United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[simiansmarts]

My president is out here doing an amazing job of stopping the division in the country and bringing everyone together through peace and love no matter our political differences. 
 

[Nintex]

This memorial speech is the weirdest fucking shit ever

He was even talking about the tariffs.

Anyway Charlie is dead and buried time to arrest Obamna and Crazy Nancy and send them to alligator island Bagram Airbase

Impressive how the Trump team turned the shooting of one podcast grifter into 9/11 that took skill.

[DavidCroquet]

Call me Nintex but I think these clips are pretty reasonable. Especially considering it's Trump and friends we're talking about here.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Bravo, Mr. President. The perfect eulogy for the deceased! 

[Nintex]

Just arrest everybody

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Is Nintex off the Trump train? What's going on?!

[Besticus Maximus]

Is Nintex off the Trump train? What's going on?!

Nintex is undergoing his own dimensional merge currently

[Nintex]

"She'll bring a date to your funeral"

[who is ted danson?]

As you will all be attention to this matter, covfefe

[benji]

[Polident]

Seen Conan Without Borders. Seen Law and Order. Don't know what streaming service Religion is on. And it's actually called No Country for Old Men.

[benji]

[Himu]

How is any of this confusing?

[Himu]

Anyways, the left are fucked. I'm doing my part to help make sure the Democratic Party never gains power again by helping vote registrations. 

The Dems are showing they're fucked elsewhere. Do Nothings strike again. We must work tirelessly to end the Democratic Party so it can be replaced with something that actually cares about The People and not be full of SSRI addled nihilists.

That's right, Jack. Dems are scum and only are in power because they seek it from Ilhan Omar, AOC, Pelosi to Obama;etc. They are leeches on our country. They seek power not to lead or make your life better but to fatten their pockets. I'll tell you what her plans are: replace every American citizen with a foreigner.

Oh, and fuck you Mandark. You immoral Dem shill.

[Nintex]

What the fuck

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

nintex why is daddy trump doing this. 

[benji]

I'll tell you what her plans are: replace every American citizen with a foreigner.

[Ethan]

America, please go fetch your senile grandpa currently rambling in front of the UN General Assembly.

[Himu]

Good on Trump. Don't forget the Arab rapists. Europe is cucked to their leadership. Thank God for America and the second amendment. Europeans are retarded.

WELL LOOKIE HERE

[Nintex]

"The UN gave me two things: an escalator that stopped half the way up and a teleprompter that doesn't work." - Donald John Trump

[Nintex]

official government communications 

[Potato]

Go home USA, you're drunk

[DavidCroquet]

official government communications 

When they say "to train them is my cause", what do they mean by that?

[TylenolJones]

WE ARE AT WAR

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

If Tylenol is linked to autism what do we do about TylenolJones?

[benji]

   

[benji]

[Ribosome]

Ford Courts Riskier Borrowers With Lower Rates for F-150 Pickups

Unusual end-of-quarter sales promotion addresses affordability for shoppers with weak credit histories

Recession imminent?

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Respect to our First Lady. Held steady and started walking the stairs. Composure, Grace and Awareness

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

If Tylenol is linked to autism what do we do about TylenolJones?

I always knew autism was all his fault.