Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Boredfrom]

What I would give to see this piece of shit on his knees begging for his life. I hope this fucker has a Saddam like ending,

BLACK COMEDY! 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-puts-washington-d-c-police-under-federal-control-national-guard-to-be-deployed-to-d-c.1267119/page-9#post-144202269

[HaughtyFrank]

This question came up in my pre-check in for my dental appointment. What the fuck is going on 

Why, yes, thank you, Iam currently chestfeeding

[benji]

Do you think they used to have "don't know" on that question and removed it because they were getting an absurd amount of those answers?

[simiansmarts]

Our boy Ksweeley no longer obese! Congrats bro.

I am on Mounjaro which is the same active drug as Zepbound and it has actually helped me lose weight after being obese. My doctor recently told me I am at a currently healthy weight and am not obese anymore and my doctor told me it's due to the Mounjaro.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/serena-williams-reveals-she-uses-glp-1-weight-loss-drug-zepbound-i-just-could-never-get-back-to-where-i-needed-to-be%E2%80%99.1277853/#post-144184518

Wait.......

https://www.resetera.com/threads/serena-williams-reveals-she-uses-glp-1-weight-loss-drug-zepbound-i-just-could-never-get-back-to-where-i-needed-to-be%E2%80%99.1277853/page-2#post-144192240

The needle is super small, yeah. My wife gives me the shot every week and I barely ever feel a thing.

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His wife has to give him the weekly shot!?!?!

What a fuckin bitch-baby  Those auto injectors are the simplest things to use. It's not one of those old fashioned plunger syringes.  

I've used two different kinds but both are so easy a little kid could do it safely. Here's my current one...


You  pull the cap off, unlock it and push the button while holding it against the skin in your preferred injection area.

Yep, this Admin is definitely the typical ResetEra mod that can't handle his own health care. He needs his mommy (wife) to do it for him. 

This is the type of person Blueballs gets his marching orders from. A guy that can't manage his own diabetes because the shoot is too scary.   Yeah, those shut-ins are the ones that are going to overthrow capitalism. Hahaha

P.S. 

Serena looks like shit now. She needs to put the weight back on with the giant Al Roker head she's got.

There's a recurring trend on that forum of people mentioning how their mommy wives help them do basic functions without a hint of self-awareness. Maybe it's a Disney millennial thing

[HaughtyFrank]

Help, is this jeans ad woke or anti-woke????

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-have-8-kids-you%E2%80%99re-not-getting-to-me-%E2%80%94-woman-snatches-pickpockets-ponytail-in-viral-video.1276554/

Surprised that Resetera is suddenly in favor of violently defending your property.

[DavidCroquet]

Pickpocket somebody else. The worst of us are crazy and the best of us simply have nothing to lose.

[Snoopy]

It’s a ree mod. They’re either too fat to inject themselves. Or their flipper hands are too weak.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-date-a-supervillain-supervillainess.1278366/

Creepo thread

This would be a really hard question for me because on the one hand dating amazing super villainess is a big fantasy of mine (one kind to me, charismatic, confident, a born leader but also sly, clever, looks great in dark and has the amazing laugh and villain smile) but also I wouldn't want to date someone going to hurt people undeserving (the corrupt rich and powerful though, yeah fuck em!)... Ah I'm conflicted by my own question!

Can you grow up?

[Jansen]

also that thread is full of comments like "i lost 20lb in 3 months!" 

thats like...normal weightloss if you just don't eat garbage every day? you don't even have to starve yourself, just eat a lot of veggies with your meals and you'll feel full without packing in the cals.

hell just order from one of those premade meal prep services. probably the same price as the drug and you don't have to inject yourself with some unknown bullshit.

Insurance pays for ozempic. It fucking works where diet has failed to create enough of caloric deficit for me. 

Why wouldn't I use it. I'll use any tool in the toolbox to reach my goals

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-date-a-supervillain-supervillainess.1278366/

Creepo thread

This would be a really hard question for me because on the one hand dating amazing super villainess is a big fantasy of mine (one kind to me, charismatic, confident, a born leader but also sly, clever, looks great in dark and has the amazing laugh and villain smile) but also I wouldn't want to date someone going to hurt people undeserving (the corrupt rich and powerful though, yeah fuck em!)... Ah I'm conflicted by my own question!

Can you grow up?

There seems to be a pattern with fantasy relationships with fictional characters in a lot of these threads that feels kind of uncomfortable.

Everyone report this bigoted troll account please.

[Alpacx]

also that thread is full of comments like "i lost 20lb in 3 months!" 

thats like...normal weightloss if you just don't eat garbage every day? you don't even have to starve yourself, just eat a lot of veggies with your meals and you'll feel full without packing in the cals.

hell just order from one of those premade meal prep services. probably the same price as the drug and you don't have to inject yourself with some unknown bullshit.

Insurance pays for ozempic. It fucking works where diet has failed to create enough of caloric deficit for me. 

Why wouldn't I use it. I'll use any tool in the toolbox to reach my goals

 
Not going to look down on anybody improving their health.

Plus Ozempic's existence pisses off the "Healthy At Every Size " people and that's also a positive.

[kaleidoscopium]

Relitigating the 2024 election every single time something happens isn't going to save a single trans kid's life if any of you actually give a shit about that.

THIS.

Fucking hell.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump’s-doj-demands-every-writing-or-record-of-trans-youth-care-from-hospitals.1277808/page-2#post-144207552

Someone’s having a happy day 

[nachobro]

Why wouldn't I use it. 

cause everyone who does loses muscle mass and also looks like a sunken faced ghoul

[nachobro]

if truly nothing else works, fine

but i dont believe people that say nothing else works

[JoeBoy101]

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[*]Honestly, I've been made very uncomfortable with how fandoms treat characters, like their owed sex or to romance characters. I've said this in the past but the old Bioware forums were really bad when it came to Samara (and character who had repeatedly said no to Shepard and was in mourning both times) and demanded she MUST be romancable which eventually she did in the Citadel DLC. Like... You're owed a date or sex, if someone says no, accept it, I feel like games should point that out. On that related note, I dislike games where they treat not romancing a character a bad thing, like it's some sort of failure or treats the player character as lonely or give them no alternative videos.
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https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-date-a-supervillain-supervillainess.1278366/

Creepo thread

This would be a really hard question for me because on the one hand dating amazing super villainess is a big fantasy of mine (one kind to me, charismatic, confident, a born leader but also sly, clever, looks great in dark and has the amazing laugh and villain smile) but also I wouldn't want to date someone going to hurt people undeserving (the corrupt rich and powerful though, yeah fuck em!)... Ah I'm conflicted by my own question!

Can you grow up?

Every. Fucking. Time.

I’m going to post her bullshit statement every time she posts one of her fantasy thirsty threads on what characters she wants to rub up against.

[Lonewulfeus]

Why wouldn't I use it. 

cause everyone who does loses muscle mass and also looks like a sunken faced ghoul

Everyone or just the slightly overweight(5-10lbs) people who use it as a vanity drug instead of actual diabetics or fatties using it as intended?  I really can’t imagine going from land whale to sunken faced ghoul is a common occurrence.

[Boredfrom]

The thread is borderline a Boys Club one but is okay because Echoes made it.  

It is so transparently obvious that Echoes has a lot of sexual issues that are masked with the manchild spin.

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-date-a-supervillain-supervillainess.1278366/

Creepo thread

This would be a really hard question for me because on the one hand dating amazing super villainess is a big fantasy of mine (one kind to me, charismatic, confident, a born leader but also sly, clever, looks great in dark and has the amazing laugh and villain smile) but also I wouldn't want to date someone going to hurt people undeserving (the corrupt rich and powerful though, yeah fuck em!)... Ah I'm conflicted by my own question!

Can you grow up?

Preface 3: Godzilla and Starscream are up top because I know the Big God is popular with straight, bi and pan women.

But not wlw?  

[Boredfrom]

Honestly, I've been made very uncomfortable with how fandoms treat characters, like their owed sex or to romance characters.

“Anyway… would you date Harley Quinn?

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  (best scene of that film, BTW)

This would be a really hard question for me because on the one hand dating amazing super villainess is a big fantasy of mine (one kind to me, charismatic, confident, a born leader but also sly, clever, looks great in dark and has the amazing laugh and villain smile)

And prepares your food, makes your laundry, tells you how special you are, doesn’t nag you about getting a job and…

[JoeBoy101]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cracker-barrel-welcome-to-the-culture-war.1277658/

Being upset about corporate logo changes is such loser energy. Go have real problems in your life

Yeaaah, betting he’s not posting that next time Target takes down its DEI signage or pride flags.

[AldusMoneyPenny]

Help, is this jeans ad woke or anti-woke????

It sure woke something in me

[Jansen]

Why wouldn't I use it. 

cause everyone who does loses muscle mass and also looks like a sunken faced ghoul

I already look like shit there's literally no downside

[nachobro]

carry on

[Potato]

“Visibly trans” brother we have a gif of your everyday on estrogen picture, you just look like a guy with long hair. You don’t even keep your face clean shaven

Welp, if I get disappeared for getting the best health care for my oldest until Texas stopped allowing it, its been an honor.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump’s-doj-demands-every-writing-or-record-of-trans-youth-care-from-hospitals.1277808/page-2#post-144195423

Even though it will never happen, I would be morbidly curious to see someone do a study on the political leanings of parents of children who identify as trans.

[Potato]

Help, is this jeans ad woke or anti-woke????

It certainly woke something...in my pants.

Edit: Beaten dammit

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[Uncle]

you're wearing pants?

[Boredfrom]

The 90s were over two decades ago. The time of limited physical production runs on games is over. Even if you're - like me - the type to want to check out reviews/thoughts on a game before you buy it, it's not going to kill you to wait an extra day after release if there are no pre-release reviews.

No/limited review codes generally mean that the publisher knows it's going to be a problematic release. Except in this case there seems to be a legit reason. A lot of people here seem to have forgotten that there WILL be reviews, just not advance ones.

I mean, the reason that they give was kind of nonsensical (early backers are going to get the code the same day as everyone else  ) and the Jason’s speculation paints a picture of them not waiting to hire anybody else to coordinate this stuff even when having the money (as his puff piece states they are millionaires at this point thanks to the sales of the first game  ).

I think they are in their right to do whatever they want, the reviewers are self important dickheads and I doubt the game is going to be bad… but people are also entitled to criticize them after years of radio silence and also worth criticizing ERA obvious bias towards companies they like.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/team-cherry-posts-update-on-the-hollow-knight-kickstarter-page-after-6-years-silksong-codes-will-be-sent-to-backers-soon.1277949/

ERA would have complained about if it was anyone else.

[Jansen]

carry on

Why did you post Trump now all I can think about is McDonald's and steak with ketchup on it 

[Jansen]

Help, is this jeans ad woke or anti-woke????

Fuck this garbage wake me up when Tate McRae makes a video