Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Uncle]

I can't. 

ok check it again

[HaughtyFrank]

If I were a gambling man I would bet he's a problem drinker or at least teetering on the edge. He mentioned giving up drinking for a dry January last year and the pattern of aggressive tweets followed by deleting them only lends credence to it in my mind.

"Oh no, Dad has been drinking again '

"Oh my God, does he hit you?"

"Worse, he goes on the Internet and argues with Nazis"

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Purity testing their own site that they made into a leftist swamp where you cannot even be a centrist anymore. 

[benji]

I guess this one might not embed due to gore?  

https://x.com/Gawk20000/status/1976122491862122599

[Jeff_at_the_laughfactory]

Someone embed hog

[simiansmarts]

REEEE types like Jeff simping for Hasan to such an intense degree that they have a whole OT dedicated to him boggles my mind because he literally does nothing to meaningfully advance his cause. Hasan is nothing more than a politics slop streamer like Asmongold but for terminally online leftists who jerk off to the thought of purity testing each other over petty bullshit. This guy came from an extremely wealthy family, travelled the world for his education, nepobaby'd into a political commentator job and eventually spun-off on his own as a twitch streamer. He is the epitome of a champagne socialist. 
 
The most damning evidence of Hasan amounting to nothing in the politics space is that the conservative movement from their pundits to politicians DO NOT CARE about him because he is clearly not a factor or threat AT ALL. This guy doesn't canvas for politicians who align with him (in fact he does the exact opposite as with all hyper online leftists, trashing democrats on the regular to stroke his ego) and he certainly doesn't travel to speak to regular folks like college students to exchange ideas. All Hasan does is stream from his gaudy millionaire mansion, steal content to chair react to and do photoshoots in expensive clothing and jewelry to flaunt his wealth. The shock collar debacle is the most coverage Hasan has ever gotten across partisan lines simply because it's THAT funny.

[benji]

What a pussy 

Hasan deals with legitimate public calls for assassination on a regular basis

"legitimate"

[BIONIC]

arf please don't shock me..!

IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY!!!!

collarsosharp

[Jeff_at_the_laughfactory]

JigglesBunny ate a ban but I can't find the post that did it.
Also, I've noticed Princess Bubblegum has been MIA for a minute, chances of getting picked up by glowies?

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

something as small as a shocked dog bringing all of us on the right and left together.

[benji]

REEEE types like Jeff simping for Hasan to such an intense degree that they have a whole OT dedicated to him boggles my mind because he literally does nothing to meaningfully advance his cause. Hasan is nothing more than a politics slop streamer like Asmongold but for terminally online leftists who jerk off to the thought of purity testing each other over petty bullshit. This guy came from an extremely wealthy family, travelled the world for his education, nepobaby'd into a political commentator job and eventually spun-off on his own as a twitch streamer. He is the epitome of a champagne socialist. 

In the streamer hate thread we took issue with Hasan's understanding of socialism (and his media literacy) based on his own words about what informs his socialism. The quote is an actual quote from an interview:

"I say this regularly from [popular video game] BioShock: ‘Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?’ It’s delivered by a supposed libertarian [character], but that is actually a socialist principle…. It’s wage laborers abolishing the profit motive and getting back more of the profits that they generate for their bosses. That’s the fucking point.”

 


And this is why we hate streamers

"A man is entitled to the sweat of his brow" is the exact fucking opposite of socialism.
"A man" ain't "entitled" to shit.
It all belongs to society. Thats what and who you fucking work for - the greater good of society at large.

No wonder the cunt in a mansion and a garage full of sports cars doesn't understand the basic tenet that property is theft, because 'ownership' intrinsically means 'denial to others'.

Like Nepenthe, Hasan is one of our proud anti-capitalists who presumes the key component of capitalism that socialists desired to abolish is a core anti-capitalist value.

It's doubleplus retarded as well, because the fucking in game quote explains it when the "man in Moscow" says no it belongs to everyone.

Like, the actual fucking quote he is fucking citing explicitly defines ideology 101 and establishes that he is rejecting that in like, the next fucking sentence, holy shit!

There was another quote from yeaaaaaaars ago that I can never remember the context of to ever find again, but it was one of those weird technical benji things where Hasan was attempting to articulate another famous socialist and he just fundamentally did not understand it to where he was saying it completely backwards yet still trying to browbeat someone with it. During his short flight too close to the sun, Keffals had done something similar trying to explain his communist views. I think Vaush is another that's done this.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

it's easier to accept that jeff is a cucked white boi who likes watching stronger men 

[Uncle]

Hasan deals with legitimate public calls for assassination on a regular basis

"legitimate"

no it's true, hasan definitely deals with this

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

I can see it now.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Hasan deals with legitimate public calls for assassination on a regular basis

"legitimate"

no it's true, hasan definitely deals with this

Hasan would never advocate for assassinations omg delete this!!!!!

[benji]

Also:

Perhaps Era truly isn't a friendly place for actual leftists anymore... which I thought was the whole reason we made this place to begin with.

No, "you" made this place because you thought it was unacceptable to try to enter a shower just because she's bi.

If you were under this delusion anyway, you should have definitely started questioning things years ago when Cerium bought out his partners so he could sell it and go take a nap. Or when the staff purged the actual socialists because they didn't support identity politics and Democrats enough.

[books]

Id love it if that ghetto gun could help fix my termite problem cuz its swarming season. Please hasan.

[DavidCroquet]

I think Jeff is unwell.

Never gets likes or retweets.

The only people to ever have his back are Tylenol Riker and FeigeJobber45756.

The only people he interacts with are the people he starts histrionically arguing at.

Just constantly on the defensive like a twice divorced paranoid bi-polar wine mom.

The constant deleting of tweets and skeets make me think he's in some constant flux of mania and self loathing.

I hopes he gets the helps he needs someday, but we all know he's one Cape-slop bomb away from stealing his mom's razor and changing his name to Carol Danvers.

If I were a gambling man I would bet he's a problem drinker or at least teetering on the edge. He mentioned giving up drinking for a dry January last year and the pattern of aggressive tweets followed by deleting them only lends credence to it in my mind.

Zeo after calling a random person on twitter a Nazi stink slime little bro:

[simiansmarts]

it's easier to accept that jeff is a cucked white boi who likes watching stronger men 

There's definitely a psychosexual aspect to the Hasan worship

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

His partner has a child from another relationship. Take that as you will. 

[benji]

I think Jeff, and others, just think Hasan is a cool kid and being "friends" with Hasan by watching him online makes them cool by proxy. Jeff pretty much says this outright about his interests on Twitter when he's replying to people. A lot of these people's existence revolves around getting revenge against the universe for high school.

They're all imagining some kind of end of the movie moment when everybody realizes Hasan is awesome, they win the popularity contest that is society and thus usher in "socialism" which is a utopia that's very lame and mandatory.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

I think Jeff, and others, just think Hasan is a cool kid and being "friends" with Hasan by watching him online makes them cool by proxy. Jeff pretty much says this outright about his interests on Twitter when he's replying to people. A lot of these people's existence revolves around getting revenge against the universe for high school.

They're all imagining some kind of end of the movie moment when everybody realizes Hasan is awesome, they win the popularity contest that is society and thus usher in "socialism" which is a utopia that's very lame and mandatory.

ok "Little bro". Maybe stop being a chud and accept Hasan is the leader of our socialist vanguard?

[filler]

nba been rigged for decades 

[Orange Juice Box]

I wouldn't be surprised if the burner belonged to a mod. Fucking ridiculous.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hasan-piker-ot-oh-your-such-a-big-man-hasan.321886/page-57#post-146291821

Delous econs latereral What a good movie!

[Boredfrom]

"I say this regularly from [popular video game] BioShock: ‘Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?’ It’s delivered by a supposed libertarian [character], but that is actually a socialist principle…. It’s wage laborers abolishing the profit motive and getting back more of the profits that they generate for their bosses. That’s the fucking point.”

 

Why is ERA following this fucking idiot?

[benji]

Why is ERA following this fucking idiot?

Because there's simply no other leftist and pro-Palestinian voices anywhere except a guy who drinks sodas on the BDS list.

[Boredfrom]

I need more of this genre of image (YouTubers crying that people want them dead)

“Twitch streamers don’t count.” 

 

That fucking Airbagged dude is such a fucking hypocrite.

[simiansmarts]

I think Jeff, and others, just think Hasan is a cool kid and being "friends" with Hasan by watching him online makes them cool by proxy. Jeff pretty much says this outright about his interests on Twitter when he's replying to people. A lot of these people's existence revolves around getting revenge against the universe for high school.

They're all imagining some kind of end of the movie moment when everybody realizes Hasan is awesome, they win the popularity contest that is society and thus usher in "socialism" which is a utopia that's very lame and mandatory.

That's why the term "orbiters" is so fitting for Hasan's most fervent followers. The way Jeff acts very much reads as someone trying to ride the coattails of a popular kid in school.  
 
Notice how he started using the phrase "little bro" after he clearly heard Hasan regularly use it.

[books]

Cum

[benji]

I need more of this genre of image (YouTubers crying that people want them dead)

“Twitch streamers don’t count.” 

 

That fucking Airbagged dude is such a fucking hypocrite.

Why isn't he updating us on when Mercente's going to bankrupt all her haters?