Kulturkampf

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Meanwhile in Islam:

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Never tell your enemy your weakness. 

[HaughtyFrank]

Meanwhile in Islam:
https://twitter.com/soomaaliweeye/status/1784578497513508883

[HaughtyFrank]

Just the weirdest human interactions. I'd be more comfortable if they punched each other

[Potato]

Just the weirdest human interactions. I'd be more comfortable if they punched each other

A better play would have been to ask back, "What is a Zionist?"

We all could have watched them struggle to describe it without being a complete anti-Semite.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

[Nintex]

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The insurrectionists are out of control Joe

[Eric Cartman]

SOME OF THOSE WHO TRASH STATUES
ARE THE SAME WHO WANNA KILL JEWS
HUH
KILLING IN THE NAME OF

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Hopefully they wear their jail stays and charges on their record like a badge of honor.

None of that pussy shit of begging for amnesty. Be a real protestor and be proud about it.

[HaughtyFrank]

[RetiredSkunk]

That guy looks like he's really in to microbrews.

[Nintex]

Stuart Heritage

He's AI generated right?

[killamajig]

About Stuart Heritage
Stuart Heritage has written for the Guardian since 2009, and has also written for Vanity Fair, Esquire, The Times, Men's Health, Elle, Cosmopolitan, Red, Marie Clare and the NME. Earlier in his career he founded a website that was named as both Metro's Best British Blog and one of the Observer top 50 most powerful blogs in the world.



He is also the author of several books, including Jonathan the Magic Pony, Don't Say Elephant! and the O.D.D Squad series (which are for kids) and Bedtime Stories for Worried Liberals and Don't be a Dick, Pete (which are definitely no for any kids whatsoever). He has also written for television and, as you can see, is bald now, so that's fun.

[killamajig]

Bedtime Stories for Worried Liberals

Anxious? Angry? Waking up in the middle of the night to worry about plastic pollution, Brexit and why everything seems to be so horrible all the time? Thumb sore from scrolling through the Guardian news app, even though it makes you want to cry?

Us too.

But help is here, in the shape of Stuart Heritage's hilarious Bedtime Stories for Worried Liberals. Put down your phone, log off Twitter, and let yourself be lulled to sleep by stories from a world where Brexit disappears in a puff of smoke, Waitrose is free, and Fairy Godmothers look a lot like Barack Obama.

Including: The Three Liberal Pigs; Jack and the Sustainably Produced Meat Substitute Stalk; and The Night Before Brexmas; The Very Trendy Caterpillar; Trumplestiltskin; Camerella.

[Besticus Maximus]

Stuart heritage looks like a complete cunt

[Eric Cartman]

he looks like mitchell AND webb, simultaneously

[Potato]

That guy looks like he's really in to microbrews.

And child porn

[HaughtyFrank]

[Uncle]

5000% yes, go there, students

do a flip

[Eric Cartman]

International School for International Students has scholarships available at their HQs in Iraq and Syria!

[Nintex]

They now demand humanitarian aid for the refugee camps in Gaza Columbia University.

[killamajig]

If  they insta their experience.......I would legit pay for their plane ticket. Happily.

[Potato]

They now demand humanitarian aid for the refugee camps in Gaza Columbia University.

Haha, ok looks like Columbia University reads theboredotcum.

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Just seal the buildings up and starve them out. 
Only open the buildings when the smell of the corpses starts disturbing the neighbours.

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It's what the communists would do...

[Polident]

These dummies are so annoying they have people chanting USA USA as the flag is raised.

Who were apathetic had a vision of this pinko hippie alternative society and fell back into Americana jingoism  

[Nintex]

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Frat boys 

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NOT FUNNY

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