Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Propagandhim]

Macron is way cooler than JD Vance in every conceivable way.

[Eric Cartman]

That thread fails to answer the obvious question it should: protest what?

Guys, I am such an ally, maybe the best ally, and if I knew any minorities or women they would probably tell you what an amazing ally I am.
I just need to know what image I am supposed to put in my profile pics. I was there day one for #metoo and #blacklivesmatter and #RIPHarambe and #freepalestine, and trust me, if some fucking cunt whore doesn't have their pronouns in bio I will be sending them DMs on how I hope they get raped to death like the fucking cunt whore bitch they are for hours on end from multiple accounts because of what a huge ally and supporter of women I am, but I just feel really lost right now.

PLEASE won't SOMEONE give me a picture I can use in my FUCKING profile pics!

[Besticus Maximus]

It's called 4D chess. If Vance calls Macron a cuck we might get the NATO spending to 10% of GDP now 5% is certain.

Macron is way cooler than JD Vance in every conceivable way.

The situation is so fucked up I can’t really bring myself to joke about it.

[Nintex]

Macron is way cooler than JD Vance in every conceivable way.

Well Macron is French so there is no doubt he was conceived cooler than the bastard son of a crackhead 

[Eric Cartman]

Spoiler: wlw content inside (click to show)(click to hide)

I'm not in the 'need peoples meatspace to laugh at them' camp, but what the fuck is that haircut?

Did they decide they're they/them half way through getting a short back and sides?

[Eric Cartman]

They are not listening and they do. not. fucking. care what we have to say about anything.

Oh, hey, era finally found their motto

[Nintex]

The situation is so fucked up I can’t really bring myself to joke about it.

Don't worry, the war ends, Putin will keep some of what he conquered (fucked up but it is what it is).

The EU forms a unified army or a unified state to avoid being caught with their pants down again.

[Nintex]

Wapo reports Ukraine has offered Trump a massive shipment of eggs from their surplus to lower US egg prices.

[Boredfrom]

Nintex, go to spam the USA politics thread. You are over your limit here.

[DocWager]

Nintex, go to spam the USA politics thread. You are over your limit here.

Do it in the hockey thread. Excel is pretending to give a shit again.

[BIONIC]

Lulz of the week -

Donald Trump will not change his mind because of protests. The GOP will not CARE if we protest. In fact, they will laugh and turn the dogs and the police and the gas grenades on us and laugh AGAIN as we die. They WANT us to do that so they have an excuse to get us in a big group so they can purge us publicly and demonstrate "strength" and let their 14-year-old reddit Nazi supporters laugh about "owning the libs to death".

They are not listening and they do. not. fucking. care what we have to say about anything. This fallacy that we can change SHIT by walking in the street with signs is hilarious. We're in a new hell paradigm right now and the path forward isn't the same dipshit protesting that didn't solve anything the last time Trump was in office. It's going to require a very different fight.

I respected you as a frequent poster here, but this is shameful. Seriously, this makes me really mad. You are basically an influencer here and you're telling people to do nothing. I'd rather you had said nothing

They think Planetsmasher's an influencer






https://www.resetera.com/threads/to-the-us-citizens-how-much-more-has-to-happen-before-you-consider-actively-being-out-on-the-streets.1109544/page-10#post-135869691

Good! BE angry. That's what you should be. We need anger right now. We just need better strategies than standing outside with signs in big groups waiting to be purged by police.

It sounds like you have these strategies ready to be set in motion. If you do, what are they? If you don't, then why can't people start with this? I suspect you don't so this post is belittling to people actively trying to take some action while presenting no alternative. Frankly, even if you have the most amazing alternative, why can't people also protest?

I already was, thank you. Which is why I'm trying to do something. What are you doing?

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/women-lesbians-and-wlw-of-era-i-summon-you-what-would-you-want-from-a-women-lead-fighting-game-made-to-appeal-to-women.1110930/

[CENTER][/CENTER]
Simple question, what would you want from a Fighting game that was women-led (aka, the cast is primarily or all women) that was designed to appeal to women rather then men? Preferably designed, drawn and led by women directors and producers. What characters would you want? What gameplay would you want? Setting, story, modes, mechanics, music?

For me, I would want to be wlw as fuck! No straights, all lesbians, bisexual, pan, trans fem etc! I would love a dating sim to be part of the gameplay that wasn't exploitative, but was funny, cute but also could be serious and tackle real relationship issues.

I want a tag game with a heavy Medieval punk vibe that is both campy but dark. I want women in gothic armour, snooty rick ladies, snarky adventurers pirate captains etc etc. I also want a Spinosaurus woman. Also a cool old lady, a non-joke fat or larger woman and a cute plant lady.

What about all of you?

[Boredfrom]

Arcana Heart already exists.

[Besticus Maximus]

Planet Smasher, an influencer in the auto-deletion fandom

[Nintex]

Flower skirts and plant boobs apparently do not appeal to men



What do I want in all female fighting game? Mostly problematic women.

Betty Borderline, Cindy Cosplayer, Audrey Autist, Chanel Co-worker, Letty Latina, Asuka obviously, Ashley st. Clair, Daisy Daddy Issues, Mommy Misato, Gina Goth etc. 

Lots of slapping, scratching, biting, yelling, moaning

It would sell 10 million copies

[Boredfrom]

Digimon is fucking horny for female characters… and yet had a lot of girls fans when initially aired.

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/you-rub-your-butt%E2%80%93-a-fart-genie-appears-whats-1-bathroom-related-wish-you-make-see-op.1110729/

We have fun here-

That transphobes never ever ever get to use a public restroom in peace.

Bro fucking chill out for one day. 

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

era users react:

What the shit.

Surely this is too elaborate to have come out of the ether, this had to be born out of conversation or inspiration.

I hope this is not a copypasta

Holy shit you make this up or is this from something lmao.

it is in fact very easily googleable

the origin is here, 8 years ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5secgd/the_makeacurse_foundation_grants_evil_services/ddem1f4/

resulted in an actual subreddit being made

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThePoopAccelerates/

[Nintex]

Digimon is fucking horny for female characters… and yet had a lot of girls fans when initially aired.

In many ways Digimon was superior to Pokemon. It was Pokemon for cool kids.

[Daffy Duck]

Echoesofaperv is back with another banger

https://www.resetera.com/threads/women-lesbians-and-wlw-of-era-i-summon-you-what-would-you-want-from-a-women-lead-fighting-game-made-to-appeal-to-women.1110930/

[Nintex]

The interval of posting those probably matches his fap cycle, the consistency is remarkable.

[Propagandhim]

How about a new Punch-Out!! Where all the boxers are women? That way Peach can finally be a secret boss.

Fantasizing about beating up women while you tell them their boxing outfit is too revealing or their bodies are unrealistic.  Wow.

[Uncle]

can I punch them in the boob?!

can I watch the boob jiggle?!

what about body blows, can I imagine that I'm permanently damaging her uterus 

[Nintex]

In my game you can kick the womb of ashley and a Tesla flies out.

[Averon]

ERA:

A male poster appreciate a beautiful woman's looks = Instant ban for "misogyny."

A MTF trans person posting their creepy, obsessive lesbian fantasies every other thread = Just fucking fine.

[benji]

EDIT:
Top of the page edit for my nazi gooners

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

Lulz of the week -

Donald Trump will not change his mind because of protests. The GOP will not CARE if we protest. In fact, they will laugh and turn the dogs and the police and the gas grenades on us and laugh AGAIN as we die. They WANT us to do that so they have an excuse to get us in a big group so they can purge us publicly and demonstrate "strength" and let their 14-year-old reddit Nazi supporters laugh about "owning the libs to death".

https://www.resetera.com/threads/to-the-us-citizens-how-much-more-has-to-happen-before-you-consider-actively-being-out-on-the-streets.1109544/page-10#post-135869691

[Uncle]

In my game you can kick the womb of ashley and a Tesla flies out.

you sick fuck

https://nintendo.fandom.com/wiki/Ashley_(WarioWare)

[benji]

Good! BE angry. That's what you should be. We need anger right now. We just need better strategies than standing outside with signs in big groups waiting to be purged by police.

It sounds like you have these strategies ready to be set in motion. If you do, what are they? If you don't, then why can't people start with this? I suspect you don't so this post is belittling to people actively trying to take some action while presenting no alternative. Frankly, even if you have the most amazing alternative, why can't people also protest?

I already was, thank you. Which is why I'm trying to do something. What are you doing?

LISTEN 👏 TO 👏 BLACK 👏 PEOPLE 👏

Organization is the establishment of permanent, new systems of living. It is about first educating people to understand how the world operates and how they interact within themselves and within that world so that they can analyze and name the problems of the world, activating them into cooperation to physically implement stopgap systems, safety nets, community security, mutual aid, and other ways of amassing power and reforming their living situations, and ultimately working to achieve a new, permanent change within the world.

...

But I am instead going to implore you to actually read about the history of Black and African struggle to understand this distinction. Read Freire. Read Ho Chi Minh. Read Fanon. Listen to Fred Hampton. Listen to Kwame Ture.

[Besticus Maximus]

Basic idea of 'left wing politics' is that you tax higher earners to spend it on people who are not higher earners. Come and see all your favourites complain about it!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/just-did-our-taxes-and-we-owe-over-4k.1110936/

[Green Jupiter]

I wasn’t aware of the depths of Echoes’ creepiness until seeing posts here. The threads were just background noise I never felt compelled to click on.

I hate you all.

[benji]

I wasn’t aware of the depths of Echoes’ creepiness until seeing posts here. The threads were just background noise I never felt compelled to click on.

I hate you all.

Just you wait, she's promised to stop shamefully hiding her lesbianism this year!