Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Snoopy]

Today ree are forced to pretend all their outraged “billionaires are bad, eat the rich” comments were just jokes.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/forbes-beyonce-becomes-a-billionaire-the-fifth-musician-to-do-so-joining-jay-z-taylor-swift-bruce-springsteen-and-rihanna.1393759/

Just another example of how quickly these culture warriors abandon their most deeply held principles when they can’t spin the narrative.

[Besticus Maximus]

Are you pro private jets?

[TylenolJones]

Hell yeah, we’re canceling Malcolm in the Middle now. 

Fuck Frankie Muniz

Joe Arpiro photo OP
Defended Kanye
Wife was reposting Charlie Kirk BS
Admittedly right wing

Had no idea... I might be out now

https://www.resetera.com/threads/malcolm-in-the-middle-lifes-still-unfair-official-teaser-hulu-apr-10.1393651/

[HaughtyFrank]

Not gonna lie, bit upset the guy from Malcolm in the middle isn't centrist 

[filler]

Posters owning a forum isn't socialism.  

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

And socialism isn't long-term sustainable at all.  

If they owned it they could end the classism on Resetera. 

tbh i like that aspect. Easy enough to use a work/student email or register a domain, filters out a lot of spam

I mean it's an inherently classist policy. I understand it's benefits but consider all of the working class people whose jobs don't give them a "work email". It's one of the reasons this forum has the culture it does.

not like here on the communist bore 

all emails and spam are welcome!

still using my netzero email 

[Polident]

Brehs how to identify a porn actress from a 20+ year old porn video lmaooo 

I just found some old classic shit I once downloaded from Kazaa or Limewire or some shit 

And I want to know who this woman is 

There’s a 97% chance somebody here has seen that same video of the, more than likely, Hungarian lady.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-beat-metroid-other-m-over-the-weekend-and-honestly%E2%80%A6.1393423/page-2#post-149421622

I just... shake my head when people stick up for Other M. Did we play the same game?

There's a boss fight where Ridley holds Samus down by her lower body and shoulders and tries to stab her with his tail over and over, while Samus gets a POV of his naked body waist-up, very clearly meant to give the impression that Samus is being raped. That isn't even touching the rest of the story (turning Samus into a blubbering mess is truly the tip of the iceberg).

I can't respect a game that thoughtlessly throws around sexual assault in any capacity. The whole game is dripping in misogyny. It bothers me way too much to even start thinking about the gameplay (which was also bad)!

Even in the Ridley pic that got posted on this page you can clearly appreciate he got redesigned to look more human (pupils, head full of hair, torso identical to a human male rather than a weirdly skinny alien)

And the pic doesn't capture his brazenly suggestive humping animation whenever he readies his "tail attack" (lol)

I think sometimes this sort of thing can get exaggerated but in this specific case I really think you have to be a bit disingenuous not to see it

[davepoobond]

. i have twice as many posts in there as the next person,

I hate this guy. Maybe its because of the profile picture. Maybe he just sucks.

i hate him too.  definitely the avatar

[Greatness Gone]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/americans-in-1998-tried-to-predict-2025-here%E2%80%99s-what-they-got-right-cnn.1394032/

Yeah, even as rough as things are for trans people today as a whole...it's still as a net far, far better than even just 20 years ago, let alone the 90s.

But I thought transgender people were in the middle of an ongoing genocide? How is that better than 20 years ago? 

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/americans-in-1998-tried-to-predict-2025-here%E2%80%99s-what-they-got-right-cnn.1394032/

Yeah, even as rough as things are for trans people today as a whole...it's still as a net far, far better than even just 20 years ago, let alone the 90s.

But I thought transgender people were in the middle of an ongoing genocide? How is that better than 20 years ago? 

I wish someone would call them out on this bullshit. People were perma banned for saying that comparing it to histories worst massacres might be inappropriate

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/man-uno-is-such-a-pain-in-ass-to-play-these-days.1393711/

UNO is a family fave, but every time I get together to play with fam, which was recently at Christmas, it's a chore. There's always all these different rulesets. Everyone plays differnt rulesets. New rulesets. And even if you decide on a standard ruleset, people forget--old habits die hard and what not.

I used to love this game. It's just chore to play now.

Why is UNO like this lol.

 

Is entremet one of those weirdos that play by points at UNO? Or his family pretend to play with different rules so they can bail out early?

[Orange Juice Box]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/man-uno-is-such-a-pain-in-ass-to-play-these-days.1393711/

UNO is a family fave, but every time I get together to play with fam, which was recently at Christmas, it's a chore. There's always all these different rulesets. Everyone plays differnt rulesets. New rulesets. And even if you decide on a standard ruleset, people forget--old habits die hard and what not.

I used to love this game. It's just chore to play now.

Why is UNO like this lol.

 

Is entremet one of those weirdos that play by points at UNO? Or his family pretend to play with different rules so they can bail out early?

entremet plays in a skinner box with a talented pigeon.

[Potato]

I think it mostly applies to the ree "trans" crowd. I've mentioned before how out of touch they are. They never bring up anything happening in trans fashion, art or music unless it's already been widely reported by the mainstream media. It's weird. They never shut up about being trans but they're completely disconnected from the culture. They're like football fans who only watch the World Cup.

Football fans who follow a particular player rather than sticking with a team. 

[benji]

If they owned it they could end the classism on Resetera. 

tbh i like that aspect. Easy enough to use a work/student email or register a domain, filters out a lot of spam

I mean it's an inherently classist policy. I understand it's benefits but consider all of the working class people whose jobs don't give them a "work email". It's one of the reasons this forum has the culture it does.

Yeah, all those lower class progressive anti-capitalist gamers and Disney adults are completely filtered out.

not like here on the communist bore 

all emails and spam are welcome!

still using my netzero email 

Blueball doesn't even have a valid e-mail because he used a temporary one that expires after a few minutes. Thank god he remembers his password.

The Bire also discriminates against clankers, protecting posting jobs for humans.

[Potato]

Do you want to know which Discord has mass reported you? 👀

You can't ban me when the forum is going down anyway

what does this meeeaaan? lol

They're claiming that some discord groups ask decide to mass report someone because they posted something about a critical darling. I know that happens, seen it myself in my CM past

[Boredfrom]

It's so weird that people don't want to bring kids into their hellish life they cant afford, so their kid can also grow up to have a hellish life.

Ah well... better think up how we can make live better for rich people and corporations.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/financial-times-japanese-births-set-to-fall-below-lowest-official-forecasts-in-2025.1394125/#post-149454670

[D3RANG3D]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3919720/Landlord_Quest/
What is Nepneps opinion on this piece of software?

[killamajig]

Nick Kyrgios currently 671st in the men's rankings beat women's world number one Aryna Sabalenka straight sets in the “Battle of the Sexes” in Dubai. The modified court was even designed to help Sabalenka.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1pyn7p6/nick_kyrgios_currently_671st_in_the_mens_rankings/



Needs an Era thread

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/it%E2%80%99s-a-wonderful-life-is-required-viewing-for-the-2020%E2%80%99s.1392298/#post-149344297

I hate this movie so much. The casual racism & sexism, the bulk of the movie being constantly beating up this guy and then an angel coming around and saying "It's okay that you sacrificed your own dreams and desires, because it helped others" (which is the thing the protagonist has been complaining about all movie!) without giving any actual help for the guy's immediate problem or mental health issues, the fact that it ends not with the villain getting his come-uppance but with the protagonist's wife convincing everybody to loan and chip in money to save the protagonist from a problem that he didn't create. I just find it a very unpleasant and depressing movie.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/it%E2%80%99s-a-wonderful-life-is-required-viewing-for-the-2020%E2%80%99s.1392298/page-2#post-149421790

You find the town... full of people who we were just shown unequivocally have better lives because of George's selflessness... coming together to save him from problems outside of his control.... in gratitude, appreciation, and genuine love and affection after all he has done for them... unpleasant and depressing???

I cannot possibly wrap my head around this one. It has gotta be in contention for the single most uplifting thing in the history of film.

It's nice that they help out, but it gives off "Saved by a GoFundMe for something that wasn't my fault to begin with" vibes, which admittedly, makes it very relevant in 2025. And fixing the stolen money problem just solves his immediate problem and doesn't help with any of George's underlying issues.

I liked the ending of Pollyanna execution of this trope better. She's spent the entire movie trying to be optimistic for people who have lost hope and then when she's at her lowest, is suffering major health issues, and has given up, the whole town comes and shows how much they love her and give her hope again.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/stranger-things-season-5-vol-2-has-been-review-bombed-by-bigots-because-of-one-scene-spoilers.1394119/

[Boredfrom]

Why the fuck should we even care what Elon Musk has to say about this

Everybody saying the scene was bad is missing the point. Scene could've been fucking Shakespeare and this still would've happened

If you're coming into this thread to shit on this scene you might just be an asshole, congrats

“WE ARE HERE TO BE MISERABLE AND HAVE CONFIRMATION BIAS ABOUT HUMANITY!”

[Polident]

Strange how the phantom bigots didn’t review bomb the episode where the lady comes out as gay two seasons ago. Or every episode this season where she’s with her girlfriend.

[benji]

It's so weird that people don't want to bring kids into their hellish life they cant afford, so their kid can also grow up to have a hellish life.

Ah well... better think up how we can make live better for rich people and corporations.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/financial-times-japanese-births-set-to-fall-below-lowest-official-forecasts-in-2025.1394125/#post-149454670

Do birth rates fall as societies become wealthier and older?



No, it must be because everyone hates life as much as I do and thinks it's never been worse.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/on-22-12-2025-moba-network-released-a-statement-saying-share-trading-would-ceasejanuary-1st-2026-and-begin-a-full-strategic-review-of-the-company.1393618/page-5#post-149460166

Can't we all just post on another existing site? There are plenty of us

:p

                Colonialist rhetoric

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/on-22-12-2025-moba-network-released-a-statement-saying-share-trading-would-ceasejanuary-1st-2026-and-begin-a-full-strategic-review-of-the-company.1393618/page-3#post-149434879

Tygre's socialist revolution has been downgraded to a tax shelter:

[simiansmarts]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/stranger-things-season-5-vol-2-has-been-review-bombed-by-bigots-because-of-one-scene-spoilers.1394119/

"Honey look at your hair... look at your haircut." 

[Rendle]

Hell yeah, we’re canceling Malcolm in the Middle now. 

Fuck Frankie Muniz

Joe Arpiro photo OP
Defended Kanye
Wife was reposting Charlie Kirk BS
Admittedly right wing

Had no idea... I might be out now

https://www.resetera.com/threads/malcolm-in-the-middle-lifes-still-unfair-official-teaser-hulu-apr-10.1393651/

Points that have been noted in various reports include:

• Political Dissatisfaction: In 2018, reports mentioned that Muniz had repeatedly expressed his dissatisfaction with former President Obama's administration.
  

So he's far left?

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kennedy-center-honors-ratings-plummet-amid-trump-takeover.1394056/#post-149456404

Amazing how much Trump has ruined. If you count his influence on the world he has to be one of the worst humans to ever live, no exaggeration. They'll say I have Trump Derangement Syndrome if I say that anywhere else but here, though.

[filler]

Brehs how to identify a porn actress from a 20+ year old porn video lmaooo 

I just found some old classic shit I once downloaded from Kazaa or Limewire or some shit 

And I want to know who this woman is 

send it to me

dm 

[filler]

My comrades! We must take back the means of posting! Only then can we truly be free. Evil Capitalist Benji has profited off of our hard work for long enough!

Viva la revolution!!

Will all posters be entirely equal in ownership or will shares be allocated based on post count? What about junior status? Will all decisions be by majority or consensus?

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like counts determine your social credit score here on the bore 

checkmate, era