messages yesterday.

At 8:30 she messages that she has to return a dog she is sitting that someone was supposed to pick up and yap yap yap so she can't make it.

I send back:
"Shame. but if you can't handle dog sitting logistics this won't work out"

"ok sorry..."

[Nintex]

They were very positive overall.

I was well prepared, enthousiastic, had a great vision, creative, tech savvy etc. etc. etc. 

BUT

I lacked enough exposure with complex environments for the future of the role as they had defined it last year and now some things have already shifted.

FUCK. But... Nintex was [this] close to be managing director of one of the biggest software houses in the country.
AI Datacenter is looking for a commercial director, applied for that too. The recruiter is also going to see what other vacancies he has based on the positive feedback I got.

This would've been a Trump 2016 like upset. My boss is both relieved and shocked, he can no longer pretend I overestimated myself and he knows this will only fuel my Blitzkrieg.

Now we wait and see what the corpo does.

[Polident]

At a lunch buffet. There’s a chubby girl who has grabbed, thus far, nine glasses of a dessert smoothie. They refilled the tray and she ran over to grab three in one go. I thought she was getting them for her mother and sister but she’s hounding them herself. As I typed this she just grabbed two more. It’s adorable. A lot of girls at school I knew like that developed eating disorders in their late teens. God speed.

[Nintex]

First client has given my boss a vote of no confidence  

If Nintex is leaving how can we wrap this up.

My boss was in the same meeting and the client completely agreed with my reasons to move on.

[Besticus Maximus]

First client has given my boss a vote of no confidence  

If Nintex is leaving how can we wrap this up.

My boss was in the same meeting and the client completely agreed with my reasons to move on.

Despite myself I find myself wanting to counsel you away from your own madness but I still have absolutely no idea what fucked up arrangement you have at work, who your boss is, whether you even directly work for them or indeed if this thread or forum is real

Nintex is obviously fairly good at something at work but is he a developer, is he a sales guy, is he a kind of underrated batman for boring european tech projects? How middle class is he? All interesting questions

If you weren't half decent at something you'd be starving or on HRT by now so there must be something

[Potato]

At a lunch buffet. There’s a chubby girl who has grabbed, thus far, nine glasses of a dessert smoothie. They refilled the tray and she ran over to grab three in one go. I thought she was getting them for her mother and sister but she’s hounding them herself. As I typed this she just grabbed two more. It’s adorable. A lot of girls at school I knew like that developed eating disorders in their late teens. God speed.

Why are you monitoring what a chubby school girl is eating at the buffet and wishing an eating disorder on her you pervert?

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[Polident]

At a lunch buffet. There’s a chubby girl who has grabbed, thus far, nine glasses of a dessert smoothie. They refilled the tray and she ran over to grab three in one go. I thought she was getting them for her mother and sister but she’s hounding them herself. As I typed this she just grabbed two more. It’s adorable. A lot of girls at school I knew like that developed eating disorders in their late teens. God speed.

Why are you monitoring what a chubby school girl is eating at the buffet and wishing an eating disorder on her you pervert?

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I can comfortably say that thought never crossed my mind. Sometimes you guys need to put down the phones corrupting your minds. Learn to find amusement in everyday life and people. I suggest going to a lunch buffet and observing others who also decided “I’m going to stuff my fat face at 11:30 on a weekday”.

[Potato]

At a lunch buffet. There’s a chubby girl who has grabbed, thus far, nine glasses of a dessert smoothie. They refilled the tray and she ran over to grab three in one go. I thought she was getting them for her mother and sister but she’s hounding them herself. As I typed this she just grabbed two more. It’s adorable. A lot of girls at school I knew like that developed eating disorders in their late teens. God speed.

Why are you monitoring what a chubby school girl is eating at the buffet and wishing an eating disorder on her you pervert?

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

I can comfortably say that thought never crossed my mind. Sometimes you guys need to put down the phones corrupting your minds. Learn to find amusement in everyday life and people. I suggest going to a lunch buffet and observing others who also decided “I’m going to stuff my fat face at 11:30 on a weekday”.

Don't threaten me with a good time chubby chaser.

[Nintex]

Observing it means you develop a taste for it.

I too am a victim.

The eclipse is today but I don't have the necessary glasses.
I had to work so I couldn't partake in the rush to buy them.

Do I do it the MAGA way or ignore this silly normie hype I can watch a video of.
Get trapped by a single mom with a spare or steal it from a kid as a valuable lesson.

I'm already being trapped by a local single mom on Bumble.

[Snoopy]

My top breakfast tip - Greek Yogurt, mixed with strawberry jam and granola

[Nintex]

Suggested a solution for big tech. 

Taking over as managing director was a long shot and a bold move. However they’re also looking for a sr. Project Manager. Similar to my corporate work. And less politcally sensitive in the organization. Overall they didn't see any challenges with me leading the teams or my tech and commercial prowess. 

Still a significant uplift (~100k a/year), better working conditions, bigger clients and an easy pay day for the recruiter. Plus I can build my experience for a promotion down the line. The CTO has strong backing on the PM side and can focus on growth while I focus on quality and client retention. 

Lets see what the recruiter says.

[Nintex]

The recruiter passed on my message to the CEO.

The recruiter wonders if it fits financially though. They all think I make way more money than I actually do.

[Nintex]

Retention risk overqualified.

The recruiter thinks things will explode after the summer vacation.

I just want a remote corpo job that earns 100k a year. Go and manage your own companies 

[filler]

nintex is the corpo fixer 

[Nintex]

My boss demeanor has changed entirely. He wants to know how they can help because they need me. 



Well the fury of missing out on 150k a year running a big software company literally from the beachclub is going to take 150 days probably.
Worst fucking week of the year. Perhaps the worst week of my life.

Especially with all the people asking "how did it go?" and my personal trainer being on vacation. 

If I didn't know this opportunity existed that would've been better. The business guy send me a message that we'll be in touch, so I'm not out of the game yet.

Matched with a local 31 y/o single mom on Bumble this week, dumb move in this state so we're having a date on tuesday night.
Dumb move also because monday is gym night and tuesday I have to take my father to the hospital for a CT scan.

[who is ted danson?]

First you get the money

Then you get the power

Then 

You 

Get

Switch 2 OlEd

[nachobro]

I just want a remote corpo job that earns 100k a year. Go and manage your own companies 

jobs like that are pretty great   get yours mang

[Besticus Maximus]

Nearly a year into guitar and im nowhere near where I'd like to be but it's alright and coming along, in a year or two I might actually be okay. However, I am having a fucking great time atm, particularly hearing stuff I used to like, trying to play it, kind of getting there and rediscovering the song and why its so great. Case in point we care a lot by Faith No More. Awesome stuff, getting there inch by inch is a big dopamine pipepline.

I also like that there's no pressure on me or expectations from anyone else that I can even do this, its a genuine exercise in seeing how far I can take something from zero and im my own judge.

[Polident]

At an old abandoned office building and the only toilet is a squat one. Suddenly I don’t have to poop anymore. I need a doctor of poop to explain this phenomenon.

[DavidCroquet]

Coincidentally, I know a guy.

Actually, we all do!

[who is ted danson?]

Lyme disease was a bioweapon lab leak?

[filler]

social media has gone to such shit that the bore is starting to look good by comparison 

[who is ted danson?]

I miss robin Williams