Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[nachobro]

per that letter it seems like they can get it reissued for free, yes

nvm, seems its $30. might as well do it for free if youre gonna force it on people

[Mediocre Lager]

To be fair to doops here*, he's actually right. No one on the internet is more miserable or hate-filled than someone who hasn't played a game but is pretty sure they'll like it more than someone who has.

*Eww

[Mediocre Lager]

To be fair to doops here*, he's actually right. No one on the internet is more miserable or hate-filled than someone who hasn't played a game but is pretty sure they'll like it more than someone who has.

*Eww

[clockwork5]

They are all roasting the polygon reviewer over their Resident Evil review blurb. 

The key to unlocking Resident Evil Requiem is right in its title. In Christian tradition, a requiem is a mass for the dead. It's a moment of reflection where we are to offer our prayers for the repose of those we have lost. Let us not just take Leon's journey as a face-value remembrance of Raccoon City, but as an acknowledgment of the lives claimed by real-world tragedy. May our collective memories hold more power than any bomb.

WTF is this lol.

[Taco Bell Tower]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resident-evil-requiem-review-thread.1445848/page-25#post-151851205

No offense to you specifically OP, and I'm not directing this at you fwiw, but as a reviewer myself, this is why I've always maintained that we, collectively, as a medium, should do away with scores for reviews. People hyperfocus on them, get way too precious about them, or read into them far too much and start going into games with certain expectations, then building resentment against them if they aren't quite met.

Doops you gave a game 10 and I'm playing it now, it's actually a 9.5. I'm seething with rage right now against you being wrong. By 0.5 points. Completely beside myself. Tbh you must have a hidden agenda to sell the game, so you're not being objective and are ethically compromised. I'm reporting you to the game journalism bureau. Your days are numbered in this industry, buddy.

Not sure what’s more pathetic: doops calling himself a reviewer, or messy’s attempt at humor

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

Or me trawling a shitty gaming forum to find posts to make fun of and fill the void in my life

life could always be worse. you could be the wife messy's parents bought for him. that poor woman is living the life that keeps romance novels selling. being forced into marriage with that creep must be a nightmare she can't wake up from 

The way he eats buffalo wings can you really blame her? 

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/it%E2%80%99s-official-the-cybertruck-is-more-explosive-than-the-ford-pinto-literally.1447567/

These people are idiots that will literally believe anything without checking.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resident-evil-requiem-ot-ive-got-a-bigger-magnum-than-most-of-you.1443649/page-14#post-151839727

Holy shit I am so excited as someone with a 5090, Ryzen 7 5800x3D, 96GB RAM and a 77” LG 144Hz OLED connected to it. I’m feasting this weekend.

What I find interesting about this fraud is trying to figure out what he is lying about. Is it the SNAP benefits? All the cutting edge techie crap? The teetering on absolutely poverty? It’s like a sad little puzzle to sus out.

None of it. He's genuinely the most retarded person on the internet.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/chatgpt-has-genuinely-ruined-the-internet.1446721/#post-151834957

I still argue that the Internet was ruined back in 2014 when the algorithms started taking over and pushing everything to be a lot of extremist and negative. The AI nonsense isn't that big a change in comparison, in my opinion.

aLgoRIthMsss!!!1!!

So, what's their excuse for ruining neogoof and retardera?

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kansas-sends-letters-to-trans-people-demanding-the-immediate-surrender-of-drivers-licenses.1446676/page-2#post-151831960

"But it's not a real genocide, you're gonna make the word lose its meaning!"

Edit:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/kansas-sends-letters-to-trans-people-demanding-the-immediate-surrender-of-drivers-licenses.1446676/page-2#post-151834813

This is about a step away from camps.

Can't they just go get it reissued??

Yes, but that would require effort...

[Kazuma_Kiryu]

I want to do a WoW quest about poop instead of poopy work

Seriously, what is up with this guy and poop? Perhaps he and Dr. Poop should be together.

[TylenolJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resident-evil-requiem-ot-ive-got-a-bigger-magnum-than-most-of-you.1443649/page-14#post-151839727

Holy shit I am so excited as someone with a 5090, Ryzen 7 5800x3D, 96GB RAM and a 77” LG 144Hz OLED connected to it. I’m feasting this weekend.

What I find interesting about this fraud is trying to figure out what he is lying about. Is it the SNAP benefits? All the cutting edge techie crap? The teetering on absolutely poverty? It’s like a sad little puzzle to sus out.

This is just the genius of the American welfare system. Makes more sense to spend all your money than to save it since you can’t get food stamps if you’re holding cash. 

What resources can I have and still get SNAP benefits?

Currently, households may have $3,000 in countable resources (such as cash or money in a bank account) or $4,500 in countable resources if at least one member of the household is age 60 or older, or is disabled.

His ram alone is worth $3000.

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kansas-sends-letters-to-trans-people-demanding-the-immediate-surrender-of-drivers-licenses.1446676/page-2#post-151831960



Edit:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/kansas-sends-letters-to-trans-people-demanding-the-immediate-surrender-of-drivers-licenses.1446676/page-2#post-151834813

Can't they just go get it reissued??

Yes, but that would require effort...

they would rather say "I could LITERALLY be arrested just for driving" than address the fact that yes, anyone can be arrested for driving without a valid license

same as the ones who say "I can't go to Florida because I would be arrested for going to the bathroom," which only happens if you intentionally use the wrong one

you have a choice, here, you don't have to choose to be arrested, regardless of how non-affirming the alternative is

[Greatness Gone]

25 pages of nerds malding over not being able to play 3 year old full priced AAA slop ports anymore. 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jason-schreier-the-sense-i’m-getting-is-that-sony-is-backing-away-from-putting-their-exclusive-console-traditional-single-player-stuff-on-pc.1447141/

Only Soyny game worth playing this gen was Returnal anyway 

[Jansen]

They're crying about Tom Henderson in constructive 

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jason-schreier-the-sense-i%E2%80%99m-getting-is-that-sony-is-backing-away-from-putting-their-exclusive-console-traditional-single-player-stuff-on-pc.1447141/page-24#post-151865119

Xbox should've never existed in the first place. Why was Microsoft, the owner and maintainer of Windows, heavily invested in console gaming and putting their PC users at a disadvantage? A console of which came at the expense of probably landing where Steam is today. It's fine though. Everything worked out. They're now the largest Western publisher by far and now they're making money off everybody else's platforms.



The prospect of Microsoft winning or losing a console war is so, so incredibly dumb.

Almost as sad as the bitter tears of Nintendo losing final fantasy

[D3RANG3D]

[Daffy Duck]

It's fun, although being punished for heat build-up a mechanic that'll take a while to get used to. Was kinda funny how my squad extracted without me because I couldn't make it to the circle in time.

Gunplay is superb. Visuals are superb. And no AI voices either so it's already better than Arc Raiders.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/marathon-server-slam-open-preview-feb26-mar2-impressions-thread.1447144/page-10

[simiansmarts]

They're crying about Tom Henderson in constructive 

How terminally online do you have to be to keep up with tweet replies made three years ago??

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/scream-7-is-now-the-worst-reviewed-film-in-the-franchise-currently-at-43.1447645/#post-151867042

Your first post since November and you used ChatGPT to type it for you.

Lilpoptart is back!

[benji]

What I find interesting about this fraud is trying to figure out what he is lying about. Is it the SNAP benefits? All the cutting edge techie crap? The teetering on absolutely poverty? It’s like a sad little puzzle to sus out.

What's great is he's seemingly not lying about any of it. The man's a completely open book about how he:
-Refused to sell his townhouse during his divorce and fought to keep it even though it's a $600K+ mortgage.
-Racked up another $200K+ (lowball estimate) of student loans to get his PhD on the belief that he'd instantly be making six and a half figures the day he got it.
-Divorced his "narcissist" husband who was the only one over the last few years with an income and continued income prospects from being a specialized teacher. (And also has dual citizenships he was previously considering fleeing the country using.)
-Despite having no job except for a temp position for a few months and possibly $1 million in debts continued buying all kinds of expensive junk on the claim that he would need it to do simple stats and then does little more than run games and emulators at high resolutions in the assumption that other people will care that he does this.
-Brought his around retirement age mom into his townhouse to help pay for it because he's unemployed and dumped the only breadwinner.
-Scared about starving to death because the food stamps he got applied for were temporarily restricted all while bitching that the food stamps didn't pay for enough for him to eat in the first place even though you can easily become obese on American food stamps especially in deep blue core of a blue state.
-Is seemingly no longer even attempting to get a job and instead is "founder" of the obviously worthless business run out of his townhouse that veers into outright scam territory with his mom running the actual business part (seemingly based on her "success" running other wellness scams) and some dude they/them he knows from across the country, that apparently lives in Florida, who appears to be the actual "artist" part of the business.
-Has an endless number of massively exaggerated to outright fake conditions including anxiety, PTSD, "autism", and others to where he is now pursuing disability rather than actually lower his job expectations. Previously attended therapy three times a week, also had separate couples therapy and has claimed to have "addicted" himself to weed in the past.
-Presumably is lying through obfuscation to officials to smooth his way into welfare, possibly with his mom's expert direction, because he's sitting on a big ass asset he could cash out of. 
-Has a terrible time on his favorite forum because he's delusional about AI just in the other direction and can't "read the room" after a decade of posting with the same people. (Just kidding, it's actually his newly discovered autism that prevents him from writing in ways that others will understand him even though he's always written like this.)
-Can't get a job in Europe despite everyone there wanting him because they don't have air conditioning.
-Oh, and all of the above is Trump's fault or his NARCISSIST ex's fault or capitalism's fault or the fact that he fled Columbia as a baby or... (And he's not lying about this when he tells the forum, he seems to literally believe it.)

[killamajig]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resident-evil-requiem-review-thread.1445848/page-25#post-151851205



Not sure what’s more pathetic: doops calling himself a reviewer, or messy’s attempt at humor

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

Or me trawling a shitty gaming forum to find posts to make fun of and fill the void in my life

life could always be worse. you could be the wife messy's parents bought for him. that poor woman is living the life that keeps romance novels selling. being forced into marriage with that creep must be a nightmare she can't wake up from 

The way he eats buffalo wings can you really blame her? 

Mmmmmmm

yeah, lick those fingers you sexy bitch!

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/scream-7-is-now-the-worst-reviewed-film-in-the-franchise-currently-at-43.1447645/#post-151867042

Your first post since November and you used ChatGPT to type it for you.

Lilpoptart is back!

Should hit him with the, "I'm disabled and need AI to help me communicate."

Demand an apology.

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jason-schreier-the-sense-i%E2%80%99m-getting-is-that-sony-is-backing-away-from-putting-their-exclusive-console-traditional-single-player-stuff-on-pc.1447141/page-24#post-151865119

Xbox should've never existed in the first place. Why was Microsoft, the owner and maintainer of Windows, heavily invested in console gaming and putting their PC users at a disadvantage?

Because they were afraid of Sony rendering the PC and thus Windows irrelevant. Something Sony executives liked to a spend a lot of time saying they were going to do with the PlayStation as a trojan horse into controlling the home computing and entertainment space. There were no smartphones then and internet was just beginning to enter into the home, so it was a reasonable fear and why Microsoft had bought WebTV in the first place. Everybody knew there would be some connected device that would dominate the home, just nobody knew what it would look like. A game console seemed a reasonable option, especially when Sony put a DVD player in the PS2 and people were buying it for just that.

Phones are what put a cap on the size of the console business and pretty much cut the legs out of what was Microsoft's strategy going into the Xbone.

[benji]

Lilpoptart is back!

He's really incredible:

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resident-evil-requiem-spoiler-thread.1438951/page-102#post-151839133

 User banned (permanent): attacking other users, account in junior phase

Because the series exists outside of your myopic view of it, and I have no desire to type up the 50,000-word novel that it would take to explain how the following things work in order to make you understand what's being discussed:

• marketing eras
  
• marketing tactics
  
• creative visions changing
  
• dev outsourcing for minor projects
  
• generational shifts in the fanbase
  
• the difference between online fandom and RE's core playerbase
  
• Capcom's responsibility to their shareholders
  
• capitalism in general
  
• what character archetypes are
  
• what character arcs are
  
• how legacy writing works
  

This is why I hate dealing with shippers in general. You're incapable of seeing the totality of what goes into making and marketing each game individually and how it all coalesces to form a broader picture -- because you view everything through the lens of your ship.

Responses like the one you just gave me are exactly why Capcom was forced into a position to keep Leon's marriage ambiguous. You are part of the problem.



DG, buddy, I love you... but re: #1, the question being asked is why Claire's absence exists. You're forming a circular argument here.

"Why isn't Claire in RE9?"
"She was cut at some point."
"Okay, but why?"

And re: #2, considering that RE9, starring Leon, came immediately following RE4make, starring Leon -- that sounds like a really flimsy rationale for cutting Claire.

I also don't think that the "alienating to a first-time player" argument holds up under scrutiny, either. It's really not hard to explain to a new player "Leon and Sherry escaped Raccoon City with another girl named Claire." See, I just did it in one sentence.

Is not about SHIPPING is what CAPCOM themselves has been building for 30 years , reduce everything to just "SHIPPING" is actually insane. But honestly i will not judge you because seeing what you say on other social medias i just think you are sick in the head mod edit: removed image

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/axios-feb-22-2026-dems-working-on-secret-report-found-gaza-cost-harris-votes.1443358/page-2#post-151705957

 User Banned (1 Month): Dismissing Concerns of Genocide; Inflammatory Trolling; Previous Ban For Inflammatory Accusations

Glad it did, otherwise we wouldn't have got the board of peace!

[Alpacx]

They are all roasting the polygon reviewer over their Resident Evil review blurb. 

The key to unlocking Resident Evil Requiem is right in its title. In Christian tradition, a requiem is a mass for the dead. It's a moment of reflection where we are to offer our prayers for the repose of those we have lost. Let us not just take Leon's journey as a face-value remembrance of Raccoon City, but as an acknowledgment of the lives claimed by real-world tragedy. May our collective memories hold more power than any bomb.

Roasting a games journalist? Yikes, Gamergate comes to Resetera.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/newsom-said-the-democratic-party-needs-to-be-more-culturally-normal.1444438/page-4#post-151749241

 User Banned (1 Month): Drive-by dismissal of concerns of transphobia, previous ban for dismissal drive-by

Vote for the dem nominee or watch more people be murdered. Those are your choices.

[D3RANG3D]

Lilpoptart is back!

He's really incredible:

ohsweetirony.jiff

[benji]

That SapphireWeapon person signed up on Feb 7th and seemingly has only posted in Resident Evil threads. Their Tumblr was previously linked on Era as a "leaker":

thinking about that dumb bitch who tried to pull a "uhm i think you're the problem sweaty" on me when aeon fans are now literally posting screencaps of my blog to try to humiliate me on different platforms.

the fact that this has now reached resetera is ridiculous.

https://x.com/agonycrossbow
https://www.tumblr.com/agonycrossbow
https://www.reddit.com/user/agonycrossbow/