United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[Alpacx]

I never understood the 38 virgins thing

it doesn't say anything about how they look or how old they are, right? what if they're disgusting and that's why they're still virgins

also this is for all eternity? you only get 38? but after the first time you do them they're not virgins anymore, after a week you're just like

I thought it was 72?