OFFICIAL BIRE HOLIDAY SEASON THREAD

[benji]

[Potato]

[Nintex]

[Polident]

Despite festivities starting on November 1st, it took until today to hear Last Christmas. Fittingly, as I was at a urinal in a public restroom.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

[benji]

[Nintex]

The good people of California should invite Xi to their christmas party then Gavin will surely clean things up 

Anyway its a shame the great holiday spirit is already being undermined by all these tribal squabbles. 
I was really looking forward to a FESTIVE holiday season.

[benji]

[benji]

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[Nintex]

[Nintex]

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

So, has everyone been visited by the non-binary, non-denominational holiday intruder?

[Uncle]

I love giving stupid presents to my family, like just the absolute dumbest shit knickknacks that are of marginal utility but also mildly thoughtful

like this

https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/toovud/thanks_i_hate_golden_eggs/

[benji]

[benji]

[Nintex]

I watched Die Hard on 2nd Christmas day.
That movie is still a classic but it also doesn't make any sense which is probably why its so good 

"What are you talking about Sgt. Powell, for all we know it could be the same prankster that shot up your car"

"But what about the dead body that fell out of the window sir?"

"Probably some depressed stock broker that got wiped out. Who says these things are even related?"

Scenes like the gung ho FBI guys in the chopper are just the icing on the delicious cake.

[Potato]

Merry New Year you filthy animals

[Nintex]

Happy New Year

Me made it brehs

[chronovore]

HNY, mother-lovers. Happy to be associated with you. 

Well, most of you.

"Many" of you?

[Potato]

Just want to rub it in that I'm not going back to work until 22 January.

That will also be a 4-day week because of a public holiday on the Friday.