Journal of Other Forum Analysis

[Venice]

Me, clicking on random threads, looking for newly banned people to share with my Bore homies: 

"Hey, this thread about Aaron Eckhart looks interestin- Oh fuck. It's PlanetSmasher..."

https://www.resetera.com/threads/abigail-breslin-refused-to-work-alone-with-aaron-eckhart-on-movie-due-to-%E2%80%98demeaning-unprofessional%E2%80%99-behavior-lawsuit-alleges.781562/#post-114417572



"World of Warcraft: Saga has been announced. Fun. Let's have a quick read-"

https://www.resetera.com/threads/world-of-warcraft-worldsoul-saga-announced-10th-11th-and-12th-expansions.781535/#post-114412529



"Ahh, Doom! One of my favourite games. Something about John Romero. What's this all abou-"

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-two-johns-will-reunite-to-talk-some-doom-on-the-franchises-30th-anniversary-dec-10-8pm-gmt.781499/#post-114402485



"Oh Octopath Traveler 2. One of my favourite games this year! Let's read what people are sayin-"

https://www.resetera.com/threads/please-try-octopath-traveler-2-even-if-you-bounced-off-of-octopath-traveler-1-2-is-a-standalone.781454/page-2#post-114403892



"I really like Alan Wake! What do other people thin-"

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-do-you-think-of-alan-wake.781538/#post-114412793



"PlanetSmasher doesn't have any friends. Surely the loser won't pollute this thread about co-op games too?"

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-is-your-greatest-co-op-achievement.781502/#post-114404300



"Microsoft employees losing Game Pass. A certain unemployed dumbass won't have an opinion about this as well-"

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-verge-microsoft-employees-aren%E2%80%99t-happy-that-they%E2%80%99re-losing-free-xbox-game-pass-ultimate-up-no-longer-losing.781265/#post-114368417



"Is there ANY fucking thread on this forum this asshole hasn't posted in TODAY??"

https://www.resetera.com/threads/now-that-spider-man-2-is-out-which-is-your-favourite-insomniac-spider-man-game.781541/#post-114413606



PlanetSmasher, will you please STOP POSTING IN EVERY THREAD AND GET A FUCKING JOB?? 

How, the fuck, does he manage to post all day, every day, and have a stupid opinion on absolutely every single thing?

Is posting on Era the sole purpose of his life?

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- Otacon the anxious otaku of course falls head over heels for science waifu Naomi who is just like his animes

- Solid Snake takes from his 'fathers' tastes of strong yet tragic women as he clearly feels for Sniper Wolf and believes he can fix her

otacon falls for sniper wolf and then his own sister

snake never expresses interest in wolf, he cares more openly for grey fox than even meryl

You are remembering that part wrong.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

it was his step mother, and he didn’t particularly love her beyond carnal desire because being lonely.

[benji]

"Ahh, Doom! One of my favourite games. Something about John Romero. What's this all abou-"

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-two-johns-will-reunite-to-talk-some-doom-on-the-franchises-30th-anniversary-dec-10-8pm-gmt.781499/#post-114402485

Carmack isn't a ResetERA.com poster, so why would you think he would think that was appropriate for an event for talking about Doom? Have you ever even seen Carmack at an event before?

Also, I've got some bad news about John Romero if you think he's a leftie.

But it's true he's not as much of a tool as Carmack:

[Uncle]

being excited to meet a famous person at a momentous event where probably few were invited makes you a bad person

[benji]

being excited to meet a famous person at a momentous event where probably few were invited makes you a bad person

There's no reason for him to be there other than chudery: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armadillo_Aerospace

[Echelon]

How did zero vagine manage to get banned for 3 weeks/months? Also Alexandros should go pole ride a chainsaw.

[Uncle]

he shit on the bus one too many times

[benji]

How did zero vagine manage to get banned for 3 weeks/months? Also Alexandros should go pole ride a chainsaw.

Rather than just regular members he was hostile to an employed games journalist who posts on the forum.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

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- Otacon the anxious otaku of course falls head over heels for science waifu Naomi who is just like his animes

- Solid Snake takes from his 'fathers' tastes of strong yet tragic women as he clearly feels for Sniper Wolf and believes he can fix her

otacon falls for sniper wolf and then his own sister

snake never expresses interest in wolf, he cares more openly for grey fox than even meryl

You are remembering that part wrong.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

it was his step mother, and he didn’t particularly love her beyond carnal desire because being lonely.

Fucking anime.

[Echelon]

How did zero vagine manage to get banned for 3 weeks/months? Also Alexandros should go pole ride a chainsaw.

Rather than just regular members he was hostile to an employed games journalist who posts on the forum.

Mon dieu.

[Potato]

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otacon falls for sniper wolf and then his own sister

snake never expresses interest in wolf, he cares more openly for grey fox than even meryl

You are remembering that part wrong.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

it was his step mother, and he didn’t particularly love her beyond carnal desire because being lonely.

Fucking anime.

Fucking Kojima fans.
 

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"Ahh, Doom! One of my favourite games. Something about John Romero. What's this all abou-"

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-two-johns-will-reunite-to-talk-some-doom-on-the-franchises-30th-anniversary-dec-10-8pm-gmt.781499/#post-114402485

Carmack isn't a ResetERA.com poster, so why would you think he would think that was appropriate for an event for talking about Doom? Have you ever even seen Carmack at an event before?

Also, I've got some bad news about John Romero if you think he's a leftie.

But it's true he's not as much of a tool as Carmack:

Where do you find these assholes?

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You are remembering that part wrong.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

it was his step mother, and he didn’t particularly love her beyond carnal desire because being lonely.

Fucking anime.

Fucking Kojima fans.
 

 

Eh… there is a lot of anime moments to bitch about in Metal Gear but that is not one them given it pretty much ruins Otacon family life (his father attempts suicide while attempting kill Otacon’s sister, he gets traumatized because I think he wasn’t an adult). Is portrayed as dramatic. 

Like, try to know what are you guys are bitching about.

[Jordi L'Engorge]

OP banned for derailment in a sensitive thread in which their only post is the OP.

[Taco Bell Tower]

I kinda feel bad for the Ree users who were mocking ZeoVagina in Marvel threads now because not only is he writing their names on his revenge list to get back in 3 months but going to hound them down on Twitter and Reddit.

You feel bad for chuds who infiltrate ResetERA.com in order to harm the MCU?

plz dun ban me 

[Potato]

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Fucking anime.

Fucking Kojima fans.
 

 

Eh… there is a lot of anime moments to bitch about in Metal Gear but that is not one them given it pretty much ruins Otacon family life (his father attempts suicide while attempting kill Otacon’s daughter, he gets traumatized because I think he wasn’t an adult). Is portrayed as dramatic. 

Like, try to know what are you guys are bitching about.

Just read back your description and then read it again. If you do anything other than laugh at Kojima and his dumb arse shit you're retarded.

[Potato]

OP banned for derailment in a sensitive thread in which their only post is the OP.

Thread?

[Besticus Maximus]

I kinda feel bad for the Ree users who were mocking ZeoVagina in Marvel threads now because not only is he writing their names on his revenge list to get back in 3 months but going to hound them down on Twitter and Reddit.

You feel bad for chuds who infiltrate ResetERA.com in order to harm the MCU?

plz dun ban me 

GUARDS! find out how much HRT this one is taking and whether or not they played hogwarts

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Fucking Kojima fans.
 

 

Eh… there is a lot of anime moments to bitch about in Metal Gear but that is not one them given it pretty much ruins Otacon family life (his father attempts suicide while attempting kill Otacon’s daughter, he gets traumatized because I think he wasn’t an adult). Is portrayed as dramatic. 

Like, try to know what are you guys are bitching about.

Just read back your description and then read it again. If you do anything other than laugh at Kojima and his dumb arse shit you're retarded.

Dude, pls, take the L. You at least could salvage it by saying “it is stupid melodrama”

[benji]

plz dun ban me 

                      modwhining? dismissing concerns? antagonizing other members?

[benji]

Joanne chose violence today, the second guy deleted all his tweets she replied to:

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[benji]

Also I choose to believe this:

[AldusMoneyPenny]

They banned the creator of the Trolley Problem for "inflammatory comparison regarding public transportation"

[Potato]

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Eh… there is a lot of anime moments to bitch about in Metal Gear but that is not one them given it pretty much ruins Otacon family life (his father attempts suicide while attempting kill Otacon’s daughter, he gets traumatized because I think he wasn’t an adult). Is portrayed as dramatic. 

Like, try to know what are you guys are bitching about.

Just read back your description and then read it again. If you do anything other than laugh at Kojima and his dumb arse shit you're retarded.

Dude, pls, take the L. You at least could salvage it by saying “it is stupid melodrama”

Lol, Kojima is a hack and people who swallow his turd writing are fucking idiots.

[benji]

Probably should Kulturkampf but:

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[benji]

rest in pieces sophia

[Boredfrom]

I don’t care if you hate the dude, Potato. But mocking without actually knowing what you are shitting on is what piss me off. My description kind of sucked but it was obvious you went with the low hanging fruit “lol anime because incest HUR HUR”. 

You could criticize the melodrama or the over top acting of those scenes but you prefer go the lazy “fuck anybody that contradict me”.

Yes, fuck Kojima, don’t care, but don’t go full RE mocking something in the laziest self serving way.

[Potato]

Kojima is a shit writer. The stories in his games are arse. No matter how many people try to explain how they're ackshewally genius. How is this even a point of contention that gets you riled up?

If you're into that stuff, all power to you brother. However, I will be judging you. Feel free to judge my terrible sci fi and fantasy tastes. I don't care.

[benji]

I'll actually have to think about this one in regard to all the "representation" talk from places like ResetERA.com. There's something here regarding the idolization. See: Nepenthe and Lucio.

[Potato]

I'll actually have to think about this one in regard to all the "representation" talk from places like ResetERA.com. There's something here regarding the idolization. See: Nepenthe and Lucio.

Rather than the word "idolise", I think the word he's looking for is "imitate".