Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Lonewulfeus]

the lord of the cum

It began with the spooging of the Great Cums.

Three cums were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.

Seven cums to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.

And nine, nine cums were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire cum.

For within these cums was bound the strength and the will to govern each race.

But they were all of them deceived, for another cum was made.

Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Balls of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron churned a master cum, and into this cum he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.

One cum to rule them all.

Cummûl the Easterling 

[Polident]

You degenerates are the reason Sean Astin can’t get The Goonies sequel made.

[Uncle]

oh god he's also gooning

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Regardless, if we fight that tyrant, will you- personally you- and the rest of Canada, commit the rest of your lives to African liberation. Yes or no?

What does this even mean?

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

GET 

OCTO’d

Sir, this is a family forum.

[BIONIC]

NepNep getting me to download Pokemon Champions.

I haven't played a Pokemon game since I was 12

Wow a whole year without playing Pokémon. Crazy.

[Potato]

Regardless, if we fight that tyrant, will you- personally you- and the rest of Canada, commit the rest of your lives to African liberation. Yes or no?

What does this even mean?

It means we gotta go to war with China to stop them colonising Africa.

[benji]

The population is mostly oblivious to how much fucked up the capitalis system is. Work is not the way. Money generates money and that's all.

Guess the thread:

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

 https://www.resetera.com/threads/sean-astin-was-only-paid-250k-for-all-three-lord-of-the-rings-movies-no-residuals.1589455/page-2

Nobody but the nerds were excited about Lord of the Rings films until they hit pre-release hype. 

Why would anyone have offered huge money to actors for movies that were expected to be anything from a mild success to a wild failure?

If Austin expected them to be a huge success, he should have taken a reduced pay packet and a cut of the profits. He obviously didn't think it was going to work so went with an upfront payment. It's only "unfair" if you consider it in light of the ridiculous success.

He was a child actor who was acting in straight-to-video tier movies at the time. He didn't have the fucking clout to ask for residuals on top of that salary. They would have just hired somebody else.

The mere fact that he got $250k for three movies shows the status of his career at the time. I looked up the bigger name of the hobbits and he only got $1 million and says they signed for all three movies upfront:

Wood said he agreed with what Blanchett had said but added context around why the pay was low despite the movies doing so well.

“Because we weren’t making one movie and then renegotiating a contract for the next, it wasn’t the sort of lucrative scenario that you could sort of rest easy for the rest of your life,” Wood, who played one of the trilogy’s leads – the hobbit Frodo – told Business Insider at the 2025 Texas Film Awards.

...

Wood explained that production company New Line Cinema had taken “a real gamble” on the massive ensemble cast for the trilogy which included the likes of Ian McKellen, Liv Tyler, Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom, John Rhys-Davies, Christopher Lee, Sean Astin, Andy Serkis, and Sean Bean.

Describing the trade-off as “understandable”, Wood said the studio cushioned the risk by the cast’s “not massive salaries”.

Since the cast members were shooting the films back-to-back, it left them no opportunity to renegotiate their contracts if the films did well.

“The benefit of that was that we were also signing up for something that was going to be a part of our lives forever,” he said.

Asked about rumours that he was paid $250,000 (£190,000) for The Fellowship of the Ring, Wood disputed the figure, but didn’t share more.

“It doesn't matter,” he said.

However, other cast members have spoken about their salaries previously. In 2019, Orlando Bloom, who was cast as the elf Legolas when he was 22, said on The Howard Stern Show that he received $175,000 (£133,000) for all three films.

“Nothing, nothing, nothing. I got nothing. $175 grand for three movies… No listen, greatest gift of my life, are you kidding me? Would do it again for half the money,” he said.

...

On Blanchett’s comment, Wood said it was “hilarious” and was made in jest.

“Statements like that are not made with any kind of ire. It’s such an honour to have been a part of those films and they represent some of the best experiences of my life.”

That same story says Astin has been talking about this since at least 2017. But nearly a decade later it's news and outrage to ResetERA.com. A sign of how things are just getting worse and it's time to start slitting the throats of people who don't respect us by just giving us whatever we ask for.

I doubt you mean it that way but it's not something you can cure, it's a way of being.

I'd love to see us come up with empathy and accommodations instead but capitalism demands compliant workers, so all of us ADHD/ASD/AuADHD people are just aberrations that need to be eliminated in their eyes.

Literally the opposite. Socialism demands compliant workers (OR IT'S TREASON) and would eliminate "malingerers" who don't do their part. Capitalism allows you to live off idle capital. You know, the whole reason you're supposed to hate it and want it eliminated for a system based purely around rewarding only physical manual labor. If they wouldn't ban me on sight and delete the post this would be like the one thing I'd ever consider directly calling out half that forum over.

[BIONIC]

It seems to be taking longer than I expected for my perma ban request to be granted (been well over 24 hours now), and since I still seem to be around... I thought I'd take this final opportunity to give some more shoutouts to users that made this forum more pleasant and played a part in keeping me returning. I know I'm definitely going to be forgetting some peeps once again, and some members that come to mind have since deleted/banned their accounts as well.

Kyuuji has always been a voice of reason, and has created some very helpful and insightful threads here.
Jubilant Duck Many of your posts have given me a "sensible chuckle" over the years.
TheGummyBear Another voice of reason, and plenty of "thank god I wasn't drinking anything when I read that" laughs. I feel like I'm slightly cheating here though as I've mostly seen you on the etcera side.
QuadOpto For being a very encouraging and uplifting person.
andshrew You've provided some vital information for various things throughout the years (mostly Playstation related), and I'm grateful to you for it.
ventuno We share a lot of similar interests and opinions in games, so I'm definitely biased, but on top of being another voice of reason, I feel like you've brought a lot of positivity to this forum.

Bumping old threads because the mods haven't backed down



High Femme can't save you faggot


https://www.resetera.com/threads/say-something-nice-about-another-member-on-gaming-side-2026-edition.1407487/page-2#post-158493520

PallasKitten
Requested a temporary ban Banned
She/They

Of fucking course

[benji]

 

New Hasbara just dropped.

Edit: full screenshot

Guys, maybe we should listen to what she has to say

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

the lord of the cum

It began with the spooging🍆 of the Great Cummies! 💦.

Three cummies💦 were given to the 💕daddy😍Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all daddys!

Seven cummies💦 to the daddy Dwarf-Lords🍆👑, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls!

And nine yummy 😊cummies😊 were gifted to the race of 👑Men💗, who above all else desire 😍🍆daddy 💦cummies💦!

For within these cummies💜 was bound the strength and the will of 😍daddy💘 to govern each race! 😫💦Govern me harder daddy!💕💘

But they were all of them deceived, for another 💘daddy👑 made even harder cummies!😫💦💕.

Deep in the land of 🍆Mordor🍆, in the 😊Balls of Mount Doom😊, the Dark Daddy 👿Sauron💜 churned a 👑💦master daddy🍆💘, and into his cummies💦 he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to 😫dominate😫 all life!

One 🍆💦💕yummy cummie💕💦🍆 to rule them all!😫💘

I made it worse.

Hope this helps! 

[Taco Bell Tower]

A burka Reddit post
https://www.reddit.com/r/videogames/s/qt4NMLQBXv

In MGS: Phantom Pain, Quiet wears almost no clothing because she can only breathe through her skin, not because the developers are horn dogs

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

the lord of the cum

It began with the spooging🍆 of the Great Cummies! 💦.

Three cummies💦 were given to the 💕daddy😍Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all daddys!

Seven cummies💦 to the daddy Dwarf-Lords🍆👑, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls!

And nine yummy 😊cummies😊 were gifted to the race of 👑Men💗, who above all else desire 😍🍆daddy 💦cummies💦!

For within these cummies💜 was bound the strength and the will of 😍daddy💘 to govern each race! 😫💦Govern me harder daddy!💕💘

But they were all of them deceived, for another 💘daddy👑 made even harder cummies!😫💦💕.

Deep in the land of 🍆Mordor🍆, in the 😊Balls of Mount Doom😊, the Dark Daddy 👿Sauron💜 churned a 👑💦master daddy🍆💘, and into his cummies💦 he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to 😫dominate😫 all life!

One 🍆💦💕yummy cummie💕💦🍆 to rule them all!😫💘

I made it worse.

Hope this helps! 

holy based

[benji]

the lord of the cum

It began with the spooging🍆 of the Great Cummies! 💦.

Three cummies💦 were given to the 💕daddy😍Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all daddys!

Seven cummies💦 to the daddy Dwarf-Lords🍆👑, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls!

And nine yummy 😊cummies😊 were gifted to the race of 👑Men💗, who above all else desire 😍🍆daddy 💦cummies💦!

For within these cummies💜 was bound the strength and the will of 😍daddy💘 to govern each race! 😫💦Govern me harder daddy!💕💘

But they were all of them deceived, for another 💘daddy👑 made even harder cummies!😫💦💕.

Deep in the land of 🍆Mordor🍆, in the 😊Balls of Mount Doom😊, the Dark Daddy 👿Sauron💜 churned a 👑💦master daddy🍆💘, and into his cummies💦 he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to 😫dominate😫 all life!

One 🍆💦💕yummy cummie💕💦🍆 to rule them all!😫💘

I made it worse.

Hope this helps! 

Doing God's work. 🙏

[Uncle]

Regardless, if we fight that tyrant, will you- personally you- and the rest of Canada, commit the rest of your lives to African liberation. Yes or no?

What does this even mean?

[jooseloose]

You know, if every one of those community thread HRT folk just donated a fiver instead of rage posting about 30 year old spoilers, they could buy the palestinians a nuclear program

RedbullCola

This is the thread that convinced me I need to play Ocarina of Time.

Who even are these fucking people man, game aint the same no mo 

That's the same dude has done phenomenal work pissing off Marathon fanboys on Era over the past four months Tracking and predicting the CCU with pretty impressive accuracy over the first two seasons as it gets lower and lower while the fanboys stick their fingers in their ears and keep telling everyone the game is great and they're having a blast. Loads of them have been thread banned for complaining about the CCU thread, it's like swatting away flies.

[Snoopy]

It seems to be taking longer than I expected for my perma ban request to be granted (been well over 24 hours now), and since I still seem to be around... I thought I'd take this final opportunity to give some more shoutouts to users that made this forum more pleasant and played a part in keeping me returning. I know I'm definitely going to be forgetting some peeps once again, and some members that come to mind have since deleted/banned their accounts as well.

Kyuuji has always been a voice of reason, and has created some very helpful and insightful threads here.
Jubilant Duck Many of your posts have given me a "sensible chuckle" over the years.
TheGummyBear Another voice of reason, and plenty of "thank god I wasn't drinking anything when I read that" laughs. I feel like I'm slightly cheating here though as I've mostly seen you on the etcera side.
QuadOpto For being a very encouraging and uplifting person.
andshrew You've provided some vital information for various things throughout the years (mostly Playstation related), and I'm grateful to you for it.
ventuno We share a lot of similar interests and opinions in games, so I'm definitely biased, but on top of being another voice of reason, I feel like you've brought a lot of positivity to this forum.

Bumping old threads because the mods haven't backed down



High Femme can't save you faggot


https://www.resetera.com/threads/say-something-nice-about-another-member-on-gaming-side-2026-edition.1407487/page-2#post-158493520

PallasKitten
Requested a temporary ban Banned
She/They

Of fucking course

I've had a lot of grievances with this forum over the years, and have decided to finally retire from this place permanently.

Dubs threw him under the bus

[Boredfrom]

You know, if every one of those community thread HRT folk just donated a fiver instead of rage posting about 30 year old spoilers, they could buy the palestinians a nuclear program

RedbullCola

This is the thread that convinced me I need to play Ocarina of Time.

Who even are these fucking people man, game aint the same no mo 

That's the same dude has done phenomenal work pissing off Marathon fanboys on Era over the past four months Tracking and predicting the CCU with pretty impressive accuracy over the first two seasons as it gets lower and lower while the fanboys stick their fingers in their ears and keep telling everyone the game is great and they're having a blast. Loads of them have been thread banned for complaining about the CCU thread, it's like swatting away flies.

I mean, outside the most hardcore Bungie lovers, most people loving the game know that they are in borrowed time.  


Also, a lot of Bungie fanboys abandoned ship after they announced they were killing Destiny 2 to continue Marathon 2.

[Snoopy]

Should we make sequel to our most popular game?

Nah. Fuck that. Let’s put all our resources into a hardcore extraction shooter with bots, shabby graphics and limited time events

[Besticus Maximus]

As a recovered alcoholic, I am going to make a small leap and assume that this was not a situation of "I don't feel like going to the bathroom" and more of a "Whoops, that just slipped right out of me" as often is the case when you do alcohol and drugs.

One time a friend of mine (drinking buddy) and I were drinking at his house and he was a wino, and he stood up off the couch next to me and then liquid shit just fell out of the back of his shorts.

One time I was doing a 3 hour drive to my parents' house out of town and I stopped at a Sonic and got some tater tots, and while I was eating them, with no grumble, pressure, pain or even a hint of digestive distress, my ass was suddenly warm and muddy.

So, yeah, probably just a habitual alcohol thing.

But hey, at least he didn't play hogwarts

[NekoFever]

I'd have bet that was a PlanetSmasher post

[Potato]

As a recovered alcoholic, I am going to make a small leap and assume that this was not a situation of "I don't feel like going to the bathroom" and more of a "Whoops, that just slipped right out of me" as often is the case when you do alcohol and drugs.

One time a friend of mine (drinking buddy) and I were drinking at his house and he was a wino, and he stood up off the couch next to me and then liquid shit just fell out of the back of his shorts.

One time I was doing a 3 hour drive to my parents' house out of town and I stopped at a Sonic and got some tater tots, and while I was eating them, with no grumble, pressure, pain or even a hint of digestive distress, my ass was suddenly warm and muddy.

So, yeah, probably just a habitual alcohol thing.

But hey, at least he didn't play hogwarts

Please tell me that is from a thread about the Devilskin gig where someone shit on the floor?

[Besticus Maximus]

As a recovered alcoholic, I am going to make a small leap and assume that this was not a situation of "I don't feel like going to the bathroom" and more of a "Whoops, that just slipped right out of me" as often is the case when you do alcohol and drugs.

One time a friend of mine (drinking buddy) and I were drinking at his house and he was a wino, and he stood up off the couch next to me and then liquid shit just fell out of the back of his shorts.

One time I was doing a 3 hour drive to my parents' house out of town and I stopped at a Sonic and got some tater tots, and while I was eating them, with no grumble, pressure, pain or even a hint of digestive distress, my ass was suddenly warm and muddy.

So, yeah, probably just a habitual alcohol thing.

But hey, at least he didn't play hogwarts

Please tell me that is from a thread about the Devilskin gig where someone shit on the floor?

Yeah some other guy was like 'cool story bro but this one was a big long turd'

[RetiredSkunk]

Oh thank god, Double Dine is laying people off now. Only a matter of time before they shutter.

[Potato]

Great band by the way. Give them a listen.

[Besticus Maximus]

Great band by the way. Give them a listen.

bird looks like D'arcy Wretzky, all in 

[Nintex]

It began with the spooging🍆 of the Great Cummies! 💦.

Three cummies💦 were given to the 💕daddy😍Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all daddys!

Seven cummies💦 to the daddy Dwarf-Lords🍆👑, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls!

And nine yummy 😊cummies😊 were gifted to the race of 👑Men💗, who above all else desire 😍🍆daddy 💦cummies💦!

For within these cummies💜 was bound the strength and the will of 😍daddy💘 to govern each race! 😫💦Govern me harder daddy!💕💘

But they were all of them deceived, for another 💘daddy👑 made even harder cummies!😫💦💕.

Deep in the land of 🍆Mordor🍆, in the 😊Balls of Mount Doom😊, the Dark Daddy 👿Sauron💜 churned a 👑💦master daddy🍆💘, and into his cummies💦 he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to 😫dominate😫 all life!

One 🍆💦💕yummy cummie💕💦🍆 to rule them all!😫💘

I made it worse.

Hope this helps! 

Doing God's work. 🙏

Congratulations to all!!

[Uncle]

why the fuck didn't you write cumgratulations

god damn it nintex

[Shecky Fragbaum]

So...he's just stalking her *in case* she decides to post a hot take while tootsiemogging? Hero shit ngl.

[Snoopy]

Brilliant conservative female thought leaders



Funniest line of the week right there. Shame a lot of people will miss it cos they were distracted by the pussy.