The thread where everyone in it hates streamers sponsored by DavidCroquet

[Uncle]

bitch you don't have to ask permission  

streamers are terrible

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

Fuck all streamers*. I hope all of those parasites are deplatformed.

*

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Except bire approved Vtubers

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

AND I'LL REPEAT IT AGAIN!

Ban all streamers. Parasites. All of them. 
Like the intellectual they have no place in my communist utopia.

[Besticus Maximus]

I'd like to subscribe to this newsletter, I too hate streamers 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Check out my stream and don't forget to subscribe and like

[Ethan]

I've never watched Frogan except for the clip above, but let me guess, she sells wearing the full body muslim attire as a gesture of women emancipation, right?

[DavidCroquet]

I hate these people.

"Distress thank you so much"

[Tycoon Padre]

I don't know shit about Asmongold and I'm probably late to the party here, but according to Resetera he lives like this? For real?






And apparently the other dude in this video touring his shitsty is somehow banging this chick:

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I don't give a fuck about the face filters, goddamn man, props. 

[Ethan]

Asmon's filthy dump > Hasan's Hollywood Hills mansion

A true man of the proletariat.
 

[killamajig]

And apparently the other dude in this video touring his shitsty is somehow banging this chick:

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I don't give a fuck about the face filters, goddamn man, props. 

Dang, one of those real life big titty anime chicks. She's a Bire "Top Pager" 

That man is living the dream.

[DavidCroquet]

This thread has taken a dangerous turn into streamer admiration. Can we get a mod post in here to stop the derail?

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[Uncle]

I was gonna say the same thing, um can we get some nice vitriol going?

[Switters]

Asmongold is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen. 

I've never watched a stream. Who do you recommend hating?

[Uncle]

Asmongold is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen. 

I've never watched a stream. Who do you recommend hating?

[DavidCroquet]

Asmongold is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen. 

I've never watched a stream. Who do you recommend hating?

start here: https://www.twitch.tv/

[Switters]

I don't have time for that.

[Uncle]

I don't have time for that.

exactly! and now you hate them for wasting so much time on trivial shit

[HaughtyFrank]

The whole stream world is kind of hilarious as it's just one big highschool with different cliques who despise each other

Streaming videogames? What's that?

[DavidCroquet]

For those looking for specific recs, I used to enjoy hating ChuggaConroy years back.

For most of those years, I honestly knew nothing about the guy, other than his name and that my little brother watched him. I'm still not even sure what he looks like.

I felt vindicated when I learned second-hand via Era that he apparently built an empire on criticizing Mario Sticker Star? Somehow? Also he later got embroiled in some trans drama nonsense, but you can assume that last bit for basically every streamer at this point.

[saltygeneraltso]

Streamer thoughts: 

Asmongold has most transparently learned how to use cultish speech patterns/strategies dood. You know it. I know it. Eeeverybody knows it. It is what it is. There it is dood. Leveraging his popularity with the already beaten down, slavishly committed WoW/MMO community to create a huge volume of low effort react content was genius.

Hasan is the same but I can’t watch his shit long enough to document. Lefty cults are well documented on this site so nobody cares anyway.

Jeff Gerstmann would have been an Asmongold style streamer if he was born later. He has some of the same food and hoarder autism.

Def Jam Fight for NY but Streamers????

[Eric Cartman]

I don't know shit about Asmongold and I'm probably late to the party here, but according to Resetera he lives like this? For real?

[DavidCroquet]

Streamer thoughts: 

Asmongold has most transparently learned how to use cultish speech patterns/strategies dood. You know it. I know it. Eeeverybody knows it. It is what it is. There it is dood. Leveraging his popularity with the already beaten down, slavishly committed WoW/MMO community to create a huge volume of low effort react content was genius.

Hasan is the same but I can’t watch his shit long enough to document. Lefty cults are well documented on this site so nobody cares anyway.

Jeff Gerstmann would have been an Asmongold style streamer if he was born later. He has some of the same food and hoarder autism.

Def Jam Fight for NY but Streamers????

If it's as good as Def Jam was and has that weird PS2 era bendy/clay-y art style, I'd play it!

[Eric Cartman]

the most hilarious thing about every news item about a 'big streamers' downfall continues to be that darksyde phil is still fucking going

[Potato]

Don't bother posting videos in this thread. No one is going to watch that shit. Just post why I should hate these people, aside from the obvious.

Edit: Also, that fucking house is disgusting. Not surprised at all that such a fucking retard would live like a fucking retard. If you watch that cunt, you're also a retard.

[Nintex]

Asmon has started to clean up his home.

[benji]

Why does he keep the cups?

[Potato]

Asmon has started to clean up his home.

Still a retard

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Why does he keep the cups?

Has it been that long benji?


You gotta return the spent fuel somewhere.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

the most hilarious thing about every news item about a 'big streamers' downfall continues to be that darksyde phil is still fucking going

DSP can't be stopped.   He'll outlive the whole Twitch platform.

[Rendle]

I don't hate streamers I just think there should be more checks and balances in place to prevent hate speech and extremist rhetoric especially on a website aimed at children and adolescents. And I hate streamers too.