The thread where everyone in it hates streamers sponsored by DavidCroquet

[HaughtyFrank]

[DavidCroquet]

Ok, so first thing, I was gonna post "oh yeah, they're definitely fucking". 

But then I thought "David, that is deranged. Why is that your first thought?"

And then I thought "Well, because I used to have insane arguments like this with my exes ALL THE TIME. And we were for sure fucking...it was like the only non-argument thing we did."

And then I thought "You were a manchild pissbaby back then, and those girls were also unhinged. it's not a reasonable assumption to make of a random pair of people you don't know".

And THEN I went to Livestreamfail to see what the true experts think!

Girl that goes by the name Lauren DeLaguna online. She used to date Martin Skreli the pharma bro. She went to law school and was having a really hard time passing the Bar's trust and fitness review to become a lawyer. She did eventually become a lawyer.

She entered Destiny's orbit about 2 years ago when she was debating for some stupid MAGA shit. Her and Destiny started hooking up. She ingratiated herself with a bunch of Destiny's friends/orbiters (including Pxie), then started talking some crazy shit to other girls she thought Destiny was pursuing, driving them away. She tried to get Destiny to date her, and Destiny said no.

Sometimes my instincts astonish even myself.

[Eric Cartman]

saying destiny is being sued 'for revenege porn' is sorta misleading, because he wasn't the one sharing video of him sucking dick across social media, and the person that leaked all that shit isn't even part of the court case

[benji]

This person was in Titanfall 2 tonight:

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

This person was in Titanfall 2 tonight:

Someone spoil this bullshit, I don't wanna have to watch it.

[Uncle]

[HaughtyFrank]

The sort of thing that will probably never be verified but would also absolutely not be surprising considering he used to make videos like this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/comments/1iho5wu/ok_this_is_just_wild_brotips_w_hasan_piker/

[Potato]

Rich kids playing at being poor to up their socialist cred...name a more likely combo...I'll wait...

[benji]

PRESIDENT LEVEL FIGURE:

[TylenolJones]

He really cleaned up his act this year. Didn’t even get nominated for antisemite of the year!!

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

"That's a president-level figure" says some guy who calls himself Sneako.

[benji]

He really cleaned up his act this year. Didn’t even get nominated for antisemite of the year!!

(i.e. we do not recycle candidates from year to year).

So if Hitler stepped out of a time portal he could only be nominated for it once? Or did they already retire his jersey?

[TylenolJones]

(i.e. we do not recycle candidates from year to year).

So if Hitler stepped out of a time portal he could only be nominated for it once? Or did they already retire his jersey?

I don’t Hitler would even get a win in the first place. You think in 2023 someone from Hamas would’ve been the clear winner, but they gave it to…

Poor Hamas has been killing Jews for more than two years and can’t even get a nomination this year.

[benji]

Maybe they only nominate people, not organizations.

[Uncle]

I don’t Hitler would even get a win in the first place.

he literally just won re-election for the fifth time

https://nypost.com/2025/11/27/world-news/politician-named-adolf-hitler-re-elected-in-southern-african-country/

[benji]

Dude was spamming his Twitch like every ten seconds:


Ban streamers and kill them.

edit: can see him pasting it into chat and people getting mad: 

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

and also maybe see benji in the first match  

[HaughtyFrank]

Police confirmed to PEOPLE that “no critical injuries were reported from the incident”

https://people.com/twitch-streamer-meltislive-involved-in-car-crash-11859734

[BIONIC]

I’m praying the worst for him

[HaughtyFrank]

Update on the Ethan Klein lawsuit. Kaceytron settled and I guess was made to read an apology 

[simiansmarts]

I wish for this level of humiliation for all online streamers

[HaughtyFrank]

[benji]

[HaughtyFrank]

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

I'm starting to think this Taylor Lorenz person might be obsessed with Ethan Klein.




"Dan Swerdlove has a history of making vile comments ranging from misogynistic to evil."

lol

[Rendle]

There's this raving lunatic on twitter "Ethansattic" that just spends all day attacking Ethan and talking about what a genius Taylor Lorenz is. On the podcast someone was like "would't it be crazy if this account was Taylor's as well and she used it to attack Ethan and tweet at herself about how great she is?" (Taylor denies it)

https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/comments/1oqz7f8/ethans_new_ig_story_ethans_attic_being_taylor/nnn56sb/

[benji]

I'm starting to think this Taylor Lorenz person might be obsessed with Ethan Klein.

I love how often she writes out "Ethan Klein" for maximum search visibility.

[Ethan]

A new one  

These levels of enmity help explain the “Free Kaya!” incident in Dublin, which may not pass the bus driver test but illustrates the weirdness of Piker’s offline/online reality. It started with a Twitch stream Piker did in October during which his dog Kaya, who is often seen sleeping in the background, suddenly yelped, just as Piker was doing something with his hand off-camera. Conspiracy theorists swiftly concluded that Piker was activating a shock collar on the dog, and that he was therefore a cruel and terrible human being. In reality, Piker explained, Kaya had “clipped her foot” on something while he happened to be reaching for a can of Zyn nicotine pouches. He even held up the dog collar for inspection on camera. This didn’t stop his opponents piling on, combing through previous streams in search of “evidence” of animal cruelty, and making “collargate” a meme. Even People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals put out a statement: “Hasan Piker has denied using a shock collar on his dog, and we hope that’s true …” Hence the ambush by a random person in Dublin.

Great journalism Guardian

Predictably, this also makes Piker a favourite hate figure of the political right. To his enemies there is plenty to dislike: his outspoken political views; his Turkish, Muslim background; his allegiances with progressive politicians such as Zohran Mamdani, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar (all of whom have appeared on his show). But they also hate the fact that Piker – tall, muscular, fashionable and handsome – is far too alpha to fit lefty stereotypes. He has not been afraid to leverage his henchness in shirtless, sometimes even trouser-less, magazine photoshoots or selfies on his socials, generating articles such as “30 sexy pics of Hasan Piker that prove the only thing that is hotter than his takes is his bod”. He’s regularly called things such as “the Joe Rogan of the left” (yawn), or “the AOC of Twitch” or a “himbo gateway drug to leftist thought”, none of which quite captures him.

Great journalism Guardian!



https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/11/i-love-when-my-enemies-hate-me-how-hasan-piker-became-one-of-the-biggest-voices-on-the-us-left

[HaughtyFrank]

Hasan wants to stream on Chinese website, instantly gets taken down

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1pk9odv/hasan_tries_multistreaming_to_bilibili_stream/

[Eric Cartman]

Update on the Ethan Klein lawsuit. Kaceytron settled and I guess was made to read an apology 

This is the funniest fucking shit I have ever seen.

I can only imagine the "Hans, are we the baddies?" moment she had during court mandated mediation that her behaviour when viewed objectively by a neutral and independent normie from outside her bubble is just a massively unrepentant toxic shitlord and her best option is to apologise for all the horrible shit she's done

[Eric Cartman]

lol, just kidding, she didn't learn shit and will be sat there seething how she's the real victim before falling asleep while streaming some fucking reality tv show and calling everyone on twitter incels again within a month