Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Boredfrom]

This is the best Virtual Boy game:



AND YOU CAN PLAY IT IN 2D WITH AN EMULATOR

[Polident]

struggle gaming nostalgia

[almostheathen]

Echoes is running out of ideas she already did a I bake whole pies and eat them for snacks. Time to sexualize wasps again.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

The first amendment has nothing to do with it. Freedom of speech protects us from the government limiting our right to speak our minds, it doesn't protect us from the consequences of others not liking what we say. Should these people be fired? No, they should not. However, companies can fire people for speech they find inappropriate.

Thank you b-dubs in agreeing that people who played the Hogwarts game shouldn't have been harassed. 

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

struggle gaming nostalgia

announce cammy as a lesbian capcom!

[almostheathen]

Oh shit i had that struggle handheld came with "ecards" to swipe the fighters. Might of been ssf2 turbo though.

[Alpacx]

Echoes is running out of ideas she already did a I bake whole pies and eat them for snacks. Time to sexualize wasps again.

How about sexualizing pies?

[Uncle]

And I can comfortably say we had no standards. We’d regularly play those Tiger LCD handhelds. But nobody wanted to play the Virtual Boy.

Stix Klobber was a fun as fuck little fighting game, I mastered it and kept playing it, it's the one handheld LCD I wore out completely

struggle gaming nostalgia  

see that's badass

I'm convinced fighting games were one of the best fits for this format because you couldn't really do traditional level design so stuff like Sonic or all the Disney games were just randomized linear garbage

[Potato]

People say the economy is in the shitter, and then go out and spend $700+ on a Switch 2 and all its bullshit

Look at the sales figures

The economy is doing great actually

We don't have a cost of living problem, we have a cost of spending problem. 

People who complain about everything costing more than when their parents were the same age don't want to give up the second and third tv, the daily artisanal bread and coffee, the air conditioning, the collector's edition trainers, the Gundam figurines, the video game and streaming subscriptions.

[HaughtyFrank]

The first amendment has nothing to do with it. Freedom of speech protects us from the government limiting our right to speak our minds, it doesn't protect us from the consequences of others not liking what we say. Should these people be fired? No, they should not. However, companies can fire people for speech they find inappropriate.

Thank you b-dubs in agreeing that people who played the Hogwarts game shouldn't have been harassed. 

I cant believe that dubs entertains the idea that cancel culture is real

[Besticus Maximus]

struggle gaming nostalgia

I played this but playing a virtual boy was like having a pet Lion in my ghetto

[Boredfrom]

People say the economy is in the shitter, and then go out and spend $700+ on a Switch 2 and all its bullshit

Look at the sales figures

The economy is doing great actually

We don't have a cost of living problem, we have a cost of spending problem. 

People who complain about everything costing more than when their parents were the same age don't want to give up the second and third tv, the daily artisanal bread and coffee, the air conditioning, the collector's edition trainers, the Gundam figurines, the video game and streaming subscriptions.

First World Problems.

[HaughtyFrank]

That's one word for ruining the finale. 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/end-of-la-vuelta-cycling-race-turns-into-a-show-of-solidarity-for-palestine-09-14-25.1297731/


I'm sure people love Palestine now

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

People say the economy is in the shitter, and then go out and spend $700+ on a Switch 2 and all its bullshit

Look at the sales figures

The economy is doing great actually

We don't have a cost of living problem, we have a cost of spending problem. 

People who complain about everything costing more than when their parents were the same age don't want to give up the second and third tv, the daily artisanal bread and coffee, the air conditioning, the collector's edition trainers, the Gundam figurines, the video game and streaming subscriptions.

sigh why can't y'all understand that video games are the only luxury some have? would y'all rather we live depressed lives? Mario is the only thing we have.

[Besticus Maximus]

Ultra exotic Rare good Planetsmasher post

I'm not sure the game can ever get around how goofy it is that you have to spend 60% of your playtime in a METAL GEAR GAME stabbing zombies through a fence with sticks.

Like, yes, it has a lot of mechanical depth if you want to put that level of effort into it, but I don't think most players will bother with it long enough for that depth to show itself.

[Potato]

People say the economy is in the shitter, and then go out and spend $700+ on a Switch 2 and all its bullshit

Look at the sales figures

The economy is doing great actually

We don't have a cost of living problem, we have a cost of spending problem. 

People who complain about everything costing more than when their parents were the same age don't want to give up the second and third tv, the daily artisanal bread and coffee, the air conditioning, the collector's edition trainers, the Gundam figurines, the video game and streaming subscriptions.

First World Problems.

You play video games in Mexico. You ain't poor.

[HaughtyFrank]

People say the economy is in the shitter, and then go out and spend $700+ on a Switch 2 and all its bullshit

Look at the sales figures

The economy is doing great actually

We don't have a cost of living problem, we have a cost of spending problem. 

People who complain about everything costing more than when their parents were the same age don't want to give up the second and third tv, the daily artisanal bread and coffee, the air conditioning, the collector's edition trainers, the Gundam figurines, the video game and streaming subscriptions.

sigh why can't y'all understand that video games are the only luxury some have? would y'all rather we live depressed lives? Mario is the only thing we have.

"Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Nintendo re-released the Virtual Boy. Go and buy one. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am a Virtual Boy.'"

[Boredfrom]

We don't have a cost of living problem, we have a cost of spending problem. 

People who complain about everything costing more than when their parents were the same age don't want to give up the second and third tv, the daily artisanal bread and coffee, the air conditioning, the collector's edition trainers, the Gundam figurines, the video game and streaming subscriptions.

First World Problems.

You play video games in Mexico. You ain't poor.

I’m not rich either.  

[Boredfrom]

You can do all the mental gymnastics you want, it comes down to tariffs.

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/new-kirby-air-riders-amiibo-are-50.1296831/page-4

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

mexicans are white adjacent. 

[Uncle]

you have to play video games in mexico, the only alternative is go outside get stung by scorpion, eat hot chip and get beheaded by cartel

[Uncle]

We don't have a cost of living problem, we have a cost of spending problem. 

People who complain about everything costing more than when their parents were the same age don't want to give up the second and third tv, the daily artisanal bread and coffee, the air conditioning, the collector's edition trainers, the Gundam figurines, the video game and streaming subscriptions.

sigh why can't y'all understand that video games are the only luxury some have? would y'all rather we live depressed lives? Mario is the only thing we have.

"Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Nintendo re-released the Virtual Boy. Go and buy one. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am a Virtual Boy.'"

doctor plays man for 15 minutes. gets eyestrain and says wow what a piece of shit

[Boredfrom]

you have to play video games in mexico, the only alternative is go outside get stung by scorpion, eat hot chip and get beheaded by cartel

Or play soccer.

[Boredfrom]

sigh why can't y'all understand that video games are the only luxury some have? would y'all rather we live depressed lives? Mario is the only thing we have.

"Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Nintendo re-released the Virtual Boy. Go and buy one. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am a Virtual Boy.'"

doctor plays man for 15 minutes. gets eyestrain and says wow what a piece of shit

Nintendies: sigh… is just 5 seconds of eyestrain.  

[BIONIC]

But doctor…I am a Virtual Boy.

Egg post

[DavidCroquet]

Ultra exotic Rare good Planetsmasher post

I'm not sure the game can ever get around how goofy it is that you have to spend 60% of your playtime in a METAL GEAR GAME stabbing zombies through a fence with sticks.

Like, yes, it has a lot of mechanical depth if you want to put that level of effort into it, but I don't think most players will bother with it long enough for that depth to show itself.

I just bought this on a random whim (Kojima Dickriding Disorder flared up) and will report back on my experience.

[who is ted danson?]

New unlimited econonic growth glitch:

1. USA announces official new mascot platformer game called Donald
   
2. All citizens MUST buy at least one copy, and at least one battle pass per year for it
   
3. Donald will be vibecoded on STARGATE 2.0, a $10 trillion dollar data centre 
   
4. Meta, Oracle, Openai, anthropic and Microsoft all involved
   
5. Donald has it's own crypto and NFT collection 
   
6. If you don't buy Donald, you get ICEd
   
7. Profit
   

[who is ted danson?]

It's time to BAN the Donald ripoffs Nintendo and Mario

[Boredfrom]

New unlimited econonic growth glitch:

1. USA announces official new mascot platformer game called Donald
   
2. All citizens MUST buy at least one copy, and at least one battle pass per year for it
   
3. Donald will be vibecoded on STARGATE 2.0, a $10 trillion dollar data centre 
   
4. Meta, Oracle, Openai, anthropic and Microsoft all involved
   
5. Donald has it's own crypto and NFT collection 
   
6. If you don't buy Donald, you get ICEd
   
7. Profit
   

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/okay-admit-it-which-one-of-you-era-users-ate-all-the-pie.1297713/

I baked a delicious Rhubarb and Apple pie (actually it was a Crumble but I doubt most non-Scottish people know what that is so I'm saying pie) and had it out on the open window in the ResetERA Kitchen (roll with it) to cool off as I made the custard and now it's GONE! EATEN! THE TINFOIL TRAY EMPTY!!!!!!

Which one of YOU did it!!!!???? Huh! WHICH ONE!?!? ADMIT IT!!!!!

DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT THE CARVING KNIFE TO FIGURE IT OUT... AGAIN!!!! WE DON'T WANT A REPEAT OF THE VINDALOO INCIDENT!!!!

WHO!!!!????

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

Didn't Echo made a thread about making a birthday cake and not sharing it with anyone because traumatized gladiator battles with his siblings or something?