Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[killamajig]

[Jansen]

Mom, dad, why are you fighting instead of posting tiddies

[Besticus Maximus]

A lot of these people in this here thread are insufficiently informed on the balance of perils of damaging private property in the name of revolutionary causes considering the country of their birth 

If certain people hadn’t pushed certain policies you’d all be the subjects of the house of saxe coburg gotha

[Boredfrom]

It’s fine to dislike the Cybertruck, but god it’s hilarious just how angry it makes these freaks. Tempted to get one just for that

Why?

[BananaBlast]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/milwaukee-wi-ex-security-coordinator-found-to-have-had-400-secretly-recorded-videos-of-a-high-school-girls-locker-room-parents-demand-answers.1133940/

Milwaukee, WI ex-security coordinator found to have had 400+ secretly recorded videos of a high school girls locker room, parents demand answers

The videos were found after the security coordinator's termination in February 2025 on an SD card located in his office. He appears to have installed a hidden camera pointing towards the sinks in the girls' locker room where he proceeded to record hundreds of short, 10-second clips from around May 2024 through February 2025. Multiple clips are seen of underage girls in their underwear, and at least one clip shows a girl partially nude with bra removed, but only exposes her back to the camera.

I guess as a result of that, of no nudity or explicit sexual content, he is being charged with invasion of privacy involving surveillance of victims under 18 as opposed to a charge involving CSAM, which is a felony carrying up to a 3 year, 6 month sentence.

The police did a sweep but did not find any other clips or hidden cameras.

The school has released a statement, but parents think the administration isn't doing nearly enough. Some are calling on more firings:
https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/education/2025/03/07/outrage-over-hidden-camera-at-cristo-rey-school-in-milwaukee/81859124007/

And this clip on Reddit shows some angry parents blocking a doorway preventing the school board from leaving:
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1jadflg/angry_parents_block_school_board_exit_demanding/

not a trans person btw

Not a drag queen either. Imagine that.

[Boredfrom]

The recent pivot to 'yes, anyone that has a physical thing that is in someway attached to a person we hate, can and should be destroyed because not only should you know better, you are 100% complicit, deal with it' is really next level.

 
Is not like Musk isn’t strongly associated with Tesla products.  

That’s why most entrepreneurs tend to avoid playing politics so openly. 

[Uncle]

The recent pivot to 'yes, anyone that has a physical thing that is in someway attached to a person we hate, can and should be destroyed because not only should you know better, you are 100% complicit, deal with it' is really next level.

They up the ante to 11 because they have no stake in it either way irl, so why not go nuclear? Like I get it in that no lose scenario, but fucking-a

Personally I hope examples are made of the losers that are actually doing it. I will laugh and laugh. Retard motherfuckers

really this discussion is "in this case I'm cool with it because it doesn't affect me hashtag yolo" vs. "holy shit if we set a societal precedent that this behavior is fine"

did you know the owner of MyBB is a total nazi? you have to stop using thebire before someone firebombs your house in protest

[Besticus Maximus]

Oh dear I appear to be inebriated

[Eric Cartman]

Fuck GameStop, obviously, and you should instead sell consoles on Ebay or something like that.

But they have literally always required that a controller be traded in alongside a console. That was the case when I worked there in 2006 and it hasn't changed.

It completely makes sense.

This post about being a former gamestop employee and the deleted tweet about his funko pop collection, means I'm gonna bust out the full gif instead of just using the emote



just top notch character background work, my hats off to this seasons writers

[BIONIC]

Oh dear I appear to be inebriated

Whore

[Eric Cartman]

Another fun day on Resetera

I'm dying alone.

I'm having to accept that there is no one out there, period. No friends, and certainly not the idea of ANYTHING more. The idea of going out with someone is setting my standards too high, and this is before questioning if i even like someone's existence.

I've spent the last few years focusing on my business/career to keep a roof over my head, and I've tried dating on the side. Sadly I'm fucking ugly, so that kills a lot of options for me. The most I can get is being stood up for sushi.

It's defeating to know that, even at my best, no matter what, i'm worthless. My whole life is utterly meaningless. At this point, the idea of being stabbed and bleeding out is a much happier version of the rest of my life than whatever toxic optimism anyone can provide. The next time I have to hear anyone lie and tell anyone that "there's someone out there for you" or "you have so much to live for", that's an automatic punch to the face.

I'm just tired with nowhere else to turn with no solutions and coming to realize suicide is the only effective one

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dying-alone.1132800/

I hate fucking 40 year old emo kids.

Maybe fuck someone else then?

[Besticus Maximus]

Oh dear I appear to be inebriated

Whore

It was funnier before I re-read the last page and realised it was ultimately me who was the lol cow 

[Boredfrom]

The recent pivot to 'yes, anyone that has a physical thing that is in someway attached to a person we hate, can and should be destroyed because not only should you know better, you are 100% complicit, deal with it' is really next level.

They up the ante to 11 because they have no stake in it either way irl, so why not go nuclear? Like I get it in that no lose scenario, but fucking-a

Personally I hope examples are made of the losers that are actually doing it. I will laugh and laugh. Retard motherfuckers

really this discussion is "in this case I'm cool with it because it doesn't affect me hashtag yolo" vs. "holy shit if we set a societal precedent that this behavior is fine"

Dude… you already set a lot of bad precedents by electing Trump.  

I told you before, but this is the future you guys choose.

INB4 justifying the vandalism.  

No, I’m not. It sucks that we are at the point of indifference.

[Eric Cartman]

Okay, legit… WHERE? 

You know, the "other functioning democracies" they're always talking about and saying that all marginalized people need to plan to flee to in order to escape capitalism, colonialism and white supremacy.

Without defending Resetera stupidity, if any other leader in a functioning democracy said or did the dumb shit Trump says, they would have been removed by their own party long ago or never even put up as a candidate (obviously the UK doesn't count as it's not a functioning democracy and the Tories are retarded).

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c93yw6r440vo

[Boredfrom]

did you know the owner of MyBB is a total nazi? you have to stop using thebire before someone firebombs your house in protest

Is the owner of MyBB openly and publicly influencing governments while loudly announcing it while high?

[Potato]

Revisiting the "streamers are subhuman scum" thread...which has somehow morphed into Hasan Public Relations Headquarters

Old man perspective: The inherent nature of streaming is the root cause. These are folks who are basically required to sit in a dark room and play/talk on their computers all day every day in order to stay relevant. Over time this causes them to lose what little perspective they have. It's the same to a smaller extent here, where a handful of posters spend hours a day here to the point where it seems to become a core part of their personality.

Zeo and Plasma catching strays. Maybe they should start streaming.

I think it's less stray bullets and more precision sniper assassination.

[Potato]

The average American didn't even vote so I doubt they have empathy for wealthy stranger's cars.

There was 64% voter turnout in 2024. Aside from the point though. Random violence and vandalism is retarded enough that even reeetards are pushing back on it.

That is dumb as hell. The average person is not for lighting cars on fire. Lighting a car on fire isn't saving you or anyone from Elon regardless.

You sound like a person that lives comfortably knowing that even if you lose your job that you can fall back on your safety net.

I dont read this board enough to know if im being trolled or not at this point tbh but TSLA could go to 0 tomorrow and Elon would have enough money for 1000 generations. The only person you're sticking it to random citizen #2761. It's not even like tsla is some huge sign of wealth at this point. Most common uber car I take  (as I don't have my own) are tslas. I kind of doubt those people have said safety net.

Are Teslas even a status symbol? 

They don't seem expensive and there's no prestige attached to owning one.

[Boredfrom]

The average American didn't even vote so I doubt they have empathy for wealthy stranger's cars.

There was 64% voter turnout in 2024. Aside from the point though. Random violence and vandalism is retarded enough that even reeetards are pushing back on it.

You sound like a person that lives comfortably knowing that even if you lose your job that you can fall back on your safety net.

I dont read this board enough to know if im being trolled or not at this point tbh but TSLA could go to 0 tomorrow and Elon would have enough money for 1000 generations. The only person you're sticking it to random citizen #2761. It's not even like tsla is some huge sign of wealth at this point. Most common uber car I take  (as I don't have my own) are tslas. I kind of doubt those people have said safety net.

Are Teslas even a status symbol? 

They don't seem expensive and there's no prestige attached to owning one.

They totally were both. Obviously a lot has changed, not only with Elon, but with the product. 

Is the tech bro syndrome.

[Eric Cartman]

It’s fine to dislike the Cybertruck, but god it’s hilarious just how angry it makes these freaks. Tempted to get one just for that

why get an ugly ass ps1 grafx cybertruck when you could get a cool n64 grafx jaguar type 00?

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/extremely-normal-fan-sends-mass-email-to-game-reviewers-instructing-them-on-how-to-review-xcx-de.1132791/page-19

this thread is a gold mine

my favorite:

When I was younger I could also lose myself in unhealthy obsessions. I'm older now so I'm better in managing special interests but it's still difficult. Only a couple of years ago I knew everything about Little House on the Prairie.

Welcome junior member! Careful how you post: potato will be on your back demanding to know who you are soon enough! 


In other news, the "Post a banal thread about randomly selecting things regarding comics/anime characters" virus is spreading....

https://www.resetera.com/threads/think-of-2-numbers-from-1-8-the-last-_____-protagonist-you-saw-and-the-last-protagonist-you-saw-set-up-a-household-with-anya-spy-x-family.1133607/

A question still not answered!!!

My DMs are open sweet cheeks.

[Orange Juice Box]

The average American didn't even vote so I doubt they have empathy for wealthy stranger's cars.

There was 64% voter turnout in 2024. Aside from the point though. Random violence and vandalism is retarded enough that even reeetards are pushing back on it.

 "Wow.  People caring about property more than genocide"

[Alpacx]

There was 64% voter turnout in 2024. Aside from the point though. Random violence and vandalism is retarded enough that even reeetards are pushing back on it.

I dont read this board enough to know if im being trolled or not at this point tbh but TSLA could go to 0 tomorrow and Elon would have enough money for 1000 generations. The only person you're sticking it to random citizen #2761. It's not even like tsla is some huge sign of wealth at this point. Most common uber car I take  (as I don't have my own) are tslas. I kind of doubt those people have said safety net.

Are Teslas even a status symbol? 

They don't seem expensive and there's no prestige attached to owning one.

They totally were both. Obviously a lot has changed, not only with Elon, but with the product. 

Is the tech bro syndrome.

Model S was definitely a status symbol for a few years when it came out but it's yesterday's news, long in the tooth, and there's competition in the luxury EV space that has better fit and finish.

I think the idea of the Cybertruck was to recapture that status symbol thing but the thing just looks ridiculous, Rivian is higher quality all around, and you the F150 Lightning and Silverado EV if you want something actually practical.

[Potato]

You know, the "other functioning democracies" they're always talking about and saying that all marginalized people need to plan to flee to in order to escape capitalism, colonialism and white supremacy.

Without defending Resetera stupidity, if any other leader in a functioning democracy said or did the dumb shit Trump says, they would have been removed by their own party long ago or never even put up as a candidate (obviously the UK doesn't count as it's not a functioning democracy and the Tories are retarded).

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c93yw6r440vo

I mean, first of all, fuck Albo, but not even in the same league as Trump stupidity.

[killamajig]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/milwaukee-wi-ex-security-coordinator-found-to-have-had-400-secretly-recorded-videos-of-a-high-school-girls-locker-room-parents-demand-answers.1133940/

Milwaukee, WI ex-security coordinator found to have had 400+ secretly recorded videos of a high school girls locker room, parents demand answers

The videos were found after the security coordinator's termination in February 2025 on an SD card located in his office. He appears to have installed a hidden camera pointing towards the sinks in the girls' locker room where he proceeded to record hundreds of short, 10-second clips from around May 2024 through February 2025. Multiple clips are seen of underage girls in their underwear, and at least one clip shows a girl partially nude with bra removed, but only exposes her back to the camera.

I guess as a result of that, of no nudity or explicit sexual content, he is being charged with invasion of privacy involving surveillance of victims under 18 as opposed to a charge involving CSAM, which is a felony carrying up to a 3 year, 6 month sentence.

The police did a sweep but did not find any other clips or hidden cameras.

The school has released a statement, but parents think the administration isn't doing nearly enough. Some are calling on more firings:
https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/education/2025/03/07/outrage-over-hidden-camera-at-cristo-rey-school-in-milwaukee/81859124007/

And this clip on Reddit shows some angry parents blocking a doorway preventing the school board from leaving:
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1jadflg/angry_parents_block_school_board_exit_demanding/

not a trans person btw

Not a drag queen either. Imagine that.

Lydia Mugambe: UN judge convicted of forcing woman to work as slave in UK
https://news.sky.com/story/lydia-mugambe-un-judge-convicted-of-forcing-woman-to-work-as-slave-in-uk-13327897

A United Nations judge has been convicted of forcing a young Ugandan woman to work as a slave in Britain.
Lydia Mugambe was also found guilty of conspiring to facilitate the commission of a breach of UK immigration law, facilitating travel with a view to exploitation, forcing someone to work, and conspiracy to intimidate a witness.
Mugambe, who was studying for a law PhD at the University of Oxford, took "advantage of her status" over her victim in the "most egregious way" and tricked her into coming to the UK, a court heard.
The trial was told Mugambe, who is also a High Court judge in Uganda, had the intention of "obtaining someone to make her life easier and at the least possible cost to herself".

Not a White Male, BTW.

EDIT:

[Besticus Maximus]

If that’s her in the thumbnail fair enough

[Orange Juice Box]

Loneliness is a corrosive virus. It eats at every edge of you and it fills the spots it consumes with more of itself. It forms a shell around you until that's all you know.

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it for you. Dating is shit. Dating in 2025 is even shittier. I frankly can't even fathom the idea of trying to meet someone for the first time in this year because NOBODY is mentally healthy right now. We're all rowing our own little canoes down a river of liquid shit while rich people dance around on the sides throwing fiery bottles of liquor at the shit to make the smell even worse. Any conversation you could have with a date right now is probably going to be muted and low-energy because everyone is tired and scared and angry.

One of the biggest problems in dating is that everyone is someone's bad date. You could be the most charming person in the world and just not click with the person on the other side of the table from you for any number of reasons, justifiable or otherwise. Sometimes you could literally just meet someone on a bad day and it all goes sour. I still remember this one time when I took a girl out for dinner and she spent the entire meal watching the Olympics on the TV behind me. She may have been a nice person! I don't even know! But I never even considered texting her again after that meal.

I guess what I'm trying to say is this. Trying to judge yourself based entirely on your success dating isn't going to help. I know you said that hobbies haven't really been clicking for you but that just strikes me as you not finding the right ones. Have you considered finding a class to take? Trying to learn a new skill? When I was at my absolute lowest a few years back, and the only thing keeping me alive was literally wanting closure on Final Fantasy Versus XIII, I started taking comedy and improv classes and that turned into a decade-long chapter of my life where I met some amazing people and grew an incredible amount as an adult.

I'm not telling you to take comedy classes, to be clear. That may not be for you, and if it isn't, that's more than fine! But there are any number of things you could go out there and learn, with other people, and through those common interests and common learning processes you can make friends and find connections that will help peel that armor of loneliness off.

I'm so fucking sad we never got documentation of his years of improv.  I'm sure it would be nothing more embarrassing than the next loser.  Nothing worse or better.  He would be the stereotypical dude thinking he's unique and brings something fresh even though he is a well played troupe, passed around from group to group until he's with the D unit.  And then he realizes he better than them and it's time to move on. 

He's one of a million losers but at least you would be able to say, "that's my loser doing douche things."

[cRumB]

Funny dog with googles got banned again what did they say this time.

[Uncle]

Dude… you already set a lot of bad precedents by electing Trump.  

yes if some country or group you are associated with does one thing wrong it is customary to continue doing wrong things the rest of your life

did you know the owner of MyBB is a total nazi? you have to stop using thebire before someone firebombs your house in protest

Is the owner of MyBB openly and publicly influencing governments while loudly announcing it while high?

the kind of people who would destroy a stranger's car without knowing a single thing about them do not have this level of nuance in their thinking

example: metoo movement going after people participating in consensual acts, or targeting people who have evidence that the accusations were false, when the damage is already done

by the time you say "no wait don't burn down my house, this isn't quite comparable to musk or weinstein" they'll have already moved on to your neighbor's house too

[Snoopy]

We've got a Mazda. I'd be delighted if the mob set it on fire. It's shite.

[Boredfrom]

“Don’t associate bad things one tiny part of the group does with the whole.”

In the same post:

“Me too persecuted a lot of people and…”