United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

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[Nintex]

[who is ted danson?]

just another sunday afternoon in florida 

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[TylenolJones]

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[Rendle]

I'm sitting, waiting, and wishing for the Ukrainian war to come to an end

[Sman]

This second assassination attempt on Trump is a scandal and this country needs to ask itself some serious questions. How is it that in a country where the second amendment is sacred and where there are more guns than people, none of the would-be assassins is a good shot? 

[Nintex]

I wonder what Trump will do after this. Getting shot in a random town is one thing but getting shot on your own golf course is something else entirely.

[Polident]

This second assassination attempt on Trump is a scandal and this country needs to ask itself some serious questions. How is it that in a country where the second amendment is sacred and where there are more guns than people, none of the would-be assassins is a good shot? 

The shooters were liberals.

Say what you will, but Lee Harvey was a commie. Don’t know about the other fella.

[Nintex]

I would like to thank everyone for your concern and well wishes - It was certainly an interesting day! Most importantly, I want to thank the U.S. Secret Service, Sheriff Ric Bradshaw and his Office of brave and dedicated Patriots, and, all of Law Enforcement, for the incredible job done today at Trump International in keeping me, as the 45th President of the United States, and the Republican Nominee in the upcoming Presidential Election, SAFE. THE JOB DONE WAS ABSOLUTELY OUTSTANDING. I AM VERY PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!

The Rhetoric, Lies, as exemplified by the false statements made by Comrade Kamala Harris during the rigged and highly partisan ABC Debate, and all of the ridiculous lawsuits specifically designed to inflict damage on Joe’s, then Kamala’s, Political Opponent, ME, has taken politics in our Country to a whole new level of Hatred, Abuse, and Distrust. Because of this Communist Left Rhetoric, the bullets are flying, and it will only get worse! Allowing millions of people, from places unknown, to INVADE and take over our Country, is an unpardonable sin. OUR BORDERS MUST BE CLOSED, AND THE TERRORISTS, CRIMINALS, AND MENTALLY INSANE, IMMEDIATELY REMOVED FROM AMERICAN CITIES AND TOWNS, DEPORTED BACK TO THEIR COUNTIES OF ORIGIN. WE WANT PEOPLE TO COME INTO OUR COUNTRY, BUT THEY MUST LOVE OUR NATION, AND COME IN LEGALLY AND THROUGH A SYSTEM OF MERIT. THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT US AS FOOLS, THEY ARE STEALING OUR JOBS AND OUR WEALTH. WE CANNOT LET THEM LAUGH ANY LONGER. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

You come for the king, you better not miss. Twice.

[TylenolJones]

This second assassination attempt on Trump is a scandal and this country needs to ask itself some serious questions. How is it that in a country where the second amendment is sacred and where there are more guns than people, none of the would-be assassins is a good shot? 

Last guy got Trump’s ear. This guy failed a stealth check.

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[Nintex]

[who is ted danson?]

all the MKUltra sleepers being activated at the same time

the cia must really want PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY

[Nintex]

They really jumped the shark with this clown and his history with Ukraine though. 

Ukraine now denies ever working with him despite him showing up in various recruitment videos.

[TylenolJones]

I’m looking forward to playing this mission in GTA6.

[PhoenixDark]

Wow another former Trump supporter huh. 

Anyway, the free fall in the polls continues for Trump and the Springfield shit continues to backfire.

[Nintex]

Guy was anything but a Trump supporter. Actively recruited volunteers for the Ukraine war and did multiple interviews with news outlets.

[PhoenixDark]

Guy was anything but a Trump supporter. Actively recruited volunteers for the Ukraine war and did multiple interviews with news outlets.

Voted for Trump in 2016, became a Haley/Vivek supporter afterwards. 

[Snoopy]

Dumping bears in parks, brain worms, whale heads. WTF is going on with this guy

The somewhat unpleasant recounting by Kick Kennedy – granddaughter of Robert F Kennedy, the assassinated former US attorney general and Kennedy Jr’s father – remains the only documented account of the whale incident.

Describing her father’s fascination with animal skulls and skeletons as “eccentric environmentalism”, she tells how the whale washed up on a beach near Hyannis Port and he sped to the scene.

“[He] ran down to the beach with a chainsaw, cut off the whale’s head and then bungee-corded it to the roof of the family minivan for the five-hour haul back to Mount Kisco, New York,” she said.

“Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest thing on the planet. We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out, and people on the highway were giving us the finger, but that was just normal day to day stuff for us.”

Kennedy in August faced a separate backlash after an unrelated animal admission. In that case, he acknowledged on a video that he was behind the dumping of a dead bear cub in New York City’s Central Park over a decade ago.

Recalling the episode, Kennedy said that he picked up the carcass and put it in his van with plans to skin it and eat it later. However, he ran out of time to take the bear home and instead decided to stage a scene to make it look like a cyclist had hit the animal.

“We thought it would be amusing for whoever found it,” Kennedy said.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/sep/15/rfk-jr-whale-beheading-federal-investigation

[Nintex]

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literally nothing stops this guy

[Nintex]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/GrageDustin/status/1836178999178866766?t=IJigHE057sXXnurHltE9SA&s=19[/tweet]

Plot twist, they talked about this in march

[benji]

He tagged the college athletics conference not the federal agency.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Weird, racists were racist back in march too.

[killamajig]

Speaking of cat fights, I was looking into the claim of Haitians eating cats and other pets in Springfield Ohio.

I couldn't find any reports other than that guy at the town hall meeting that seemed to start it. But 2 weeks previous there was a recorded complaint of Haitians killing geese in a park. Four men with four geese.
https://rumble.com/v5eglea-exclusive-police-audio-confirm-haitian-goose-hunting-in-ohio-they-all-had-g.html
Call was placed on Aug. 26
Location of call if you are autistic like me   https://maps.app.goo.gl/V3QcCzcC4KwT39it6
39.928271, -83.801680
327 Water St, Springfield, OH 45503

 It would be a week or two before geese hunting season. So other laws aside technically illegal.

Maybe they made it up, but there is one recorded call

[DavidCroquet]

I dunno politics and I'm far from a republican, but I feel like "pretty white girls RAPED by mongrel immigrants" just worked a lot better than 🎶"they're eating the dogs! they're eating the cats! they're eating the pets!" 🎶

Why not shift gears back to the classics?

[Nintex]

Melania asking the important questions

[Nintex]

I dunno politics and I'm far from a republican, but I feel like "pretty white girls RAPED by mongrel immigrants" just worked a lot better than 🎶"they're eating the dogs! they're eating the cats! they're eating the pets!" 🎶

Why not shift gears back to the classics?