Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Polident]

There’s a type of writing in modern media designed explicitly for Twitter screenshots.

[filler]

is amirox(pbuh) out of prison? I need an update on that fatass

[Uncle]

is amirox out of prison? I need an update on that fatass

https://www.meganslaw.psp.pa.gov/OffenderDetails/PhysDesc/44459

[filler]

[simiansmarts]

Amir0x must’ve gotten roughed up from
2022-2023 lmao

[benji]

I think I would prefer if we didn't make Top of the Page Convicted Sex Offender a regular thing.

[filler]

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

yiff
cum
sigh
so tired
food
mutual aid
trans
cum

[Uncle]

I think I would prefer if we didn't make Top of the Page Convicted Sex Offender a regular thing.

wow mr. free speech over here

[Taco Bell Tower]

Page 420, nice 

[Propagandhim]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-wife-said-she-doesnt-feel-the-same-about-me-ive-never-felt-so-alone-in-my-life-also-is-the-world-just-completely-fucked-now.1314745/

   

this is like, the least fucking surprising thing ever.
If it was a really really strict religous school its also super likely she is an absolute freaky slut, 'somehow' despite her intensively religious shame based upbringing

   

I bet she has friends with dreads who took a gap year to go backpacking around Southeast Asia.

is amirox out of prison? I need an update on that fatass

https://www.meganslaw.psp.pa.gov/OffenderDetails/PhysDesc/44459

*Norm Macdonald voice*  Nah, but he's a good man.

[Garfield]

5'8 270

momma mia!

[Garfield]

a BMI of over 25 is overweight, over 30 is obese

this fuck's BMI is 41.0 !!

[Switters]

Jeff's girlfriend's boyfriend when he starts talking like a 28 year old fat chick who answers the phone at Great Clips whenever Taylor comes up:

[Nintex]

THE FALL OF AMIR0X



https://suno.com/s/KvQJjI8tmYk5RFw1

[remy]

I think reset has never been a more miserable shithole than it is right now. every topic the first two pages are just filled with the dumbest fucks imaginable

[nampad]

Have to say Zeo already moved up the rank of my resetera shit list seeing you guys post his social media drama, guy just doesn’t have a life at all.

And now he starts posting Peacemaker spoilers in unmarked threads, I just finished season 1 😭😖

That’s what I get for not being a loser who can spent all of his time watching cape shit.

And he isn’t blueballs, blueballs would have posted more during his ban 🤣

[nampad]

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THE FALL OF AMIR0X



https://suno.com/s/KvQJjI8tmYk5RFw1

I think I am now on nepnep‘s side, AI slop isn’t art 🤮
But then we have Linkin Park who even suck without AI 🤔

[Eric Cartman]

Might as well put this much energy in to the creative merit of Lazy town.

[Eric Cartman]

These dudes.

its KIND OF FUCKING WILD to posit that the retention of hostages is the only thing stopping a genocide, when there was no fucking genocide prior to those hostages being taken, and in fact a fairly plausible scenario that a genocide is still ongoing precisely because those fucking hostages weren't returned.

But I guess I forgot that its a COOL FORUM

[Eric Cartman]

Four years seems too short given the circumstances, but also he'll never work again so it's fine.

I wish I could never work again. I mean seriously, that is supposed to be considered a punishment after a mere 4 years in prison?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sean-combs-sentenced-to-more-than-four-years-in-prison.1316173/page-2#post-145995208

I think the courts have been pretty harsh on diddy.
Based on his previous works, I don't think he actually did most of this shit, he was just stood in the background going "uh-huh, yeah"

[Jansen]

Page 420, nice 

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lina-khan-microsoft%E2%80%99s-acquisition-of-activision-has-been-followed-by-significant-price-hikes-and-layoffs-harming-both-gamers-and-developers.1316197/

  User banned (Permanent): attacking other posters and trolling over a series of posts; a long history of attacking other posters and platform warring. Upgraded after admin review due to off-site harassment.

I feel like this is a huge 'I told you so' after the fellatio that happened during the ABK acquisition on this very forum where people made money.



Discuss. Was it worth it?


Source: https://x.com/linamkhan/status/1974192096841265511

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lina-khan-microsoft%E2%80%99s-acquisition-of-activision-has-been-followed-by-significant-price-hikes-and-layoffs-harming-both-gamers-and-developers.1316197/#post-145988689

This thread was obviously not made in good faith and is being locked.

If someone wants to make a thread in good faith feel free.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/golden-retriever-boyfriends-and-ick-lists-gen-z%E2%80%99s-dating-rules-are-making-them-%E2%80%98constantly-disappointed%E2%80%99.1314763/page-5#post-145934872

 User Banned (2 Weeks): Misogynist Rhetoric

If he's hot, this list will not matter. More like an excuse list.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/golden-retriever-boyfriends-and-ick-lists-gen-z%E2%80%99s-dating-rules-are-making-them-%E2%80%98constantly-disappointed%E2%80%99.1314763/page-5#post-145937842

 User Banned (2 Weeks): Misogynist Rhetoric

If he's hot, this list will not matter. More like an excuse list.

/thread

ick lists only apply to those who don't rate "head turner" on the conventionally attractive scale.

If a 25-year old Ronaldo walks into a room, panties start dropping regardless if he sniffs every five minutes or hasn't cooked a day in his life. lol

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/senate-fails-to-pass-funding-bill-55-45-2-democrats-and-1-independent-yes-1-republican-no-shutting-down-the-government-at-midnight-est.1313062/page-15#post-145970089

 User Banned (2 Weeks): Racist rhetoric, account in junior phase

Imagine if this was the Democratic ticket.

Imagine if ten years ago Sanders and his supporters weren't smeared as being chauvinists, imagine if Bernie wasn't screamed off the stage by BLM protesters, etc. America rejected him, America failed him.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lina-khan-microsoft%E2%80%99s-acquisition-of-activision-has-been-followed-by-significant-price-hikes-and-layoffs-harming-both-gamers-and-developers.1316197/

  User banned (Permanent): attacking other posters and trolling over a series of posts; a long history of attacking other posters and platform warring. Upgraded after admin review due to off-site harassment.

I feel like this is a huge 'I told you so' after the fellatio that happened during the ABK acquisition on this very forum where people made money.



Discuss. Was it worth it?


Source: https://x.com/linamkhan/status/1974192096841265511

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lina-khan-microsoft%E2%80%99s-acquisition-of-activision-has-been-followed-by-significant-price-hikes-and-layoffs-harming-both-gamers-and-developers.1316197/#post-145988689

This thread was obviously not made in good faith and is being locked.

If someone wants to make a thread in good faith feel free.

Wasn't it revealed that one of the mods, maybe even B-Dubs, had MS stocks and that's why they're so extra sensitive about the whole thing?

[Hap Shaughnessy]

Member only:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i%E2%80%99m-going-to-be-undocumented-in-about-a-month-i-need-advise.1316425/

Yesterday the Supreme Court decided to fuck over half a million people and gave the Trump administration the go ahead to strip TPS for Venezuelans even though a federal judge and the Ninth Court of appeals made a final judgement on our favor(law scholars are in shock because SCOTUS has basically never stayed a final decision in a shadow docket)

I have been leaving in the US for 24 years. I graduated in 2013 from the University of South Florida with a BS in computer engineering. I have a good paying job as a IT Professional working with the Court Administration for one of the Florida's Judicial Circuit which I'm going to lose.

I don't know what to do. I feel like a complete failure because in all these years I wasn't able to even get partner to marry and form a family and maybe get paper this way but alas.

I haven't sleep tonight thinking what I'm going to do.

I came here in 2001 on a tourist visa and overstayed. Was undocumented until Biden Admin gave us TPS.

I can't apply for asylum here because the time has passed.

My Venezuelan passport is expired and can't renew it here because there is no Venezuelan embassy here.

Go back to Venezuela, renew my passport there and see where I can go from there?

I was thinking of asking my employer to sponsor me but that is out of the window now. Can't do it in one month.

This sucks.

My advice would be to not post this on a public video game forum.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/senate-fails-to-pass-funding-bill-55-45-2-democrats-and-1-independent-yes-1-republican-no-shutting-down-the-government-at-midnight-est.1313062/page-15#post-145970089

 User Banned (2 Weeks): Racist rhetoric, account in junior phase

Imagine if this was the Democratic ticket.

Imagine if ten years ago Sanders and his supporters weren't smeared as being chauvinists, imagine if Bernie wasn't screamed off the stage by BLM protesters, etc. America rejected him, America failed him.

How is that racist rhetoric??? Bernie was literally screamed off the stage by BLM protesters. Meanwhile Clinton with a much more problematic past caught barely any of that



Isn't it wonderful to just memoryhole these things and then declare anyone a racist for even bringing it up?

[simiansmarts]

a BMI of over 25 is overweight, over 30 is obese

this fuck's BMI is 41.0 !!

Do they got McDonalds in prison??

[Orange Juice Box]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i%E2%80%99m-going-to-be-undocumented-in-about-a-month-i-need-advise.1316425/

Yesterday the Supreme Court decided to fuck over half a million people and gave the Trump administration the go ahead to strip TPS for Venezuelans even though a federal judge and the Ninth Court of appeals made a final judgement on our favor(law scholars are in shock because SCOTUS has basically never stayed a final decision in a shadow docket)

I have been leaving in the US for 24 years. I graduated in 2013 from the University of South Florida with a BS in computer engineering. I have a good paying job as a IT Professional working with the Court Administration for one of the Florida's Judicial Circuit which I'm going to lose.

I don't know what to do. I feel like a complete failure because in all these years I wasn't able to even get partner to marry and form a family and maybe get paper this way but alas.

I haven't sleep tonight thinking what I'm going to do.

I came here in 2001 on a tourist visa and overstayed. Was undocumented until Biden Admin gave us TPS.

I can't apply for asylum here because the time has passed.

My Venezuelan passport is expired and can't renew it here because there is no Venezuelan embassy here.

Go back to Venezuela, renew my passport there and see where I can go from there?

I was thinking of asking my employer to sponsor me but that is out of the window now. Can't do it in one month.

This sucks.

My advice would be to not post this on a public video game forum.

Jesus Christ, you couldn't find an american women to marry you to save your life?  Does this guy have some "no fatties," life?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/senate-fails-to-pass-funding-bill-55-45-2-democrats-and-1-independent-yes-1-republican-no-shutting-down-the-government-at-midnight-est.1313062/page-15#post-145970089

 User Banned (2 Weeks): Racist rhetoric, account in junior phase

Imagine if ten years ago Sanders and his supporters weren't smeared as being chauvinists, imagine if Bernie wasn't screamed off the stage by BLM protesters, etc. America rejected him, America failed him.

How is that racist rhetoric??? Bernie was literally screamed off the stage by BLM protesters. Meanwhile Clinton with a much more problematic past caught barely any of that

Isn't it wonderful to just memoryhole these things and then declare anyone a racist for even bringing it up?

Just thinking of his probable and most likely reaction to Gaza makes me want to pro-activcly future decide to not vote.  I'm so leftist.