Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Besticus Maximus]

There was some older man who followed me around too but in my case it turned out he was my FFXIV girlfriend and was just shy irl

[Blueball]

Can’t wait to see what Blueballs has to say about those last few pages.

Stay safe Benji!

I would never spend that much time reading all this slop, but I'm glad that, despite the fact I post here once a month, you're now obsessed with me.

[Uncle]

bluebell has that google calendar "email me on the first of the month to remind me to go check my favorite website" 

[Eric Cartman]

I don't see why they would have an issue with it. Its not like he is super anti-china.

my fren, do u even watch Hasan?

he is literally pro China lol.

he is also, kinda/sorta white Chinese, or at least, he jokes about it [long story, but apparently there is shared lineage between Turks and Han Chinese or something?]

Hasan fkn loves glazing China though.

[Eric Cartman]

Not that shocking when you realize black men got the right to vote even before white women did.

horseshoe theory about Jim Crow denial?

White supremacy is first and foremost about upholding patriarchy.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

Can’t wait to see what Blueballs has to say about those last few pages.

Stay safe Benji!

I would never spend that much time reading all this slop, but I'm glad that, despite the fact I post here once a month, you're now obsessed with me.

If you can't have the troll you love, love the troll you're with.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

I feel I have to share my testimony. I am a Christian. I believe I saw Jesus or an angel walk by me in 2021.

Hey guys, I posted this over on reddit. I know this forum doesn't take these things that kindly. I simply want to share what I saw. I am copy/pasting my reddit post. I might be slow to answer any questions because of irl things. Thank you for taking your time to read it if you do.

Hi guys, this is a throwaway account because I don't want people knowing my mental status. I won't go in too great of detail. It took me a while to finally want to share this.

This happened in 2021. I will start by saying, I am diagnosed with a mental illness that may cause hallucinations(I want to be honest), but please believe what I saw. I was very apathetic at the time, but also very depressed. I really did sort of give up. Not end my life type, but, stop trying to better myself type. I was in a really bad state. I believed in God back then still, but would not go to him for answers. I remember one day on the television a verse came up on some program. Where it states that God will not give you more than you can handle(I know it might be out of context). I verbally out loud said "Really?!". I went through that week sluggishly and with little hope. I remember having a dream first, I saw a demon in my face growling, with foam coming out of its mouth. I didn't care, I was apathetic to it. Then I woke up, I saw a small child sized red person figure(made of small red lines) walking toward my computer, and then slowly disappearing(almost like particles). I was a bit surprised, but didn't think much of it. I got up to use the restroom as usual. I would always go looking down at the floor. I could make out in the distance a white object. It was walking towards me. I slowly was beginning to look up and knew(but didn't care) it was a person. I looked up and got to their shoulder, but then I don't know why til this day, looked down involuntarily(maybe to protect me). I then went into the restroom not thinking about it.

I will say, the next day I went into a mental hospital due to my condition. I stayed there a week and also went through many different jarring things. So yes, I believe I saw Jesus(or at least an angel) walk by me that day. And that he was preparing me for the following week which was insanely difficult mentally. I've changed since then. I have hope now, I've been baptized, and I attend church(lately I haven't). I believe truly Jesus is the son of God. God incarnate. As far as what I saw, it was a man. I know this because I could see their chest, and there was no feminine sign. It was a white robe that covered his feet and arms entirely. I did not see any skin or hair at all. The top part of the robe was sort of rolled up cloth around the neck. Going by my height, he was around 5'5 to 5'7. His robe was white like a cloud(very slightly gray if you look closely). He was not shining. So yes, that is what I saw. I feel relieved finally sharing it. I hope it gives some of you hope knowing that our Savior is alive and helping us to this day. God bless.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-feel-i-have-to-share-my-testimony-i-am-a-christian-i-believe-i-saw-jesus-or-an-angel-walk-by-me-in-2021.1354915/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Christianity/comments/1n2817n/i_saw_jesus_or_an_angel_walk_right_by_me_in_2021/

https://www.reddit.com/r/spirituality/comments/1on0bj2/i_believe_i_saw_jesus_or_an_angel_in_2021_he/

[clockwork5]

Can’t wait to see what Blueballs has to say about those last few pages.

Stay safe Benji!

I would never spend that much time reading all this slop, but I'm glad that, despite the fact I post here once a month, you're now obsessed with me.

Worthless. 

Why can’t the bire get a decent troll?

I miss cream.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/deranged-freaks-at-the-new-york-times-ask-ms-rachel-if-she-is-funded-by-hamas.1350664/#post-147563239

 User Banned (1 Month): Concern Trolling

Don't get. What's wrong with the question?

[DavidCroquet]

Lol that ms rachel thing is a trip. I didn’t realize that she—apropos of nothing—is bringing up a question the NYT asked her for a profile they wrote back in May, in relation to allegations from the NYPost.

She’s weird man!

[Lonewulfeus]

Can’t wait to see what Blueballs has to say about those last few pages.

Stay safe Benji!

I would never spend that much time reading all this slop, but I'm glad that, despite the fact I post here once a month, you're now obsessed with me.

Factually incorrect, you’ve posted on 3 separate dates this month alone.  

[Shecky Fragbaum]

NepNep

I mean, they haven't. Either that or you have to say the United States has elected Nancy Pelosi.

NepNep decided to post again

This whole conversation is just liberal bile.

The efficacy and meaning of a President based solely upon their minoritization should be critiqued and questioned after we elected Obama, a Black man, which is hardly a fucking demographic that gets to skirt by in American culture either if you have even an inkling of understanding that the economic order of the world, the brutality of Western domination, is founded specifically upon Black oppression and exploitation. Even my generation was insistent that "we'd never see a Black President" until Obama came along. But at the same time, like, did we forget that Trayvon Martin got blown the fuck away during Obama's Presidency? Michael Brown? Countless other Black men and women? Did we forget about the prison system? Did we forget the drone strikes in the MENA region? Did we forget the fact that his Party fucked over the possibility of universal healthcare in our lifetimes despite having a trifecta? Like, c'mon now.

We got a Black man into the White House. Yes, it was a moment of hope for Black people and their so-called allies; "Black Excellence" and all that jazz. Yes, he faced racism on and off the campaign trail. Despite that, he got in. And Black people still ain't no better off! By this lesson, what the fuck is electing a neoliberal or a conservative woman going to do for me, as a woman, in regards to ether feminism or overall liberation (because that's all we're getting)? The likely answer is fuck all.

The United States is a fucking racket of a country meant to consolidate wealth and power in as few white-ass hands as possible. It was deliberately set up to be that from the outset and, considering the lack of basic acknowledgement of this fact on part of the under-educated masses, it will continue to be like that in the meantime. Ergo, whoever gets elected to the White House is going to continue that trend regardless of their gender. So what is the meaning of gender in this paradigm?!

The mere question of whether or not the US is ready for a woman President is fundamentally superfluous. Yes, Hillary and Kamala faced sexism in their campaigns. Obama faced racism. Yeah, shit is harder for minorities. But Hillary, Kamala, and Obama are also fucking capitalists nestled within the political sector. They are rich, privileged, and are not facing anywhere close to the consequences of this fascist uprising that we are. They are in league with our oppression. All of our oppression. We're still poor, we're being poisoned by our food, environments, and infrastructure, we're facing healthcare and housing precarity, we're being robbed of meaningful community, education, and solidarity with our international brothers and sisters.

Fuck our politicians for real.

So does her gender just map to whatever issue is at hand in such a way that it's a STFU gavel drop? She'll be trans/nb again next time Clicky or Astro or some other insufferable bitch is popping off about whatever the fuck Nepenthe needs the last word on.

[Eric Cartman]

schrodingers pussy

e: alternate take:

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

schrodingers twat

[Propagandhim]

Can’t wait to see what Blueballs has to say about those last few pages.

Stay safe Benji!

I would never spend that much time reading all this slop, but I'm glad that, despite the fact I post here once a month, you're now obsessed with me.

All I'm reading here is an insane amount of misogynoir.  It's like a film noir of misogynoir where you're the killer, everyone is the victim, and the detective regrettably also engages in misogynoir to solve the murders.  Like, maybe don't, though?

[Propagandhim]

But Hillary, Kamala, and Obama are also fucking capitalists nestled within the political sector. They are rich, privileged, and are not facing anywhere close to the consequences of this fascist uprising that we are. They are in league with our oppression. All of our oppression. We're still poor, we're being poisoned by our food, environments, and infrastructure, we're facing healthcare and housing precarity, we're being robbed of meaningful community, education, and solidarity with our international brothers and sisters.

You robbed your meaningful community 

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/they-voted-for-trump-his-tariffs-took-down-their-family-owned-sawmill-big-take.1355047/#post-147749422

Which is why these navel gazing stories are fucking pointless and don't really serve anything.

To borrow from animated Castlevania:
Inflicting pain was the point, economically thriving from their vote would be a luxury

Edit:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/they-voted-for-trump-his-tariffs-took-down-their-family-owned-sawmill-big-take.1355047/page-2#post-147751030

No middle ground with this cult.

[D3RANG3D]

[Straight Edge]

This happened in 2021. I will start by saying, I am diagnosed with a mental illness that may cause hallucinations(I want to be honest), but please believe what I saw. I was very apathetic at the time, but also very depressed. I really did sort of give up. Not end my life type, but, stop trying to better myself type. I was in a really bad state. I believed I was a woman then still, but would not go to Bluesky for answers. I remember one day on the television a verse came up on some program. Where it states that HRT will give you breasts(I know it might be out of context). I verbally out loud said "Really?!". I went through that week sluggishly and with little hope. I remember having a dream first, I saw JK Rowling in my face growling, with foam coming out of her mouth. I didn't care, I was apathetic to it. Then I woke up, I saw a Hunter Schafer sized red person figure(made of small red lines) walking toward my computer, and then slowly disappearing(almost like particles). I was a bit surprised, but didn't think much of it. I got up to use the restroom as usual. I would always go looking down at the floor. I could make out in the distance a white object. It was walking towards me. I slowly was beginning to look up and knew(but didn't care) it was Elliott Page. I looked up and got to their shoulder, but then I don't know why til this day, looked down involuntarily(maybe to protect me). I then went into the restroom not thinking about it.

I will say, the next day I went into a mental hospital due to my condition. I stayed there a week and also went through many different jarring things. So yes, I believe I became a woman that day. And that HRT was preparing me for the following week which was insanely difficult mentally. I've changed since then. I have hope now, I've transitioned, and I attend vocal training workshops(lately I haven't). I believe truly Elliot Page is a future Primetime Emmy winner. Maculinity incarnate. As far as what I saw, it was Elliott Page. I know this because I could see their chest, and there was no feminine sign. It was a white pantsuit that covered her top surgery scars entirely. I did not see any skin or hair at all. The top part of the suit was sort of rolled up cloth around the neck. Going by my height, he was around 5'5 to 5'7. His suit was white like a cloud(very slightly gray if you look closely). He was not shining. So yes, that is what I saw. I feel relieved finally sharing it. I hope it gives some of you hope knowing that Elliott Page is alive and filming Umbrella Academy season 5. God bless.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-feel-i-have-to-share-my-testimony-i-am-a-christian-i-believe-i-saw-jesus-or-an-angel-walk-by-me-in-2021.1354915/page-2#post-147752134

It's perfectly reasonable to believe that they saw what they understood to be Jesus



But they should also understand that it was a hallucination and no actual Jesus was present.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-your-favorite-way-to-enjoy-potato.1354921/

[Steven Snell]

Been away for a few months. What's the latest in the world of Resetera?

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/epstein-alleged-in-emails-that-trump-knew-of-his-conduct.1351006/page-30#post-147749299

I had a dream Trump was at a party, pulled his pants down, took a ball launcher and put it in front of his dick and started launching shirts from the ball launcher, ejaculating on the shirts as they were mid launching and then he got arrested. Was weird as fuck.

[Alpacx]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/deranged-freaks-at-the-new-york-times-ask-ms-rachel-if-she-is-funded-by-hamas.1350664/#post-147563239

 User Banned (1 Month): Concern Trolling

Don't get. What's wrong with the question?

Lol that ms rachel thing is a trip. I didn’t realize that she—apropos of nothing—is bringing up a question the NYT asked her for a profile they wrote back in May, in relation to allegations from the NYPost.
She’s weird man!

Ive said it before but the Ms Rachel audience has to be fetishists. No normal person refers to kids as "Littles"

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/they-voted-for-trump-his-tariffs-took-down-their-family-owned-sawmill-big-take.1355047/page-3#post-147753904

What are we supposed to feel about these kinds of stories? These people fuck things up for the rest of us who didn't want any of this shit.

Point and laugh. They hate it. Lol

Nelson style if ya want

[D3RANG3D]

Most of you bitches didn't even vote! Please shut the fuck up, with that bullshit!

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/variety-%E2%80%98israel-did-not-kill-charlie-kirk-that-is-insane-%E2%80%99-the-world-according-to-hasan-piker.1355110/

[Propagandhim]

NepNep

I mean, they haven't. Either that or you have to say the United States has elected Nancy Pelosi.

NepNep decided to post again

This whole conversation is just liberal bile.

The efficacy and meaning of a President based solely upon their minoritization should be critiqued and questioned after we elected Obama, a Black man, which is hardly a fucking demographic that gets to skirt by in American culture either if you have even an inkling of understanding that the economic order of the world, the brutality of Western domination, is founded specifically upon Black oppression and exploitation. Even my generation was insistent that "we'd never see a Black President" until Obama came along. But at the same time, like, did we forget that Trayvon Martin got blown the fuck away during Obama's Presidency? Michael Brown? Countless other Black men and women? Did we forget about the prison system? Did we forget the drone strikes in the MENA region? Did we forget the fact that his Party fucked over the possibility of universal healthcare in our lifetimes despite having a trifecta? Like, c'mon now.

We got a Black man into the White House. Yes, it was a moment of hope for Black people and their so-called allies; "Black Excellence" and all that jazz. Yes, he faced racism on and off the campaign trail. Despite that, he got in. And Black people still ain't no better off! By this lesson, what the fuck is electing a neoliberal or a conservative woman going to do for me, as a woman, in regards to ether feminism or overall liberation (because that's all we're getting)? The likely answer is fuck all.

The United States is a fucking racket of a country meant to consolidate wealth and power in as few white-ass hands as possible. It was deliberately set up to be that from the outset and, considering the lack of basic acknowledgement of this fact on part of the under-educated masses, it will continue to be like that in the meantime. Ergo, whoever gets elected to the White House is going to continue that trend regardless of their gender. So what is the meaning of gender in this paradigm?!

The mere question of whether or not the US is ready for a woman President is fundamentally superfluous. Yes, Hillary and Kamala faced sexism in their campaigns. Obama faced racism. Yeah, shit is harder for minorities. But Hillary, Kamala, and Obama are also fucking capitalists nestled within the political sector. They are rich, privileged, and are not facing anywhere close to the consequences of this fascist uprising that we are. They are in league with our oppression. All of our oppression. We're still poor, we're being poisoned by our food, environments, and infrastructure, we're facing healthcare and housing precarity, we're being robbed of meaningful community, education, and solidarity with our international brothers and sisters.

Fuck our politicians for real.

Sit down.
Shut up.
And Listen:

https://suno.com/song/0aa3b76a-d053-44d7-830d-4dcea4b10504

[Rendle]

Been away for a few months. What's the latest in the world of Resetera?

Apparently one of their Christian members saw jesus like in that episode of House, and Blueball is back because clockwork5 accidentally said his name. Blueball if not mentioning you ever again means you'll fuck off for good then i promise you, we all take that deal, starting now.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gabe-newells-new-supergiant-yatch-features-15-gaming-pcs-a-submarine-garage-and-on-board-hospital.1355104/

Fucking disgusting.

[Jansen]