Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Potato]

“I didn’t assume anything, I just implied you were defending the Wolverine game because I still obsessed with console wars.”

“Wait, you didn’t? … Fuck you anyway.”

You know that thing where you assume lots of stuff about other people's words and look like an idiot? You're doing it again.

[benji]

Yikes. And on this day of all days:


Speaking of attracting ladies:

Spoiler: a prudent $150 investment (click to show)(click to hide)

[ZeoVGM]

 Like he has no friends on there and he get put on ignore constantly.

He has nothing better to do than get into slapfights on X and Era. Rumor is he's a smelly incel and women actively avoid him in real life. 

Factually correct

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-nintendo-games-do-you-think-are-prime-candidates-for-a-remake-to-reintroduce-them-to-a-new-audience.1630753/

 

 "Some people might say there are a lot of remakes, but after five years, a lot of people have outgrown games and stop playing them. Young people today don't have the opportunity to play games from 10 years ago, so remaking them to be more playable and releasing them again is a good way to meet the demand.


"Letting people know the original games also leads to future developments, so we've been actively pursuing that recently."

Is that you Jim Ryan? 

But I suppose is totally a whimsical move to preserve video games and not corporate greed because it comes from Miyamoto.

Nintendies are known to kiss the floor that Miyamoto walks on like he's this whimsical magic man and not a chain-smoking stubborn businessman expanding his media empire into film and theme parks.  
 

I don't know about that, everything I've heard about miyamoto says he's not a businessman and that's the problem, he believes his own hype that he's a magic whimsy man

so he makes sweeping declarations like "no mario game should have story ever, I'm a creative genius" so devs have to sneak story into the games without him noticing which is the only way you get things like rosalina's story in galaxy which everyone liked

he's way out of touch with what people want these days, a businessman would be chasing trends in ways that he refuses to, and then he suffers for the opposite reasons, not even trying

[Boredfrom]

“I didn’t assume anything, I just implied you were defending the Wolverine game because I still obsessed with console wars.”

“Wait, you didn’t? … Fuck you anyway.”

You know that thing where you assume lots of stuff about other people's words and look like an idiot? You're doing it again.   

Sure, buddy, sure. Is never your fault. Gaslighting is totally not a ERA tactic.

[Potato]

“I didn’t assume anything, I just implied you were defending the Wolverine game because I still obsessed with console wars.”

“Wait, you didn’t? … Fuck you anyway.”

You know that thing where you assume lots of stuff about other people's words and look like an idiot? You're doing it again.   

Sure, buddy, sure. Is never your fault. Gaslighting is totally not a ERA tactic.

[HaughtyFrank]

Yikes. And on this day of all days:

Zeo is right, you shouldn't publish an article like this on a Muslim holiday.

[benji]

Nintendies are known to kiss the floor that Miyamoto walks on like he's this whimsical magic man and not a chain-smoking stubborn businessman expanding his media empire into film and theme parks.  

I don't know about that, everything I've heard about miyamoto says he's not a businessman and that's the problem, he believes his own hype that he's a magic whimsy man

so he makes sweeping declarations like "no mario game should have story ever, I'm a creative genius" so devs have to sneak story into the games without him noticing which is the only way you get things like rosalina's story in galaxy which everyone liked

he's way out of touch with what people want these days, a businessman would be chasing trends in ways that he refuses to, and then he suffers for the opposite reasons, not even trying

The ruthless chain-smoking businessman was Yamauchi. Miyamoto has never really been in management above the producer level except when Iwata died and he was temporary joint-President. He wasn't even really the guy who "ran" EAD, instead he had this sort of creative director of everything position.

His position at Nintendo now, and for the last decade, is more like this guy who exists outside the org chart and is allowed to advise on everything.

It's always been funny how people treat Miyamoto as if he's literally doing everything at Nintendo when there was a guy at Ubisoft who did basically the same thing for like 20 years and decided almost every game they'd make too but nobody even knows his name and I'd have to look it up even though I know he existed. (And maybe still does?)

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https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-nintendo-games-do-you-think-are-prime-candidates-for-a-remake-to-reintroduce-them-to-a-new-audience.1630753/

 


Is that you Jim Ryan? 

But I suppose is totally a whimsical move to preserve video games and not corporate greed because it comes from Miyamoto.

Nintendies are known to kiss the floor that Miyamoto walks on like he's this whimsical magic man and not a chain-smoking stubborn businessman expanding his media empire into film and theme parks.  
 

I don't know about that, everything I've heard about miyamoto says he's not a businessman and that's the problem, he believes his own hype that he's a magic whimsy man

so he makes sweeping declarations like "no mario game should have story ever, I'm a creative genius" so devs have to sneak story into the games without him noticing which is the only way you get things like rosalina's story in galaxy which everyone liked

he's way out of touch with what people want these days, a businessman would be chasing trends in ways that he refuses to, and then he suffers for the opposite reasons, not even trying

I can believe he so out of touch that he thinks that Remakes are some sort of novel concept.

But I also think he cares about the corpo side of Nintendo to not try to corpo speak in his own whimsical way. I doubt he doesn’t understand why people are not thrilled by endless remakes, regardless of their quality, or the economics of selling you a remake or retro game service over outright selling you old games like they used to do with the Wii and WiiU. 

Then again, given PlayStation and Xbox current woes, maybe being out of touch with modern trends is for the better.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jason-schreier-bloomberg-playstation-ditched-hideo-kojima%E2%80%99s-%E2%80%98physint%E2%80%99-on-budget-concerns-missed-deadline.1630498/page-30#post-160418473
DongBeetle
User banned (1 month): Antagonistic trolling over multiple posts. Prior bans for the same behavior.

[Boredfrom]

Sure, buddy, sure. Is never your fault. Gaslighting is totally not a ERA tactic.

 

Egg post.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

all those stickers are so worth it

[DavidCroquet]

Jeff Marvel and some retard are having a bitch fight

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jason-schreier-bloomberg-playstation-ditched-hideo-kojima%E2%80%99s-%E2%80%98physint%E2%80%99-on-budget-concerns-missed-deadline.1630498/page-29#post-160414837

must be a day that ends in y.

[Boredfrom]

truly i have no idea what sony expected. kojima had this reputation from his time at konami. that's why konami fired him. he's always been something of a starfucker who runs overbudget and generally sees himself as the 'ideas guy' while other people around him are expected to do the work. he's a diva and it's that personality that drives the interest in his games. sony worked with him on a few releases by now. they had to have known. so why go through all that effort of the reveal if they weren't going to stick it out?

no yeah you can tsk tsk his missing deadlines all you want, but it's kinda like signing up to work on a marvel film and asking where the script is when shooting begins. that's how they do things. you had to have known at some point, right?

Okay, I don’t want to defend Kojima miss management but at this point is silly to dismiss him as “diva that thinks he is the ideas guy while others do the work  ” we

We just saw this year a dude that was everything you moaned about, but actually fumbled so hard that he is in denial: 

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gzn34gwvwo

Say what you will about his writing or that the dude ideas are overrated, but dude can manage people enough to make good video games, at least gameplay wise.

[benji]

Zeo is right, you shouldn't publish an article like this on a Muslim holiday.

I love how virulently he hates Majors now, you just know it's because he "betrayed" the MCU.

[Besticus Maximus]

You can set your watch to Jeff’s lonely drinking of an evening.

[Potato]

Nintendies are known to kiss the floor that Miyamoto walks on like he's this whimsical magic man and not a chain-smoking stubborn businessman expanding his media empire into film and theme parks.  

I don't know about that, everything I've heard about miyamoto says he's not a businessman and that's the problem, he believes his own hype that he's a magic whimsy man

so he makes sweeping declarations like "no mario game should have story ever, I'm a creative genius" so devs have to sneak story into the games without him noticing which is the only way you get things like rosalina's story in galaxy which everyone liked

he's way out of touch with what people want these days, a businessman would be chasing trends in ways that he refuses to, and then he suffers for the opposite reasons, not even trying

The ruthless chain-smoking businessman was Yamauchi. Miyamoto has never really been in management above the producer level except when Iwata died and he was temporary joint-President. He wasn't even really the guy who "ran" EAD, instead he had this sort of creative director of everything position.

His position at Nintendo now, and for the last decade, is more like this guy who exists outside the org chart and is allowed to advise on everything.

It's always been funny how people treat Miyamoto as if he's literally doing everything at Nintendo when there was a guy at Ubisoft who did basically the same thing for like 20 years and decided almost every game they'd make too but nobody even knows his name and I'd have to look it up even though I know he existed. (And maybe still does?)

boredporn is a disabled NEET, so why would he understand corporate structures or how a multinational corporation works?

[benji]

You can set your watch to Jeff’s lonely drinking of an evening.

Not surprised you incels wouldn't understand suiting up for battle.

[DavidCroquet]

I don't know about that, everything I've heard about miyamoto says he's not a businessman and that's the problem, he believes his own hype that he's a magic whimsy man

so he makes sweeping declarations like "no mario game should have story ever, I'm a creative genius" so devs have to sneak story into the games without him noticing which is the only way you get things like rosalina's story in galaxy which everyone liked

he's way out of touch with what people want these days, a businessman would be chasing trends in ways that he refuses to, and then he suffers for the opposite reasons, not even trying

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

Miyamoto is right
 

[Boredfrom]

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1789172367[/url]']I don't know about that, everything I've heard about miyamoto says he's not a businessman and that's the problem, he believes his own hype that he's a magic whimsy man

so he makes sweeping declarations like "no mario game should have story ever, I'm a creative genius" so devs have to sneak story into the games without him noticing which is the only way you get things like rosalina's story in galaxy which everyone liked

he's way out of touch with what people want these days, a businessman would be chasing trends in ways that he refuses to, and then he suffers for the opposite reasons, not even trying

The ruthless chain-smoking businessman was Yamauchi. Miyamoto has never really been in management above the producer level except when Iwata died and he was temporary joint-President. He wasn't even really the guy who "ran" EAD, instead he had this sort of creative director of everything position.

His position at Nintendo now, and for the last decade, is more like this guy who exists outside the org chart and is allowed to advise on everything.

It's always been funny how people treat Miyamoto as if he's literally doing everything at Nintendo when there was a guy at Ubisoft who did basically the same thing for like 20 years and decided almost every game they'd make too but nobody even knows his name and I'd have to look it up even though I know he existed. (And maybe still does?)

boredporn is a disabled NEET, so why would he understand corporate structures or how a multinational corporation works?

 

It wasn’t me the one that said Miyamoto was a chain smoker business man expanding his empire.

[Uncle]

I don't know about that, everything I've heard about miyamoto says he's not a businessman and that's the problem, he believes his own hype that he's a magic whimsy man

so he makes sweeping declarations like "no mario game should have story ever, I'm a creative genius" so devs have to sneak story into the games without him noticing which is the only way you get things like rosalina's story in galaxy which everyone liked

he's way out of touch with what people want these days, a businessman would be chasing trends in ways that he refuses to, and then he suffers for the opposite reasons, not even trying

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

Miyamoto is right
 

it's not like you even had to engage with it at all, it was a whole separate room you had to go read the storybook in

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-wonder-how-american-eagle-is-doing-after-that-sydney-sweeney-commerical-spoiler-not-good-bob-not-good.1631095/#post-160417837

I had forgotten about this and grabbed some cheap jeans for work from them, then remembered this and took them back. Fuck em.

[Nintex]

Miyamoto has been replaced with Koizumi who wears a more expensive suit every Nintendo Direct and turned Nintendo's entire software planning strategy into Super Mario Galaxy.

There is a new attraction every week, every month every year. Be it a Super Mario Galaxy story book, a camera shaped like a Piranha plant or a 2D Metroid. 



I think Miyamoto dropped off right around the time the GameCube launched. His last big push was mostly a bunch of cancelled N64 projects. Unlike Koizumi he did not bet on eco systems but rather this 1 big project which he again did with Pikmin on the GameCube by personally directing it. Leaving Aonuma and Koizumi in charge of Zelda and 3D Mario. As well as cancelling every game at Retro Studios except Metroid Prime. Iwata turned to other creators like Masahiro Sakurai for Smash Bros. and Tetsuya Takahashi for Xenoblade. He got removed from the producer role he had for The Wind Waker, Twilight Princess and Super Mario Sunshine rather quickly. Tezuka became te producer for Mario and Aonuma for Zelda after Twilight Princess, leaving the directors seat to Fujibayashi.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-wonder-how-american-eagle-is-doing-after-that-sydney-sweeney-commerical-spoiler-not-good-bob-not-good.1631095/#post-160417270

Y'all know the Sweeney thing was a paid stunt, right?

I read an article about the rise of clipping farms and they found that the clips pro and against Sweeney were coming from the same source.

I'll try and find a link later if I can.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-wonder-how-american-eagle-is-doing-after-that-sydney-sweeney-commerical-spoiler-not-good-bob-not-good.1631095/#post-160418824

I remember when people were trying to convince everyone that the commercial wasnt nazi shit and the "left" was just crazy

Lmao

[Besticus Maximus]

Having read the last few jeff posts in what must have been the wolverine review thread, the sony vs kojipro thread, the lindsay clancey thread, the macklemore thread, Im losing count. Anyway the point is I don't even think he means it you know. The overall pattern is just engagement baiting. But no one engages him because everyone hates his guts. He isn't funny, he isn't a good priest, he isn't a good ally, he isn't a good attack dog, he's just lil poptart.

[Uncle]

I think Miyamoto dropped off right around the time the GameCube launched. His last big push was mostly a bunch of cancelled N64 projects.

no his last big push was a lot of shitty Wii U and 3DS games that no one liked

like mario sticker star where he mandated that the devs couldn't make any fun new characters or worlds, nothing but regular ass toads who couldn't even have interesting appearances or accessories

or like star fox whatever the fuck where you did motion controls/touch aiming controls with the pad and the controls were generally all fucked up because he wanted to emulate the idea of a battle station instead of the intuitive controls we're all used to, and everyone hated it and it sold like shit

[Greatness Gone]

truly i have no idea what sony expected. kojima had this reputation from his time at konami. that's why konami fired him. he's always been something of a starfucker who runs overbudget and generally sees himself as the 'ideas guy' while other people around him are expected to do the work. he's a diva and it's that personality that drives the interest in his games. sony worked with him on a few releases by now. they had to have known. so why go through all that effort of the reveal if they weren't going to stick it out?

no yeah you can tsk tsk his missing deadlines all you want, but it's kinda like signing up to work on a marvel film and asking where the script is when shooting begins. that's how they do things. you had to have known at some point, right?

Okay, I don’t want to defend Kojima miss management but at this point is silly to dismiss him as “diva that thinks he is the ideas guy while others do the work  ” we

We just saw this year a dude that was everything you moaned about, but actually fumbled so hard that he is in denial: 

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gzn34gwvwo

Say what you will about his writing or that the dude ideas are overrated, but dude can manage people enough to make good video games, at least gameplay wise.

Based and kojipilled. I just started Peace Walker on steam deck and it’s comfy af 

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Zeo is right, you shouldn't publish an article like this on a Muslim holiday.

I love how virulently he hates Majors now, you just know it's because he "betrayed" the MCU.

only 1 step away from calling him the n-word

[DavidCroquet]

I think DS2 is the best game Kojima ever made but also believe it’s completely understandable why any company would cut him loose.

I think there’s a decent chance Xbox ends the relationship prematurely too.

[Shecky Fragbaum]

Think I might transition and punch clicky in the goddamned face #fightdacisdom