Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[DavidCroquet]

Would it be outlandish to think a lot of lesbians probably likes the T&A action as it is?

A lot of actual boring straight women do.

Genshin Impact is huge with girls. Like normal, well adjusted, non-male girls.

[DavidCroquet]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/report-bottom-60-of-us-households-cannot-afford-minimal-quality-of-life.1190046/

If someone releases a study that says "60% of people can't afford the minimum quality of life", the correct response is to say "well, that study's methodology is clearly FUBAR". 

This is like the economic version of transitioning. "I identify as below the poverty level, MUTUAL AID NOW"

[HardcoreRetro]

1747281601[/url]']

The only thing dumber than Streamers is Cartoon Streamers.

I get why MTFs are into Vtubing: they get to pretend they have the body of a big titty anime girl instead of a linebacker with 5 o'clock shadow.

 I don't get why anybody would watch this shit.

Because is fun:

Like fuckin clockwork

Good one, since her gimmick is time. Didn't know you were into vtubers as well.

[Snoopy]

I always find it hilarious that the same rees who endlessly screech about poverty and capitalism are the same rees who brag about dropping a couple of thou on a new graphics card, preordering multiple Switch 2s and getting food delivered 24/7.

[Polident]

I always find it hilarious that the same rees who endlessly screech about poverty and capitalism are the same rees who brag about dropping a couple of thou on a new graphics card, preordering multiple Switch 2s and getting food delivered 24/7.

At least in this communist world, the delivery guy is doing it for the love of it. Guy at Taco Bell microwaving the meatish product for the crunch wrap supreme? His dream realized when he no longer had to work. I’m sure there are kids who enjoy digging cobalt in the Congo to power the Switch 2. It’s basically Minecraft with immersive irl status effects.

[DocWager]

And I bet you those assholes only give two dollar tips for deliveries that are 15 miles away from their home. Those people are the most inconsiderate assholes on the face of planet Earth.

[Boredfrom]

1747281601[/url]']

The only thing dumber than Streamers is Cartoon Streamers.

I get why MTFs are into Vtubing: they get to pretend they have the body of a big titty anime girl instead of a linebacker with 5 o'clock shadow.

 I don't get why anybody would watch this shit.

Because is fun:

Like fuckin clockwork

Nice pun.

[DavidCroquet]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/doom-the-dark-ages-ot-let-im-rip.1186473/page-21#post-140008680

NGL - the music is kinda weak. Why did they replace Mick Gordon again?

Marty is an asshole.

Ugh, I was unaware. That's even more disappointing.

"Why is this creative person gone from this project?"
"Cuz bad"
"Oh ok thank you for the information "

[Ethan]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/report-bottom-60-of-us-households-cannot-afford-minimal-quality-of-life.1190046/

If someone releases a study that says "60% of people can't afford the minimum quality of life", the correct response is to say "well, that study's methodology is clearly FUBAR". 

This is like the economic version of transitioning. "I identify as below the poverty level, MUTUAL AID NOW"

Single with No Children $44,737 
Food: $6,242
Transportation: $13,797
Technology: $2,674



Apparently, "minimal quality of life" means regular Uber Eats, a lease on a Ford F-150 and the latest iPhone.

[DavidCroquet]

The inflation on my running shoes--necessary for my minimum quality of life--has put me in the poor house!

[killamajig]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dangerously-high-levels-of-arsenic-and-cadmium-found-in-store-bought-rice-report-finds.1190244/

This thread is a perfect example of what's wrong with Resetera and people like them.

The first page is filled with people not wanting to read the article and want other posters to summarize it for them and tell them what they should do. They're literally asking whether they should keep eating rice or is this something they should not worry about.

Bdubs, this is what I'm talking about. Your user base are a bunch of sheep and and are incapable of thinking for themselves. A simple article about arsenic and rice and they can't be arsed to read it and just trust people on your dipshit forum to know what to think. It's emblematic of what's going on with younger generations where they're just looking for other people to tell them what to do because they can't be bothered to even think about something critically and come to a conclusion on their own. 

Jesus, that forum is a pile of steaming shit.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gamergate-2-0-chuds-furious-about-a-consulting-company-named-%E2%80%9Csweet-baby-inc%E2%80%9D-which-overviews-scripts-to-make-sure-nothing-offensive-was-written.823731/page-188#post-139998282

Kind of hate the current situation with the Vtuber nazi getting what she wanted, despite of how obvious she is with her sharing white supremacist content now the usual chuds are pushing her crap and forcing the Vice article showing how much of piece of shit she is removed by threatening to sue for libel, despite using straight up clips of her being a white supremacist

I honestly hate that I know about this now.

She seems completely insane, to an almost unbelievable degree. She is like MEGA-nazi levels of nazi. Jesus christ.

Me too.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vgc-edge-death-stranding-2s-internal-reviews-are-scoring-higher-than-the-original-but-hideo-kojima-wishes-the-ps5-sequel-was-more-controversial.1189881/page-2#post-140001153

User Banned (2 Weeks): Making Fun of Ethnic Language

Did you rike it... everyone ? :(

99 Metacritic let's fcking gooo

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gamergate-2-0-chuds-furious-about-a-consulting-company-named-%E2%80%9Csweet-baby-inc%E2%80%9D-which-overviews-scripts-to-make-sure-nothing-offensive-was-written.823731/page-188#post-139998282

Kind of hate the current situation with the Vtuber nazi getting what she wanted, despite of how obvious she is with her sharing white supremacist content now the usual chuds are pushing her crap and forcing the Vice article showing how much of piece of shit she is removed by threatening to sue for libel, despite using straight up clips of her being a white supremacist

I honestly hate that I know about this now.

She seems completely insane, to an almost unbelievable degree. She is like MEGA-nazi levels of nazi. Jesus christ.

Me too.

Mega nazi?

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/india-has-launched-strikes-on-pakistan-and-pakistan-administered-kashmir.1182669/page-10#post-139767054

User Banned (2 Weeks): Conspiracy Theorizing

Pakistanis have a soft spot for Indian Punjab/Sikhs. We also love Punjabi movies that are usually funded/made in Canada or other foreign countries. They are also shown in our cinemas, even though there is a blanket ban on Indian movies in Pakistan. I wouldn't worry about Punjab being a target here, and as I have stated, Pakistan's official stance is that they haven't attacked, and when they do, it will be military targets only.

The hope is that this has to end and things should de-escalate soon if better senses prevail.

We grew up on Imran Khan's punjabi songs 🫡. The GOAT. Played that guy's songs everywhere - birthday parties, weddings, car rides. He was everywhere, and still is.

The thing about Punjab strikes is, I don't put it past Modi govt to do a false flag attack on Punjab cities and claim it was Pakistan, to stoke anti-Pakistan sentiments among Sikhs. That's what Dawn said Pakistan army claimed and it wouldn't be surprising. All of us (Sikhs) hate him and the BJP, both in and beyond Punjab.

[Alpacx]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dangerously-high-levels-of-arsenic-and-cadmium-found-in-store-bought-rice-report-finds.1190244/

This thread is a perfect example of what's wrong with Resetera and people like them.

The first page is filled with people not wanting to read the article and want other posters to summarize it for them and tell them what they should do. They're literally asking whether they should keep eating rice or is this something they should not worry about.

If only there was a computer tool which could summarize articles...

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vgc-edge-hideo-kojima-says-he%E2%80%99s-left-staff-a-%E2%80%98usb-stick-of-game-ideas%E2%80%99-for-after-he-dies.1190517/#post-140022753

I'm sure it'll be filled with such luminary ideas as "you play as a guy who farts into his gun and his gun shoots farts at people".

This miserable fucking cunt jealous of an actual creative.

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vgc-edge-death-stranding-2s-internal-reviews-are-scoring-higher-than-the-original-but-hideo-kojima-wishes-the-ps5-sequel-was-more-controversial.1189881/page-2#post-140001153

User Banned (2 Weeks): Making Fun of Ethnic Language

Did you rike it... everyone ? :(

99 Metacritic let's fcking gooo

Calling it “ethnic language” somehow feels more racist than what the guy did

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[DocWager]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vgc-edge-death-stranding-2s-internal-reviews-are-scoring-higher-than-the-original-but-hideo-kojima-wishes-the-ps5-sequel-was-more-controversial.1189881/page-2#post-140001153

User Banned (2 Weeks): Making Fun of Ethnic Language

Did you rike it... everyone ? :(

99 Metacritic let's fcking gooo

Only two weeks? Criticizing the Chinese government gives you about a month.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/thewrap-%E2%80%98highlander%E2%80%99-left-lionsgate-for-amazon-as-lionsgate-were-worried-about-limited-appeal-budget-and-henry-cavills-track-record.1190136/page-2#post-140013570

Is Highlander supposed to be some medieval fantasy movie? Like a period piece with knights and castles? Is it related to an existing IP?

[Jonsey]

I will never not call Chinese “ Ching Chong ping pong”

[DavidCroquet]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gov-newsom-proposes-pausing-expansion-of-health-care-to-undocumented-low-income-immigrants.1189629/#post-139984041

When you're from CA or NY, there's no point in even bothering to cater to the far right. You'll always be a commie in their eyes

What's far-right? Well, doing anything less than the most insane far-flung and unsustainable progressive thing that can be imagined at any given time.

"California was among the first states to extend free health care benefits to all poor adults regardless of their immigration status last year, an ambitious plan touted by Newsom to help the nation's most populous state to inch closer to a goal of universal health care. But the cost for such expansion ran $2.7 billion more than the administration had anticipated"

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gov-newsom-proposes-pausing-expansion-of-health-care-to-undocumented-low-income-immigrants.1189629/#post-139984041

When you're from CA or NY, there's no point in even bothering to cater to the far right. You'll always be a commie in their eyes

What's far-right? Well, doing anything less than the most insane far-flung and unsustainable progressive thing that can be imagined at any given time.

"California was among the first states to extend free health care benefits to all poor adults regardless of their immigration status last year, an ambitious plan touted by Newsom to help the nation's most populous state to inch closer to a goal of universal health care. But the cost for such expansion ran $2.7 billion more than the administration had anticipated"

If anything, that still looks bad on Newsom. Free Healthcare for illegal immigrants is crazy as hell.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

It's spreading.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hey-era-help-me-choose-here.1189875/

[Orange Juice Box]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-live-in-an-absolute-utopia-if-there-was-a-catch-that-doesnt-even-directly-affect-you.1189671/

Place is everything you could want in the perfect city: Peaceful. Drugs available if desired. Orgies available if desired. No army unless that's your thing. Walkable (or not!) All your friends live there (or not!) The city doesn't even have to be a city if that's not your preference - it can be a suburb, or a cabin on a mountain with everything you could need within driving distance at the mountain's base. You can do or be whatever you want to be at the drop of a hat.

Basically, it's perfect, whatever that means for you and your people.

The only catch is that the place's perfectness is magically maintained by a kid being locked in a small room suffering in silence sitting in their own excrement, never spoken to or taken care of. You can visit if you want to. Otherwise you're free to forget about them if you can.

You living there?

Utopia is a myth, no civilization will be perfect similar to how there can no perfect work of fiction and some discord is a good thing, people having their own views, likes, loves, the right to be critical are all good things. To deny that is to strip humans of their agency, to force your wants over others which is dystopia.

What you describe isn't a utopia but another civilization based on exploitation, what you are are asking is would you be okay with exploitatiin and in this case and through our history, slavery for our own happiness.

The obvious answer is no, but sadly so much of the convieneces we enjoy come from exploitation worldwide.

It's asking what the short story “The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas” does.

4.5 pages.  https://shsdavisapes.pbworks.com/f/Omelas.pdf

Top Page Emma Stone.  I thought she was going to to do a sex scene with Nathan on the show The Rehearsal.   I've comforted myself in the meantime.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bloomberg-playstation-executive-jade-raymond-leaves-haven-studios.1190646/

Sony live-service initiative is so stupid.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/alyssa-mercante-hating-me-gets-them-views-heres-my-story.1190670/

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bloomberg-playstation-executive-jade-raymond-leaves-haven-studios.1190646/

Sony live-service initiative is so stupid.

Oh christ, I almost read something else.

My heart jumped a bit.

Edit: OP changed the title. The original could almost be misread for something far more tragic.

[JoeBoy101]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-live-in-an-absolute-utopia-if-there-was-a-catch-that-doesnt-even-directly-affect-you.1189671/

Place is everything you could want in the perfect city: Peaceful. Drugs available if desired. Orgies available if desired. No army unless that's your thing. Walkable (or not!) All your friends live there (or not!) The city doesn't even have to be a city if that's not your preference - it can be a suburb, or a cabin on a mountain with everything you could need within driving distance at the mountain's base. You can do or be whatever you want to be at the drop of a hat.

Basically, it's perfect, whatever that means for you and your people.

The only catch is that the place's perfectness is magically maintained by a kid being locked in a small room suffering in silence sitting in their own excrement, never spoken to or taken care of. You can visit if you want to. Otherwise you're free to forget about them if you can.

You living there?

Utopia is a myth, no civilization will be perfect similar to how there can no perfect work of fiction and some discord is a good thing, people having their own views, likes, loves, the right to be critical are all good things. To deny that is to strip humans of their agency, to force your wants over others which is dystopia.

What you describe isn't a utopia but another civilization based on exploitation, what you are are asking is would you be okay with exploitatiin and in this case and through our history, slavery for our own happiness.

The obvious answer is no, but sadly so much of the convieneces we enjoy come from exploitation worldwide.

It's asking what the short story “The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas” does.

4.5 pages.  https://shsdavisapes.pbworks.com/f/Omelas.pdf

Top Page Emma Stone.  I thought she was going to to do a sex scene with Nathan on the show The Rehearsal.   I've comforted myself in the meantime.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

NGL, she's getting hotter as she's aged. Lord, if she put on just a few more pounds...

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-the-vigil-so-you-and-the-rest-of-era-are-now-monster-hunters.1190703/

CONTRAGULATIONS!!!!

You have been recruited in ERA's new monster hunter guild (please just run with it, be a sport)!!!! After a massive tragedy and proof of Vampires and other monsters existing, the Admins decide to convert the site into a real world guild and small org dealing with vampires, werewolves and other creatures that treat humanity like livestock.

THE PREPERATION:

The Admins turned guild masters pay for your travel arrangements to take you to the new ERA HQ, a underground bunker, with 50 or so bunkbed bedrooms, bathrooms, a gym, games room, armoury, kitchen, dining room, medical room, strategy room, stress rooms, pantry, garage and meeting hall. Their is also a small friendly yet mischievous Hobgoblin that lives in the bunker with us that sometimes gives ERA users life advice. 

Meals will be provided for you but please mention any dietary requirements and allergies ahead of time. When out on the field, we'll be in converted road legal armoured buses, with a toilet and a mini kitchen.

1. FIRST QUESTION: What would you bring with you (remember you funds are... well whatever money you have), weapons, equipment, tools, entertainment, clothing etc?
   

THE RECKONING:

The missions (What would you do, what do you think happens and the outcomes?):

1. An investigation to the ruins of a Castle where their have been reports of tourists disappearing and sightings or a long fingered small creature.
   Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

   It is a Redcap, a Goblin fey that dyes their had in the blood of it's victims that lives in places where wicked deeds took place; with sharp teeth and talons. Good at hiding
2. An investigation to reports of suspicious drownings, with signs that they were dragged into the loch.
   Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

   It turns out to be a pack of Kelpie that moved in, Horse-like aquatic predators that can shapeshift into beautiful humans to lure us to the water to drown and eat us.
3. We're contacted by the local friendly lesbian Witch coven because their members have been getting attacked and bleeded by a lone rich prick Vampire that lives in a mansion in the middle of Nowhere.
   Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

   The Vampire has human guards and a giant mutant Cù-sìth (a giant green bloodhound the size of small cow and can hunt in silence)
4. Reports from local farmers that their animals, especially their sheep and goats have been stolen and some found dead with their blood drained.
   Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

   Turns out to be horned lizards that were turned Vampiric (Chupacabras) and mutated to giant sized creatures from drinking blood from an injured Vampire. they can flatten their body to hide, can dash with great speed and bury themselves.
5. Investigating reports of "Gargoyles" attacking people. Turns out it's a misunderstanding,
   Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

   their Grotesques as they don't spout water and they didn't attack but were trying to defend the humans from a Nuggle; a man sized quadrupedal flea/silverfish/Tick-like monster with sharp sucking teeth, spits and barfs boiling hot blood, reeks, covered in diseases and has been defiling the churches they guard with their reeking blooding large toxic shits.
6. Reports of an private housing estate said to be cursed as the sky around it "bleeds" colours, strange sounds and screams from inside, missing reports and people finding unexplained slime around the place.
   Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

   Turns out the estate is owned by a cult that has turned it into one big fort and church to summon an eldritch abomination into the world to purge the "impure"; birthing the "god"'s large Leucochloridium paradoxum-like children, infecting humans with them, tainting the local water supply and trying to break down reality on Earth.
7. An investigation into missing person reports in a company town for the Minos Corporation.
   Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

   The CEO is actually a Werebull and has been turning workers trying to unionize or speak out against the corporations corrupt and evil working conditions into werebovines (aka Minotaurs) and putting them into his large underground maze as punishment. We may find ourselves in there in we're not careful.
8. A Friendly benevolent Lesbian Vampire reports us about a gang of Vampires that are killing humans, being rowdy and making themselves be known, risking the lives of the many Vampires who don't harm humans and just want to be left alone. 
   
9. Reports of missing people and rumours of twisted corpses being found and covered up by the Police near the mansion of Scientist Shou Tucker.
   Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

   He's a twisted fucking former scientist who has been kidnapping people to make into chimeras. He has the cops paid off and has weaponized many of his suffering chimeras, from giant lion-human-gorillas, human-Komodo Dragons etc.
10. A forest filled with recent missing people reports, Neo-Nazi and Gamergate graffiti and reports of dead animals with their blood drained.
    Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

    It's a group of 30-100 Neo-Nazi Gamergate Vampires, including a "lord" (if this was V:TM, they'd be 12-15th generation, the Lord being the 9th) hiding out in an old abandoned Camping park in bloody wooden cabins, spreading hate through social media and planning to start an uprising.

GOOD LUCK!!!