The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[simiansmarts]

Genuine question, why is this app comprised of all these self-pitying NEETs with no desire to change their situation? Most other NEETs I see online are gung-ho about being anti-work but then there are these begsky people who self-diagnosis themselves as chronically ill, ADHD-ridden, depressed, fatigued, etc and just whine about not getting enough donations to fund their lifestyle of consuming anime, videogames and porn. 
 
YOU chose the NEET lifestyle, the NEET lifestyle didn't choose you.

[benji]

Genuine question, why is this app comprised of all these self-pitying NEETs with no desire to change their situation? 

They think they can guilt self-identified progressives into being easy marks through repeating progressive rhetoric.

Also they don't think of it as a grift/scam, they think of it as activism to get what they deserve.

[kaleidoscopium]

They wear self diagnoses and identities like boyscout badges, the more you have the more donations you deserve. 

[Jansen]

[Tektonic]

[Snoopy]

Did Agatha not send him any money this week?

[Jansen]

 move to California with no money. Enjoy homelessness I guess 👌

[DavidCroquet]

step one of ebegging: get a cat
step two: threaten its life every day

[BIONIC]

Jeff be simpin

[benji]

"Red state" is when every major statewide elected official is a Democrat:

[Jansen]

Jeff be simpin

They got it at Target

[Jansen]

Crisis averted

[nachobro]

[simiansmarts]

Crisis averted

His figurine preorder must’ve gotten cancelled accidentally and quickly restored

[killamajig]

Zeo don't need no shirt with all that open real estate on that forehead

I got you fam



If Jeffy was a true ally he'd get that shit tattooed on there

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Jeff be simpin

Coming from Jeff this sounds like a threat.

[Tektonic]

also; manifesting is just making stuff up right? "hmm, what can I say I need to bilk fools out of money? Topaz diseases? Rock charm expenses? $100 Ubereats Pizza fund? So many needs!"

[kaleidoscopium]

Jeff be simpin

Tweet deleted 😂

He is in the comments defending women’s honor elsewhere though

[DavidCroquet]

Jeff is licking his lips til they are chapped as he furiously scrolls between egirl thirst traps and naughty boys in need of admonition.

[Kyon1988]

Zeo has 17,6K posts on Twitter. I almost feel sorry for him. Tweeting in the void being liked by no one.

[BIONIC]

Zeo has 17,6K posts on Twitter. I almost feel sorry for him. Tweeting in the void being liked by no one.

Probably double that if we include all his deleted tweets

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[BIONIC]

Also

in the void being liked by no one.

That’s not just on twitter

[Jansen]

Don't worry everyone soon Twitter's reign will be over!

[benji]

[kaleidoscopium]

Taco Bell and butt sex



Get that freak some therapy before it’s too late

[Propagandhim]

My days are an unbroken, unemployed, chain of shallow, fleeting gratifications and impulsive indulgences devoid of purpose, yet i weirdly find myself feeling like i want to die and broadcast this on bluesky every other day until someone calms me down and tells me how amazing i am - and then the cycle repeats.  It's so confusing.

[nachobro]

My days are an unbroken, unemployed, chain of shallow, fleeting gratifications and impulsive indulgences devoid of purpose, yet i weirdly find myself feeling like i want to die and broadcast this on bluesky every other day until someone calms me down and tells me how amazing i am - and then the cycle repeats.  It's so confusing.

[Jansen]

Just stfu and give me your money, bitch.

[Jansen]

Funny how the "need by X date" is always super flexible.



ETA on informing everyone they had to use relocation funds again?



Hama's ERA username?

[Jansen]

Today is Wednesday and Wednesday is pizza day. No exceptions.