Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Ribosome]

I also want to point out that the media is doing more sanewashing on this for Trump. The post where he says he won't sign any other bills until the SAVE Act passes he lists the things the SAVE Act is supposed to do, with the last two listed being "NO MEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS: NO TRANSGENDER MUTILIZATION FOR CHILDREN!" This is obviously the ramblings of a mad man and not part of the SAVE Act at all, yet the article in the OP and the Reuters article I saw this morning both chose to leave that out completely. "The president is refusing to sign bills" is newsworthy but also "The president has lost his fucking mind" should maybe also be up there in importance

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump-says-he-won’t-sign-any-bills-into-law-until-save-act-passes.1456870/page-2

How can they not mention that Trump originally said the "TRANSGENDER MUTILIZATION FOR CHILDREN" was okay by him with written parental consent?

[Alpacx]

Good luck with boycotting the world's financial markets.

Me when I have no payment processors

[Potato]

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you-like-sex-the-physical-act-of-love-coitus-do-you-like-it.1396213/#post-149596441

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-guardian-more-gen-z-men-live-with-parents-in-this-city-than-anywhere-in-the-us-how-do-they-date.1402990/page-2#post-149949334

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you-anger-easily.1408045/#post-150127573

https://www.resetera.com/threads/will-the-2020s-be-regarded-as-one-of-the-worst-decades-in-recorded-history.1407496/page-8#post-150168025

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ye-formerly-kanye-west-takes-out-ad-in-the-wall-street-journal-to-apologize-for-antisemitic-outbursts-%E2%80%9Ci-lost-touch-with-reality%E2%80%9D-new-album-1-30.1416097/page-6#post-150538180

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-is-everyone-doing-mental-health-thread.1422073/page-2#post-150776575

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-is-everyone-doing-mental-health-thread.1422073/page-2#post-150786211

https://www.resetera.com/threads/most-americans-experience-passionate-love-only-twice-in-a-lifetime-study-finds.1433566/#post-151236097

Once for me, though I can't say it's been worth all the grief it's caused me.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/few-things-worse-than-a-stomach-bug-norovirus.1385725/#post-151824793

Feb 25, 2026

I'm sick. Again.

My wife caught a virus from her kids and knew I would get it. I felt ok going into work this morning, but started feeling bloated, nauseous and having gas pains. Around 1, I finally said uncle and told my co worker I had to leave for the day. I vomited in a Dick's Sporting Goods parking lot less than 5 minutes later. This has been the third time I've been sick with a stomach bug since around Christmas. It's awful.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/missing-the-companionship-of-a-significant-other.1456753/#post-152314951

Today [Mar 8, 2026]

Wife and I just separated. I can relate.

Sounds like she was sick too. 

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

Yeah, sick of his shit

[Potato]

the bore defends douchebag streamers because reee are trashing them 

Correction. The bire believes all streamers should be killed, raped and murdered, in that order.

Fuck streamers

[Potato]

Strange, I couldn't find an Era thread or post on this.

it's being spun as a bomb that right wingers threw at mamdani

Emir Balat and Ibrahim Kayumi were arrested on scene yesterday

This is white supremacy.

Nah bro, with names like that their bomb would have worked. Definitely a CIA and Mossad false flag.

[benji]

Another prudent financial decision:

I have a 5090/9800X3D PC and got this game for PC.

Then I couldn't resist the bundle on Switch 2 so I got it for Switch 2.

I have to say the differences between the two at max settings and Switch 2 are so impressively minimal that I can't believe I'm playing this on Nintendo hardware the way it is. It looks SO damn good on Switch 2. Gives me great hope for this console. It's just astounding what they've achieved here.

[Alpacx]

Another prudent financial decision:

I have a 5090/9800X3D PC and got this game for PC.

Then I couldn't resist the bundle on Switch 2 so I got it for Switch 2.

I have to say the differences between the two at max settings and Switch 2 are so impressively minimal that I can't believe I'm playing this on Nintendo hardware the way it is. It looks SO damn good on Switch 2. Gives me great hope for this console. It's just astounding what they've achieved here.

A normal person would play it on the Steam Deck he failed to sell in June.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/buy-sell-trade-thread-read-the-new-rules-in-the-op-scammers-suck.454/page-992#post-140998161

[filler]

Another prudent financial decision:

I have a 5090/9800X3D PC and got this game for PC.

Then I couldn't resist the bundle on Switch 2 so I got it for Switch 2.

I have to say the differences between the two at max settings and Switch 2 are so impressively minimal that I can't believe I'm playing this on Nintendo hardware the way it is. It looks SO damn good on Switch 2. Gives me great hope for this console. It's just astounding what they've achieved here.

how many people got that ass banned for calling this liar out because he pretends to be broke with a starving family, but plenty of money for expensive toys and any new vidya he wants 


intentional or not, this is my favorite troll on reeee

[filler]

it's being spun as a bomb that right wingers threw at mamdani

Emir Balat and Ibrahim Kayumi were arrested on scene yesterday

This is white supremacy.

Nah bro, with names like that their bomb would have worked. Definitely a CIA and Mossad false flag.

[filler]

the people who's job it is to do thing, can't possibly be responsible for doing thing 

[Besticus Maximus]

Americans have to drive more because the population is less dense and don't have public transit options. Low income Americans both have to drive longer distances to work and have no extra margin to afford higher fuel costs.

Americans also have a very different fleet of vehicles, mostly trucks and large SUVs which are less fuel efficient than sedans and compacts.

Also the US relies on diesel trucks for shipping goods long distances and the whole consumer economy is built on semi trucks driving stuff from state to state - distances often greater than entire Euro countries.

Actually you fucking nazi piece of shit science has looked into this and confirmed that it's for two reasons: 

1) americans are fat and gravity makes their lives more expensive in every way
2) they're stupid and they spill all the petrol all over when they're going to get it every time because they're too busy buying and eating hot dogs to get home in time for church

[killamajig]

Excellent.

As someone who shouted from the rooftops about what was going to happen and then had to watch some of the fallout directly impact us here in Minneapolis, these people can go fuck themselves.

Fuck them and us up more, Canadians.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trump’s-canada-trade-war-hits-jack-daniel’s-and-jim-beam-with-a-‘devastating’-143-million-loss.1457083/

A company makes a shitty game and people call it out for being shitty.
ResetEra: "Oh my God, you want game devs to lose their jobs. Y'all are terrible people!!!"


A company makes a product people want but tarrifs fuck them over.
ResetEra: "Fuck them and us up more"

[killamajig]

Speaking of shitty games, if you're wondering what happened to Kunty, they made a thread to praise the shitty game 
https://www.resetera.com/threads/marathon-ot-ghost-in-the-shell.1453297/

He's all up in that thread praising the game. So I hope it fails

[HaughtyFrank]

Resident Evil 5 really damaged Jill's character so bad and I hope that a remake just cuts out the entire Jill subplot.

I hope someone punchs your throat.

Never give these people a writing job. The whole thematic framing of RE5 is about partners. Losing your partner, trusting your partner, betraying your partner (in wesker's case). It's basically spelled out when you have that 2 on 2 boss fight with Wesker. You can't just remove Jill from the game and have it be the same. Not like Resident Evil games are high art but what lunacy to remove the bit of thematic storytelling they at least have

[malfoyking]

Resident Evil 5 really damaged Jill's character so bad and I hope that a remake just cuts out the entire Jill subplot.

I hope someone punchs your throat.

Never give these people a writing job. The whole thematic framing of RE5 is about partners. Losing your partner, trusting your partner, betraying your partner (in wesker's case). It's basically spelled out when you have that 2 on 2 boss fight with Wesker. You can't just remove Jill from the game and have it be the same. Not like Resident Evil games are high art but what lunacy to remove the bit of thematic storytelling they at least have

And dont forget Sheva being Chris new partner at least for that game, especially with Jill his old partner as a villain.

[Snoopy]

Speaking of shitty games, if you're wondering what happened to Kunty, they made a thread to praise the shitty game 
https://www.resetera.com/threads/marathon-ot-ghost-in-the-shell.1453297/

He's all up in that thread praising the game. So I hope it fails

A cynical person might think the only reason he’s jumping all over this is because he was too late to get on the Arc Raiders hype

[Jansen]

Looking back, it's kind of nuts how Resident Evil 5 treated Jill

Jill was one of the faces of Resident Evil. She was one half of the main duo and got a solo game before Chris and Resident Evil 5 reduced her to a brainwashed damsel wearing a tight catsuit for Chris to save.

Also she's blonde for some reason

doubly funny since Code Veronica ends with Steven's body being retrieved by Wesker setting up something with Steve and Jill's last appearance in 3 ends with her looking for Chris while hanging out with Carlos. (side note it's so funny how RE2 and 3 sets up a mystery about Chris' whereabouts and Code Veronica is just "btw Chris is fine") so to someone who actually played the game, Jill being missing just makes no sense

Resident Evil 5 really damaged Jill's character so bad and I hope that a remake just cuts out the entire Jill subplot. There's like so much of the game that I just don't think is salvagable that you might as well change 90% of the game

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User Banned (1 Weeks) - Boys Club Rhetoric

Banned for one whole weeks

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-plan-to-kill-myself-soon.1457437/

Been best friends with this girl for over twenty years, we flirted with being more but it didn't work. I am madly in love with her, she knows but has always been clear it would not be anything more. She never had romantic interest in anyone in all that time we spoke every day, usually she would call me, hang out etc. Whenever anyone would show interest in me I didn't care, this person was enough no matter what our relationship actually was or not. In December she told me she had been seeing someone for a year, didn't tell me because of how I would react. Haven't spoken to her since, I genuinely hope she is happy, and I get it's selfish to feel this way at all which also leads to a shit ton of guilt for feeling possessive of someone who was clear what they did and did not want, but I just want to end it all now. She found someone she wants that kind of relationship with but she doesn't want that with me. Been on dates since then, just don't care about any of it. Should probably spend time on myself but I hate myself so have no time for that or learning to love myself, just want to end it, as long as she is happy I am fine.

[BananaBlast]

I quite like the weird hooded and masked design but the ridiculous catsuit, the mind control device being between her tits and her weird blonde hair made her look like she was modded by an angry Nazi incel on Nexus. They made this after "true Sheva" where she's just a white woman now.

I don think Its just RE5. Capcom is pretty grim with Jill. The whole "she never ages for reasons" thing they have had for years now, is just bollocks.

They'll keep shoving Leons dusty 50 year old bones around, in his midlife crisis moblie and sex pest haircut, but seem terrified of having a 50 year old Jill pop up.

It's funny because it's not like the Resi universe isn't one where everyone seems to age like fine wine.

 I dare you to make fun of an old Jill Valentine, pussy. 

[filler]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-plan-to-kill-myself-soon.1457437/

Been best friends with this girl for over twenty years, we flirted with being more but it didn't work. I am madly in love with her, she knows but has always been clear it would not be anything more. She never had romantic interest in anyone in all that time we spoke every day, usually she would call me, hang out etc. Whenever anyone would show interest in me I didn't care, this person was enough no matter what our relationship actually was or not. In December she told me she had been seeing someone for a year, didn't tell me because of how I would react. Haven't spoken to her since, I genuinely hope she is happy, and I get it's selfish to feel this way at all which also leads to a shit ton of guilt for feeling possessive of someone who was clear what they did and did not want, but I just want to end it all now. She found someone she wants that kind of relationship with but she doesn't want that with me. Been on dates since then, just don't care about any of it. Should probably spend time on myself but I hate myself so have no time for that or learning to love myself, just want to end it, as long as she is happy I am fine.

[Boredfrom]

They'll keep shoving Leons dusty 50 year old bones around, in his midlife crisis moblie and sex pest haircut, but seem terrified of having a 50 year old Jill pop up.

Someone is bitter.

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/christopher-dring-pokemon-pokopia-launch-physical-sales-are-not-even-half-of-what-legends-z-a-did.1457008/

 User banned (2 weeks): Creating a troll thread. History of similar behavior. Threadmaking privileges revoked.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/christopher-dring-pokemon-pokopia-launch-physical-sales-are-not-even-half-of-what-legends-z-a-did.1457008/page-4#post-152321971

Given the amount of context missing, the thread is being locked

[Swiftest]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-plan-to-kill-myself-soon.1457437/

Been best friends with this girl for over twenty years, we flirted with being more but it didn't work. I am madly in love with her, she knows but has always been clear it would not be anything more. She never had romantic interest in anyone in all that time we spoke every day, usually she would call me, hang out etc. Whenever anyone would show interest in me I didn't care, this person was enough no matter what our relationship actually was or not. In December she told me she had been seeing someone for a year, didn't tell me because of how I would react. Haven't spoken to her since, I genuinely hope she is happy, and I get it's selfish to feel this way at all which also leads to a shit ton of guilt for feeling possessive of someone who was clear what they did and did not want, but I just want to end it all now. She found someone she wants that kind of relationship with but she doesn't want that with me. Been on dates since then, just don't care about any of it. Should probably spend time on myself but I hate myself so have no time for that or learning to love myself, just want to end it, as long as she is happy I am fine.

Bit sad but simping for 20 years is crazy. Also how much of a sperg are you that your lifelong friend doesn't feel safe talking about her love life with you.

[HaughtyFrank]

They'll keep shoving Leons dusty 50 year old bones around, in his midlife crisis moblie and sex pest haircut, but seem terrified of having a 50 year old Jill pop up.

Someone is bitter.

That's basically the part he's leaving out, that everyone seems to think older Leon is even hotter. If they showed an aged up version of Jill designed in a way that has people drooling he'd likely be mad too.

[BananaBlast]

link

There is nothing 'wrong' with initially feeling hopeless in response to deeply harmful events, it can be a 'natural' emotional response. But it is a problem when you cannot finish processing those emotions or balance them against their limited context; they are meant to be transitory, not permanent.

Depression can sometimes be conceptualized as a persistent inability to internalize our basic reasoning due to latent cognitive distortions. We 'know' how illogical it is to say that human beings can only ever love one other person in the world no matter what, but depression makes us feel like the obvious untruth is just as real.

I don't mean this to say that mere platitudes can correct anything, but it is important to try to recognize when you are being objectively unreasonable even when you don't feel something is true. That may feel like a trite observation, but it is the crux of depression to mistakenly conflate our emotional state with our rational state. Physically writing out the difference between our perception and the generalized facts can be a helpful exercise.

"I feel hopeless because of X and it feels like it will never change" =\= "It is hopeless for anyone to overcome X and no one can ever recover"

Forcibly divorcing ourselves from the analysis of a situation and acknowledging this difference can be essential in anchoring our emotional response because it can reset our sense of proportionality. The emotional truth we feel has to 'read' against the unreasonable extrapolation. We will still be trapped in cognitive distortions of "Sure, but I am special/uniquely bad compared to everyone else" or "what works for other people will never work for me" but now we've shifted the context from a situation being hopeless by default, to our individual responses being ineffective.

That alone can be a huge psychological win, because now we're thinking about actions, not just feelings. And that makes it easier to challenge other distortions.

OP, don't take suicide advice from this guy. He thought Chun-Li in a bikini was a valid cause for teenage girls feeling suicidal.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-plan-to-kill-myself-soon.1457437/

Been best friends with this girl for over twenty years, we flirted with being more but it didn't work. I am madly in love with her, she knows but has always been clear it would not be anything more. She never had romantic interest in anyone in all that time we spoke every day, usually she would call me, hang out etc. Whenever anyone would show interest in me I didn't care, this person was enough no matter what our relationship actually was or not. In December she told me she had been seeing someone for a year, didn't tell me because of how I would react. Haven't spoken to her since, I genuinely hope she is happy, and I get it's selfish to feel this way at all which also leads to a shit ton of guilt for feeling possessive of someone who was clear what they did and did not want, but I just want to end it all now. She found someone she wants that kind of relationship with but she doesn't want that with me. Been on dates since then, just don't care about any of it. Should probably spend time on myself but I hate myself so have no time for that or learning to love myself, just want to end it, as long as she is happy I am fine.

Hey now it was only 20 years of longing

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you-think-we-will-have-the-sex-minigame-on-the-god-of-war-remakes.1436470/page-10#post-152343895



Time to tell a woman how she's wrong

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ai-fueled-ram-crisis-forces-retro-game-preservation-site-myrient-to-permanently-close-retro-game-archived-with-390-tb-worth-of-data-gone.1450183/page-4#post-152082841

 User Banned (1 Week): Advocating piracy, long history of infractions

The important aspect to this topic has been the quite frankly absurd extensions to Copyright Length as Corporations like Disney have made it unreasonable.

Like I am all for the owners of the content making their money that they deserve. However we must be mindful of how unreasonable the length of the profit window has become.

When the US was founded Copyright lasted a Max of 28 years. Today it lasts nearly 100 years.

The point is the length of the extension has become a hinderance to preservation because legally speaking you can't start preserving the content at legal level till 100 years after the Copyright.

This is just too long because it's possible content that is a lot less profitable may be lost before it becomes public domain.

There should really be a serious discussion on how to address that at some point.

As someone who is in his late 40's and has just literally gotten around his block of hating JRGPs for the majority of my life.. I played Chono Trigger earlier this year, which has made me want to just consume as much JRPG's as i can now!

However, with that in mind and given "laws", i am going to look forward to downloading and playing all these classic games ive never played via emulation come the end of the 21st century. Oh wait, i won't i'll be dead.

I guess the only legal way for me to play these now is either wait for the IP holder to re-release these on a platform ( which i won't have ownership of the content anyway ) or try and obtain these 2nd hand , and the devices 2nd hand at stilly prices with zero revenue going to the IP holder.... and running the risk of the old physical media and hardware not even working now or in the future.

I think i know where my moral compass points.

[BananaBlast]

They'll keep shoving Leons dusty 50 year old bones around, in his midlife crisis moblie and sex pest haircut, but seem terrified of having a 50 year old Jill pop up.

Someone is bitter.

Holy shit, this guy's got a raging hate boner for Leon! 

Can't wait for 60 year old Leon to suplex the sad zombie.

We all know his middle name because he references it all the time.

You see, Leon is pushing 50, wears a leather jacket, has the haircut of a 2003 scene band and drives a Porsche. Like all similarly well adjusted men like that, he heard on a podcast that introducing yourself to a woman with your middle name will prompt a response from the woman (or "female" as the podcast says) forcing her to engage you in conversation.

At this point in time he's said his name to so many 20 year old uninterested women that resemble Ada at bars, that it's become a part of our shared base of common knowledge and lived experience.

Everyone knows Leons middle name just like how everyone knows where they were during 9/11. Well...not the women he's creeping on. But that's not their fault. They weren't born yet.

Leon, with that hair cut, looks to be desperately clinging onto any semblance of youth whilst resembling a racist Karen mixed with a racist Tory MP. Leon "midlife crisis" Kennedy. He even has his own custom Porsche for the love of god.

Chris could decide to lose the muscle mass, go salt and pepper and still look dapper. Leon looks like the sort of dude who would be trying to chat up 18 year olds in the goth clubs until he's 65.

Bro's probably just jealous that 51 year old Leon still mogs his ugly ass (if he ain't already around that age himself!) 

[Hap Shaughnessy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-plan-to-kill-myself-soon.1457437/

Been best friends with this girl for over twenty years, we flirted with being more but it didn't work. I am madly in love with her, she knows but has always been clear it would not be anything more. She never had romantic interest in anyone in all that time we spoke every day, usually she would call me, hang out etc. Whenever anyone would show interest in me I didn't care, this person was enough no matter what our relationship actually was or not. In December she told me she had been seeing someone for a year, didn't tell me because of how I would react. Haven't spoken to her since, I genuinely hope she is happy, and I get it's selfish to feel this way at all which also leads to a shit ton of guilt for feeling possessive of someone who was clear what they did and did not want, but I just want to end it all now. She found someone she wants that kind of relationship with but she doesn't want that with me. Been on dates since then, just don't care about any of it. Should probably spend time on myself but I hate myself so have no time for that or learning to love myself, just want to end it, as long as she is happy I am fine.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-is-everyone-doing-mental-health-thread.1422073/#post-150769450

Awful to be honest, I am in love with my best friend, she knows and has been going out with someone for a year without telling me because she knew it would upset me. I am Hurt, heartbroken, jealous and guilty for feeling like in this in the first place because she has every right to date whoever she likes. Seeing a therapists working out ways to love myself, focus on me, regulate my negative emotions etc. Told a girl I was talking to that I am seeing a therapist, I asked if I could detail my sessions a little bit, she said yes, then blocked me on everything the next day. It's just one bad thing after another.