Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Taco Bell Tower]

really, we gonna post some Russian asshole here?

lol 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-switch-2-leaker-explains-how-he-got-the-console-early-and-why-hes-not-afraid-of-nintendo.1202268/

By this logic we assume all Americans are fascist pigs, right?

[BIONIC]

Yes

[benji]

By this logic we assume all Americans are fascist pigs, right?

Another jabroni we know hasn't picked up a book lately.

[Vertigo]

Reeee can't be serious about Hunter Schafer being in Zelda. 

Nintendo, who are stridently conservative letting a trans actor be the lead in one of their most important IPs.

 

They'd sink it before it even got off the ground.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/after-oblivion-remaster-and-starfield-i-think-bethesda-should-abandon-the-creation-engine-and-go-for-ue5.1197444/page-3#post-140370486

 User Banned (1 Month): Concern Trolling; Dismissing Concerns Around Bigotry

I heard they run on the Bigotry Engine.

weird.... i ended this game in an homosexual relationship, being best buddy with a black man.
guess its not enough for your purity test.

Remember when just a day ago B-Dubs was angry about how members constantly ruin fun threads by bringing up shit?

[Chudder Barbarity]

What is with that stupid ass Ikea shark?

Both are predators

[Chudder Barbarity]

I haven't checked, are they still using that white rapist coloniser's music in the new slopmake? If so, massive side eye to any resetera user who's been to more than 5 early morning screenings of it.

[El Derpo]

Reeee can't be serious about Hunter Schafer being in Zelda. 

Nintendo, who are stridently conservative letting a trans actor be the lead in one of their most important IPs.

 

They'd sink it before it even got off the ground.

People are really trying to make fetch happen.

[jooseloose]

Reeee can't be serious about Hunter Schafer being in Zelda.

It's literally all based around a photo of her from a red carpet once with hair that looked similar to Zelda's

[Snoopy]

My distaste for small town sheriff departments came from First Blood

[Potato]

Reeee can't be serious about Hunter Schafer being in Zelda. 

Nintendo, who are stridently conservative letting a trans actor be the lead in one of their most important IPs.

 

They'd sink it before it even got off the ground.

Just wait for the thread when Nintendo announces another actress in the role. 

These retards will have convinced themselves that Schaeffer is definitely getting the role and will be shocked SHOCKED to find out that the reports were wrong. 

The thread will be epic, mark my words.

[malfoyking]

It's all about validation for them. And of course, tha chuds will be mad!!

[Polident]

Link and Zelda are teenagers in all the games. Every story in the series is the basic hero's journey where kid leave homes and grows up throughout an adventure. Because at its core it's a fantasy video game series for children.

All the trans stuff aside, why would you get a thirty year old actor to play a child. wait, is this that "littles" thing you guys talk about.

[StandingOvation]

Just get Jack Black.

[DavidCroquet]

I can see it

(Broken Link image but it's a picture of.... Link)

Here's an idea: Let's not suggest a trans woman play a male character.

You want to explain this sus post?

Boy they'd have to do a lot of body hiding wardrobes or cgi to make that nasty frame work.

Real old heads will remember when gender-bent link was incredibly popular.

But its not cool here because Schafer is a man and everyone knows it, I guess??

[HaughtyFrank]

(Broken Link image but it's a picture of.... Link)

Boy they'd have to do a lot of body hiding wardrobes or cgi to make that nasty frame work.

Real old heads will remember when gender-bent link was incredibly popular.

But its not cool here because Schafer is a man and everyone knows it, I guess??

A woman playing Link wouldn't even be that weird since he's this androgynous elf boy. I remember when Breath of the a wild was first teased some people wondered if the main character might be Zelda because they couldn't tell it was Link without his green tunic.

[DavidCroquet]

There's also the pretty obvious peter pan association...but yeah.

I'm just laughing at this logic:

1. Trans women are women
2. women* can't play male roles

*certain kinds of women (who are women)

[Snoopy]

They should cast Bella Ramsey.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Is there a once sentence explanation for the shark?

[DavidCroquet]

Pedro Pascal as Kaepora Gaebora.

EDIT: this post is both an extension of the Zelda casting conversation as well as an answer to Cauliflower of Love.

[TylenolJones]

Another fetish thread. 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-you-discover-youre-actually-a-clone-because-the-og-you-appears.1202646/

[Polident]

Boy they'd have to do a lot of body hiding wardrobes or cgi to make that nasty frame work.

Real old heads will remember when gender-bent link was incredibly popular.

But its not cool here because Schafer is a man and everyone knows it, I guess??

A woman playing Link wouldn't even be that weird since he's this androgynous elf boy. I remember when Breath of the a wild was first teased some people wondered if the main character might be Zelda because they couldn't tell it was Link without his green tunic.

I wanted to say that old Japanese Zelda Link to the Past commercial had a lady playing Link. 



But revisiting it, it's too low resolution to make the call. 240p resolution is an ally...?

FACT CHECK: November 15 2009 on the zeldadungeon.net forums, a user commented "Link does look very feminine here Mases. I am 100% certain that the link dancer is a young woman/girl. She even has the hint of breasts under her tunic, and the dancer's leg movements look like a woman's and so do the hips. I woman is often used in place of a male when he need to be young and handsome. Female voice actors are often used for male voices too, especially boys."

[Taco Bell Tower]

Just get Jack Black.

I'll choose better: Chris Pratt 

[Straight Edge]

Sandy Duncan as Link.

[Snoopy]

Grimes as Link

[Jansen]

I honestly don't know how you can "dox" someone who posts as plagiarize with their real name as he always has. He's linked his own YouTube on Era before and it has his name right on it.

I wonder who the "good friend" is who warned him that he might be murdered by us.

I legitimately don't get it. If you really cared about your anonymity why would you post pictures of yourself that you can find with a easy Google search.

That is not doxxing

[Eric Cartman]

I had a dream about the Firefly definition of courtesans last night. Somethingsomethingitsnotwomensresponsiblitytohelpmenthroughtheirtraumassomethingsomething but the idea of institutionalized therapy through the guise of prostitution is something that's always been fascinating to me.

There's a certain mods groomed wife who has a blog you should read

[Eric Cartman]

The problem here is teacher pay, which is only doubled when you have two educators in the house.

[Vertigo]

Another thread of people assuming stuff about Nintendo and using "because Nintendo" as an argument without any other argument behind it.

Nintendo is the most conservative of all the big gaming brands. Zero chance.

Politically? No they are not. MS is currently supporting a genocide. Also Nintendo just released a game with a trans playable character last year

They are only the most conservative in terms of adopting industry standards

Its cute that Reee crazies think that Nintendo are not arch conservatives. I understand trans people will take whatever scraps are thrown, but the reality is staring them in the face. it does explain why Nintendo gets away with so much fuckshit with these groups.

Do you think that they'll ever say explicitly say that Pearl and Marina are a couple?

Can someone explain why Reee types are so obsessed with sexualising Splatoon characters?

Is it because a disturbing amount of the main fanbase are adult men with questionable hygiene, some who cosplay as women?

[Eric Cartman]

If Jeff is banned does that mean he'll be moving his Twitch stream forward?

He'll give up and blame chuds before it goes anywhere, but the kind of guy he is he would just get trolled endlessly for lulz

"WTF DO YOU MEAN ME TRYING TO BEAT THIS BOSS IS HARDER TO WATCH THAN SHE HULK? YOURE FUCKING BANNED, AND SHE HULK OBJECTIVELY HAS A GENERALLY FAVORABLE METACRITIC ACTUALLY"