Things Overheard During Thanksgiving thread

[PhoenixDark]

“Gladiator 2 was ok but there was no sex. You know the Romans were famous for orgies”

“She (Kamala) ran for 110 days. He ran for nine years and she almost caught his ass”

“How old is Sabrina Carpenter? She looks 30 to me”

 “White people used to make the best cookies and cakes but this Crumbl stuff is atrocious, what happened?”

“How do I apply for Joe Rogan to interview me? I want to talk about how mac and cheese keeps getting worse in America”

These are all quotes from black and Hispanic people (mainly old ones lol). I need white Thanksgiving quotes fellas.

[booomer]

Dinner in a small group of White and Hispanic families, no family as I only have two sisters left and they are 6 hours away.  Most are Cowboy/Longhorn fans, I am a Sooner/Steeler fan.

Can we get rid of Dak Prescott. 
Can we get rid of Mike McCarthy.
When will Jerry Jones die?
Fuck, at least we are not the Giants.
Texas will beat A&M. Fake military retards.
Pass the dark meat, said everyone.
Who put pineapples in the sweet potatoes?
Pumpkin pie or Pecan Pie?
 
Not a single thing said political, we all voted for Trump. Mostly football and food, as it should be here in Texas.

[Polident]

“How do I apply for Joe Rogan to interview me? I want to talk about how mac and cheese keeps getting worse in America”

These are all quotes from black and Hispanic people (mainly old ones lol). I need white Thanksgiving quotes fellas.

I recently tracked down imported boxed mac and cheese for a taste of home. Noticed the instructions now call for skim or alternative milks and no butter in the powder stirring stage.