Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-the-hobgoblin-queen-grants-you-the-power-to-save-load-your-progress-in-the-real-world-plus-other-powers.1345945/

So you have been summoned to the grand Meadery below ResetEra, miles of fine wines, Mead, beer etc further then the eyes can see; like the halls of Moria except it's stacks of drink. You are brought to the Queen of ERA's Hobgoblins who grants you a boon for being such a good test subject in their many experiments over the years.

You now have been granted the ability to save and load in real life. You now have a special device that has10 save slots which saves time exactly where it is (exactly where you are) and you are able to load back into those times whenever you want.

If the device is destroyed or breaks, you lose this ability and their is no option to go back to the "Present" if you didn't save it first.

EDIT: Your memories come back with you when you load, would be a bit pointless otherwise (:

You are also given the following bonus options for your device (you may pick two; you may unlock more when you level up by doing good deeds and being a caring person).

1. The ability for all spoken language directed at you to be automatically translated accurately as text in your vision.
   
2. To be able to see your stamina meter in your vision.
   
3. Big Head mode.
   
4. Item Management, a mode that automatically organizes your shelfs, Fridge and other storage space to be efficient.
   
5. Mini map, 100% accurate in you vision.
   
6. Inbuilt compass/indicator to where you're supposed to go.
   

So... WHAT HAPPENS!?!?!?
(Try not to be weird or creepy in the replies)

Edit: This one been posted?
https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-you-have-a-very-odd-night-in-disneyland.1343815

]It is the year 2026...

So whether you were dragged there via friends, won a ticket, invited by the company under mysterious circumstances etc etc... You are now in California in Disneyland on a cool September day... AND NO, YOU CAN'T JUST GO, COME ON!!! PLAY ALONG AND YOU'LL GET "A" MUFFIN!!!

The Park has gone through some renovations recently from funding via a deal with xAI and OpenAI, modifying and "fixing" the audio animatronics and rides with ChatGPT level of AI. The day has gone well (unless you hate Disney or/and theme parks in which cause it's been awful) but their have been several oddities, rides acting funny, worried staff; a feeling you're being watched intently...
That night, potentially separated by your friends, you find yourself struggling somehow to get out of the park before 10pm until eventually.... *BOOM!!!* You're shut in for the night! Stuck in the park until 8am the next day... And it's a very cold and rainy night.

But oddly, the lights are on and the door is open to the Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln stage show. you enter the building for warmth and to your surprise, when you enter the theatre, the stage show begins, with Abraham Lincoln standing up from his chair and making his speech... Until he goes off script, his dialogue sounding liking it's cut up from other segments and distorted... And he begins talking about you, some accurate; some inaccurate... And then he whips out a bloody Smith & Wesson revolver from his pocket and fires it at you; hunting you across the park...

Because tonight... Disneyland is having an AI MELTDOWN!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

The threats:

1. The "improved" audio animatronic of Abraham Lincoln is hunting you. He's slow and inaccurate and will be going on about the unfairness of existence (he will also answer questions if asked (won't stop him trying to kill you), some of the answers being accurate). He also has spare ammo but struggles hard to reload his gun.
   
2. The Audio animatronic of Walt Disney from the 'A Magical Life' stage show is also trying to hunt you with a hunting rifle and he and Lincoln have already killed all the park's night staff. Walt Disney also thinks he's a hentai character, in love with Elon Musk; and will unprompted discuss "white genocide" in South Africa, citing farm murders and the song "Kill the Boer".
   
3. The Pirates of the Caribbean animatronics can't speak and move as well as the above two, but will try to grab you if you get to close to the ride and will try to eat you... They can't actually digest you but it's the act they enjoy.
   
4. The Mainstreet vehicles are self-driving and crashing into everything and the Railroad Train is out of control and will eventually go off the rails and explode in a burning fireball.
   
5. The bird animatronics in the Enchanted Tiki Room will randomly explode while yelling at you about nonsense; both to try to hurt you and because the AI is just that crap.
   
   
6. The children in the It's a Small World ride will be singing random nonsense or pop song made by AI and will screech loudly to alert Lincoln and Walts to your presence. The will also giggle manically.
   
7. The Mark Twain Riverboat will crash onto land and force itself into the rest of the park, trying to hunt you or anything else the boat sees moving.
   
8. The Snow White animatronic from the Enchanted Wish ride now thinks their a Professional Wrestler and will wrestle you to death.
   
9. Autopia cars and the Dumbo the Flying Elephant carousel are now speeding out of control.
   
10. Haunted Mansion is full of bodies Walts and Lincoln placed there.
    
11. Hondo Ohnaka is NOT actively trying to kill you and acts like their trying to help you; but their actually trying to con you out of everything you have, including your organs to sell.
    
12. The Storm Troopers from the Rise of the Resistance ride are marching everywhere in the park, bonking their heads on everything, trying to fire their useless blasters and being more of a nuisance then anything.
    

You have to survive at least 10 hours in the park alone with these threats, there will be safety in the morning. Can you survive the night in Disneyland?
And so... WHAT HAPPENS!?!?!?

Didn't they used to ban people for using red text? Something about only mods could use it?

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/charged-with-reckless-driving.1346080/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/charged-with-reckless-driving.1346080/page-2
https://www.instagram.com/henry.s550/
https://www.youtube.com/@Dinokill
https://archive.is/fggWI
https://archive.is/PxD74
https://archive.is/wip/oFDYc
https://archive.is/eAWjX

benji made me do this

First that is some weak ass reckless driving. Second why the fuck would you doxx yourself like this 🤣

And some people are going off on him about it 

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i%E2%80%99m-going-to-be-undocumented-in-about-a-month-i-need-advise.1316425/

Yesterday the Supreme Court decided to fuck over half a million people and gave the Trump administration the go ahead to strip TPS for Venezuelans even though a federal judge and the Ninth Court of appeals made a final judgement on our favor(law scholars are in shock because SCOTUS has basically never stayed a final decision in a shadow docket)



I have been leaving in the US for 24 years. I graduated in 2013 from the University of South Florida with a BS in computer engineering. I have a good paying job as a IT Professional working with the Court Administration for one of the Florida's Judicial Circuit which I'm going to lose.



I don't know what to do. I feel like a complete failure because in all these years I wasn't able to even get partner to marry and form a family and maybe get paper this way but alas.



I haven't sleep tonight thinking what I'm going to do.



I came here in 2001 on a tourist visa and overstayed. Was undocumented until Biden Admin gave us TPS.



I can't apply for asylum here because the time has passed.



My Venezuelan passport is expired and can't renew it here because there is no Venezuelan embassy here.



Go back to Venezuela, renew my passport there and see where I can go from there?



I was thinking of asking my employer to sponsor me but that is out of the window now. Can't do it in one month.



This sucks.

What an idiot

[JoeBoy101]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i%E2%80%99m-going-to-be-undocumented-in-about-a-month-i-need-advise.1316425/

Yesterday the Supreme Court decided to fuck over half a million people and gave the Trump administration the go ahead to strip TPS for Venezuelans even though a federal judge and the Ninth Court of appeals made a final judgement on our favor(law scholars are in shock because SCOTUS has basically never stayed a final decision in a shadow docket)



I have been leaving in the US for 24 years. I graduated in 2013 from the University of South Florida with a BS in computer engineering. I have a good paying job as a IT Professional working with the Court Administration for one of the Florida's Judicial Circuit which I'm going to lose.



I don't know what to do. I feel like a complete failure because in all these years I wasn't able to even get partner to marry and form a family and maybe get paper this way but alas.



I haven't sleep tonight thinking what I'm going to do.



I came here in 2001 on a tourist visa and overstayed. Was undocumented until Biden Admin gave us TPS.



I can't apply for asylum here because the time has passed.



My Venezuelan passport is expired and can't renew it here because there is no Venezuelan embassy here.



Go back to Venezuela, renew my passport there and see where I can go from there?



I was thinking of asking my employer to sponsor me but that is out of the window now. Can't do it in one month.



This sucks.

What an idiot

I knew I recognized the name! Motherfucker stayed here for nearly a quarter of a century and never locked down his naturalization, and is now trying to blame Trump. Shithead is so dense he can be classified a gravitational anomaly. That reckless driving thread is the cherry on top.

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-the-hobgoblin-queen-grants-you-the-power-to-save-load-your-progress-in-the-real-world-plus-other-powers.1345945/

wlw?

The irony

So... WHAT HAPPENS!?!?!?
(Try not to be weird or creepy in the replies)

[Boredfrom]

Unless I missed one, which is very likely, at least they’ve laid off on the blatant horny wow threads. Perhaps a talking-to was received.

You spoke too soon

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gwynn-is-great-pok%C3%A9mon-legends-z-a.1346032/

You meant to type out IVOR: THE FIST OF JUSTICE

“WHY IS MY FORUM SO SHIT?”

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-the-hobgoblin-queen-grants-you-the-power-to-save-load-your-progress-in-the-real-world-plus-other-powers.1345945/

So you have been summoned to the grand Meadery below ResetEra, miles of fine wines, Mead, beer etc further then the eyes can see; like the halls of Moria except it's stacks of drink. You are brought to the Queen of ERA's Hobgoblins who grants you a boon for being such a good test subject in their many experiments over the years.

You now have been granted the ability to save and load in real life. You now have a special device that has10 save slots which saves time exactly where it is (exactly where you are) and you are able to load back into those times whenever you want.

If the device is destroyed or breaks, you lose this ability and their is no option to go back to the "Present" if you didn't save it first.

EDIT: Your memories come back with you when you load, would be a bit pointless otherwise (:

You are also given the following bonus options for your device (you may pick two; you may unlock more when you level up by doing good deeds and being a caring person).

1. The ability for all spoken language directed at you to be automatically translated accurately as text in your vision.
   
2. To be able to see your stamina meter in your vision.
   
3. Big Head mode.
   
4. Item Management, a mode that automatically organizes your shelfs, Fridge and other storage space to be efficient.
   
5. Mini map, 100% accurate in you vision.
   
6. Inbuilt compass/indicator to where you're supposed to go.
   

So... WHAT HAPPENS!?!?!?
(Try not to be weird or creepy in the replies)

Edit: This one been posted?
https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-you-have-a-very-odd-night-in-disneyland.1343815

]It is the year 2026...

So whether you were dragged there via friends, won a ticket, invited by the company under mysterious circumstances etc etc... You are now in California in Disneyland on a cool September day... AND NO, YOU CAN'T JUST GO, COME ON!!! PLAY ALONG AND YOU'LL GET "A" MUFFIN!!!

The Park has gone through some renovations recently from funding via a deal with xAI and OpenAI, modifying and "fixing" the audio animatronics and rides with ChatGPT level of AI. The day has gone well (unless you hate Disney or/and theme parks in which cause it's been awful) but their have been several oddities, rides acting funny, worried staff; a feeling you're being watched intently...
That night, potentially separated by your friends, you find yourself struggling somehow to get out of the park before 10pm until eventually.... *BOOM!!!* You're shut in for the night! Stuck in the park until 8am the next day... And it's a very cold and rainy night.

But oddly, the lights are on and the door is open to the Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln stage show. you enter the building for warmth and to your surprise, when you enter the theatre, the stage show begins, with Abraham Lincoln standing up from his chair and making his speech... Until he goes off script, his dialogue sounding liking it's cut up from other segments and distorted... And he begins talking about you, some accurate; some inaccurate... And then he whips out a bloody Smith & Wesson revolver from his pocket and fires it at you; hunting you across the park...

Because tonight... Disneyland is having an AI MELTDOWN!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

The threats:

1. The "improved" audio animatronic of Abraham Lincoln is hunting you. He's slow and inaccurate and will be going on about the unfairness of existence (he will also answer questions if asked (won't stop him trying to kill you), some of the answers being accurate). He also has spare ammo but struggles hard to reload his gun.
   
2. The Audio animatronic of Walt Disney from the 'A Magical Life' stage show is also trying to hunt you with a hunting rifle and he and Lincoln have already killed all the park's night staff. Walt Disney also thinks he's a hentai character, in love with Elon Musk; and will unprompted discuss "white genocide" in South Africa, citing farm murders and the song "Kill the Boer".
   
3. The Pirates of the Caribbean animatronics can't speak and move as well as the above two, but will try to grab you if you get to close to the ride and will try to eat you... They can't actually digest you but it's the act they enjoy.
   
4. The Mainstreet vehicles are self-driving and crashing into everything and the Railroad Train is out of control and will eventually go off the rails and explode in a burning fireball.
   
5. The bird animatronics in the Enchanted Tiki Room will randomly explode while yelling at you about nonsense; both to try to hurt you and because the AI is just that crap.
   
   
6. The children in the It's a Small World ride will be singing random nonsense or pop song made by AI and will screech loudly to alert Lincoln and Walts to your presence. The will also giggle manically.
   
7. The Mark Twain Riverboat will crash onto land and force itself into the rest of the park, trying to hunt you or anything else the boat sees moving.
   
8. The Snow White animatronic from the Enchanted Wish ride now thinks their a Professional Wrestler and will wrestle you to death.
   
9. Autopia cars and the Dumbo the Flying Elephant carousel are now speeding out of control.
   
10. Haunted Mansion is full of bodies Walts and Lincoln placed there.
    
11. Hondo Ohnaka is NOT actively trying to kill you and acts like their trying to help you; but their actually trying to con you out of everything you have, including your organs to sell.
    
12. The Storm Troopers from the Rise of the Resistance ride are marching everywhere in the park, bonking their heads on everything, trying to fire their useless blasters and being more of a nuisance then anything.
    

You have to survive at least 10 hours in the park alone with these threats, there will be safety in the morning. Can you survive the night in Disneyland?
And so... WHAT HAPPENS!?!?!?

Didn't they used to ban people for using red text? Something about only mods could use it?

Yes, but Echos is with the ReeTrans mafia so they get the pass.

[benji]

I will say Rowling seems pretty okay with throwing away any semblance of brand protection to claw at remaining relevant if she's okay with signing off on Harry Potter running around with a fucking AK. There have been multiple major properties that have refused to partner up with Fortnite because of it being inappropriate to give their characters a gun, and I'd have thought Harry Potter would have been among them given it's children aiming pointy sticks at each other and shouting magic words.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

[benji]

Don't those pointy sticks and magic words kill a whole bunch of people in Harry Potter?

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/supreme-court-upholds-trump-v-orrick-designated-sex-at-birth-for-passports.1346197/

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/charged-with-reckless-driving.1346080/#post-147332362

Concord simp DeliciousSunnyD

I have been pulled over and ticketed once in my life for "speeding in a work zone" which was an inactive work zone but had speed limit signs up. Thought it was total bullshit. I went to the courthouse summons to challenge it completely solo and they just totally dismissed me outright. No lawyer, nothing. Like it didn't even happen.

I am no lawyer and you say you've got one, so you should probably listen to their advice first. But reading the details you've provided, it seems like the officer has a case there for your situation. Which sounds pretty tough. But, as said, your lawyer should know how you stand if they are competent at their job.

EDIT: Haven't watched the video, because the second hand embarrassment would be too much for me. But yeah, really, you probably shouldn't have posted this thread and the video evidence onto the internet. You should probably do some soul searching quite honestly. Not trying to be too harsh here. And yeah, motor vehicles are serious business and shouldn't be treated as playthings in public, shared spaces.

[Taco Bell Tower]

Spacejaws

Hey.
As someone who's friend died showing off with a burnout and killed 2 people and made their kids orphans.
Fuck you!

Edited:
Stop It

https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/19576359.years-tragic-akers-way-crash-killed-five-children/
Please tell me OP, if a pedestrian stepped in front of you or something unexpected happened, how would you have prevented yourself from doing the same at that speed?

I use this case because it was the road outside my grandparents house, next to my primary school. It could've been me there, and with speed and "showing off", you're one split second from a decision that can kill.

Legal issues aside, please understand how this is all fun and games until you fuck around too much and you find out.

JFC

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/supreme-court-upholds-trump-v-orrick-designated-sex-at-birth-for-passports.1346197/

I guess nobody cares about trans issues just because a shitty game like Grand theft Auto VI got delayed

[benji]

Stop It

https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/19576359.years-tragic-akers-way-crash-killed-five-children/

I use this case because it was the road outside my grandparents house, next to my primary school. It could've been me there, and with speed and "showing off", you're one split second from a decision that can kill.

Wow, it could have been a real tragedy!

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/an-employee-of-yours-was-involved-in-a-car-crash-the-night-before-the-report-reaches-your-desk-two-days-later-it-turns-out-he-was-driving-drunk.1342675/page-2#post-147207307

Man. Something like this just happened to me this weekend.

About 9:30 pm on an empty road, I decided to do a quick 1-2 shift while driving and a police pulled me over and charged me with reckless driving. According to him I did a burnout(I didn't), lost control of my car(I didn't) and fishtailed all over the road( rear tires got loose but never fishtailed and stayed in my lane). Thankfully I have a dashcam video.

The first thing I did was to get an attorney and let my HR department know.

My weekend was ruined nonetheless.

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/an-employee-of-yours-was-involved-in-a-car-crash-the-night-before-the-report-reaches-your-desk-two-days-later-it-turns-out-he-was-driving-drunk.1342675/page-2#post-147207307

Man. Something like this just happened to me this weekend.

About 9:30 pm on an empty road, I decided to do a quick 1-2 shift while driving and a police pulled me over and charged me with reckless driving. According to him I did a burnout(I didn't), lost control of my car(I didn't) and fishtailed all over the road( rear tires got loose but never fishtailed and stayed in my lane). Thankfully I have a dashcam video.

The first thing I did was to get an attorney and let my HR department know.

My weekend was ruined nonetheless.

Jameson

Wish you luck. This stuff has made me so jaded with police officers.

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/supreme-court-upholds-trump-v-orrick-designated-sex-at-birth-for-passports.1346197/

I guess nobody cares about trans issues just because a shitty game like Grand theft Auto VI got delayed

Here let me summon a "they're trying to make it so we can't leave" overreaction post with my mental powers.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/charged-with-reckless-driving.1346080/page-3#post-147334972

Man just pay the fine and never do that again. A legal process will give you unwanted attention

I can't. Mandatory court date. If I go to court myself I will probably get snatched by ICE but I guess I deserved.

[Nintex]

Surprised he didn't find an anchor woman. bitches love reckless illegal drivers.

Guess he wasn't reckless enough

Fun times though, if Trump says that they arrested a reckless driver who is also illegal we will know the background behind the lore

[Nintex]

lmao they just delayed GTA6 again. November 19th.

wtf lol

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/charged-with-reckless-driving.1346080/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/charged-with-reckless-driving.1346080/page-2
https://www.instagram.com/henry.s550/
https://www.youtube.com/@Dinokill
https://archive.is/fggWI
https://archive.is/PxD74
https://archive.is/z8zxY
https://archive.is/wip/oFDYc
https://archive.is/eAWjX

benji made me do this

Tread's been deleted.

[Lonewulfeus]

1762457024[/url]']

1762456011[/url]']

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You spoke too soon

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gwynn-is-great-pok%C3%A9mon-legends-z-a.1346032/

WLW content is back on the menu boys girliepops

WLW?

That shit is MLC.

Yup, this person, self reported by the way, makes no attempt to present as female offline, no pink grandma glasses, no dyed hair, isn’t carrying around the ikea shark.  This is a man role playing as a woman who is obsessed with shipping children as lesbians.  Where you at blueball come defend your woman man.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/supreme-court-upholds-trump-v-orrick-designated-sex-at-birth-for-passports.1346197/

I guess nobody cares about trans issues just because a shitty game like Grand theft Auto VI got delayed

Here let me summon a "they're trying to make it so we can't leave" overreaction post with my mental powers.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/scotus-rules-against-trans-peoples-passport-gender-markers-in-shadow-docket-ruling.1346251/#post-147339388

They don't want us to escape

[BIONIC]

1762457024[/url]']

1762456011[/url]']

WLW content is back on the menu boys girliepops

WLW?

That shit is MLC.

Yup, this person, self reported by the way, makes no attempt to present as female offline, no pink grandma glasses, no dyed hair, isn’t carrying around the ikea shark.  This is a man role playing as a woman who is obsessed with shipping children as lesbians.  Where you at blueball come defend your woman man.

This is not very wholesome. I feel unsafe

[simiansmarts]

I guess nobody cares about trans issues just because a shitty game like Grand theft Auto VI got delayed

Here let me summon a "they're trying to make it so we can't leave" overreaction post with my mental powers.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/scotus-rules-against-trans-peoples-passport-gender-markers-in-shadow-docket-ruling.1346251/#post-147339388

They don't want us to escape

this is what happens when y'all cis people dont arm up to protect the marginalized trans folx 

[HaughtyFrank]

[JoeBoy101]

Here let me summon a "they're trying to make it so we can't leave" overreaction post with my mental powers.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/scotus-rules-against-trans-peoples-passport-gender-markers-in-shadow-docket-ruling.1346251/#post-147339388

They don't want us to escape

this is what happens when y'all cis people dont arm up to protect the marginalized trans folx 

"Biological sex at birth is a matter of historical record"

Let's call it what it is, a pink triangle. A brand. An intentional mark of shame to endanger the lives of trans folks and make sure nobody accidentally treats us with dignity.

The Supreme Court needs to be disbanded, this is just rot, this system is just hate at this point. Just leave trans people alone and fuck off, just fuck off. Yeah if a transphobe gets into power in 2028 in the US, I'm done, the entire system needs to be rebuilt.

God I wish trans people could just be happy :(

Yeah, me too bub. But over the past 15-20 years, despite the social structure getting more and more liberal and more and more accepting of trans people, it caused trans activists to scream louder and longer. An inverse relationship that as headway was gained, the activists acted like things were getting steadily worse with each second. As each goal attained, the uprights were pushed further and further back. 

If y’all had tried to be even slightly happy, recognized the progress, while even keeping at the same level of activism and work, it would have smoothly kept going. Instead the demands escalated to the point of lunacy, far beyond what even progressive majorities were able to stomach. (Hint: when you started calling people nazis for not letting kids get drugs and surgeries. That’s was when people had enough.)

I’d love you all to shut up for a while. Then the retardant Right will soon forget about you, and you can start with the progress again and actually stop losing ground and make gains.

But you don’t want happiness or progress. You want righteous indignation. You want the warm feeling of snarling at foes, regardless of the damage it does to those that DO want to just be happy.

[Alpacx]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/supreme-court-upholds-trump-v-orrick-designated-sex-at-birth-for-passports.1346197/

I guess nobody cares about trans issues just because a shitty game like Grand theft Auto VI got delayed

These "justices" need to be held criminally liable for hate crimes when these Nazis are deposed. This is outrageous bigotry masquerading as the highest court.

The Supreme Court needs to be disbanded, this is just rot, this system is just hate at this point. Just leave trans people alone and fuck off, just fuck off. Yeah if a transphobe gets into power in 2028 in the US, I'm done, the entire system needs to be rebuilt.

[Taco Bell Tower]

Is Echos in the USA?  I thought they were in the UK

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/times-where-the-fandom-inital-hate-for-some-something-was-proven-monumentally-wrong-ie-rise-of-the-tmnt-or-single-peter-parker.1346371/

After the Fox series Rise is the second best TMNT series. The OG is the OG and it stands on it's own. OMD anniversary is 2 years away meaning Spidey been free from the ball and chain for as long as he was married(20 years in real world time, happened in 1987). And if anything stories and sales have gotten better.