Yall Ready? Cyber Truck

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://twitter.com/cybertruck/status/1729223404887130219

Let's fucking go.

[benji]

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[TylenolJones]

6 months in and this truck keeps breaking new barriers.

[who is ted danson?]

it would look better on tank treads

[Rendle]

If you cut your hand on your samurai sword it doesn't mean the sword is defective it just means you are not a samurai.

[TylenolJones]

[who is ted danson?]

I think Nintendo should make a cybertruck competitor. Reasons:

• Know how to design cars and do driving mechanics
  
• Can add smart technology to take out the competitio (blue shell)
  
• In car entertainment (dockable switch 2)
  
• Devoted fanbase that will buy the vehicle day 1
  
• Will retain high resale value due to Nintendo's refusal to put items on sale
  

[Besticus Maximus]

I think Nintendo should make a cybertruck competitor. Reasons:

• Know how to design cars and do driving mechanics
  
• Can add smart technology to take out the competitio (blue shell)
  
• In car entertainment (dockable switch 2)
  
• Devoted fanbase that will buy the vehicle day 1
  
• Will retain high resale value due to Nintendo's refusal to put items on sale
  

They also have a strong history of better batteries compared to their competitors. Nintendo style low graphics high endurance performance is exactly what the car industry needs rn.

[TylenolJones]

Whoops. 

on the other hand

[DavidCroquet]

I'm glad this thread got bumped. The laughs-per-post ratio is higher than the median Bire thread, and I mean that as a compliment.

Here's my contribution to the fun:

I genuinely think cybertrucks look really cool. 

[TylenolJones]

I think Nintendo should make a cybertruck competitor. Reasons:

• Know how to design cars and do driving mechanics
  
• Can add smart technology to take out the competitio (blue shell)
  
• In car entertainment (dockable switch 2)
  
• Devoted fanbase that will buy the vehicle day 1
  
• Will retain high resale value due to Nintendo's refusal to put items on sale
  

You will get SonyPony car and you will be happy about it!

[benji]

on the other hand

I've always closed all my car doors with my hip when my hands are full? I've also on a few occasions done this to them?  

The fuck does this dude think regular car doors are made out of other than steel?

[benji]

[Potato]

That Sony car is about as bland as expected.

[who is ted danson?]

I think Nintendo should make a cybertruck competitor. Reasons:

• Know how to design cars and do driving mechanics
  
• Can add smart technology to take out the competitio (blue shell)
  
• In car entertainment (dockable switch 2)
  
• Devoted fanbase that will buy the vehicle day 1
  
• Will retain high resale value due to Nintendo's refusal to put items on sale
  

You will get SonyPony car and you will be happy about it!

Come on Miyamoto, you know what to do