Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[malfoyking]

They'll eventually run out of social media to use at this point.

[Boredfrom]

If you had mild negative take about AI… you are a conservative because you don’t hate it hard enough and in the correct way.  

Superbestfriends fans going the way of GB fans.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-know-its-gross-but-my-goodness-an-anal-fissure-is-unbearable-pain-if-your-rear-feels-okay-right-now-appreciate-it-seriously.1376485/

After two weeks of agonizing pain, I finally went to my PCP, who directed me to a proctologist who confirmed I have a couple small anal fissures. They give you an ointment and instruct you to take sitz baths and eat more fiber/drink more water. That's it.



Go online and, yep, that's the recommendation. Luckily, the meds have a ~90% success rate for most acute cases, but only after EIGHT WEEKS. So, surely, that can't be right. Nope, it is - plenty of empathy on Reddit and elsewhere that "yeah, this sucks ass, but you just have to wait it out."



Folks, I've had debilitating headaches. Gout. Pleurisy. I've had two herniated discs and was basically paralyzed for a week. I literally cut off a chunk of my thumb in college and stitched it myself since I couldn't afford an ER visit. 



None of it - none of it - comes close to the pain of these fissures. Every BM triggers 6-12 hours of muscle spasms that make it unbearable to sit, uncomfortable to lay, and impossible to be comfortable. Every BM feels like literal shards of glass coming out. I've spent the last two weeks trying to find the perfect balance of food, fiber, metamucil, miralax, water, and exercise to get a soft consistency and down to just one a day.



I can think about literally nothing else. I took Friday off to play MP4 and played for... 60 minutes. I literally just *stood* in pain for 10 hours instead.



Appreciate your butt, folks. Be kind to it.

WHY SHARE THIS 

[nachobro]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/christmas-music-is-really-so-cringey.1376455/
Vex with the Chris Redfield rape fantasy

So I am driving in my car and I turned on the radio and it is just constant, back to back Xmas music. How many variations of "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas" can people make?


Apparently the answer to the question is infinite. Fucking hell. Y'all know I hate using the "C-word", but it's the only word that really applies: It's so cringe. Fucking ERA is rubbing off on me.

Anyways, it's the same shit every goddamn year. "Santa Claus is coming to town!" No the fuck HE'S NOT. STOP IT.


I guess I just never noticed how bad this stuff was before. And it's like... everyone is copying each other making the same fucking songs over and over again for hundreds of years. And whys it gotta be a "WHITE CHRISTMAS" for? Huh?


Thanks,

- Masked Wrestler Vex

the other resettis and even nep telling him to shut the fuck up

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/christmas-music-is-really-so-cringey.1376455/
Vex with the Chris Redfield rape fantasy

So I am driving in my car and I turned on the radio and it is just constant, back to back Xmas music. How many variations of "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas" can people make?


Apparently the answer to the question is infinite. Fucking hell. Y'all know I hate using the "C-word", but it's the only word that really applies: It's so cringe. Fucking ERA is rubbing off on me.

Anyways, it's the same shit every goddamn year. "Santa Claus is coming to town!" No the fuck HE'S NOT. STOP IT.


I guess I just never noticed how bad this stuff was before. And it's like... everyone is copying each other making the same fucking songs over and over again for hundreds of years. And whys it gotta be a "WHITE CHRISTMAS" for? Huh?


Thanks,

- Masked Wrestler Vex

I actually have an issue with santa claus is comin to town

the springsteen rock version ruined it so that every version of the song that modern artists have done that play on the radio and in supermarkets does the SAAAAAAAAAAANTA CLAUS IS COMIN' TO TOWN! thing, repeated

like basically if you want to hear the original version of the song you only get it on kids albums

[filler]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-know-its-gross-but-my-goodness-an-anal-fissure-is-unbearable-pain-if-your-rear-feels-okay-right-now-appreciate-it-seriously.1376485/

After two weeks of agonizing pain, I finally went to my PCP, who directed me to a proctologist who confirmed I have a couple small anal fissures. They give you an ointment and instruct you to take sitz baths and eat more fiber/drink more water. That's it.



Go online and, yep, that's the recommendation. Luckily, the meds have a ~90% success rate for most acute cases, but only after EIGHT WEEKS. So, surely, that can't be right. Nope, it is - plenty of empathy on Reddit and elsewhere that "yeah, this sucks ass, but you just have to wait it out."



Folks, I've had debilitating headaches. Gout. Pleurisy. I've had two herniated discs and was basically paralyzed for a week. I literally cut off a chunk of my thumb in college and stitched it myself since I couldn't afford an ER visit. 



None of it - none of it - comes close to the pain of these fissures. Every BM triggers 6-12 hours of muscle spasms that make it unbearable to sit, uncomfortable to lay, and impossible to be comfortable. Every BM feels like literal shards of glass coming out. I've spent the last two weeks trying to find the perfect balance of food, fiber, metamucil, miralax, water, and exercise to get a soft consistency and down to just one a day.



I can think about literally nothing else. I took Friday off to play MP4 and played for... 60 minutes. I literally just *stood* in pain for 10 hours instead.



Appreciate your butt, folks. Be kind to it.

WHY SHARE THIS 

congrats on the sex 

[Boredfrom]

That sounds like a non problem, uncle.

[BIONIC]

filler was my alt the hole time

I’d like to fill your hole

[filler]

filler was my alt the hole time

I’d like to fill your whole

ftfy 

[Uncle]

That sounds like a non problem, uncle.

there is at least one christmas song that comes on the radio every year that every person in existence enjoy less than others

by the way, click this link https://thebire.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=95

[Boredfrom]

The REALLY important thing is that Palestine was saved via not voting for genocide-supporting Kamala, dodged a bullet there

its a shame the democratic party loves israel more than they love their country

Because caring about your country is caring about a war in the other side of the world while an incompetent orange rapist tries to get back on power. The orange rapist, btw, supports the same side that you loathe because “the Zionists”.  

https://www.resetera.com/threads/supreme-court-appears-ready-to-side-with-trump-on-power-to-fire-independent-regulators-as-liberal-justices-warn-it-could-upend-the-federal-government.1376341/#post-148622173

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/netherland-mcdonalds-unveils-an-ai-generated-christmas-ad-that-somehow-looks-worse-than-coca-colas.1376053/page-3#post-148629193

Wait wait wait.

Pinging that AI Phd doctor from the Playstation Advent calendar thread.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-time-to-admit-it-china-is-the-new-world-leader-of-game-development.1364641/page-9#post-148148716

 User Banned (2 Weeks): Inflammatory Racist Generalization

I don't like Chinese games; in most of them it feels like something is missing, like they lack soul. They're beautiful but feel empty to me. Of course, there are exceptions — Dave the Diver is really good!

[LoverOfCycles]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/supreme-court-appears-ready-to-side-with-trump-on-power-to-fire-independent-regulators-as-liberal-justices-warn-it-could-upend-the-federal-government.1376341/#post-148626397

Supreme Court doesn't understand what independent means. They need to be dealt with

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/supreme-court-appears-ready-to-side-with-trump-on-power-to-fire-independent-regulators-as-liberal-justices-warn-it-could-upend-the-federal-government.1376341/#post-148625185

Well then like I said, good thing those people did as they did, because everything has worked out much better for everyone including them and the people on whose behalf they said they were voting. But at least nobody thought someone vocally opposed to genocide was inexplicably "offering unconditional support" for it, presumably after somehow seeing that person's ballot.

So banned once nep gets done scanning this coupon

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Because it’s fucking snow you nitwit. If it were a Black Christmas, fucking ash and soot would be falling from the sky. Pretty sure that’s not what people would prefer.

Black Christmas is when you get murdered in a sorority.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

When you start thinking that bluesky has a conservative bias you might as well jump off a bridge. Nothing will be left enough for you

You can't even threaten to rape TERFs anymore. What a conservative hellhole.

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

filler was my alt the hole time

I’d like to fill your hole

Didn't you read the post about the anal fissure?

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

by the way, click this link https://thebire.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=95

No. You're not going to fool me into seeing your whole hole a second time, Uncle.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/christmas-music-is-really-so-cringey.1376455/page-4#post-148633225

Outside of some ancient carols done in a very traditional/classical style, Christmas music is pure torture. That's the word I'd use rather than "cringe".

I'd love to avoid it all but sadly I still need to go grocery shopping. 😑





🙄

Yeah, some people don't like the same music you do. Much like, I presume, you (or if not you, then many others) don't care for death metal and would not be happy if it blared in public speakers every day for a full month.

People can hate what you like and vice-versa. This is a very difficult concept to understand, apparently!



I find commercial Christmas music to be unlistenable garbage, and hearing it non-stop for weeks is insufferable.

Supercunt puts in her two cents

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-black-folks-and-asians-found-themselves-bonding-over-tiktok-drama-about-white-people.1375612/page-2#post-148587247

As mentioned this only works if you frame everything through "white" and "non-white" which nobody has ever done. The English colonists definitely not only considered themselves different from the Dutch and French ones, they also were able to tell the difference between the Native tribes. Then the other side of her hook requires you to continue this to today even though nobody would consider Blacks (let alone African-Americans, Ethiopians, etc.) and Asians (same Japanese, Vietnamese, Indian, etc.) as just forms of being "non-white" and so the same as Natives unless they assume whiteness as a default status like she does.

I mean I've never heard of anyone being poisoned by, drowned in or suffocating in cum. IANAL but I think that qualifies as non hazardous. Cum shots for COD shots.

Literally carries disease.

[Kyon1988]

After a three day ban the Dr is back doing what he does best; tutorials on how to spend thousands of dollars to play a game. 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/this-is-how-you-emulate-your-switch-library-in-stereoscopic-3d-using-rendepth-reshade-on-your-pc-vr-xr-play-metroid-prime-4-in-3d.1375225/

I would accuse most people using an emulator this close to launch of pirating the game, but I know the Dr. paid for the $400 collectors edition.

There's a new mini handheld gaming PC called the ABXYlute that offers auto-stereoscopy on a whopping 11" screen such as the 3DS' autostereoscopy and it's available to purchase. The catch? Niche overseas devices like this can be extremely expensive ($1500). The ABXYlute is a monster, though, with an Intel Arc discrete GPU inside as well.

Sounds like a nice Christmas gift for the doctor to get himself.

The doctor is living on foot stamps but has two copies of the same game (switch 1 and 2). Stupid idiot

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-black-folks-and-asians-found-themselves-bonding-over-tiktok-drama-about-white-people.1375612/page-2#post-148587247

As mentioned this only works if you frame everything through "white" and "non-white" which nobody has ever done. The English colonists definitely not only considered themselves different from the Dutch and French ones, they also were able to tell the difference between the Native tribes. Then the other side of her hook requires you to continue this to today even though nobody would consider Blacks (let alone African-Americans, Ethiopians, etc.) and Asians (same Japanese, Vietnamese, Indian, etc.) as just forms of being "non-white" and so the same as Natives unless they assume whiteness as a default status like she does.

I mean I've never heard of anyone being poisoned by, drowned in or suffocating in cum. IANAL but I think that qualifies as non hazardous. Cum shots for COD shots.

Literally carries disease.

Nep nep needs a hobby

[benji]

Nep nep needs a hobby

She had gaming but y'all keep ruining it.

[Polident]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-time-to-admit-it-china-is-the-new-world-leader-of-game-development.1364641/page-9#post-148148716

 User Banned (2 Weeks): Inflammatory Racist Generalization

I don't like Chinese games; in most of them it feels like something is missing, like they lack soul. They're beautiful but feel empty to me. Of course, there are exceptions — Dave the Diver is really good!

Discussing video games on an alleged video game discussion forum is not allowed.

[Chumbawumbafan69]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/netherland-mcdonalds-unveils-an-ai-generated-christmas-ad-that-somehow-looks-worse-than-coca-colas.1376053/page-2#post-148618258

The death of art is so ugly and boring.

It's a McDonald's Commercial.

This is what happens when you spend over a decade thinking Marvel slop is film. Burger ads are art now. Bluey is my psychiatrist.

[Snoopy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/christmas-music-is-really-so-cringey.1376455/page-4#post-148633225

Outside of some ancient carols done in a very traditional/classical style, Christmas music is pure torture. That's the word I'd use rather than "cringe".

I'd love to avoid it all but sadly I still need to go grocery shopping. 😑





🙄

Yeah, some people don't like the same music you do. Much like, I presume, you (or if not you, then many others) don't care for death metal and would not be happy if it blared in public speakers every day for a full month.

People can hate what you like and vice-versa. This is a very difficult concept to understand, apparently!



I find commercial Christmas music to be unlistenable garbage, and hearing it non-stop for weeks is insufferable.

Supercunt puts in her two cents

she's probably back on the brain supplement pills.

comparing light-hearted Christmas music to death metal is insane lol, and I'm someone who likes metal

You're right. One is obnoxious, annoying and makes me want to leave the room immediately, the other is death metal.

[Potato]

They'll eventually run out of social media to use at this point.

Then the healing can start...

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/netherland-mcdonalds-unveils-an-ai-generated-christmas-ad-that-somehow-looks-worse-than-coca-colas.1376053/page-3#post-148629193

Wait wait wait.

Pinging that AI Phd doctor from the Playstation Advent calendar thread.

Thought this was from the arse fissure thread. Was disappointed that it wasn't.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-time-to-admit-it-china-is-the-new-world-leader-of-game-development.1364641/page-9#post-148148716

 User Banned (2 Weeks): Inflammatory Racist Generalization

I don't like Chinese games; in most of them it feels like something is missing, like they lack soul. They're beautiful but feel empty to me. Of course, there are exceptions — Dave the Diver is really good!

Somehow, a bunch of typical Chinese knocks offs produced using western tech selling a few million is enough to qualify China as the world leader? 

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-time-to-admit-it-china-is-the-new-world-leader-of-game-development.1364641/page-9#post-148148716

 User Banned (2 Weeks): Inflammatory Racist Generalization

I don't like Chinese games; in most of them it feels like something is missing, like they lack soul. They're beautiful but feel empty to me. Of course, there are exceptions — Dave the Diver is really good!

Discussing video games on an alleged video game discussion forum is not allowed.

Dave the Diver developer (mint rocket) is a subsidiary of Nexon. 

Nexon Co., Ltd. (formerly Korean: 주식회사 넥슨) is a South Korean video game developer and publisher specializing in live service games. It develops and publishes titles including MapleStory, Crazyracing Kartrider, Sudden Attack, Dungeon & Fighter, The First Descendant, and Blue Archive. Headquartered in Japan, the company has offices in South Korea, the United States, Taiwan, and Thailand.[7]