NBA Thread

[benji]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1u7m68e/why_doesnt_wemby_simply_grow_a_3foot_flattop_to/

Why doesn't Wemby simply grow a 3-foot flattop to help block shots without the risk of fouling?
When standing flat on his feet, Wemby is about 32 inches from the rim. We've all seen the advantage that he has over average-sized players, but what if he could block a shot without even raising his hands? I think in this offseason Wemby should focus on growing his hair as high as he can.

https://i.imgur.com/OJD1Och.png

Think about it. In a defensive stance with an additional 3 feet of hair he can effectively cover the basket and both sides of his body at the same time. Foul trouble? No problem. He could simply put his hands at his side and jump straight up in the air. Need to kill time on the clock? Simply set it on the top like a bird in a nest.

I honestly can't think of a downside to this but I'm open to feedback.