(12-24-2025, 02:57 AM)benji wrote: (12-24-2025, 02:48 AM)Boredfrom wrote: Why does the TV has a “loading stream” icon at the end? (12-24-2025, 02:53 AM)Boredfrom wrote: Also, why the AI decided to waste two panels with nothing? To burn the forests, drain the lakes, kill the animals....
(12-24-2025, 03:14 AM)benji wrote: https://www.resetera.com/threads/epstein-files-directly-accuse-trump-of-raping-a-woman-alongside-epstein-rape-victim-later-found-%E2%80%9Cwith-her-head-blown-off%E2%80%9D.1391344/page-5#post-149286010 wrote:I swear every person who voted for this needs to have their right to vote suspended! Take away their children too! They want to be peasants? Fine! Get threated like stupid peasants!
Okay this is a little too much.
(12-24-2025, 01:49 AM)Taco Bell Tower wrote: (12-23-2025, 11:07 PM)TylenolJones wrote: Yay it’s today’s Xbox hate thread.
[PC Gamer] Microsoft's year of shame
Quote:My reaction to those headers rank from: "lmao smh Microsoft" to "Fuck you Microsoft for supporting a genocide", so I will repeat the last one
Fuck Microsoft.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/pc-gamer-microsofts-year-of-shame.1391350/
Of course a Jim Ryan Sony Pony bootlicker would post that 
they deserve it, xbox management team is only beat by bdubs when it comes to incompetent leaders. truly terrible decision making for years and years
Personally I can't believe that Trump, the man who has been convicted of sexual assault would actually rape anyone. That's crazy. Sure Trump's been accused of various forms of sexual abuse including rape by 28 women, and his bestie was a pedophile sex trafficker, but come on, rape? Really? Isn't it far more likely that all those women who Trump raped and abused are lying about the rape and abuse? Also a rapist murdering someone? What sort of insane science fiction is that? Only the craziest, most woke extreme left would come up with something that outlandish. Rapists don't murder women. They rape them.
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He did that shit, I trust the limo driver
Can you fuckers stop using Imgur for images…
I have to fire up MY VPN to see that shit and then the site just refuses to load and shits the bed
(12-24-2025, 09:47 AM)Daffy Duck wrote: Can you fuckers stop using Imgur for images…
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(12-24-2025, 04:22 AM)Garfield wrote: So Trump raped this girl and then helped Timothy mcveigh blow up Oklahoma City?
PROMISES MADE. PROMISES KEPT
(12-24-2025, 09:47 AM)Daffy Duck wrote: Can you fuckers stop using Imgur for images…
I have to fire up MY VPN to see that shit and then the site just refuses to load and shits the bed Quick hide under your bed the bobbies are at the door
(12-24-2025, 09:33 AM)Snoopy wrote: Personally I can't believe that Trump, the man who has been convicted of sexual assault would actually rape anyone. That's crazy. Sure Trump's been accused of various forms of sexual abuse including rape by 28 women, and his bestie was a pedophile sex trafficker, but come on, rape? Really? Isn't it far more likely that all those women who Trump raped and abused are lying about the rape and abuse? Also a rapist murdering someone? What sort of insane science fiction is that? Only the craziest, most woke extreme left would come up with something that outlandish. Rapists don't murder women. They rape them.
Rees say the worst part of this whole Epstein/Trump thing is the hypocrisy, but I disagree. I thought it was all the rapin’.
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Lying about what you want to be true is what Trump does every minute of his life. We should be better than him, not lower our standards to match his.
(12-24-2025, 01:20 PM)benji wrote: Lying about what you want to be true is what Trump does every minute of his life. We should be better than him, not lower our standards to match his. Y'all don't hate your opps enough.
12-24-2025, 01:43 PM
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Messofanego turned the conspiracy thread where they believe random red state limo drivers about Clinton conspiracies into Democrats/2024/genocide/etc. litigation Volume 9543: https://www.resetera.com/threads/epstein-files-directly-accuse-trump-of-raping-a-woman-alongside-epstein-rape-victim-later-found-%E2%80%9Cwith-her-head-blown-off%E2%80%9D.1391344/page-5#post-149287591
Messofanego wrote:Just to be clear, ratprophet, you're saying fuck the people who didn't want to vote for Kamala Harris for legitimate reasons like genocide support. Quote:Ending genocide was never on the ballot
TheEchosOfTheCyborg wrote:I am genuinely fearful for 26 and 28 if Trans people in the US are expected to vote for transphobes and Dem supporters who want them dead or their rights taken away (and then scapegoated if the Dems lose) the same way Arab and Muslim Americans were in 24. It wasn't on (and shouldn't be on) minorities to sacrifice themselves to help a party that doesn't care for them and maintain the living of a white majority who should have known better yet voted against their best interests. Quote:Its such a fucking insane response to say fuck the ppl who didnt vote for genocide supporters rather than fuck Kamala and Biden for supporting genocide
Quote:Theirs is a very easy and non-critical position to take. Naïve even. But a lot of people parrot the same position, so they feel righteous in their way of thinking.
Quote:Not just that (not to belittle your point at all), but Dems are increasingly losing their identity and becoming Republicans light. Running away from taxation and socialist ideals as well as abandoning minorities and lgbtq+ identity to embrace unchecked capitalism. The dismissal of the 2024 failure report in the midst of business as usual (run as the alternative 'lesser of two evils' in 2026 really has me worried. We really need younger democrats causing big waves in the next few years to a decade to change this death spiral.
TLDR; we need more young democrats to really shake up the current leadership and be willing to make big moves in order to dig us out of this hole. Otherwise it will just be business as usual. Especially when we look at 2028 nominees, most of which are more billionaires. It makes my skin crawl.
Quote:you will get told how its just politics, never ever think of liberals are genuine allies, they are not
its the reason the billionaires will keep winning, its so easy to trick humans into cult like behaviors, its the same with people glazing the Democrats as if they aren't just The billionaires' Plan B, they fund both parties for a reason, one runs on cutting taxes for the rich, the other never raises taxes on the rich(same applies for policies), the game is so hilariously rigged and yet people rather not see it
Quote:They are righteous in their way of thinking. But fuck them for having principles, right?
They're not saying 'fuck you for supporting a genocidal regime' either. It doesn't work like that. They understand your reasons.
Extend them the same courtesy.
Quote:Non voters facilitated Trump and made nothing better. I understand the denial, it must be morally devastating to have had a hand in facilitating Trump, but it is what it is.
Quote:Voting is an endless game of "pick the least shitty option" and in no realm of existence was Donald Trump the least shitty option.
It shouldn't be this way, obviously, but it's the system that exists.
Quote:Clearly not voting for her stopped genocide.
Quote:More respectfully and politely put, yes. Sadly politics isn't a purity test. If you want the perfect candidate you'll never vote again and the unscrupulous Right will destroy everything while you wait. Like what we're seeing right now.
Quote:The naive position is fucking EVERYONE over, including yourself, just to spite one candidate on a single issue.
Quote:Cannot get over how this particular point will forever be part of this conversation about Trump for so many people, that he too is the blame of voters who dared to consider voting for a genocidal president too much for them. Nothing erodes my sympathy like reading those kinds of posts.
Quote:I haven't mentioned it to not derail threads, but I can't be the only one who has had a question constantly in the back of their mind reading all of this like, "Why the fuck did the Dems do nothing with all this in the long 4 years they just had with these files?" It would have been so much easier if they'd released these or actually pressed the investigations, right? Imagine this all coming out in, say, 2022. Would Trump have still won?
Quote:Nothing short of a real revolution will fix this black hole humanity has built for itself
Quote:Crimes against children are horrific..unless they are palestinian and/or trans children, apparently.
Quote:Crazy how quick a thread about Trump being a rapist / murderer became about "but fuck the democrats"
Quote:Fuck them. They would rather compromise with the Grand Old Pedos than to help the victims when Biden was President
Khanimus wrote:They had 4 years to stick the knife in him, and instead he was given the runway to run and win.
Quote:Why is there no major news outlet reporting that the President of the United States was constantly raping a 14 year old girl, got her pregnant and had her father kill the baby right after it was born and the child was later murdered? This is possibly the biggest scandal in American history and NOBODY is reporting it!
Because y'all haven't ended capitalism, colonialism and white supremacy.
Motorcycle Dork wrote:I think it can go lower, it's to why the DoJ + FBI are covering up the darkest crimes. Trump commited acts so reprehensible, so vile, hence the GOP and cronies are panicking.
It could range from slaughtering his victims for fun, raping victims much younger (in the files trafficked vctims said to be as young as 4), or impregnating his eldest daughter Ivanka.
edit: Same guy has cracked the case in the other thread: https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-justice-department-releases-heavily-redacted-cache-of-jeffrey-epstein-files.1388710/page-27#post-149290291
Motorcycle Dork wrote:It has to be worse.
Trump and Epstein, and other soon-to-be disclosed accomplices smuggled children and women globally.
With how they off their American victims and have concealed it for so long, it was easier for them to murder + dispose the victims of SE Asia and Eastern Europe.
I wouldn't be surprised if they did human-hunting parties in that island (infer to the hunting bows). These evil nonces have so much blood on their hands.
upd: Moreover, Israel and Russia's strong connections to Epstein. It wouldn't be unbelievable if it turns out that the Mossad, KGB, and political officials supplied victims, participated in the rings, in return for honeypot blackmail.
Clicking on his recent posts I learned more, mainly that all threads are conspiracy threads now:
Motorcycle Dork wrote:Every redaction is an admission of guilt.
This has to be the largest scandal in American history. Your president orchestrated a global child smuggling sex ring, and the US government is covering it up. Quote:This is the largest known coverup in history right? Scale wise this blows Watergate and others out of the water? This is absolutely hallucinatory.
Heads should roll.
Quote:It's crazy, all those people working for Trump, the authority are all in on it, defending them, covering up for them, if they all don't have receipts for the fallout if it happens I would be very surprised because they all need life jackets to save themselves. If there is any tiny bit of justice and transparency, some shit will hit the fan and they'll need an out but probably "I don't recall" ad nauseam. It's beyond the pale.
Quote:I'm confused, and maybe this is a dumb question: but if the government has had these files this entire time, of proof of rampant pedophilia in the government and among the rich, why haven't they been released ages ago to put these people in prison? Why did this get tucked away and hidden behind multiple congressional votes?
Quote:It's important to believe the victims, especially when the types of people who are implicated here have enough power to shut them up or make them seem unreliable.
Quote:Quote:I believe all the parts that are redacted. I dunno if I can go with the Russian, Qanon and spec ops stuff though.
That stuff is far fetched for sure, but it also reads like a person who has suffered and is desperate to stop the machine however they can.
Quote:Yup, that's where I'm at too. Nobody really listened to them so it's logical that she fell into rabbit holes. I definitely believe she knows what happened as a fact but having to tell the story so many times and not being listened to may have led her this way sadly.
Quote:If we believed women, we wouldn't need an Epstein list.
B-Dubs is literally posting inbetween these posts.
12-24-2025, 02:27 PM
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(12-24-2025, 01:43 PM)benji wrote: Quote:Why is there no major news outlet reporting that the President of the United States was constantly raping a 14 year old girl, got her pregnant and had her father kill the baby right after it was born and the child was later murdered? This is possibly the biggest scandal in American history and NOBODY is reporting it!
Because y'all haven't ended capitalism, colonialism and white supremacy.
When you come across a news story that would shake the government to it's absolute core, but no one is reporting it, it should give you pause and wonder if there's perhaps a lack of credibility.
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https://www.resetera.com/threads/on-a-6-3-vote-the-supreme-court-has-denied-president-trumps-plea-to-deploy-the-national-guard-in-chicago.1391278/page-2#post-149281426 wrote:It's wild that a Supreme Court justice can just fucking lie about things we can see with our own eyes. This kind of shit should be impeachable. You can impeach anyone for anything you want if you have the votes.
(12-24-2025, 02:27 PM)HaughtyFrank wrote: When you come across a news story that would shake the government to it's absolute core, but no one is reporting it, it should give you pause and wonder if there's perhaps a lack of credibility. Because they're part of the cover-up.
(12-24-2025, 09:47 AM)Daffy Duck wrote: Can you fuckers stop using Imgur for images…
I have to fire up MY VPN to see that shit and then the site just refuses to load and shits the bed
What do we use instead?
I have been using https://imgbb.com/ since imgur cut off Joanne's kingdom.
12-24-2025, 02:59 PM
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https://www.resetera.com/threads/epstein-files-directly-accuse-trump-of-raping-a-woman-alongside-epstein-rape-victim-later-found-%E2%80%9Cwith-her-head-blown-off%E2%80%9D.1391344/page-7#post-149295883
Quote:Quote:Crimes against children are horrific..unless they are palestinian and/or trans children, apparently.
Indeed, such crimes which Trump would commit a thousandfold more than Harris ever would, and now he already has.
Quote:Not OP but yes.
There were two choices and you can either help one or the other. You either helped Kamala get elected, or you helped Trump get elected.
Quote:Ok, tell that to the people who lost relatives in Gaza and didn't want to support Harris because of her stances.
Quote:Tried to read a thread about horrific Trump crimes, yet ended up reading another thread about people blaming everything on those among us for whom the genocide of their own people was a red line they couldn't cross. In a thread about the rape and murder of a young girl, you geniuses found the real enemy again. Holy shit.
Quote:I'm pretty sure there would be fewer such losses if Harris had won. Trump supercharged Israel and the rhetoric surrounding the genocide (like he did in his first term, too) and turned American support away from the Palestinians. Harris even saw the writing on the wall right before the election and backpedalled on Israel support - something Trump would never do.
Hey, maybe once Gaza has been levelled and rebuilt as Trumpland, and he's built his resorts on that Palestinian land, filled with golden statues to his greatness, the Palestinians not just killed but enslaved Dubai-style, you might realize Harris wouldn't have been quite as diabolical as Trump on this matter.
"Elections have consequences." - Barack Hussein Obama, 2009.
"Fascism lost. I can breathe again. I can feel some semblance of hope again ... We won." - Nepenthe, 2020.
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12-24-2025, 03:39 PM
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(12-23-2025, 08:50 PM)Hap Shaughnessy wrote: https://www.resetera.com/threads/boys-at-her-school-shared-ai-generated-nude-images-of-her-after-a-fight-she-was-the-one-expelled.1390288/#post-149255563
basaltt wrote:Shit like this makes me hope I die soon. :/ I don't want to see how cyberpunk dystopia we might get. It's already so bad
https://www.resetera.com/threads/boys-at-her-school-shared-ai-generated-nude-images-of-her-after-a-fight-she-was-the-one-expelled.1390288/page-2#post-149270566
basaltt wrote:I have violent thoughts constantly these days and it makes me sad because I always hated violence. But there are so many horrible, irredeemable monsters in this world. Potential mass shooter

Edit: The mods might want to think about banning this guy for his own sake.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/college-instructor-put-on-leave-over-zero-grade-for-gender-essay.1372711/page-4#post-149290015
basaltt wrote:Same, every time I come on Era I leave thinking the world is an irredeemable shithole I don't want to live in anymore. It's ceasing to become good for me to "be informed"
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12-24-2025, 03:47 PM
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B-Dubs, post: 149296201, member: 143 wrote:[STAFF]In a thread about how Donald Trump has been directly accused of raping a woman who was then driven to suicide, you have all completely derailed the thread and made it about yourselves. You should all be ashamed.
Cut out the derail and stay on topic.[/STAFF]
Got to protect poor neppy
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(12-24-2025, 02:59 PM)benji wrote: https://www.resetera.com/threads/epstein-files-directly-accuse-trump-of-raping-a-woman-alongside-epstein-rape-victim-later-found-%E2%80%9Cwith-her-head-blown-off%E2%80%9D.1391344/page-7#post-149295883
Quote:Quote:Crimes against children are horrific..unless they are palestinian and/or trans children, apparently.
Indeed, such crimes which Trump would commit a thousandfold more than Harris ever would, and now he already has. Quote:Not OP but yes.
There were two choices and you can either help one or the other. You either helped Kamala get elected, or you helped Trump get elected.
Quote:Ok, tell that to the people who lost relatives in Gaza and didn't want to support Harris because of her stances.
Quote:Tried to read a thread about horrific Trump crimes, yet ended up reading another thread about people blaming everything on those among us for whom the genocide of their own people was a red line they couldn't cross. In a thread about the rape and murder of a young girl, you geniuses found the real enemy again. Holy shit.
Quote:I'm pretty sure there would be fewer such losses if Harris had won. Trump supercharged Israel and the rhetoric surrounding the genocide (like he did in his first term, too) and turned American support away from the Palestinians. Harris even saw the writing on the wall right before the election and backpedalled on Israel support - something Trump would never do.
Hey, maybe once Gaza has been levelled and rebuilt as Trumpland, and he's built his resorts on that Palestinian land, filled with golden statues to his greatness, the Palestinians not just killed but enslaved Dubai-style, you might realize Harris wouldn't have been quite as diabolical as Trump on this matter.
"Elections have consequences." - Barack Hussein Obama, 2009.
"Fascism lost. I can breathe again. I can feel some semblance of hope again ... We won." - Nepenthe, 2020.
User subforum banned (1 week): derailing a sensitive thread
For everyone! You suck b-dumbs
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12-24-2025, 04:02 PM
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Do the users even realise that the entire forum is geared around whatever BPD nepenthe thinks? How did it ever get that way bro
She doesn’t even vidya since she has 40 hours a week shelf stacking and 50 hours a week seething
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(12-24-2025, 03:53 PM)Jansen wrote: https://www.resetera.com/threads/neurodivergence-as-a-superpower-discourse-returns-adhd-can-be-a-superpower%E2%80%94and-science-just-revealed-exactly-why.1391617/
Not this shit again.
Brawly likes to Brawl wrote:Whatever "strengths" ADHD has are all but completely nullified by living in a society that has little to no tolerance for the negative aspects of it. I know by experience.
They really wish to be the x-men.
I will feel bad if this didn’t come from one of ERA bigger pricks and person less willing to see others point of view.
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https://www.resetera.com/threads/pc-gamer-microsofts-year-of-shame.1391350/page-2#post-149290918
Quote: User banned (1 month): Trolling. Dismissive commentary over sensitive topics. Accusations of journalistic bias. Prior bans for the same behavior.
Voodoopeople wrote:It really is panto season isn't it? Everyone loves a good baddie this time of year.
Those clicks won't click themselves.
12-24-2025, 04:09 PM
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Quote: User banned (1 month): Inflammatory right wing rhetoric
Estonda22 wrote:Appeasing to the vocal minority, I guess it is called the 'indie' awards for a reason.
I miss the days when AI resulted in a 'evil terminator' picture in forums and that was it, but the NPC masses have to go through the same backlash phase we went through with social media.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/indie-game-awards-disqualifies-clair-obscur-expedition-33-due-to-gen-ai-usage.1389181/page-18#post-149195011
Quote: User banned (1 week): Trolling, whataboutisms, and hostility over multiple posts. Account in junior phase.
imean wrote:IMCaprica wrote:I think you've mistaken this award ceremony for a thing that has to happen.
Just caught up on this thread and basically came here to post this. It's literally the same people.
And yet you participate in a thread specifically about the thing you're actively trying to avoid talking about. Not actively avoiding anything…I'm talking about it ain't I? I brought it pano idea what you mean sorry
https://www.resetera.com/threads/it-baffles-me-how-often-people-just-use-ai-for-anything-and-everything.1386508/page-9#post-149100865
Quote: User banned (1 week): Concern Trolling; Account in Junior Phase
zeue wrote:I have an old buddy that used to complain a lot about crypto back in the day. Destroying the environment for nothing, etc.
Told him "listen, man, you drive everywhere, eat meat multiple times a day, go to concerts, travel. Your car consumes more energy in a week than my PC in 12 months. Dafuq are you talking about?".
We don't talk much anymore but I am sure he's yapping about AI now.
If my home AI lab is solar powered, is that evil?
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12-24-2025, 04:18 PM
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https://www.resetera.com/threads/it-was-christmas-day-at-the-old-era-place.1391692/
TheEchosOfTheCyborg wrote:
The ERA users have gathered that Christmas Morning, where their matching old timey pyjamas (the ones with they buttoned butt-flap) and night caps. They were all sipping on hot chocolate and eating from the 4kg of Quality Street; unwrapping their presents and in-fighting about who's games was the "OBJECTIVE" best.
And then came Christmas Lunch made by a single humble user who doesn't like to brag about how much love and thought came into preparing this amazing meal; with a Spiced Nut Roast as the centre piece along with sage stuffing, bread sauce, vegan bacon wrapped Chipolatas, red cabbage, either roast potatoes or spiced potato wedgies, Yorkshire puddings and optional Gravy, Tabasco Sauce, Brussel sprouts and Cauliflower vegan cheese. Everyone was pulling crackers, telling jokes, avoiding to fart and was prepared; for a dessert of Vegan Victoria sponge (which everyone gets a slice of) and Ice Cream abound.
And then... A knock on the door and to the mods and Admins surprise, it was Father Christmas (the real Father Christmas, not the American Santa stealing his name), riding on his Yule Goat with his crown of Holly; and with him his two children, his squire and daughter Plum Pudding (the bottle holder) the eternal prankster and trickster (especially against the rich, cruel and selfish); and bearer of the bottle of eternal Youth (which is apparently made of Wassail) and Sir Loin/Roast Beef, his silent and stoic bodyguard. The trio takes us onto an adventure of discovery, of helping the poor, the stray animals and a lesson about the evils of Neoliberal Capitalism and that you should oppose it before returning us for an eternal evening of partying and feasting.
But then things take a scary turn as the Yule Cat appears, hunting for those ERA users who didn't get new clothes, shit turns scary and like a horror film for a bit, until the cat gets bored and poops in a bog.
So with that, Father Christmas gives us tickets to the greatest charity event of the year; THE ROYAL HOLIDAY RUMBLE!!!! 16 FIGHTERS COMPETING TO PROVE THEMSELVES AS THE ULIMATE GIFT GIVER!!!!!
- Santa Claus (USA),
- Father Christmas (UK)
- Papa Noël (France)
- Los Reyes Magos (Spain)
- Befana (Italy)
- Yule Lads (Iceland)
- Summer Santa (Australia)
- Hoteiosho (Japan)
- Joulupukki (Finland)
- Sinterklaas (Netherlands)
- Ded Moroz (Eastern Europe)
- Mikulás w. Krampus (Hungary)
- Amu Nowruz (Iran)
- Dun Che Lao Ren (China)
- The Christkind (Germany)
- Saturn/Cronos (Italy/Greece)
(Betting Allowed)
And after a long day, the ERA users go into their bunk beds and snooze into the night, ready for a Jolly Boxing Day (which knowing you lot will take literally).
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!
(12-24-2025, 03:47 PM)Jansen wrote: B-Dubs, post: 149296201, member: 143 wrote:[STAFF]In a thread about how Donald Trump has been directly accused of raping a woman who was then driven to suicide, you have all completely derailed the thread and made it about yourselves. You should all be ashamed.
Cut out the derail and stay on topic.[/STAFF]

Got to protect poor neppy
I guess it’s a new Resetera policy to ban people for posting the same thing as staff.
Quote:User subforum banned (1 week): derailing a sensitive thread
In a thread about a poor girl getting raped and murdered and y'all still fighting about Kamala i stg
Quote:User subforum banned (1 week): derailing a sensitive thread
Tried to read a thread about horrific Trump crimes, yet ended up reading another thread about people blaming everything on those among us for whom the genocide of their own people was a red line they couldn't cross. In a thread about the rape and murder of a young girl, you geniuses found the real enemy again. Holy shit.
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