United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[Besticus Maximus]

I hate the turtle as much as anyone but even I have to admire the brass necked fuckery of turning up and getting that vote right in that condition

[Potato]

Dunno man, watch it again and he initially votes no. They scramble to get him to correct his vote.

[benji]

Interest Rates in the United States should be 1%, or less, because we are the Best Credit in the World — BY FAR. Our Country is BOOMING with new Investment! If we stopped Trading with every country that we have a Deficit with, which is most of them, we would make, at least, 1.5 Trillion Dollars a year. The word “Deficit” is nothing more than a fancy word for LOSS. We are “carrying” almost every country in the World, and that cannot go on any longer. LOWER THE INTEREST RATES FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND FAST! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Not sure campaigning for inflation and more tariffs is a good strategy, Mr. President. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Potato]

It's almost like some people predicted his policies were going cause inflation. But surely no one could have done that...

[benji]

what the fuck

who is going around forcing people to...do whatever unimaginable things

and who is then reporting those people to be charged with it as a crime

Even if you take Patel's interpretation, what is he saying...

"actually it has been my intent from day 1 that we are going to have the most raped FBI in the history of this great nation."

These fucking libs don't want this woman to be able to serve her country just because she was a victim of a sexy dog:

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[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

That was a very risky spoiler to click on, benji.

[who is ted danson?]

[killamajig]

But it's Tim Apple, got to invite him.

[Nintex]

The rose garden is great now that the wet grass is out



Tremendous helicopter pad Mr. President

[TylenolJones]

[Nintex]

It's all happening now Patriots  

An article about the Iranian nuclear program from the 1997 collectors issue of Playboy Magazine, a crumpled Michael Jackson album cover sample, a printed AI picture of Ronald Reagan dressed as a Jedi and finally Melania's last batch of expired quaaludes from the days of her modeling career stashed neatly into the handbag of Nancy Reagan. All spread out on a poster of the 2001 Moscow ballerinas. And finally a McDonalds fries carton filled to the brim with M&M's and a graph of the Dow Jones Industrial Index from 1954 to 1989 with 6 perfectly placed Sharpies along the edges of the red phone connected to a counterpart tucked away in the basement of the Kremlin.

THERE IS NO CRYING IN THE CASINO 

45 DAYS LEFT.

GIVE THEM ANOTHER CHANCE

[Nintex]

Boom fake news banned from the white house

[TylenolJones]

Republicans are going to sweep in the midterms with this economic message.

[benji]

Aren't veggie patties still more expensive than ground beef?

[killamajig]

Aren't veggie patties still more expensive than ground beef?

The Impossible Whopper is a dollar more than a beef one at my local Burger King

[TylenolJones]

Boom fake news banned from the white house

[benji]

[Nintex]

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP



CNN banned
Greenland conquered

[Nintex]

Trump on Hasan Piker

[benji]

[Nintex]

The news is covering the Trump news that the news is not covering Trump.

[Nintex]

Russia has unfortunately lost control of its Diesel Oil Industry due to its War with Ukraine. A large number of their Diesel refineries have been blown up and are, at least temporarily, out of commission. This ridiculous and never ending War with Ukraine must be ended. The whole World suffers as 25,000 people, mostly soldiers, are being killed each month. What a shame! President DJT

If only Russia would fight better smh  

The United States is working on a massive Deal with respect to the purchase of Potash from Belarus. The pricing would be for substantially less than we are currently paying to Canada, very good news for our Farmers and Ranchers. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Who needs Canada when you are friends with Belarus  

The same people that said, “We’ll all be dead in twelve years because of Global Warming,” a name since “reborn” to Climate Change, because the Planet was cooling, not warming, and nobody was dead, are the people that are now saying that AI is going to kill us, that robots are going to attack us, and everything is a DISASTER. This is more of a Hoax than even that of RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA, UKRAINE, UKRAINE, UKRAINE, UKRAINE, and Climate Change! Whoever wins AI, WINS! We are leading now over China, and everyone else, and I’m going to keep it that way! I’m not going to stifle Growth, of something that will be bigger than the Industrial Revolution, or the Internet, itself. We will be careful, and that’s why we have the Department of Justice, and other Law Enforcement bodies, that will rein things in if we have to, but I will only encourage AI or, SI (SUPER INTELLIGENCE)! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Don't worry AI will be reigned in by Kash Patel and a battalion of forced animal rape victims.

[benji]

[Nintex]

[Nintex]

[DavidCroquet]

[Alpacx]

Oh no, Echoes has escaped containment

[Nintex]

He's going to air drop Rubio into cuba

[Ribosome]

Trump White House update:

[benji]